Was... was that their idea of of good writing, "As long as we believe, there's hope"?

#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

@OldRustBucket Both noble goals. #monsterdon

i can't decide whether "the supreme" is more "lowest-rent doctor who" or "lowest-rent joker"

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@blogdiva Improbably Future Tech #monsterdon

#Monsterdon: How to sneak run in a movie:

1. Lope gracefully three steps, weapon out;
2. Pause furtively behind a triangle; Look left, then right;
3. Another slow, graceful three step lope to the next triangle

Repeat until you hit a corner. Peer around the corner briefly then continue.

But wait—if he changes the timeline, there world won't come to happen, these people will not exist!

#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

What is #monsterdon?

I mean, yes, technically this can all be resolved by you all not existing... #monsterdon

it's not the end. i mean, something that will never have existed in the first place can never end, right? #monsterdon

I'll go back stop the plague and triangle-themed architecture!!! #Monsterdon

This is one of those "If I succeed you'll never know" endings. #monsterdon

I'll return to my time and change the future. None of you will ever be born!

#monsterdon
#BeyondTheTimeBarrier

I still don't get how his going back is supposed to prevent a plague that was caused by a SOLAR FLARE. :/ #Monsterdon

Markova with that rifle was a standout scene in this #monsterdon

welp, now you all HAVE no future, you might as well let the foreigner go back and fail to fix the whole thing. #monsterdon

The Inverted Pyramid Council reminds you that Inverted Pyramids aren't just beautiful. They're functional, too.

Inverted Pyramids. Science's perfect shape.

#Monsterdon

I missed an hour’s worth of toots because my 12yo joined me, which was nice.

This obviously reminds me of Star Trek TOS, but I also wonder whether this influenced Orguss.

#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

@jonny
She got shot!

(I'd say 'in the least convincing manner possible' only that already happened to someone else a few minutes earlier.) #monsterdon

The Major has to carry off this whole scene himself apparently

#Monsterdon

Wait. Wut? Major Allison can read Trirene's mind now?

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So she's shot, went totally limp, but her pumps stayed on her feet? #monsterdon

@jonny
50 minutes of exposition and then all of the plot happens in rapid fire in the past five.
#monsterdon

oof, support that neck please
#monsterdon

Trirene is not doing a great job of being dead so far

#Monsterdon

@jonny@neuromatch.social Scientist and pilot were wrestling for a gun, she was in the wrong place when it went off.

#BeyondTheTimeBarrier #Monsterdon

"I will lead you to the surface"

ugg, more walking and 'set appreciation'

#monsterdon

When you have to go limp, but your bra needs to defy gravity! #monsterdon

I'm sad for the revolutionary scientist lady

...and Trirene. damn. they really fridged both the love interests in this one #Monsterdon

Dead? But how will she have a hundred babies now?!?

#monsterdon

You know what? The scientist with the horrible chin-beard DOES look like he could be from 1994, I could see him being in a terrible grunge band

#Monsterdon

If you go back to 1994 - buy AAPL (and don't sell!)

#monsterdon
#BeyondTheTimeBarrier

we're going to the stars, my love, where we can be free. where's my Vampire Hunter D screenshot collection when i need it. #monsterdon

those mutants are having a grand old time, good for them #monsterdon

Man, when that chick goes limp she doesn't mess around. #Monsterdon

"You're double crossing-- "
"NOT FOR LONG!"
Well that was an abrupt end to a plot thread.
#Monsterdon #BeyondTime

LOOK WE GOTTA WHOLE LOT OF PLOTLINE TO RESOLVE LET'S GET MOVING #monsterdon

Crap. Now he has to take Trirene back to before she got shot

#monsterdon #beyondthetimebarrier

Double, double crossing.
#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

I don't miss the unchoreographed fights.... 😅

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@Taweret I was expecting them to have that chirpy jamming device going longer than a couple seconds, so at least they didn't go with that #monsterdon

It's like Xenosaga I, where there's like one combat theme, one field theme, and the final boss music and that's IT. :P #Monsterdon

OMG I just realized I recognize the actor playing Bourman. He plays a Nazi admiral in an episode of Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea a few years after this movie. :O

#Monsterdon

its just kind of a noise mess tho

#monsterdon

this room needs more art deco wallpaper

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Usually a headbutt from a helmet will end all struggles

#monsterdon
#BeyondTheTimeBarrier

Pasadena Community College presents the class show for our "Introduction to Stage Combat" class. #monsterdon

The writing! The dialog! The acting! The editing! Is there nothing they won't fuck up beyond all reason? #monsterdon

It's only 30 years from 1994 to 2024, that dude could live that long.

#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

she's DEAD

#monsterdon

"...I'm going back to stop fluoridation of the water to preserve the essence of our precious bodily fluids!"

#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

Whoops, soundtrack guy woke up. #Monsterdon

Well, there goes the chance of continuing the human race.

#Monsterdon

Oh, there we go, problem solved. No more spares to deal with now <3 #Monsterdon

you'll have to take my clothes off yourself! you'll have to do it real slow, too! let me put on some smooth jazz!

#Monsterdon

well they got the dungeons part right #2024 #monsterdon

oh BUMMER!!!
#monsterdon

All these subplots are colliding, it's like a fuckin' bumper car thing in here. #Monsterdon

Lots of us in 2024 want to go back to 1994. Film got that right #monsterdon

I've completely lost track of the double-crossing and triple-crossing. #monsterdon

Goateed Bob Odenkirk is evil?!? No way! #Monsterdon

Listen, I get it, 1994 was a good year!
#Monsterdon

sometimes a stuntman really commits to the bit and it gets immortalized for eternity #monsterdon

Are the mutants bald or not? #Monsterdon

good thing those triangles provide lots of hiding places! #monsterdon

so much double crossing

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The Bald Cap Baddies are Chaotic Good actually #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Is this version of 2024 really that much better though

#Monsterdon

some movies add music to scenes

#monsterdon

@apLundell Okay, I'm glad someone other than me noticed. For a moment I was wondering "They have hair now????" #monsterdon

Life is cheap here in 2024

#monsterdon

I don't care how time works. I’m taking Trirene with me

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they had to make all the other fight scenes quiet so this one could be super loud. #monsterdon

@moira that's all they did and then remembered they had to make a movie #monsterdon

I WANNA SEE SOMEONE KNOCK ONE OF THE BALD CAPS OFF #monsterdon

That mute lady did a pretty good slide but missed the base #monsterdon

How do you even sneak around and hide behind the inverted pyramids? You can see everyone's feet! #monsterdon

I don't have any goofs for this moment, the way glasses guy just came in and popped off made me laugh so hard. #monsterdon

they triangle-transitioned before the body even hit the ground, rough
#monsterdon

seriously though where'd they film this, they didn't build any of this shit, you can't tell me they did

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i won't hesitate, bitch

#Monsterdon

lol, he just rolled up and shot her. approve. #monsterdon

Heh. She's not dead so much as disappointed :P #Monsterdon

That escalated quickly

#monsterdon
#BeyondTheTimeBarrier

No one expects the Boorman Inquisition!

#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

Not for long!
(kills her)

That was, um, sudden...
#Monsterdon

FUCK THAT PLOTLINE BANG #monsterdon

BINGO #monsterdon #beyondthetimebarrier

#monsterdon "after people landed on the moon, all nations united"

this is the least plausible part of this story

@SeanAloysiusOBrien But they're antivaxxers #monsterdon

"now you're my responsibility and i'm going to take charge"
not to kink-shame but i didn't think it was that kind of movie. o.O

#Monsterdon
#BeyondthetimeBarrier

"I can have my paradox and fuck it too" #monsterdon

Listen, I'm taking the plague back with me!
#Monsterdon

Lol, mute bride gets it during the melee, really obvious tragedy there.

#monsterdon

Y'know, I can kinda see why Miami Beach is trying to move away from the Spring Break scene. #monsterdon

Triangles on the walls / let me know the truth / let me know the truth #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ What else would it be, half-life? #monsterdon

Damn Communist always with the peasant revolts. #Monsterdon

NOT THE BEARD! NOT IN THE BEARD! #Monsterdon

BRAINZZZZ!

#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier

The Citadel, The Pitt… this really *is* a Fallout film isn't it?

#Monsterdon