@floatybirb bog witch was legit interesting and creepy

#monsterdon #Bog1979

I’m glad they didn’t manage to completely destroy the bog monster’s habitat #Monsterdon

It's impressive how stuff like Changemen, Jaspion or any other 70s/80s japanese monster TV show had better production value than this #monsterdon #bog

No idea what #Monsterdon is but it would be great if this Mute button in Mastodon actually worked!

I’ve heard people who snore like this monster “roars” #Monsterdon

@arrjay That’s just the monster groaning. #monsterdon

I give this Bog movie 2/5 tungsten monster dongs, because I'm rounding up from 1.5.

It qualified as a movie but made me bored and could have done with half as many scenes and half as many characters.

The best characters were the horny elder scientists. The worst characters were the Mystery Machine fishing trip crew with their gendered whining. The moral lesson is maybe you should just leave the bog monsters alone and not detonate their bogs.

#monsterdon

So the love theme of this movie is from the point of view of the monster singing to Adrianna? Or her singing to him?
"Your kisses stir deep in me a love left locked inside." Fishie kisses.
#Monsterdon #Bog

So we suffered an additional 10-15 minutes of runtime to leave the door open for a sequel... :nope:

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

#monsterdon Okay speakers of proper English, this one is for you:

(This image may pop up in the middle of future movies)

Well, that was some bog-standard #Monsterdon nonsense 🤦

Thanks as always @Taweret@octodon.social for hosting and everyone for posting! Definitely worth pausing my drive to participate. Looking forward to next time....

Who brought the Old Bay seasoning--anyone??

#Monsterdon

@_L1vY_
Gotta pad out that runtime somehow.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

And thus a new bog witch is borne #Monsterdon

@murph was there? i mean I didn't see much makeup at all so

#monsterdon #Bog1979

@Louisa they meant thanks to the band Chicago

#monsterdon

I didn't catch any smoking, but wouldn't be surprised if it was in there somewhere. We did have coffee.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Aggregated reviews state "OK Witch and great muttering" #Monsterdon

Cool, Mike Bilandic former Chicago mayor from when I lived out there, makes it onto the credits. Not every politician can say that #monsterdon

In the 1970s, station wagons were designed to burst into flames on impact. Seat belts were an optional feature

#monsterdon

gah!

if you got the archive.org version you need to STOP THE MOVIE

or else annoying tone time

#monsterdon

@ramsey Made by the brew crew, for the brew crew. This just needed more beer applied to the audience.

#monsterdon #Bog1979

#PBR product placement #Monsterdon

Bog Witch as the main villain, controlling the Bog Creature is actually a much better movie. I think we can get this written up in a few weeks.

#Monsterdon

I want my money back.

thanks @Taweret for hosting, @ryan for the @miru stream, and absolutely no one involved in the making of this film

#Monsterdon

Monster flambé #monsterdon #bog

Come quick! the movie's heading back toward the bog! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon That was fun! We needed a good laugh. And the music during the credits is so relevant to the plot. Thanks!

Wowwwwwwwwwww.

#Monsterdon #Bog

Special thanks to Chicago??? That's a surprise for a movie that looked like it was filmed in 2 square miles of trespassed woods

#Monsterdon

@SordidAmok #monsterdon Yeti had soul! Yeti knew love.... and loss.

The End?
#Monsterdon #Bog

How can an action scene like this have zero sense of urgency? #monsterdon #bog

@LingLass Irresistible combination, it’s both! 💗bog monster 💗 #Monsterdon

I don't like to make fun of people's names, but:
Schattschneider?
Schmirler?
Skittone?
Mr and Mrs. Buick?
#monsterdon

Thanks as always @Taweret ! #monsterdon

Who was it who wanted a screen cap of the monster? Blurry VHS shot of the back spikes!

#Monsterdon

Bog Witch was the best part (=
peace y'all ✌️
#Monsterdon
#bog1979

@diazona I wish they had a roadhouse scene with someone crooning it, diagetic-style #monsterdon

#monsterdon 🎶 Walk with me, hand in claw endlessly
Tonight will live forever, in your egg sac
Hold me soft and warm, as an ovipositor

#monsterdon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjxTWIjfSOk

It sure was. #monsterdon

i'm not sorry for voting for that, the monster reveal was great #Monsterdon

*squints* well it kinda sorta looks like your average Deep One style fisnman. Just with lobster claws and giant saucer eyes.
#Monsterdon #Bog

*grunting noises*

*sirens*

*dramatic music*

*sirens*

*grunting noises*

*dramaticmusic*

#monsterdon

#monsterdon i kind of expected at least one bog and more mustaches

lol autoplay rolls over to slithis, longtime competitor of bog for last place

Someone give the bog monster a losenge #monsterdon #bog

and roll credits.

this wasn't a Sad Beige Movie after all.

this has been a viewing of Bog, as part of #monsterdon !

@nhgeek maybe just going to hit myself repeatedly in the head with a stick #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon And in the end, that fucking awful song plays again.

Well that was definitely a movie we watched guys, and I'll give it this much: it was better than Dracula: Prisoner of Frankenstein.

Anyway, that was lots of fun. See you all next week, and don't forget to vote for the next movie tomorrow!

Love ya'!

Oh yeah, that's a slime trail

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon aw so cute, widdle baby boggies! 🥹

how many harshaws are involved in this movie?!

"i'm a harshaw sir!"

"Me too!"

"I knew it! I'm surrounded by Harshaws!"

#monsterdon #Bog1979

It means the movie is over! We're free! #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

#monsterdon The bog monster was Jeff Schwaab, not Jeff Schwaaaaaaaaab. OKAY. I mean, really. Tsk. ;)

Yay! Sole soundtrack song final credit roll redux! #Monsterdon #TheBog1979

Slime trail!

"He's headed for the bog! We'll go on foot"

Like, haven't you already seen what chasing this thing on foot leads to?

#monsterdon

This movie looks like it had a bucket of black ink spilled on it. WHich is probably for the best. I fear the monster costume we can't see is very very bad.
#Monsterdon #Bog

oh, this is our sequel sting. in C64-VISION.

#monsterdon

@paco

We lose empathy watching these movies every week. Thanks for grounding us again.

#Monsterdon

@mmezabet It's voice is so much better than it has to be in this crappy film #monsterdon

Well la dee da Gloria De Haven!

#Monsterdon

Is...is the music horny for the monster?

#monsterdon #bog

well chat, that was totes boggers

time to bog off to bed

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon He sounds horrible. Maybe he should lay off the people for a while.

only the power of a MAN can make the monster correctly BURN

no really, why did it work _that_ time?

#monsterdon

This Lake is Cleansed

#Monsterdon

The Bog monster sounds like a Yeti with a tummy ache. Or someone mumbling their dialogue into a dying microphone.
#Monsterdon #Bog

I like the bullfrog notes in the bog monster's noises.

#Monsterdon #Bog

#monsterdon
Wallace Fry was played by Robert Fry?

Then we get BOG II: Electric BOGALOO. That's a wrap kids! Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week beautiful mutants. #Monsterdon #Bog

and the monster fucked-- um, you know what, nevermind

thanks everybody!

#monsterdon

Count down to "the end ... or IS IT?!!"

#Monsterdon

Cajun Blackened... tasty

#Monsterdon #bog1979

*filmmakers attempt to conceal the innate hilarity of two retiree-age lake fishermen attacking a rubber suit monster by waving the camera around and cranking the zoom ring back and forth*

Oh I see, this is where the Jason Bourne school of cinematography saw its genesis

#monsterdon

The slowest car scene in the history of movies #monsterdon #bog

It was combustible #monsterdon

Now the creature has a spike ridge on its head and back?

#Monsterdon

For those of you that voted for this, I sic the Attack Kitten at you. #Monsterdon

okay I guess that was it.

also I guess that means some lady laid eggs in the lake? yes?

ty for joining, everyone!!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon I don't understand... I missed good parts of it... Maybe that's why I don't understand...

Growling or purring? #Monsterdon

A “blood affinity” #Monsterdon

Wow that was...

Well, it was something.

Thanks, everyone! I'm going to dip out before I have to hear this damn song again.

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

ROCK LOBSTER! ooooo ahhhh

#Monsterdon

BLINDED! BY THE LIGHT! #monsterdon

...then what?

#Monsterdon
#bog1979

Wake up, monster, you're having one of those bad dreams #monsterdon

THE END

?

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

Maybe you should run away from the burning monster standing in a pile of dry leaves in the forest

#Monsterdon

who the fuck is John?
#monsterdon

The little bog creature babies fuck off into the bog!

#Monsterdon

"we'll use some jarring quick cuts to hide the fact that our monster looks like shit"
"oh no! it's not working!"
"quicker! more jarring! hurry!" #Monsterdon

And then we see eggs. #Monsterdon #Bog

[melancholy music]
[mysterious music]

#Monsterdon

Dang, cars were explosive in the 1970s. It's a miracle anyone survived driving.

#monsterdon

"swamp gas"
#monsterdon

i applauded at the car crash #monsterdon

THE END

?

#Monsterdon

Bog monster is a very naughty puppy, yes he is #monsterdon