Learning why we need that message about how "no animals were harmed during the making of this film." #Monsterdon

Is this dude yelling at chickens? #monsterdon

that's a lot of cage for, you know, chickens

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

I have some notes for the editor
#monsterdon

Baldilocks envies his hair.
#Monsterdon

sir, surely with a shirt like that to your name, all your worldly troubles are at an end. #monsterdon

Did they consider showing LESS of that cockfight?

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Are you expecting that rooster to understand you? #Monsterdon

Throw them in the ocean and then you would have a water pollo match.

I'll show myself out now...

#Monsterdon

I'm loving the ringside advice to a ... chicken.

#monsterdon

HARDLY ANY ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM #Monsterdon

Gamblers gather for a classic game of "Bird Jumpy" #monsterdon

EAST EDDIE has spent all his money on clothing, and honestly, good choice! #monsterdon

Where's Herzog? We need some chicken hypnotizing.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

sure, coach the chickens, i'm sure they'll understand every word _and_ give a single solitary fuck

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Ok, do not like the actual cock fighting #Monsterdon

first several minutes remind me of this polyester commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTLu88fGzjc
#Monsterdon

They shouldn't have sent a poet

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

That meeting could have been an email.

#Monsterdon

Oh no. If Sid isn't the protagonist it's gonna be this shit head betting on cock fighting? Teh fuck?
#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

For completeness's sake, they put a ping-pong ball on his head, too. #Monsterdon

@BDA Never picked up they were a crime family in Ed Edd and Eddy
#monsterdon

Eddie here is suspiciously high on bark. You don't tell a random dude peddling pearls how up-and-coming you are; you tell him he needs to come to you if he has anything more to sell.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis1973

Ahh, the classy part of the film... charm the paint off of the walls, these fellahs

#Monsterdon #cockfight

OK, the first truly illegal act in the film.

#Monsterdon

Look at how complicated the pattern on this guy's shirt is. He must shop at Dan Flashes! #monsterdon

I feel like the guy who just sold the pearls should be being much more cautious #Monsterdon

I wanna liquidate this guy's assets and take his fabulous purple top #Monsterdon

Wait. Is Sid Haig our protagonist?
#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

How about we record the dialog with a microphone half outside the building so we catch that nice ambient street sound. #monsterdon

no chance in hell i'm going to even try and understand what is going on in this movie, we have been reduced to comprehension level: vibes and score #monsterdon

This is North Eddie erasure

#Monsterdon

Wow, the whole east end of the pier?

His mother must be proud.

#Monsterdon

The war of the Eddies starts. #Monsterdon

..."Cause old Eddie is the ... BEST"

#monsterdon

we got EAST EDDIE
we got WEST EDDIE

got it?

#monsterdon

east and west

two different colours on the ma, er, waterfront

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

"It's for havin' an honest face"

#Monsterdon

“I liquidated his assets”

Oh, the audience might not understand!

“He’s dead!”

#Monsterdon

This is exactly as action packed as the rest of the movie. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

And then I missed the next 6 minutes trying to get some food together. It's going to be one of those nights isn't it?

#Monsterdon

"...do you think the gain's too high on these mics?"
"What?"
"The gain ... is it too high? We might get too much background noise if it's too high."
"What?"

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

The pimp is how you know it's authentically the 70s.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Gameshow soundtrack?

#Monsterdon

my village is 40,000 leag, uh, an island in the south

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

What's the value for gumballs?

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ lol true

I mean " #Monsterdon good" 😂

I am your drillthrall guy! #wrongHashtag #Monsterdon

@RamenCatholic lol true, I will do some of that

Even without the movie on it's hard to keep up with...

#Monsterdon

"HE'S DEAD"

Yeah no shit, I got that far >_> #Monsterdon

Why am I getting this odd Godfrey Ho feeling from this film...

Please tell me this wasn't two TV series and a short film all mashed together...

#monsterdon #beyondAtlantis1973

#monsterdon Tiny person has the clap? Apparently it went straight to his head.

It's the Two-Hot-Sauce Crew! #monsterdon

he wanted to grow up to be peter lorrie but, well...

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Why are the scenes shot in full daylight darker than the scenes in side and at night?
#monsterdon #beyondatlantis

so far we've got stereotype, whatever's up with those eye masks, stereotype, stereotype. #monsterdon

@riedlr Uncle Dirty? #monsterdon

#monsterdon holy shit a surprise cameo by Mac from Mac&Me!

You don't make a dime sittin on it. #TakesNotesFuriously #Monsterdon

Andrew Tate on a day pass from prison making an appearance #Monsterdon

It's a good thing he explained that metaphor about liquid assets or I wouldn't have gotten it.

#Monsterdon

That's not how you dock
#monsterdon

Oh great, we found Eddie Deezen. Again. #Monsterdon

The slap bass of illicit pontoon boat activity. #monsterdon

groovy music #monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Sig Haig is a pimp? So he spent his vacation in nice shirts and the best cigars the film's budget could afford.
#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

That fur bikini seems... impractical. You go for a swim and wind up smelling like a wet dog

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

I hope the fish people spear this man.

#monsterdon #beyondAtlantis1973

#Monsterdon or was that blackula

Extremely realistic Spear Death #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon meanwhile: is this the monsterdon with the most pimps so far?

Oh, 70s sleaze. eugh.

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

:blobcatgooglytrash: Googly Eyes, The Movie :blobcatgooglytrash:
#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

"Hello daughter. We shall kill an intruder in celebration of your arrival." And everybody except the chief and his daughter has fucked-up eyes. Yea, sure.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Of course SId Haig is the pimp. #Monsterdon

Scene Two: Camera pans onto a pimp. ENGAGE THE CLASSY MUSIC #Monsterdon

Why do I get the distinct feeling that Blonde Woman is not nearly concerned enough about skin cancer?

#Monsterdon

In this film: women who haven't learned about purses.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis1973

My own personal hellish subplot for #monsterdon:

AI commercial throughout, every 3 minutes.

@trixter "Ugh, seriously? I just had that shag rug steamed"
#monsterdon

Sid Haig was much cooler in Jason of Star Command. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

special effects are definitely....something

#Monsterdon

I say "first" which is probably optimistic for the body count this movie will have.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The islander chief guy borrowed his beard from the leader of the ship in Space Mutiny.

Vic Diaz, of quite a lot of Philipines-made movies, e.g. "Vampire Hookers" and "Beast of the Yellow Night".

#monsterdon

:eyethink:

#monsterdon

oh boy we're calling our daughter 'my daughter' instead of her name. very natural dialogue already

#Monsterdon

I am also going to go pop my poppa.

#Monsterdon

Buried the whole spear head!

#Monsterdon

Did she just ROLL HER EYES at her father killing that man? Like, ugh, killing outsides, soooo cringe.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Bloodpack deployed!

#Monsterdon

what throwing force do you need for THAT arrow to work out. #monsterdon

Anyone else confused yet?

#Monsterdon

Oh it's THAT island.

#Monsterdon

I have a lot of new followers. If you haven't seen what happens on Sunday night, you might want to mute the #monsterdon hashtag. There are going to be thousands of toots, and I'm gonna make a few dozen.

It's Ned from accounting!
Spear him!

#monsterdon

Her eyes aren't up there #monsterdon

#Monsterdon they're not big on open borders here