I'm glad they've noticed the incongruent White overlords of this island too.

#Monsterdon

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"I'm just making a lot of guesses" <-- every scientist, apparently, all the time

Coffee is served, which is #MonsterdonBingo for me

The super-scratched square is "sexism"

#Monsterdon

"I'm just making a lot of guesses"

Yeah big mood there #Monsterdon

#monsterdon She brings you coffee, not the other way around, silly man! Too much sun and sand has mixed up your 70's gender roles. Sun stroke I guess.

Just a few dudes, sharing their gross dreams #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe It's expensive, to buy an extra point of the compass! #monsterdon

[Everyone stands around a grave]

"Sorry about your mate. But we've lost a lot of time."

What? Who died? Why does only one guy care that someone died?

#Monsterdon

"Some good (fighting) cock"

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

"...But.... I just wanted to take it to the British Royal Museum!!" #monsterdon

Film's half over.

Just thought I'd brighten your day a little. <3

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Okay, so I love this baby goat, now I throw the baby goat. And we see another movie flecture to... Pirahna!

This is where Ben Stiller got his idea for Severance.

#monsterdon

okay, i hate all of them now. i'm throwing everyone into that lake, where they will all be eaten by whatever that was. the end. #monsterdon

Why are we hiding that fishman's face? I'm pretty sure that the audience knows what the Innsmouth look is by now.

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

That scientist lady seems to do a top change every time she gets a spare moment.

#Monsterdon

"White lady, please respect our privacy"

same old same old

#Monsterdon

NO NOT THE GOAT

YOU BASTARDS

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

#monsterdon The islander turns, coquettishly. What is he thinking? "Maybe it's maybelline..."

I may have lost the plot here for minute but it feels like the movie has too
#monsterdon

"Are those ping pong balls in your eyes or are you just glad to see me?"

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

@cocaine_owlbear "Sound editor? ....OOOH, I KNEW we forgot something!" #monsterdon

OH MY GOD, this soundtrack is the most random stuff we ever got on this movies
#monsterdon

you're just hitting random notes on the keyboard. stop it

#Monsterdon

dear fuck I hate underwater scenes in old movies.....

#Monsterdon

@Violinknitter still those men are following her though.....smh

#Monsterdon

Well, at least they're leaving corals semi-intact

#monsterdon

To Pimp A Fishfry by East Eddie

#monsterdon

A giant octopus attack right now would REALLY liven things up. Hell I'd settle for Shelly Winters in a big hat. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

We GET IT

She's PLANTING PEARLS

Can we MOVE ON or do you have more RACHMANNINOV TO PLAY FOR US #Monsterdon

@starkraving666 „what“ is happening #monsterdon

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I don't think you wanna drag your nekkid tummy over the corals like that, tho?

#Monsterdon mother crabbers.

She must have those short taped to her flaps, with the camera perv so far up her ass.....

#Monsterdon

Think they have enough ass-shots of this girl?

#monsterdon

The 20 meter twerk stroke. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Anyone else experiencing odd musical intermissions that play over the film's audio? #monsterdon

She's fucking off into the sea... is it over?

#Monsterdon

Extended ass tracking shot.

#Monsterdon

Wait, isn't it too early for her to just fuck off into the ocean?

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Underwater slow motion chase scene #monsterdon

#monsterdon The one thing about underwater scenes in movies is how difficult it is to keep a coherent plot going with no dialog and everything happening in slow motion. That's why it's so important to not even try, and just cram as many butts into the shot as possible to placate the audience. #BeyondAtlantis

#monsterdon He survived being mother crabbed! And he's not wearing a shirt.. :(

“We just want to get pearls and leave you alone”

Said every colonizer ever

#Monsterdon

enjoy our bugged out eyeballs
#monsterdon

Okay, the fish people have Greek names.

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

#monsterdon Mother crabber!

SOME MOTHERCRABBER

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

#monsterdon i don’t like merkin guy

#monsterdon Waiting for the US DOD Toxic Waste barrels that would explain the mutant we spotted in the first scene. Agent Scarlet, just nichey enough to not be noticed but enough to give us three eyed Sturgeon.

#monsterdon broke blondie looks like the gringo version of Rubén Blades

#Monsterdon I have a BINGO!

#monsterdon Underwater Hussy Ballet...

Rated B for BUTTS.

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Think I've got my bingo.

https://bingobaker.com/#682a7e0eab511f43

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Tell the milkman, no more government cheese!!!

I did not think getting crabs would result in this #monsterdon

CRAB RAVE CRAB RAVE #monsterdon

That's a lot of panic for a few crabs. Get him some tartar sauce and a lemon.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon oy, my grandfather, the ACAB one, used to raise fighting roosters. i hate cockfighting.

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🕜 30 MINUTE POLL

Our feature was supposed to rip-off which of one the following previously-made movies?

so, this was about 45 minutes worth of movie, but they got a free vacation out of it, so why not inflict their vacay photos on all of us. #monsterdon

That was plainly sexist in tone, but I have no idea what that comment about the camera freezing was supposed to mean #Monsterdon

Was that ... innuendo? How? What?

#Monsterdon

"Something's fishy"

He heh...

Yeah

#Monsterdon

Captain Hat Dude dies first

#Monsterdon

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#monsterdon Notice the old Lolo (grandpa) looking at the explorers. They are SO used for the north Americans to be rude

She changed her shirt back!

#monsterdon

*Patronising White Lady Tone

"HELLO MANUEL"

#Monsterdon

if you don't speak the language just talk english louder and slower #monsterdon

70s b movies have really given me the impression that everyone in the 70s was sweaty, greasy, and just the worst person I've ever encountered

#Monsterdon

And the orchestra tries desperately to inject some life into this cold and heartless slab of a movie...

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Adventuring music! 70s style!
Wait does she change her shirt twice on the trip to the island?
#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Sexy, GLAMOUROUS Scientist, the only sort of Lady the 70s would allow to be near Science AND the romantic lead.

#Monsterdon

"Overheard us rappin' about the pearls" Downright Shakespearean. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

#monsterdon The movie had to start by showing us the bug-eyed islanders or else we'd have given up before now.

It's amazing how a still frame can capture all the motion and emotion in this scene. #monsterdon

oooh, Fuck, Marry, Pearl. #monsterdon

#monsterdon If I have to do something about you, I will... wtf?

"...if I have to say these lines, I will. But my heart won't be in it."

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

#monsterdon Well hell, we got matching dudes again. One great thing about the '70s though is absolutely no restraint on the shirt designs.

"All right, all right, we can have gross nasty 70's white people sex, but THEN we do science." #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Dialog bad.

baaaaaaaaaarf #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐟 🐡 🐠 🦈 🐬 🦑 🐙 🐳 😱

YES that's DOCTOR Katherine Vernon to you, dude

No actors were trampled in the making of this film

#monsterdon

OUR PROSECUTING ATTORNEY, WHO ART IN POLYESTER, HALLO

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Hair vs hair #Monsterdon

Dance at the Gym, but worse #monsterdon

This casino is really, really unglamorous, feels more like a bus terminal

#Monsterdon

These are curly hair helmets, right?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon y'all are gonna think there's something wrong with me, but I want that guy's shirt…

I remember #monsterdon is on in enough time to be able to catch up

#ReasonsHellFrozeOver
#HashTagGames

Can I root for the monster yet?! #Monsterdon

This film funded by the Manila Tourist Board

#Monsterdon

lol "more gambling"

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Just wash his cock right in front of the other dude, no shame....

#Monsterdon

"we gotta make it a three-way scene!" #monsterdon