SEND MORE COPS

#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

@apLundell It's from beyond the time barrier barrier #monsterdon

hell ya i am here for the bald cap rebellion #monsterdon

"and here we see the failure of a young Emperor Palpatine in his vault" #monsterdon

All the mutants in the pit have full heads of hair - but the four in the triangle set have bald caps. Makes cutting back and forth between them pretty distracting.

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who gave these people their actor's guild cards?

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That scene was just awful until the facepalm. That really sold it. #Monsterdon

@trixter THE MUTANT AGE HAS NOW BEGUN!
TRIANGLE-MEN!
#Monsterdon #BeyondTime

There goes my last chance at getting my granddaughter a decent lay. All is lost T_T #Monsterdon

... and is that beard getting *longer*?

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Oh god, the mutants are revolting

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"Yes, I intend to try to escape."

"Very well, we don't need you to be able to walk. Cut his hamstrings."

#BeyondTheTimeBarrier #Monsterdon

You've got their attention! They'll follow anywhere!

Don't let them catch you!
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Ooooh some plot development

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How about a compromise? Knock up Princess Mood Swings then try for the past #Monsterdon

I think that's the most noise i've heard through the whole movies...

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Mutants! You're our only hope of rescuing this tedious film! #monsterdon

You get six extras
Please, let me have a few more!
No, six at most
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that light I guess is supposed to be ominous, but it's _really_ distracting #monsterdon

OMG watch out!! Ladypants has a knife!

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i'm still wanting to figure out where they got these other sets

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🦖#Monsterdon
Low Budget Film School 🎬

🎞️ Attention to detail with SFX makeup is important.
In #BeyondTheTimeBarrier, when the mutants attack, it is evident that the bald headwear is coming off.

THERE’S our mutant jailbreak! #Monsterdon

Speaking lady frees the mutants! This is going to go extremely well. #monsterdon

so wait, the argument is, "is this future real or not?" and not "is going back to my original time to prevent this future from occurring actually mass murder?" ??? not that the first 55 minutes of this movie lead me to believe there was a LOT of imagination at play here, but uh... #monsterdon

THERE we go, finally the mutant revolt begins. #Monsterdon

oh no Ted the security guard nooo..

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Morlocks Unite!

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#Monsterdon Markova - that scamp. What is she up to?

I will say this—they picked a theme for the set design and stayed with it. The triangles/inverted pyramids thing is pretty good.

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@lytta Honestly it seems like she has not done very much else in her time on screen

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Guy reacted to being stabbed like someone had thrown a water balloon at his back. #monsterdon

Ooo, right inna kidney #Monsterdon

Release the baldcaps! #Monsterdon

Stabbed right in the kidney!

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@wohali In French cuisine "suprême de vollaile" is always a dish made with chicken breast. Hope that helps #monsterdon

@lytta That girl is predatory. #monsterdon

He's right, it's 2024, it's all AI, make sure you count the fingers, Major.

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she's got a knife¡!!

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SNEAK SNEAK SNEAK #monsterdon

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Yes, Major, stay in The Institute, help complete the Synth project! Don't help the Minutemen blow up the base! #Monsterdon

what domain, triangles.com? shittycaves.com? WHAT DOMAIN!?

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I guess if everyone is deaf and mute you don't need to worry about sound proofing your office
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"None of this is real, it's all an illusion to me" truer words have never been spoken about 2024 #monsterdon #beyondthetimebarrier

#monsterdon three turns of the earth hahaha

we just like our little 'isms' on this timeline

hanging out in the skylight, first thing I can empathise with in this entire film

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54:10 is a hard timecode to deploy the "it's all an illusion" argument. #monsterdon

no these walls are cardboard #monsterdon

we actually have no idea if the scientist accent guys know anything about time travel and so weirdly the supreme and the military guy are being very normal about this #monsterdon

"here, touch my hand"

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According to IMDB her name is Trirene and she is a princess 🙄

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So what's his plan? He's going to go back in time to 1960 and tell them what?

How's he going to stop atomic testing and solar flares?

They say acting is reacting. But what I see in this movie is a lot of actors vacantly watching each other until their turn to deliver their lines #Monsterdon

That security guy totally bonked his head on the triangle thingy just like that stormtrooper - you know what I’m talking about. #Monsterdon

🦖Beyond the Trivia Barrier

The woman playing Captain Markova, who is actually the director's daughter, it's going to have a big speech coming up.

She is purposely going to use the cadence of Laurence Olivier from the iconic Saint Crispin's Day speech from Henry V. Good choice.

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I really can't not envision these as Fallout suits assembled in '59 now. #monsterdon

They're walking without rhythm to avoid attracting the worm! #monsterdon

The central feature of this movie is *really quiet* fight scenes. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Mmm. Salmon Terrine. #monsterdon

Surely we know what they're planning better than my grand-daughter who can literally read minds. #monsterdon

Like they could suddenly say that the domination of the Triangle Master is actually the Problem and that they have to kill him with Orb Power and Id be like yeah that could track
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#Monsterdon In the future, women wear tap shoes?

She was swimming with her heels on? #Monsterdon

What if the Major is her great great grandfather? #Monsterdon

phew he's almost finished with the time lock formula
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Skinny dipping? In 2024? Why I never!
#Monsterdon #BeyondTime

Trirene's name has been pronounced like three or four different ways.
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@ColesStreetPothole But of course

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I must go, Trirene. You and your people can live on the surface…oh, wait, if I change the past you won't exist…NVMND

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"no i won't do it."

"you have to."

"ok i guess i will"

damn dude grow a spine
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🦖#Monsterdon
Low Budget Film School 🎬

🎞️ Vet your partners.
Unfortunately, for #BeyondTheTimeBarrier, the distributor went bankrupt shortly after the films being shot were completed.

🎞️ Both pictures were purchased at a fraction of their cost by American-International Pictures, which specialized in movies for teens…and Monsterdon.

(triangle wipe) exposition (triangle wipe) fertilization under duress (triangle wipe) #monsterdon

@moira And now that you pointed that out I can not unsee it. In every shot...
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lololol you assume the highway survived 50 years of non-maintenance that's a bold choice #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I'm just assuming that was part of the job requirements for the Air Force in those days

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Why don't they show what he's pointing to on his tracing? C'mon, what kind of moviemaking is this? #monsterdon

I need to learn that same pointing authority as her
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we'll need a GUN

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“Don’t worry about the potential horror of me destroying your existence!” #monsterdon

One fertile female. Does the term inbreeding ring any bells? #Monsterdon

There's my #MonsterdonBingo

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old movie overdramatic hug-kiss!!!

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You're right, let's go over there and play Towel Mummies together #monsterdon

she wants to see you twistin
she wants to see you twistin
slowly twistin
in the triangular hallways

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Another week, another time of me missing out on the #Monsterdon fun….

One of these times….ill be back.

@trixter @Taweret If we're shown a wrinkly baldcap in the first act, it has to go off in the third. #Monsterdon

Oh!
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day~~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk
#Monsterdon #BeyondTime

let's be real, there's no danger he'll reveal the rebels' plans, his brain will be too full of sexythoughts to be thinking about anything else. #monsterdon

"shut up and *write*, flyboy" #monsterdon

so is the conflict of the movie that this guy is stuck in time or that he needs to go back and stop the plague, because being stuck in time seems to be working out fine and if this guy needs this much exposition to get the gist of what is going on around him i don't think he's gonna be solving the plague #monsterdon

She didn't know he was coming because the signal doesn't travel well under water #monsterdon #beyondthetimebarrier

@CactuarJoe @Taweret It has better be coming! Chekov’s mutants. #monsterdon

And suddenly we're filming a pool scene at the producers backyard
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Can't wait to see what kind of swimsuits they wear in 2024!

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#Monsterdon You know, he's awful casual about inviting himself into her private spaace.

#Monsterdon The gauges. The noises. What is that machine??

Man, the Major really is kind of a leering pervert, it has to be said. #Monsterdon