my favourite thing in this stupid movie is how all the actors walking down the triangle corridors involuntarily tilt their heads away from the triangle walls closest to their heads
What are those two pitchers of Guiness for
it is a *pretty* underground vault, I'll give it that #monsterdon
@Taweret Just waiting for the Mutant Breakout Scene we all know is coming. #Monsterdon
@peltast Is it science, or just lunch? #monsterdon
@ryan maybe people will have discovered better accents by then, or non-triangular shapes. #monsterdon
The future sucks, this mannequin they gave me to hold my helmet is GARBAGE! #monsterdon
I bet those upside down triangles are full of tribbles.
Did you hear that sonic bomb? The earth is rotating pretty fast.
But doesn't that mean he will go another 60 years into the future?
#Monsterdon
the whole "food of the gods" thing is just a side project for these guys
5th Dimension? Did Mr. Spaceman fly Eight Miles High? #monsterdon
@peltast You can never have too much science foam
So it was a Farscape project. Only with time travel instead of worm holes. WHich okay worm holes do work with time travel so... huh
#Monsterdon #BeyondTime
"You haven't much time to decide!"
[beeping, lights goes on]
"See? That's the 'not much time to decide' alarm!"
That's some top-shelf malarky they just spouted. π
#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier
@bunnyhero
I don't know what you're talking about. The time-science in this is air tight.
SHOW, don't TELL, movie. please #monsterdon
β¦youβll travel 65 years into the future again dumbass #monsterdon
How do we do the Bechdel test here
#monsterdon
there's no way i would be trusting these accent guys with any decisions about my timeline #monsterdon
"So if I repeat my speed and angle, I'll go back in time!"
Right, just like if you walk backwards along a path you'll go back to yesterday 9_9 #Monsterdon
what the hell is melting on the table #monsterdon
So, if I fly into the ground at a 61 degree angle at a high rate of speed, I'll return to 1960?
If Einstein were watching #Monsterdon at this moment he would behaving a splitting headache already
"the timespheres of the sun and the earth". ahahahaha!!!
TIME CUBE #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Relativity Exposition. DrinK!
Holy shit, was I right?
#Monsterdon
Brb, going to my time sphere #monsterdon #beyondthetimebarrier
Science bullshit assumes absolute speed/absolute rest exist. Sigh. #monsterdon
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What's the matter with German guy's hand? Is this a Dr. Stranagelove thing?
"At some point in your flight, your timeline went from chronological to ad-supported. You have arrived in 2024." #monsterdon
So the Fifth Dimension gets you to the Age of Aquarius? #Monsterdon
@Taweret They didn't come from good theater schools #monsterdon
This is some real second character ever D&D player accent energy #monsterdon
It was also this particular angle that turned everything in this hellscape future into triangles
"Time is not affected by the laws of gravity" Einstein might disagree
Some extremely accurate and precise descriptions of both special and general relativity here. (The future power system is based around Einstein spinning in his grave.)
...
It gets worse. BLOODY HELL WHICH PART OF 'RELATIVITY' DID THE WRITER NOT UNDERSTAND. FRAMES OF REFERENCE, ETC.
oh lord, a chalkboard diagram. on the one hand SCIENCE, but on the other hand, there IS something other than Exposition in this movie, right? #monsterdon
Yes. We are all still using chalkboards in 2024
"time is not affected by the law of gravity"
They had a chance to mention "time barrier" in the exposition and justify the title, and instead they went with "time lock"?!?
pick an accent please
#monsterdon Scientists: "Get a load of Schmuck Yeager here thinking 10 thousand mph was fast"
explaining basic astrophysics to the astronaut
i have no patience for these bargain basement timelords
The introduction of real science, ie timelocks, has exponentially improved this masterpiece. #Monsterdon
killed by a Mathematical Condition #monsterdon
Let me demonstrate on this 60-year-old blackboard we found in an abandoned air force base. #monsterdon
Whoa, they still have left-handed people in 2024? Well there's hope #monsterdon
#monsterdon was the costume budget just what they could steal at community college?
#Monsterdon is is le jetΓ©e! It's 12 Monkeys!
"barrier that holds all things in a normal time relationship"
OMG π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Is that a rather large blancmange on the table behind them?
I think the oatmeal on the bench has cooked over.
I don't know if the CDC officially approves that pandemic recovery strategy
Is that a fuck closet?
Oh she kicked him out.
#Monsterdon #BeyondTime
ha ha ha yeahβ¦go back from before 2024 and warn people about the plagueβ¦ #monsterdon
It's the Love-nasium! #Monsterdon
@wohali The princess's bedroom is all curves #monsterdon
these guys have accents, they must know science
Their PTZs have a little P but no T or Z
#monsterdon "i do not trust him, especially his thoughts, and most definitely his motivations, and even moreso his unrevealed backstory"
Markova looks better colorized than in B&W, imo #monsterdon
So many triangles there MUST be a Love Triangle too c'mon! #Monsterdon
@coprolite9000 it's clearly invoking the dialectic. Surely the 1960s values of our hero will meet its 2024 antithesis and give us a resolution... Or something #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe It had to be youuuu it had to be youuuu!!
#Monsterdon
#BeyondthetimeBarrier
GET IN THE TIME BARRIER MAJOR
SAVE US, PRE-70s MAN #monsterdon
The stars on her jumpsuit ... is she a Crystal Gem? #monsterdon
"Why should it be me?"
β« It's gotta be MEEEEE~βͺ #Monsterdon
See, you flew west, you have to fly east to go backwards in time. This is simple stuff people
#Monsterdon
Maybe you should learn about personal space. #monsterdon
"you know what'll happen to me if i get caught?" does the movie end??? #monsterdon
βWhat are you doing here?β
She likes to watch. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe That would probably improve the movie
<kissing scene> - triangle wipe - <smoking cigarettes in bed>
I also think I've heard a summary of this entire movie at some point? So I'm not sure if she does, but she deserves to get what she wants #Monsterdon
"YOU! Into the closet!"
"But I'm already in the closet!"
"Get FURTHER into the closet!"
Did she slap him because he wished she couldn't read his thoughts, or because of what he thought?
whoah, automatic horizontal doors now? _resort upgrade_ #monsterdon
You! Into the sperm extraction chamber! #monsterdon
#monsterdon "what do you mean spy? I'm just a weird lost guy with a lot of questions and a goofy suit."
Captain Longbeard sounds far less interesting than he looks #Monsterdon
He didn't have any impure thoughts just then. She just slapped him for having the audacity to try and limit her. #monsterdon
Princess Mood Swings. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Obi-wan kenobi was the only hope. Who's this upstart?
Cue the futuristic make-out music.
also, is there a circle of wood on top of that bed? are they expected to... "sleep" on that thing? or indeed sleep? #monsterdon
This guy is...not smart #monsterdon
they're making out already????
He's going to break her heart isnβt he?
The beard guy's voice keeps bugging me. he sounds familiar. Like some old country singer I can't place or something.
#Monsterdon #BeyondTime
okay THERE we go
... but that silvery space-bed is a circle. Immersion completely destroyed. #monsterdon
That bed is the first circle in the movie
i don't think she wants to "talk" sir. #monsterdon