The "poke at everything with a stick" method of search and rescue
The police are actually helpful, huh.
"duPont lure" ... first time I've heard it called that.
ok in my letterboxd review i mention that the sheriff kind of reminded me of doug ford. now i remember why
The swamp monster might be able to convince both of the women to go with him voluntarily just by being sober and clean-shaven. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979
The husbands look very distraught
I don't trust these cops
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon 👮 👨⚕️ 🏊♀️ 🐉 😱
I will note that we have seen a LAKE, but not a BOG.
One down
Get the women first, that's right...
#monsterdon
should have killed the guys instead
YAY!!
Broads love it when ya call 'em "babe"
Yowza. That's a heck of a shot. #monsterdon
I thought nothing could put me off hanging out in bogs, but these chucklefucks might just do it!
These yokels are way too far south to get any muskies
May Day! May Day!
#Monsterdon she "may" not have survived
I don't understand the camera in the bra, I've put a lot of stuff in my bra over the years but never a camera
John Cassavetes' BOG
oh Black Water, keep on rollin'... #monsterdon
Who knew boobs were so good for holding cameras?
#monsterdon
@MylesRyden I thought that's our job 😛
I hope he does get better bites. Of him. By the monster.
Starting off with the usual #Monsterdon misogyny, I see.
IT'S BOGGIN TIME #monsterdon #bog
bog cam bog cam
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remember this was before sunscreen (tank top)
Should we have an orgy, or some partner swapping, or a little gay exploration? Nah, too much work
I'd like the men in this party to die already. strong start. #monsterdon
#monsterdon Death for the red shirt dude. Now.
Can't stomach this one, #monsterdon friends. Til next time. 🫡
i hope they die
Can you imagine being married to either of these two guys?
I just keep thinking about how terrible the mosquitos must be out there.
I can't decide who I want to die first #monsterdon
🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️
🛥️ TRIVIA BOG 🐸🐊🦎🐍
In addition to Gloria DeHaven, accomplished actors Aldo Ray, Marshall Thompson, and Leo Gordon play it totally straight here, creating a unique conflict against the extremely low budget rubber monster suit production.
YOU CAN EXPLAIN HOW YOU LEFT PORT WITHOUT A FULL COMPLEMENT OF BROWN SLEEPING BAGS?!
I bet we get more frog violence in this one than in Frogs. #Monsterdon #TheBog1979
What is this, Incel's Camping Vacation?
I love how it is clearly daylight behind them
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon you know what I hate? When people throw away whole cigarettes. I haven't smoked in years, and it still bugs the hell outta me lol
bog: bozos with booze in the boonies
When the movie is so bad, the director of cinematography uses a pseudonym. #monsterdon
If this were an 90s film, an axe mooderer would show up right now
I hope these guys get eaten by an alligator
"Hey look. Somebody left us a boat." That's called 'stealing', but whatever. #monsterdon
There is probably a really interesting story as to why this movie is listed as 1979, but released in 1984.
“Somebody left us a boat!”
Pretty sure that’s not how boats work. This isn’t a farming sim game, people.
Is that the only tent they set up for a group of four?
I hope whatever the monster is it eats all of these people
So much 70s cinema looks like home movie footage of people who ended up getting serial killed
Please enjoy Bog (1979) responsibly
OH HEY FREE BOAT
everyone remembers that summer they listened to the Love Theme from Bog at makeout point #Monsterdon
According to IMDB, the cinematographer was Jack Willoughby who wanted to be credited as Wings? Although, with a picture this blurry a pseudonym might have been the best choice #Monsterdon
The lake in Bog is a crummier lake than the one in Frogs. C+ lake
Was that a who is buried in Grant's Tomb reference?
Budweiser! And, what a 'stash.
They're not even waiting for the pretense of fishing to start with the drink.
"Aww man, look at that bog, YES!!!"
#monsterdon The precursor to Comic Sans!
🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️
🛥️ TRIVIA BOG 🐸🐊🦎🐍
Gloria DeHaven was in Summer Stock with Judy Garland, among other classic musicals.
👀 She brings actual acting ability to TWO ROLES in #Bog, her only monster movie. Stay alert!
The Call Of The Mild (and Beige) #monsterdon
This is all stolen land...
One day our descendents will use films like this to show how unbelievably green the earth was.
Probably the only good use for this film.
sound designed for the drive in window speaker lol
How this movie probably came about. Some guy over hears in a bar "so they shut down the construction site, but there's still 3 boxes of dynamite sitting up there...." #monsterdon
Love Theme from Bog by The Captain and Teneille
This intro brought to us by a tourism commission like in Yeti? Though I like this song less.
The family truckster.
#monsterdon Excellent. 1979 Gay Porn Music. Wheeee
@wohali No way in hell. Way too sharp.
Profoundly 70s opening music with no real connection to the movie GO
how do you guest star in a movie? was BOG a long-running serial? #monsterdon
Dang this girl really loves bogs a lot that she wrote a love song for one
#monsterdon
All right! The frogs got him already!
My bingo card really needed "bad theme song" on it.
most realistic scream-while-being-dragged-out-of-a-boat ever
i wonder when that loon sound was recorded
oh my god this music, very easy listening #Monsterdon
1.5 min for the 1st death, not bad
#monsterdon
Starting off strong with a Hinterland Who's Who loon call, there.
@Lazarou got it! #Monsterdon
Why bring a tackle box if you’re just gonna… anyway he’s dead.
Good. #Monsterdon
DON'T BLOW UP THE BOG YOU DIPSHIT
I presume the monster is a giant cranberry
#monsterdon
awoo-ooo
oh boy a nature documentary #monsterdon
#Monsterdon man fishing with dynamite? there's gonna be some environmental metaphors here?
I have zero memory of this. Not even the title. And it came out when I was a jr in HS. #monsterdon
@nev Going to mooch over here tonight, thank you!
(I started ~1 min early, thanks to whomever warned about the archive.org version having the animation at the start)
Looking boggy #monsterdon
Yep, there's a bog in this #Monsterdon
This looks cheerful.
#monsterdon
Are we sure this isn't the Fog?
#Monsterdon #Bog