The "poke at everything with a stick" method of search and rescue

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

The police are actually helpful, huh.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

"duPont lure" ... first time I've heard it called that.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

ok in my letterboxd review i mention that the sheriff kind of reminded me of doug ford. now i remember why

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“I’d give my eye teeth to know…”

Those don’t seem very valuable.

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The swamp monster might be able to convince both of the women to go with him voluntarily just by being sober and clean-shaven. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

The husbands look very distraught

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I don't trust these cops
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#Monsterdon 👮 👨‍⚕️ 🏊‍♀️ 🐉 😱

I will note that we have seen a LAKE, but not a BOG.

One down

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Get the women first, that's right...
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should have killed the guys instead

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YAY!!

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Broads love it when ya call 'em "babe"

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Yowza. That's a heck of a shot. #monsterdon

I thought nothing could put me off hanging out in bogs, but these chucklefucks might just do it!

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These yokels are way too far south to get any muskies

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

May Day! May Day!

#Monsterdon #Bog

#Monsterdon she "may" not have survived

I don't understand the camera in the bra, I've put a lot of stuff in my bra over the years but never a camera

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

John Cassavetes' BOG

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oh Black Water, keep on rollin'... #monsterdon

Who knew boobs were so good for holding cameras?
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@MylesRyden I thought that's our job 😛

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I hope he does get better bites. Of him. By the monster.

#monsterdon #bog

Starting off with the usual #Monsterdon misogyny, I see.

IT'S BOGGIN TIME #monsterdon #bog

bog cam bog cam

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remember this was before sunscreen (tank top)

Should we have an orgy, or some partner swapping, or a little gay exploration? Nah, too much work

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I'd like the men in this party to die already. strong start. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Death for the red shirt dude. Now.

Can't stomach this one, #monsterdon friends. Til next time. 🫡

i hope they die

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Can you imagine being married to either of these two guys?

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I just keep thinking about how terrible the mosquitos must be out there.

#Monsterdon #Bog

I can't decide who I want to die first #monsterdon

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🛥️ TRIVIA BOG 🐸🐊🦎🐍

In addition to Gloria DeHaven, accomplished actors Aldo Ray, Marshall Thompson, and Leo Gordon play it totally straight here, creating a unique conflict against the extremely low budget rubber monster suit production.

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YOU CAN EXPLAIN HOW YOU LEFT PORT WITHOUT A FULL COMPLEMENT OF BROWN SLEEPING BAGS?!

#monsterdon #Bog1979

I bet we get more frog violence in this one than in Frogs. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

What is this, Incel's Camping Vacation?

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I love how it is clearly daylight behind them
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#Monsterdon you know what I hate? When people throw away whole cigarettes. I haven't smoked in years, and it still bugs the hell outta me lol

bog: bozos with booze in the boonies

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When the movie is so bad, the director of cinematography uses a pseudonym. #monsterdon

If this were an 90s film, an axe mooderer would show up right now

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I hope these guys get eaten by an alligator

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

"Hey look. Somebody left us a boat." That's called 'stealing', but whatever. #monsterdon

There is probably a really interesting story as to why this movie is listed as 1979, but released in 1984.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

“Somebody left us a boat!”

Pretty sure that’s not how boats work. This isn’t a farming sim game, people.

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Is that the only tent they set up for a group of four?

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I hope whatever the monster is it eats all of these people

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So much 70s cinema looks like home movie footage of people who ended up getting serial killed

#Monsterdon

Please enjoy Bog (1979) responsibly

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OH HEY FREE BOAT

everyone remembers that summer they listened to the Love Theme from Bog at makeout point #Monsterdon

According to IMDB, the cinematographer was Jack Willoughby who wanted to be credited as Wings? Although, with a picture this blurry a pseudonym might have been the best choice #Monsterdon

The lake in Bog is a crummier lake than the one in Frogs. C+ lake

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Was that a who is buried in Grant's Tomb reference?

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#Monsterdon #Bog

Budweiser! And, what a 'stash.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

They're not even waiting for the pretense of fishing to start with the drink.

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"Aww man, look at that bog, YES!!!"

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#monsterdon The precursor to Comic Sans!

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🛥️ TRIVIA BOG 🐸🐊🦎🐍

Gloria DeHaven was in Summer Stock with Judy Garland, among other classic musicals.

👀 She brings actual acting ability to TWO ROLES in #Bog, her only monster movie. Stay alert!

The Call Of The Mild (and Beige) #monsterdon

This is all stolen land...

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One day our descendents will use films like this to show how unbelievably green the earth was.

Probably the only good use for this film.

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sound designed for the drive in window speaker lol

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#bog1979

How this movie probably came about. Some guy over hears in a bar "so they shut down the construction site, but there's still 3 boxes of dynamite sitting up there...." #monsterdon

Love Theme from Bog by The Captain and Teneille

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This intro brought to us by a tourism commission like in Yeti? Though I like this song less.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

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The family truckster.

#monsterdon Excellent. 1979 Gay Porn Music. Wheeee

@wohali No way in hell. Way too sharp.

#monsterdon #Bog1979

Profoundly 70s opening music with no real connection to the movie GO

#monsterdon #bog

how do you guest star in a movie? was BOG a long-running serial? #monsterdon

@SRLevine @nev also mooching!

did you know: BOG is Danish for BOOK

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Dang this girl really loves bogs a lot that she wrote a love song for one
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All right! The frogs got him already!

#monsterdon #frongwrogs

My bingo card really needed "bad theme song" on it.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

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🛥️ TRIVIA BOG 🐸🐊🦎🐍

Notice the 70s AM radio wanna be hit.

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most realistic scream-while-being-dragged-out-of-a-boat ever

i wonder when that loon sound was recorded

oh my god this music, very easy listening #Monsterdon

1.5 min for the 1st death, not bad
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Starting off strong with a Hinterland Who's Who loon call, there.

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@Lazarou got it! #Monsterdon

Why bring a tackle box if you’re just gonna… anyway he’s dead.

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Good. #Monsterdon

DON'T BLOW UP THE BOG YOU DIPSHIT

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I presume the monster is a giant cranberry
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awoo-ooo

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oh boy a nature documentary #monsterdon

#Monsterdon man fishing with dynamite? there's gonna be some environmental metaphors here?

I have zero memory of this. Not even the title. And it came out when I was a jr in HS. #monsterdon

@nev Going to mooch over here tonight, thank you!

(I started ~1 min early, thanks to whomever warned about the archive.org version having the animation at the start)

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Looking boggy #monsterdon

Yep, there's a bog in this #Monsterdon

This looks cheerful.
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Are we sure this isn't the Fog?
#Monsterdon #Bog