You could've left. Just left. They wanted you gone. Just stop fucking around, don't kill anyone on your way out, and go.

#monsterdon #beyondatlantis

GOJIRA! GOJIRA IS HERE! #Monsterdon

Temple is sacred so you can't blow it up.

My ass is sacred so you blow up the temple.

I think East Eddie failed logic 101.

#monsterdon

Also as a theater nerd, I need to point out that gaffer tape is AMAZING.

#monsterdon #beyondatlantis

@apLundell expected a large round bomb, with 'bomb' written on it #Monsterdon

It's night time, it's daytime. They really haven't thought this through.

#Monsterdon

I am begging this movie to north Sentinel all of these crackers #monsterdon

"My ass is scared to me. So the temple blows up."
Was this movie worth it for that line? No. But it's a great line none the less.
#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

"You can't blow up the temple!"

"…okay I'll come with you and bring the explosives"

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon If you're in an action movie, remember to always bring explosives.

My ass is sacred to me- thank you for that line, Sid. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
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Oh it is the famous cannibal fish that eats humans.

#Monsterdon

@blogdiva A goat I think. It baa‘d. #monsterdon

So much denim in this scene of peril

#Monsterdon

"Cannibal fish!" *facepalms*

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

LOL

that pearl-net-trap thing!

Oh Cathy!

#Monsterdon

We must cover you in the ceremonial net while you grind ... then he shows up on the beach, dry and topless.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Pearl net? o_O

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

#monsterdon "Syrene is a lot like the sirens of mythology"

Woah, what a deep connection. You think that up all by yourself?

Omg can Sid Haig kill someone already? Why else is he in this movie if not to be a bad guy with a gun? Make something happen!
#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Why does Syrene keep trying to make out with McDisposableProtagonist while he's got a SCUBA mouthpiece in his kiss-spigot, did she skip that class in phys ed #monsterdon

#monsterdon Ah, the old underwater net ploy!.

At least they have a plan. I thought she was going to mate with him through his wetsuit.

lol, wtf is this net now?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon She has the hottest cloaca this side of Fresno.

@allanb
I was amazed when I found out how recent deep sea diving gear was. I bet it was still novel in the 70s. Was definitely a big deal when Thunderball was released 8 years prior in '65.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis1973

gonna fuck right through the wetsuit.

actually, shouldn't there be an egg deposit for this to work?

#monsterdon

NONE OF YOU

NONE OF YOU ARE PADI CERTIFIED

#monsterdon

YOLO
#monsterdon

Is this pearl find deep enough that we have to worry about decompression dives? Please?

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

#monsterdon This island has some baller levels of glaucoma.

Ahhh…the ‘70s crochet bikini… #Monsterdon

Oh I hope they drown. Please let them drown. #Monsterdon

Oh please tell me shes going to go sploot a clutch of eggs for him to fertilize 🤣 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon They need a supercut of this movie, all the dramatic gasps, just endless gasps. That's it. No dialogue, just gasps. In the end, Yoda appears, Bad Lip Reading singing about the seagulls pecking his head. Mmm-hmmm.

#monsterdon She needs more folate in her diet.

Would you teach me how to love

#monsterdon

Do you eat ass? #monsterdon

@Lazarou She was trying to figure out which one he was. #monsterdon

@th0tleader Our therapist didn't say, "It's time for you to mate?!"

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon You'd love to just collect more pearls until the local economy for pearls collapses and they end up crushing them and including them in the macadam they use to pave roads on the main island.

Fun Trivia: Tim Burton was inspired by this film for Beetlgeuse.

#monsterdon

It certainly isn't getting us any closer to the end of this movie. #Monsterdon

If there's an Anti-Bechdel test I think they've just passed it.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon The clan chief went to the William Shatner School of Acting. SO MANY COMMAS, SO DRAMA.

"It is your destiny to mate with an outsider"

Who said this exactly?

#Monsterdon

"Look, fuck or die, pick one." #Monsterdon

#monsterdon what’s with all this marine ballet?

it is your destiny to MATE with one of THESE STINKMONSTERS

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Mating time for the blond
#monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm so glad we are back where we belong.. underwater..

it has been DAYS since you last mated WHY HAVE YOU NOT LAID EGGS

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Dollars to donuts the credits has like 50 screens of sound and music directors.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon That's a lot of Oyster crap. Pearls are oyster crap.

I'm glad they've noticed the incongruent White overlords of this island too.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐟 🐡 🐠 🦈 🐬 🦑 🐙 🐳 😱

"I'm just making a lot of guesses" <-- every scientist, apparently, all the time

Coffee is served, which is #MonsterdonBingo for me

The super-scratched square is "sexism"

#Monsterdon

"I'm just making a lot of guesses"

Yeah big mood there #Monsterdon

#monsterdon She brings you coffee, not the other way around, silly man! Too much sun and sand has mixed up your 70's gender roles. Sun stroke I guess.

Just a few dudes, sharing their gross dreams #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe It's expensive, to buy an extra point of the compass! #monsterdon

[Everyone stands around a grave]

"Sorry about your mate. But we've lost a lot of time."

What? Who died? Why does only one guy care that someone died?

#Monsterdon

"Some good (fighting) cock"

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Film's half over.

Just thought I'd brighten your day a little. <3

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Okay, so I love this baby goat, now I throw the baby goat. And we see another movie flecture to... Pirahna!

This is where Ben Stiller got his idea for Severance.

#monsterdon

Why are we hiding that fishman's face? I'm pretty sure that the audience knows what the Innsmouth look is by now.

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

That scientist lady seems to do a top change every time she gets a spare moment.

#Monsterdon

"White lady, please respect our privacy"

same old same old

#Monsterdon

NO NOT THE GOAT

YOU BASTARDS

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

#monsterdon The islander turns, coquettishly. What is he thinking? "Maybe it's maybelline..."

I may have lost the plot here for minute but it feels like the movie has too
#monsterdon

"Are those ping pong balls in your eyes or are you just glad to see me?"

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

@cocaine_owlbear "Sound editor? ....OOOH, I KNEW we forgot something!" #monsterdon

OH MY GOD, this soundtrack is the most random stuff we ever got on this movies
#monsterdon

dear fuck I hate underwater scenes in old movies.....

#Monsterdon

@Violinknitter still those men are following her though.....smh

#Monsterdon

Well, at least they're leaving corals semi-intact

#monsterdon

To Pimp A Fishfry by East Eddie

#monsterdon

A giant octopus attack right now would REALLY liven things up. Hell I'd settle for Shelly Winters in a big hat. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

We GET IT

She's PLANTING PEARLS

Can we MOVE ON or do you have more RACHMANNINOV TO PLAY FOR US #Monsterdon

@starkraving666 „what“ is happening #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐟 🐡 🐠 🦈 🐬 🦑 🐙 🐳 😱

I don't think you wanna drag your nekkid tummy over the corals like that, tho?

#Monsterdon mother crabbers.

She must have those short taped to her flaps, with the camera perv so far up her ass.....

#Monsterdon

Think they have enough ass-shots of this girl?

#monsterdon

The 20 meter twerk stroke. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Anyone else experiencing odd musical intermissions that play over the film's audio? #monsterdon

She's fucking off into the sea... is it over?

#Monsterdon

Extended ass tracking shot.

#Monsterdon

Wait, isn't it too early for her to just fuck off into the ocean?

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Underwater slow motion chase scene #monsterdon

#monsterdon He survived being mother crabbed! And he's not wearing a shirt.. :(

“We just want to get pearls and leave you alone”

Said every colonizer ever

#Monsterdon

enjoy our bugged out eyeballs
#monsterdon

Okay, the fish people have Greek names.

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

#monsterdon Mother crabber!

SOME MOTHERCRABBER

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

#monsterdon i don’t like merkin guy