Gentlemen, we got a lot to think about. How will this affect GE stock performance in Q4? We have to make sure that the plague doesn't interrupt the economy!
ummmmmmm #monsterdon a lot to think about?! #monsterdon
"we have a lot to think about" WHOOOOOOOOOOOOP
"We've got a lot to think about" is where the movie ought to start #monsterdon
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Early testing of orange-face?
honestly it's not great but I've seen worse old age makeup
Director's instructions to the actors in this scene: "You fuckin' hate this geezer." #monsterdon
Pentagon > Triangle ???
#Monsterdon #BeyondTime
deadpool looking ass
But⦠wait
Surely it would have made more sense if he were old in 2024, and they all thought heβd de-age on the return trip.
Can you talk? Can you still talk while I blow cigarette smoke in your face?
#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier
"Gentlemen" doesn't include "Mr. Paterson" they all know #monsterdon
isn't the first or last name of the current Secretary of Defense Lloyd?
@paco
That is a ... much more compelling plot
Ah yes, smoking in a hospital room, heβs back in 1960. #monsterdon
I was not entirety convinced the secretary and general were real people until they got up
π¬ hospital :D great #monsterdon
hey old dude, need a smoke?
I'm out of jokes, I'm just having a good time now. #monsterdon
cliffhanger? this movie is prepared to hit the time barrier... #monsterdon
I THOUGHT HE WAS WHEEZING. #monsterdon
Finally - somebody's chewing on a cigar. Now all we need is coffee.
That nurse - she's mute! #monsterdon
Jump scare old dude!!
#Monsterdon
Whoops, boom mic! Big time :D #Monsterdon
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"Major Allison is feeling much better. Still old. Getting older every second. But so are you. And me."
The Pentagon / that five-sided fistagon #monsterdon
Is this going to be a battle of Platonic solids? Pyramids vs. Pentagons!
time travel or whatever, sounds right, idk
@paco those are some badass radiation suits! #Monsterdon
Boom mic sighting!
yeah that final sound effect did not give the moment the gravitas it needed....
@srol This sums it up pretty well
pentagon shape prevent triangle future
#Monsterdon
And somewhere in the depths of the Pentagon are blueprints for the Citadel. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon "How is he?" Well, they had a fight, triangle won :rimshot:
@jonny well the music guy's catching up, he didn't realize there was a movie for 45 minutes #monsterdon
We came to pick you up in a hearse.
CIA? yeah we got an old person here #monsterdon
What, there's another three minutes to this film? Honda wouldn't have left us twisting in the wind this way #monsterdon
Whoa, nice USAF hearse!
Ooooookay was not expecting our alleged hero to actually age when going back to the past! WHAT A TWIST!
OH GOD IT'S 2001!!!
oh when they un-transporter-cloned him they stuffed two of him into one body no wonder he's all puffy and wrinkly now
I misheard the doctor's exclamation as "fookin' 'ell". I choose to believe that is exactly what he said - in reference to the SHOCKING TWIST ENDING.
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Oh wait, the film's still going!
he met the women and they SPOKE and ...he just..got older and older!!
How is he? He'd do better if you out a mask on before sticking your head over the operation table
#Monsterdon #BeyondTheTimeBarrier
@apLundell@octodon.social Understandable though. I too scream whenever I see an old person.
#BeyondTheTimeBarrier #Monsterdon
an air base, a hospital, whatever's convenient local government building #monsterdon
Dude wasn't all that hideous #monsterdon
Did they have to operate to get his helmet off or something? #monsterdon
Akljabn SDOLFIJUHBNASDOPFUIYHBASDFPOIAJHUSBNDFPAISJDFNASPDFJN #monsterdon
LMAO at the screaming nurse!
#Monsterdon
@arrjay not if the MUSIC has anything to say about it #monsterdon
Very professional of the nurse to scream like that.
Good bedside manner. #monsterdon
You're in serious trouble? Iβll say. You're landing 60 seconds before you took off.
resolution: Just stop all atomic bomb testing. ok #monsterdon
they have no idea how rare that quality of chalk is in #2024 #monsterdon
"How is he?"
Crunchy! #Monsterdon
HAHA WHAT
#monsterdon, watching this movie...
Oh good, at least we don't have five minutes of the X-80 taxiing around at the end of the movie too #monsterdon
Whichever one of the double-crossers (I lost track) that scoffed at his plan to stop the plague was right.
absolutely unsatisfying amount of bald cap rebellion, that's where i would have gone with it, they're the only protagonists left #monsterdon
@moira Prime. #Monsterdon
should I whistle the MASH theme for an army ambulance? kinda want to
they had to put the wah wah sirens in to wake people up so they'd know when to leave the theater. #monsterdon
Wait, THAT'S not a triangle doorβIt's a DIAMOND!
ARUUUGULA
totally *not* a model on a stick! shhh!
#monsterdon these guys went to the CW's The Flash school of technobabble
Huh, reverse mitosis. #Monsterdon
@Configures
It's got it all! π
and we've overthrusted back in to the correct time stream #monsterdon
"...activate the ayugah horns!"
@felipe A bunch of people all watch an old horror film at the same time and toot their unfiltered reactions, Sunday nights. Fun stuff #monsterdon
@msh Probably during, if reality is anything to go by
Wonder how he refueled that X-80
@brooke this movie can't afford more mutants
Winners on Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego receive an all-expenses paid trip to ANYWHERE in the lower 48 continental United States. #monsterdon
So he needs to find the one perfect speed and angle that aligns all his vectors up to >c again, and that's somehow going to send him BACK in time instead of the future... Am I getting this right?
#monsterdon
shouldnβt the fuel be drained already? #monsterdon
Good thing they had some spare rocket fuel lying around..
anybody gonna ask where they got another rocket booster?
@peter_mcmahan ...So all he has to do is convince 1960s america to give up the bomb? I think the ozone layer thing was easier :/ #Monsterdon
Fly high, paper cutout of a jet! #monsterdon
No eyes will be dry when that one guy delivers his most memorable line: I believe.
how'd they refuel the jet, anyway? #monsterdon
This is basically the plot of the critically-acclaimed Final Fantasy XIV expansion Shadowbringers. #monsterdon
resolution music and "i believe in time travel" are NOT making sense as a conclusion #monsterdon
Do did kissing someone on the eyeball become an expression of affection before or after the plague? #Monsterdon
yeah yeah i believe two y'old fart now get the hell out of my way
Wait, how's he gonna fly back to 1960 even if he does go back to the surface? He doesn't even ask? #monsterdon
whoah whoah, SECRET PARALLELOGRAM DOORS #monsterdon
ALLISON βAs long as you believe there is hopeβ
SUPREME βYou idiot. She was the last female with any eggs.β
"So, here's the plan. I go back in time, start producing MASSIVE amounts of CFCs. People freak out, start rebuilding the ozone layer, invent SUPER OZONE ARMOR, we all live! Done and dusted. Should have it done by Tuesday." #Monsterdon