Imagine how different this film would be if instead of Eddie, we got Eddie Deezen.

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"Yep, that's plastic!"

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Lower 😏
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That guy's shirt looks like something you'd see under a microscope.

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"massage"

sure.

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whatever this woman is making, it's not enough. #monsterdon

I will never understand "Everyone in this movie is a shithead" movie making. And there are SO many movies like this. Why am I supposed to care AT ALL what happens to these bozos. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

This guy told his barber "I want to look like I'm wearing a powdered wig, but brunette" #monsterdon

@moira They're packing three inch knives each though, so... #monsterdon

While I am not surprised this movie has someone groping a boob. I didn't expect it to be Sid Haig's manboob being fondled in the center of the screen.
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Sorry folks, can't make this week's #monsterdon . Enjoy the film!

OMG THESE ACTORS WERE ALSO IN BEAST OF THE YELLOW NIGHT

Manuel was Satan, and this new guy was the immortal victim who resisted Satan eventually. #monsterdon #beyondatlantis

"I'll pay off your debt if you never wear that shirt again!" #monsterdon

Is this dude yelling at chickens? #monsterdon

Learning why we need that message about how "no animals were harmed during the making of this film." #Monsterdon

that's a lot of cage for, you know, chickens

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I have some notes for the editor
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Baldilocks envies his hair.
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sir, surely with a shirt like that to your name, all your worldly troubles are at an end. #monsterdon

Did they consider showing LESS of that cockfight?

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Are you expecting that rooster to understand you? #Monsterdon

Throw them in the ocean and then you would have a water pollo match.

I'll show myself out now...

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I'm loving the ringside advice to a ... chicken.

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Gamblers gather for a classic game of "Bird Jumpy" #monsterdon

HARDLY ANY ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM #Monsterdon

EAST EDDIE has spent all his money on clothing, and honestly, good choice! #monsterdon

Where's Herzog? We need some chicken hypnotizing.

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sure, coach the chickens, i'm sure they'll understand every word _and_ give a single solitary fuck

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Ok, do not like the actual cock fighting #Monsterdon

first several minutes remind me of this polyester commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTLu88fGzjc
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They shouldn't have sent a poet

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That meeting could have been an email.

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Oh no. If Sid isn't the protagonist it's gonna be this shit head betting on cock fighting? Teh fuck?
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For completeness's sake, they put a ping-pong ball on his head, too. #Monsterdon

@BDA Never picked up they were a crime family in Ed Edd and Eddy
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Eddie here is suspiciously high on bark. You don't tell a random dude peddling pearls how up-and-coming you are; you tell him he needs to come to you if he has anything more to sell.

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Ahh, the classy part of the film... charm the paint off of the walls, these fellahs

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OK, the first truly illegal act in the film.

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Look at how complicated the pattern on this guy's shirt is. He must shop at Dan Flashes! #monsterdon

I feel like the guy who just sold the pearls should be being much more cautious #Monsterdon

I wanna liquidate this guy's assets and take his fabulous purple top #Monsterdon

Wait. Is Sid Haig our protagonist?
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How about we record the dialog with a microphone half outside the building so we catch that nice ambient street sound. #monsterdon

This is North Eddie erasure

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The war of the Eddies starts. #Monsterdon

Wow, the whole east end of the pier?

His mother must be proud.

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..."Cause old Eddie is the ... BEST"

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we got EAST EDDIE
we got WEST EDDIE

got it?

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"It's for havin' an honest face"

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This is exactly as action packed as the rest of the movie. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

And then I missed the next 6 minutes trying to get some food together. It's going to be one of those nights isn't it?

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"...do you think the gain's too high on these mics?"
"What?"
"The gain ... is it too high? We might get too much background noise if it's too high."
"What?"

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The pimp is how you know it's authentically the 70s.

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Gameshow soundtrack?

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What's the value for gumballs?

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I am your drillthrall guy! #wrongHashtag #Monsterdon

@RamenCatholic lol true, I will do some of that

Even without the movie on it's hard to keep up with...

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Why am I getting this odd Godfrey Ho feeling from this film...

Please tell me this wasn't two TV series and a short film all mashed together...

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#monsterdon Tiny person has the clap? Apparently it went straight to his head.

It's the Two-Hot-Sauce Crew! #monsterdon

he wanted to grow up to be peter lorrie but, well...

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Why are the scenes shot in full daylight darker than the scenes in side and at night?
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so far we've got stereotype, whatever's up with those eye masks, stereotype, stereotype. #monsterdon

@riedlr Uncle Dirty? #monsterdon

#monsterdon holy shit a surprise cameo by Mac from Mac&Me!

Andrew Tate on a day pass from prison making an appearance #Monsterdon

Oh great, we found Eddie Deezen. Again. #Monsterdon

That's not how you dock
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The slap bass of illicit pontoon boat activity. #monsterdon

groovy music #monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Sig Haig is a pimp? So he spent his vacation in nice shirts and the best cigars the film's budget could afford.
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That fur bikini seems... impractical. You go for a swim and wind up smelling like a wet dog

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I hope the fish people spear this man.

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#Monsterdon or was that blackula

Extremely realistic Spear Death #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon meanwhile: is this the monsterdon with the most pimps so far?

:blobcatgooglytrash: Googly Eyes, The Movie :blobcatgooglytrash:
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"Hello daughter. We shall kill an intruder in celebration of your arrival." And everybody except the chief and his daughter has fucked-up eyes. Yea, sure.

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Of course SId Haig is the pimp. #Monsterdon

Scene Two: Camera pans onto a pimp. ENGAGE THE CLASSY MUSIC #Monsterdon

Why do I get the distinct feeling that Blonde Woman is not nearly concerned enough about skin cancer?

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In this film: women who haven't learned about purses.

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My own personal hellish subplot for #monsterdon:

AI commercial throughout, every 3 minutes.

@trixter "Ugh, seriously? I just had that shag rug steamed"
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Sid Haig was much cooler in Jason of Star Command. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

special effects are definitely....something

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I say "first" which is probably optimistic for the body count this movie will have.

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#Monsterdon The islander chief guy borrowed his beard from the leader of the ship in Space Mutiny.

:eyethink:

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Vic Diaz, of quite a lot of Philipines-made movies, e.g. "Vampire Hookers" and "Beast of the Yellow Night".

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oh boy we're calling our daughter 'my daughter' instead of her name. very natural dialogue already

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I am also going to go pop my poppa.

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Buried the whole spear head!

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Did she just ROLL HER EYES at her father killing that man? Like, ugh, killing outsides, soooo cringe.

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Bloodpack deployed!

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what throwing force do you need for THAT arrow to work out. #monsterdon

Anyone else confused yet?

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Oh it's THAT island.

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