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thanks #Monsterdonians we couldn't've made it without you all
thanks @Taweret and @Cherizilla and @JoeWynne for hosting/bingo/trivia
we all need those googly eye goggles π is what I got out of this one
@trixter On the bright side, the guy who punched that mermaid princess and told her to mate, that guy probably got shot. #monsterdon
I told yall this was a bad movie. Others tried to warn us. But no. We had to try to get Beyond Atlantis. And what did that get us? SCUBA DIVING.
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a freeze frame of everyone laughing is really the end?
Why are you consoling herβsheβs a murderer #Monsterdon
#monsterdon THEREMIN!
#monsterdon LMAO they put shoe polish on gringo Blades to make it look like he has some stubble
those two white leads turning on each other are that spiderman meme
"Stand back everyone....he's ACTING"
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soooo, she didn't mate
#monsterdon ah. the anthropologist as spy and snitch.
#monsterdon The cast needs delousing.
The Wife Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Underwater cam scenes are really not as interesting as the director thinks they are
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#monsterdon Send in the crabs... there ought to be crabs..
The mutton chops are starting to infect the rest of his face
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*extremely The Little Mermaid (1989) vibes* I want to be where the people are
At least they hypothesized incest instead of the fish shagging that they've obviously been doing.
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Daddy commands you to fuck strangers
She has many outfits, one, maybe two per scene
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#monsterdon This movie would be improved by random CHUD's just popping out of the sand and lurching after the islanders.
#monsterdon DO NOT TOUCH IT. Do you hear me, filthy British Library! You have taken everything else, but this, you leave this alone! Go back to Cornwall and TAKE YOUR KIPPERS!
#monsterdon so the scientist barbi just talked very slowly in jinglish they totally understood her
Yes, fuck off into the ocean and a better movie!
Why does this ancient and uncontacted island speak English with an American accent?
The worldbuilding here ain't exactly Andor level....
β[Guy playing Logan] also thought that the extensive underwater footage slowed down the action, saying, βIt's gorgeous. But watching it is like watching slow motion.ββ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beyond_Atlantis_(film)
This episode of White Lotus is weird.
Using the underwater scene to pack my vape....
We now pause for the synchronized swimming display.
#monsterdon She just needs to Diana Rigg their asses.
#monsterdon back in the day, weβd call that baldy un chulo de puta
@blogdiva Playing the part of the bridge tonight, is everyone watching this film <3 #Monsterdon
Women and seamen donβt get along
Cops: Stay where you are! Donβt anybody move!
Everybody: *moves*
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the mens' polyester shirt game has been pretty striking tho
#monsterdon It's valuable, it's oyster poop and this is priceless! Wait until you see a cow poop! Rich beyond the dreams of avarice!
If I have to watch one more minute of this guys hairy boobs being massaged I'm going to throw up.
#monsterdon A poor man's Joe Don Baker..
Rated PG: Pimpinβ Galore
Sheβs the ugly one because she has little eyes
#monsterdon Getting weird vibes already with the staring and the music..
@kcarr2015 I mean, with 3 or 4 lines of dialogue they could have had an awesome sub-theme. Like the mermaid princess coulda said something about how constrained she is by her position. The scientist coulda said something about how tough it is to be in her field. They coulda had a brief moment of recognition, maybe even the suggestion they wish they could run away together, before they decide it is their destiny to fight. #monsterdon
Beyond Atlantis an in depth review:
It Sucked. At least it had lots of underwater bikini girl butts to get me through it.
#monsterdon and they fucked off the pearls onto the sea
@ottaross prequel hook! #Monsterdon
@ottaross I'm guessing it was a leaflet? The whole script of this thing could fit on about 4 pages. #monsterdon
Hey, remember that lady who was giving Eastbound Eddie a backrub and then a bath? She wasn't an obvious villain. So there was at least one person in the movie.... #monsterdon
The moral of the story is that a fishnet made of pearls is worth nothing if your parenting skills led your only child to a largely inexplicable death somehow. And they blow up your sacred temple, maybe. All you can do is to walk out into the sea #monsterdon
@msh @Taweret
I feel like all they lost was the ruling family. Don't know what they were going to do about the inbreeding, anyway.
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#monsterdon merkin guy gotta blow things up cuz of course he would
@paco It was very vague on the whole Atlantis front, I think just the King's somewhat Greek beard was the amount of exposition we got....
WTH kinda ending? #monsterdon
#monsterdon and everybody's favorite traffic cone is back
This is all the plot resolution you need
That was a bizarre ending.
Cause we canβt have two female speaking parts in this story #Monsterdon
fortunately it's only like 10 meters down and they have scuba gear, no problem right?
Post Scarcity Fish People
#monsterdon red head gonna mate with marine Ken and sheβs gonna end up being a lost mermaid, ready to perpetuate the speciesβ¦ or sumtin
KAAAAHHHHHHNNNNN!
"You killed half of us, blew up our temple, destroyed our culture....but stick around why not?"
If they'd stuck to their number one rule β all visitors get the spear in the back β they'd have been fine.
ah wait, sorry, I mean a catfish fight
is she gonna try to mate the scientist girl now? π₯΄
It's day! It's night! It's day!
#Monsterdon heremin, theremin, everywhere a min min
#monsterdon those are OG Levis
This script peaked with "MotherCrabbers" #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis
#monsterdon Cannibal fish? How could that species last? They'd just EAT EACH OTHER. You should have said... *gasps* Pirahna!!!!
#Monsterdon just ... one ... more... score
#monsterdon WTF why did fishboi throw the monkey to the piranha. was it a monkey? have no idea whst kind of mammal it was
they managed to put an unconscious man back in the bottom half of a wet suit? BULLSHIT.
i see people complaining about the unbelievable quantity of scuba shots in this movie, and that is valid criticism for someone who is paying attention to what is going on, but for someone who is not paying attention at all they are the best part of the movie
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@SRLevine Okay, no. More of them just talking about logistics, or a character getting attacked underwater and having to choose between bends and dealing with the merpeople
The movie misses a chance to kill a character with a panic ascent
"Baby's got the Bends!" π΅
#monsterdon thereβs 2 blonde guys that look interchangeable. which oneβs gonna die?
oh great, underwater sex scenes now....
"I have questions they are urgent and I have little time to decide. Do you... have any social diseases?"
science quibble: most people define seaprate species as those that can't interbreed with each other and produce fertile offspring. not that they can't have a romantic relationship.
That mask was carved by the Minnow-ans⦠get it ? Hahaha #Monsterdon
All these actors trained at the William Shatner school of "smell the fart" acting.
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Oh, come on. Why can't the eyes be from *expanding* their gene pool with Deep Ones?
#monsterdon so the swimmy guys with the bug eyes were rescued pearl divers that got the bends?
"Bitch, I asked you if you wanted coffee, are you some kind of Feminist?!"
any character in any 70s movie would try to sell you for fake weed behind a bowling alley
Oh his dream is to become a pimp. He's aiming high. #Monsterdon
you sound like a scared MOTHER-CRABBER