RIP #monsterdon

One minute the whole village is there. Then like 30 seconds later, he does his Darth Vader "Nooooooo" and they're all gone.
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All the other fish blondes are like... it's my turn now byotches!

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Blowing up the temple makes no sense even if the movie's about to end --- which it is not.

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@socketwench

Behind the scenes footage during the recording of the film score.

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NOW you’re covering her up, creepazoid fish daddy? #Monsterdon

I HAVE NO HEIR

fortunately, Sea Pope owes me a favour - and a papacy!

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I agree, Great Value™ Logan, why couldn't you have died instead? #Monsterdon

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pink smoke?

you maniacs! you've destroyed the bloodline! #monsterdon

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nothing makes any sense around here.

Can someone please get the cat off of the piano?

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worst dad ever
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME BUT YOU CAN'T STAY HERE. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon intense synth score, what is this fuckin' the terminator (1984) ahead of its time?

They don't even know CPR

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#BeyondAtlantis

Choking her with her own hair! A memories... I haven't done that since my youth.

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#Monsterdon is now trending across Mastodon

#ReasonsHellFrozeOver is now trending across Mastodon

Unprompted, our protagonists blew up the sacred temple of the villagers and are now mowing them down with hand weapons, after having been made welcome and then made rich by them.

I don't know, man. I'm rooting for the fish people with the spears in this fight.

Also this extended damp catfight can get right in the bin.

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These Synchronized Swimming tryouts have taken a turn

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having an underwater catfight over a man is one of a variety of ways to get a Bechdel test fail

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@Taweret I am SO sorry I missed tonight's #Monsterdon based on this toot alone. 😂

Her dad didn't say she had to mate with a guy.

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it’s not mexican women wrestling a mummy but I’ll take it #Monsterdon

The only thing worse than the infinite bullet revolvers is the women fighting underwater. So weird. #monsterdon

My mom, as the fight progresses underwater: "Maybe she's gonna discover she likes girls."

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oh no she's gonna tickle her under there

GIRL FIGHT #monsterdon #beyondatlantis

girlie fight!

does this count as a Bechdel?

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what did the first half hour of cockfighting and gross massages have to do with any of this?

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catfight

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Of course, the designated girlfight 9_9 #Monsterdon

Criminals and cock fighters vs inbred fishmen cultists who lure people to the island with pearls to kill them.
We have no one to root for here. But alot of them are dying now so... hooray?
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oh no the cannibal fish et 'em

@amyfou@lingo.lol No, kill all of them! Hurry!

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No one was watching us, so we’re literally blowing up your sacred temple so now EVERYONE has a motivation to keep us from escaping the island #Monsterdon

OMG - they literally SPRAY GUNNED a fish dude!

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omg just kill eddie pls holy cow I've been waiting this whole movie for that

Looks this is somewhat less one-sided then Cat Women of the Moon, but man...

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Sid Haig. The man who can shoot four people with two bullets.

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They had to destroy the temple in order to save it. #monsterdon

Oh, oh, wait, I totally had something for this ... Temple of Boom

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We have to be fair, Eddie dresses as a pimp even this whole time at the island
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#monsterdon All this bloodshed could have been avoided if curly hair guy had made the sacrifice he wasn't willing to make : Have sex with a mermaid.

Everybody knows that for the sex to work underwater, all they really need is to add some saxophones to this synth soundtrack.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis1973

Colonizers love destroying indigenous temples

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Looks like a standard colonial operation.

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this is the WEIRDEST lack of planning I've seen in a while. #monsterdon

C'mon guys, do 'em like Captain Cook! #Monsterdon

They don’t seem all that diverted by the diversion. I think you just wanted to explode a temple. #Monsterdon

That's a lot of fire. Was it a temple to the god of kerosene?

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I wish these people were sliced up by those goat-eating fish #monsterdon

Of course they brought enough dynamite to blow up a temple on their pearl diving expedition

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MUZZLE DISCIPLINE, MOTHERFUCKER, HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT?

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Wait, is it day or night? Or it's day at the beach and night at the temple?
I'm confused. This flix is an awful mess
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OMG they actually blew something up! Money was spent!

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Who packs dynamite? #monsterdon

Still not sure about why they need to blow up the temple other then to blow it up
#monsterdon

"I have NEVER forgotten having mated before" #monsterdon

Is it nighttime or is it daytime?! Make up your dang mind, movie.

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@moira Does he worship his own butt?

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The paddling of the sacred ass #simpsons #monsterdon

“Well my ass is sacred to me” is top-tier scriptwriting

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Yeah, we're all looking at our watches too.

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why is it night at the temple but day at the beach 🥴

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my ass is sacred to me and also this white speedsuit #Monsterdon

What the hell? Manuel comes up to offer them a ride. But then suddenly we need a diversion by killing people and blowing shit up? None of this makes sense.

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My ass is also sacred to me.

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There's more sexual tension between her and that mask than between any other characters in this. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Manuel he beat the crap out of you on sight, why on Earth would you go save them? I choose to believe he was hoping they died and he could clutch their pearls. #Monsterdon

Syrene, I want to help you, but I can't change my life for you. Because MY LIFE, MY LOVE, AND MY LADY, IS THE SEAAAAA DOO DOO'N DOO DOO

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"well my ass is sacred to me so the temple blows up"

just... let's just let that line sit there for a moment, shall we? stare at it, in confusion and dawning horror

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NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE

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Ah, now we get the Cannibal Holocaust part of the film. #Monsterdon

"we need a diversion!"
one of you sacrifices himself to be burned alive in a wicker fish, the rest of you run for it during the song and dance number. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Everyone does nothing for nothing, because that's what nothing does. NOTHING. Mr. Killer Crotch Crickets!!!

@EmptySet PHRASING #monsterdon

BOOOOOOOOAAAAAAATTTT!!!
Oh hi Manuel. What do you want?
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Canibal fish? Well, than they must haven eat themselves
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God I hope Baldilocks gets it

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Lol. Obvious trap is baited with the pearls they came for. Not very bright. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Beyond Atlantis" 1:08:00 What is that sound for the sex scene:

You know what I always have my adventurers take in D&D?

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"Cannibal fish! You'll be fine, they're too busy eating each other!" #monsterdon

DA boat

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cannibal ..... fish?
huh?

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'cannibal fish'??? Wouldn't that mean that they eat other fish of the same species as them?

not only does he have a rope, but he also has a grappling hook

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If they're 'cannibal fish' won't they only eat their own?

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cannibal fish? they're trying to eat your girlfriend, not each other. or does he know something about her we don't... #monsterdon

#monsterdon That was a dumb trap and a dumb rescue.

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yes kathy you can go into the piranha pond it'll be fine

"That sound! A woman is being dangled over a piranha tank! I can feel it in my bones!" #Monsterdon

Wait, was that a white person trap she got caught in?

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That is so hilariously NOT the same actress!

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pearl.net has their opsec at 100%

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Return! To The Scene of The Goat. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wouldn't cannibal fish eat other fish?

where are you Patrick Duffy please save us now #Monsterdon