Imagine how different this film would be if instead of Eddie, we got Eddie Deezen.
"Yep, that's plastic!"
Lower 😏
#monsterdon
That guy's shirt looks like something you'd see under a microscope.
whatever this woman is making, it's not enough. #monsterdon
I will never understand "Everyone in this movie is a shithead" movie making. And there are SO many movies like this. Why am I supposed to care AT ALL what happens to these bozos. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis
This guy told his barber "I want to look like I'm wearing a powdered wig, but brunette" #monsterdon
@moira They're packing three inch knives each though, so... #monsterdon
While I am not surprised this movie has someone groping a boob. I didn't expect it to be Sid Haig's manboob being fondled in the center of the screen.
#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis
Sorry folks, can't make this week's #monsterdon . Enjoy the film!
OMG THESE ACTORS WERE ALSO IN BEAST OF THE YELLOW NIGHT
Manuel was Satan, and this new guy was the immortal victim who resisted Satan eventually. #monsterdon #beyondatlantis
"I'll pay off your debt if you never wear that shirt again!" #monsterdon
Is this dude yelling at chickens? #monsterdon
Learning why we need that message about how "no animals were harmed during the making of this film." #Monsterdon
that's a lot of cage for, you know, chickens
I have some notes for the editor
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Baldilocks envies his hair.
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sir, surely with a shirt like that to your name, all your worldly troubles are at an end. #monsterdon
Did they consider showing LESS of that cockfight?
Are you expecting that rooster to understand you? #Monsterdon
Throw them in the ocean and then you would have a water pollo match.
I'll show myself out now...
I'm loving the ringside advice to a ... chicken.
Gamblers gather for a classic game of "Bird Jumpy" #monsterdon
HARDLY ANY ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM #Monsterdon
EAST EDDIE has spent all his money on clothing, and honestly, good choice! #monsterdon
Where's Herzog? We need some chicken hypnotizing.
sure, coach the chickens, i'm sure they'll understand every word _and_ give a single solitary fuck
Ok, do not like the actual cock fighting #Monsterdon
first several minutes remind me of this polyester commercial
They shouldn't have sent a poet
That meeting could have been an email.
Oh no. If Sid isn't the protagonist it's gonna be this shit head betting on cock fighting? Teh fuck?
#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis
For completeness's sake, they put a ping-pong ball on his head, too. #Monsterdon
@BDA Never picked up they were a crime family in Ed Edd and Eddy
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Eddie here is suspiciously high on bark. You don't tell a random dude peddling pearls how up-and-coming you are; you tell him he needs to come to you if he has anything more to sell.
#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis1973
Ahh, the classy part of the film... charm the paint off of the walls, these fellahs
OK, the first truly illegal act in the film.
Look at how complicated the pattern on this guy's shirt is. He must shop at Dan Flashes! #monsterdon
I feel like the guy who just sold the pearls should be being much more cautious #Monsterdon
I wanna liquidate this guy's assets and take his fabulous purple top #Monsterdon
Wait. Is Sid Haig our protagonist?
#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis
How about we record the dialog with a microphone half outside the building so we catch that nice ambient street sound. #monsterdon
This is North Eddie erasure
The war of the Eddies starts. #Monsterdon
..."Cause old Eddie is the ... BEST"
"It's for havin' an honest face"
This is exactly as action packed as the rest of the movie. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis
And then I missed the next 6 minutes trying to get some food together. It's going to be one of those nights isn't it?
"...do you think the gain's too high on these mics?"
"What?"
"The gain ... is it too high? We might get too much background noise if it's too high."
"What?"
The pimp is how you know it's authentically the 70s.
Gameshow soundtrack?
What's the value for gumballs?
I am your drillthrall guy! #wrongHashtag #Monsterdon
@RamenCatholic lol true, I will do some of that
Even without the movie on it's hard to keep up with...
Why am I getting this odd Godfrey Ho feeling from this film...
Please tell me this wasn't two TV series and a short film all mashed together...
#monsterdon Tiny person has the clap? Apparently it went straight to his head.
It's the Two-Hot-Sauce Crew! #monsterdon
he wanted to grow up to be peter lorrie but, well...
Why are the scenes shot in full daylight darker than the scenes in side and at night?
#monsterdon #beyondatlantis
so far we've got stereotype, whatever's up with those eye masks, stereotype, stereotype. #monsterdon
@riedlr Uncle Dirty? #monsterdon
#monsterdon holy shit a surprise cameo by Mac from Mac&Me!
Andrew Tate on a day pass from prison making an appearance #Monsterdon
Oh great, we found Eddie Deezen. Again. #Monsterdon
That's not how you dock
#monsterdon
The slap bass of illicit pontoon boat activity. #monsterdon
groovy music #monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis
Sig Haig is a pimp? So he spent his vacation in nice shirts and the best cigars the film's budget could afford.
#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis
That fur bikini seems... impractical. You go for a swim and wind up smelling like a wet dog
I hope the fish people spear this man.
#Monsterdon or was that blackula
Extremely realistic Spear Death #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon meanwhile: is this the monsterdon with the most pimps so far?
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:blobcatgooglytrash: Googly Eyes, The Movie :blobcatgooglytrash:
#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis
"Hello daughter. We shall kill an intruder in celebration of your arrival." And everybody except the chief and his daughter has fucked-up eyes. Yea, sure.
Of course SId Haig is the pimp. #Monsterdon
Scene Two: Camera pans onto a pimp. ENGAGE THE CLASSY MUSIC #Monsterdon
Why do I get the distinct feeling that Blonde Woman is not nearly concerned enough about skin cancer?
In this film: women who haven't learned about purses.
#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis1973
My own personal hellish subplot for #monsterdon:
AI commercial throughout, every 3 minutes.
@trixter "Ugh, seriously? I just had that shag rug steamed"
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Sid Haig was much cooler in Jason of Star Command. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis
special effects are definitely....something
I say "first" which is probably optimistic for the body count this movie will have.
#Monsterdon The islander chief guy borrowed his beard from the leader of the ship in Space Mutiny.
:eyethink:
Vic Diaz, of quite a lot of Philipines-made movies, e.g. "Vampire Hookers" and "Beast of the Yellow Night".
oh boy we're calling our daughter 'my daughter' instead of her name. very natural dialogue already
I am also going to go pop my poppa.
Buried the whole spear head!
Did she just ROLL HER EYES at her father killing that man? Like, ugh, killing outsides, soooo cringe.
Bloodpack deployed!
what throwing force do you need for THAT arrow to work out. #monsterdon
Anyone else confused yet?
Oh it's THAT island.