I just logged back on after several hours and found all the #Monsterdon posts.
It's like waking up to find the remains of a party the previous night that seems like it might have been of fun but also involved some poor judgement and regret.
people in 50s movies never look all oily and sweaty, people in 80s movies don't look oily and sweaty. what the hell was going on in the 70s
Tonight, my timeline is full of #monsterdon
I've said this before, but I'mo re-up it.
I love monsterdon nights, even tho I don't participate.
I don't have to love everything that people do to love the simple fact that they do it, and in doing it form community.
Keep it up, my friends!
Your supporters are legion. Maybe . . . *too* legion . . .
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Hmm. Seems like our protagonists have gotten themselves into a real...
one thing about 70s movies, they sure make people in the 70s seem horrible
Keeping myself entertained with Gamera GIFs #monsterdon
I get it now! The filmmakers made the movie slow ON PURPOSE so that I could read all the #Monsterdon posts!
Sirene, youβre a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life, my love and my lady
Is the sea
#Monsterdon
Call me cynical but this sequence feels like it might just be an excuse to film her butt. #Monsterdon
Me: At least the music canβt get any worse.
Composer: Hold my musical saw.
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon i get the feeling the producers didnβt get that Jacques Cousteau internship they desperately wanted, so they turned to a life of underwater soft porn
A movie without a single sympathetic character, rampant murder, no comeuppance and nothing achieved. lol
Kill hundreds of fish people but kill one white blonde lady and everyone stops.....
Hoping there is a scene where the masseuse stabs the crime lord to death in a toilet.
All the worlds are yours except the mask temple. Attempt no landings there. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon You've heard of a shotgun wedding? Well this is a speargun wedding..
#monsterdon Fuck you after what you did to that goat.
I feel like I'm catching an STI watching this movie....it's so.....grubby
Atlantis : Beyond Atlantis :: meat : Beyond Meat
#monsterdon wow if we had a rating system, iβd go all eurovision Nulle on their asses with zero points
#monsterdon LMAO el pelotΓ³n de gente tryna leave the bar. you know itβs the 1970s cuz nobody is afraid to bitch slap a cop
Apparently sheβs the only one who can talk to that guy like Sigourney Weaver and the computer in Galaxy Quest. #Monsterdon
All right, Iβm more interested now that thereβs a curatorial subplot. #Monsterdon
Is it my face blindness or are these two guys identical? #Monsterdon
Chekhovβs cock
Movie Facts: This is the sequel to Bed Atlantis and Bath Atlantis
@Lazarou *record scratch* I suppose you're wondering how I ended up in this situation.
Not enough characters in that movie died.
#monsterdon genocide barbie
#monsterdon the girl slapping music is from mutual of omaha wild kingdom
#monsterdon do they ever explain the eyes? and now the cannibsl fish eat bugeyed who fed them a baby something earlier. why are these gringos surviving? none of them is likeable.
@strangefour I never want to see scuba diving or pearls again.
Next Week: "Oyster Lords Of Lemuria (1978)"
#monsterdon Okay, someone pencil in a Godzilla-Shark-Hybrid-Kaiju thing, have it eat the cast, and then throw an The End card but make it really fast, like only on screen for at most, 2 seconds.
Needs more sea slugs
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oh what a dumb film
#monsterdon
#monsterdon aaaaah! the funky 1970s flute music
#monsterdon this movie smells of chicken shit and polyester
everything looks so mustardy
#monsterdon OMG THEY DO END THE MOVIE LAUGHING. WTAF π³
#monsterdon the ACAB scientist barbie killed the little mermaid but feels really bad about it π
#monsterdon they cut corners on all the production just so they could have that one explosion
#monsterdon theyβre ready to go and bitch has to go wander one more time to the cannibal fish
They were already in the sea when the movie ended, so classic Monsterdon ending.
Abrupt, and wet
So, now they're *all* fucking off into the sea.
#monsterdon amazing how box is almost full of pearls and it ainβt enough. itβs almost like the movie is tryna tell us something π€
#monsterdon baldy better get it. heβs an asshat.
#monsterdon This is not how sex works.
"Are you okay"
"Yeah sure, I'm fine except for the ruptured eardrums."
"Whew, as long as it's nothing serious."
@overholt This is far too high-quality a parody for this movie
I'm not even watching the movie and I can tell
#monsterdon So we're going to queue the Midsommar-style man-essence-collecting death-by-snu-snu.
@SRLevine lol, 'incels are a different species'
#monsterdon YβALL! the soundtrack is basically the precursor to EDM. prEDM if you will.
Somebody quit so I picked upa shift tonight so I'm not doing #monsterdon, but I might watch the movie tomorrow unless I sleep all day which I might rather do.
#monsterdon Honestly the gratuitous underwater closeups of the women are the only thing remotely holding my interest..
@CactuarJoe oh god, I hope there isn't a sex scene in this movie.....
π¨π¨π¨ALERT: Sideburns sensors are reaching unprecedented levels! π¨π¨π¨
#monsterdon
#monsterdon This movie could, and should, be completely run off the projector and Godzilla should take it's place. Or, Godzilla can eat all the cast. I'm fine with either!
If he took a dump right now on that toilet, this movie would be improved #monsterdon
Iβm having PTSD flashbacks to βThe Aztec Mummy vs the Wrestling Womenβ
Animals may have been harmed in the making of this movie
#monsterdon i grew up in an island but even for me this is too much sand and sea water
#monsterdon That whole movie was best left face down in the water.
#monsterdon Ah the humor of losing everything! They all fucked off (into the sea)..
#monsterdon Have the pearls, but please do not distrub her funerary salad.
Chekhovβs cannibal fish #monsterdon
#monsterdon ewww. whatβs it called when the patriarchal piece of shit forces his daughter to get inseminated? rape by proxy?
The guy is basically wearing a full-body neoprene condom, there's not going to be much mating success there.
#monsterdon now i have no idea if what am listening to is the original soundtrack or a fake one by whomever uploaded it to Youtube
Is that a theremin? Finally! #monsterdon
For pete's sake, if we're going to spend this whole movie staring at butts they could at least give them some speaking lines. #monsterdon
Every male character in this movie can die
#monsterdon Every dad has to have the mating talk with his daughter eventually..
#monsterdon I'm just making a lot of *racist* guesses..
#monsterdon WHOA! whatβs with the conceptual electro music?
Imagine if these synths were diegetic
The budget they could've spent on a sound guy was blown on the underwater filming guy.
Blonde lady just fucking off into the sea, done with this movie....
@yatsu This is the toot that makes me wish I was doing #monsterdon tonight.
Director: We spent all our money on blow and baby oil so the village people will need to wear fun-fur swimsuits
Head of wardrobe: ποΈποΈ
loll "GOD DAMN CRABS"
*shoots into a hole and dies
@amyfou yeah, and just replace the soundtrack with early Pink Floyd. Genuine hit. #monsterdon
#monsterdon amazing how these worlds are always inhabited by blonde people and the monsters are⦠ahem⦠not.
#monsterdon that yola looks like a mini version of the ship that hit the Brooklyn bridge.
damnit! starting #Monsterdon late
#monsterdon A gross laugh, moist chest hair, and thou..
Cock fighting is basically just PokΓ©mon for old people, right?
#monsterdon
I hate 70s values
#monsterdon God damn it! No cock fighting ...
Aw, THATβS what they mean by cock fighting? BOOOO
oh nice, 'cock fighting' ....all the cultural delights....
(not those sort of cocks sadly)
Okay - that should come with a viewer warning. :(
Canβt we just get beyond Atlantis? #Monsterdon
[swims around quietly snipping off all the sequel hooks]
@kshernandez hahaha was it particularly horrid? Idk what #Monsterdon is at all i muted the tag lol I never see anyone talking about it π
The book was much better.