There's more sexual tension between her and that mask than between any other characters in this. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis
Manuel he beat the crap out of you on sight, why on Earth would you go save them? I choose to believe he was hoping they died and he could clutch their pearls. #Monsterdon
Syrene, I want to help you, but I can't change my life for you. Because MY LIFE, MY LOVE, AND MY LADY, IS THE SEAAAAA DOO DOO'N DOO DOO
"well my ass is sacred to me so the temple blows up"
just... let's just let that line sit there for a moment, shall we? stare at it, in confusion and dawning horror
NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE
#monsterdon Everyone does nothing for nothing, because that's what nothing does. NOTHING. Mr. Killer Crotch Crickets!!!
@EmptySet PHRASING #monsterdon
BOOOOOOOOAAAAAAATTTT!!!
Oh hi Manuel. What do you want?
#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis
Canibal fish? Well, than they must haven eat themselves
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God I hope Baldilocks gets it
Lol. Obvious trap is baited with the pearls they came for. Not very bright. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon "Beyond Atlantis" 1:08:00 What is that sound for the sex scene:
You know what I always have my adventurers take in D&D?
"Cannibal fish! You'll be fine, they're too busy eating each other!" #monsterdon
DA boat
cannibal ..... fish?
huh?
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'cannibal fish'??? Wouldn't that mean that they eat other fish of the same species as them?
not only does he have a rope, but he also has a grappling hook
If they're 'cannibal fish' won't they only eat their own?
cannibal fish? they're trying to eat your girlfriend, not each other. or does he know something about her we don't... #monsterdon
#monsterdon That was a dumb trap and a dumb rescue.
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yes kathy you can go into the piranha pond it'll be fine
"That sound! A woman is being dangled over a piranha tank! I can feel it in my bones!" #Monsterdon
Wait, was that a white person trap she got caught in?
That is so hilariously NOT the same actress!
pearl.net has their opsec at 100%
Return! To The Scene of The Goat. #monsterdon
#monsterdon Wouldn't cannibal fish eat other fish?
where are you Patrick Duffy please save us now #Monsterdon
cannibal fish would eat fish, no?
Why isn't the pimp dead yet? π
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the flip?
someone comes up to you with a white guy perm, shirt unbuttoned all the way and says 'Hey, sweetheart, you got a light?' you are legally and morally obligated to hit them with the garden hose
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After production, the director was sorry for the many underwater scenes because he felt like they made it look like the film was in slow motion.
"we'll drape this completely unweighted net on them in the midst of the act!"
more clam cinematography
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BORED ALREADY
"Love Theme From Beyond Atlantis" #monsterdon
the movie so unsexy that even the actor can't get it up. that wetsuit is 100% bulge-free
Wow they put fake flowers underwater.
I mean the fish are pretty and all but they've really lost track of the plot now....
@RobynGoodfellow Sexual Theremin, the first draft by Marvin Gaye. #Monsterdon
@Louisa it's the natural stringing holes that make these pearls worth $150,000
There's not going to be much in the way of successful mating while he's in a full wetsuit, y'know.
Yabbut they have to do it like salmon! that's no fu... LIKE SALMON! #Monsterdon
@Newpa_Hasai Oh, you mean real drama (with the choice)! That would be nice.
look, lady, just drop your eggs then slit his vas deferens open and let the magic of biology do its job! if he dies, he dies!
Wow! Someone thoughtfully pre-drilled stringing holes in all the pearls they just found!
#monsterdon damnit! i forgot to download the bingo card
Sexy theremin #Monsterdon
"Let's go back underwater.....for Laz, and all the people of Mastodon"
*Slow jazz funk melody for 14 minutes while underwater acrobatics goes on
The saw is a helluva instrument... theremin?
no, mr. bond, I expect you to mate
Someone is coming back to the surface with lipstick on their mask that's hard to explain.
@amyfou Yeah that doesn't seem like an "I'm okay" kind of injury.
#monsterdon The foley guy also was blackmailing the director.
Personally I'm hoping for fuck AND die. #Monsterdon
so, that was the opposite of sex on the beach, obviously
if I met 70s people irl I would turn the hose on them
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but if he ruptured his eardrums that would hurt and he wouldn't be OK
"well it looks like it's you and me" and we all come together
that's what your father wants, isn't it?
This is an underwater Easter egg hunt and Syrene is the Easter Bunny.
Also his beard popped-off
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I think this film was an excuse to write off scuba gear and a tropic vacation as a business expense. #Monsterdon
How was there not a content warning for man beating his daughter across the face repeatedly and shouting "You. Will. Mate!" over and over?????????????? #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis
But she was told not to love, only to mate, so that guy's perfect. Dad couldn't have spelled it out any clearer #monsterdon
"Minoans lived on an island that sank into the sea"
Ah yes, Crete. You know, Crete, which is still around above water and a ton of non-merpeople live there
Damn. Patriarchy, much?
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The jazziest swimming trunks. #monsterdon
Actually thinking fondly of the cock fighting scene at the moment.
@amyfou On the bright side, it decreases the amount of awkward dialogue coming out of their mouths #monsterdon
The shape ofwater #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Scientist has Gal Godot acting talent..
#monsterdon Now all the local fish will taste like bakelite and hot plastic.
@Bluedepth oh that was such a great video, I was even thinking about it earlier today
The more this movie goes on, the more I'm convinced the soundtrack composer had some kind of blackmail on the director. #monsterdon
70s trumpet take me away from this new horrific scene of white people swimming.
#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis
It's like they cloned a Ken Doll with Russ Tamblyn
@yatsu They wanted to do another underwater scene, and this was the quickest way there. #monsterdon
whoa, good-trumpet jump scare
@amyfou@lingo.lol fucking off into the sea like an embarrassed Godzilla
#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis1973
so we're going with sleeze ball and the scientist instead??? really, movie? #monsterdon
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Dr whats your name NOONONONONONO
@CactuarJoe It's like the date rule, right? On the third scene together they have to mate?
Men always cockblocking themselves
30 more minutes β_β #monsterdon
@Lazarou lol we're twinsies.
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oh god they're trying to love triangle this trainwreck. #monsterdon
#monsterdon WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT!
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Our feature was supposed to rip-off
Treasure of the Sierra Madre
How is it doing? π
@Lazarou Nah, wires are uncomfortable and I've got sensitive skin #monsterdon
That's the dumbest man alive #Monsterdon
sure, baby, whatever turns you on
Bet ya on land, they understand,
and they donβt reprimand their daughtersβ¦
@Zerofactorial you saying West Eddie got to me? You wearin' a wire buddy?! π #Monsterdon