Having some federation issues so posting here instead
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It's the Pitch Meeting people!

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Pretty good shot for a man with ping-pong balls over his eyes. #Monsterdon

"...what's for dinner?"
"Intruder on the barbie."

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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🧜‍♀️ TRIVIA WITH FINS 💀

Before this movie, Eddie Romero was already directing High Quality movies in
the Philippines, such as

1968 Brides of Blood; Mad Doctor of Blood Island
1970 Beast of Blood
1971 Beast of the Yellow Night
1973 Black Mama White Mama (with Pam Grier!)

#BeyondAtlantis was planned to be one of these, with topless mermaids, but the main actor required it to be rated PG. You must decide for yourself if this was for the best.

@Taweret the credits gave a very made-for-TV vibe old TVs didn't do yellow well so they'd go for Very Yellow

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Critical hit!

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A powerful throw!

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did this flic wreck her future movie career, is all that comes to mind. She is pretty, fit and can act
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I'm used to #monsterdon movies like this having titles like "Tooth-Necklaced Women of the Orient" or something

hook! me! up! with those eye goggles!!!!!!!! #monsterdon

But I can't help noticing the EYEBALLS peeking out of the trees before the action even starts!

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"The man, yes! The girl... oh wait, just a man, sure, go ahead."

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I guess it's too warm on this island for clothes.

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Beard's pretty spirit gummy. #Monsterdon

Lol the bug eyes sure are silly

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THE EYES

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I miss the 70s! #Monsterdon

👀 👀 👀

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These credits are already banned in 14 US states.

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LOOK WITH YOUR SPECIAL EYES #Monsterdon #MyBrand

um, what? #monsterdon

omg lol

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Trying to think of how to turn the Bug Eyed Merfolk into a meme #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oops. Fish-eyed. Not bug-eyed.

My bad.

#Monsterdon i can't get over the eyes

the tropical innsmouth look #monsterdon

@brooke this is 1973 too so I guess that B5 font is much older than I ever suspected.

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Has stripping ever been more boring?

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remember kids! we gotta keep a PG rating so

loincloths! loincloths are the solution!

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Eddy "DESIGN IS MY BROHTER" Romero

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is that a fur bikini?

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#Monsterdon skirts? on this beach, we don't *need* skirts

Starting at 1:30 and skipping the credits because I'm running behind. Surely i won't be missing anything important.

As a followup to last week I took one look at my lettuce box mix tonight and broke out the salad spinner!

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JUUUUUUUUST sit right bac

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And now, the reason this film was made. #Monsterdon

Why are there tire tracks on the pristine secret beach?

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what is happening how can i be this high already #Monsterdon

Oh, uber for boats!

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Already this film's plot is making me angry....

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A one-way trip to a deserted island? This woman knows what she wants and no backsies!

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Me: *hits play & starts movie*

#SplendaDaddy 2 seconds later: "Yeah, this is gonna be bad"

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maybe don't make your credits 'assault everyone's retinas over-saturated yellow; idk

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Credits not done and right into the weird eyed creatures.

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I hope she has a prybar with her to open that crate.

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Failed Wes Craven pitch: "The Cage Has Eyes"

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⊙_⊙ #monsterdon

@trixter I saw Pam Grier was in it so that is a plus.

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Is that enough provisions?

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OMG it's one of those Filipino pix -- we're doomed

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I can already tell the film score is going to be a major part of my star rating for this #monsterdon

wonder how much of her luggage is filled with sunblock to keep from getting burned to a lobster on that boat
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She's very confused by the opening credits. Which, hey, fair. #Monsterdon

it took this move 80 seconds to make me feel unmoored in reality, which is impressive speed #monsterdon

credits are hideous tho

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ET is a peeping tom #monsterdon

BEMs?

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Bug-eyed ~~aliens!~~ natives

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#Monsterdon Uppity blonde. Check.

Bug-eyed forest dweller. Check.

Quiet native porter. Check.

Cheesy piano tinkling. Check.

#monsterdon The title cards may be dangerous for epileptics. They flicker so fast. Yup, here's the title, three seconds, don't blink, you'll miss it.

Already have hopes for this #monsterdon. Yeah, I'm a sucker

Harlequin Syndrome?
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ET phone home? I didn't know he came from a jungle planet.
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aAAAHHHH ... What is up with the eyes?

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creepy eye dude

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that sail looks ineffective as fuck. #monsterdon #beyondatlantis

At least we'll probably be spared Eddie Deezen this time. Probably.

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She's thanking whatever Gods she reveres that she's not in Waterworld right now.

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A white woman in a "tribal" necklace that's probably all plastic? This is going to be a long night, isn't it.

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SIG HAIG! [150 nazis who can't read salute]

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Hmm something smells fishy :blobcatglare:

Oh it's just tonight's #Monsterdon

Follow the hashtag for some wet mojo-filled 1970s action or filter it if the smell's too much for you

(if only you could filter the smell of the office microwave when a coworker brings fish for lunch eh? Filters. That's why the fedi is so cool ;)

@diazona I encourage you to read them out-of-context #Monsterdon posts, as a little treat.

3rd rate Fantasy Island package tour.

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Two dimension pictures, bad and worse.

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Can’t wait to see what those mother-crabbers are up to

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"Wilson! Wilson! You're... not Wilson."

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This is it!! #monsterdon

D'PE it's right in the credits! #monsterdon

Bear's Tooth Necklace, check

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Let's do this #monsterdon

Oh it is George Nader as the famous Nereus.

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American International took a pass on this one

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is this...a United Airlines commercial? #monsterdon

20% rating, this is gonna be good #monsterdon

Wow, AIP didn't do this?!?! #Monsterdon

Necklace by "Mack the Knife"

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#Monsterdon oh hey it's the babylon 5 font on the credits

And we open with the Beach That Makes You Old. :/ #Monsterdon

Oooo, not even American International this time... 😬

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"[One] Dimension[al Characters] Pictures"

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WE HAVE MOVIE SIGN #monsterdon

Got my shrimp ready in time for #Monsterdon, just like an Atlantisian

...still eating these delicious noodles...

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Folks I am starting the #Monsterdon!
But I am also working very hard on completing some tedious and anxiety provoking online government small business forms that are required upon pain of losing my livelihood. (Currently trying not to panic or pull out my eyebrows.)
So until I get through these I may be very quiet.

GO GO GO #Monsterdon

oh damn sid haig is in this movie #monsterdon

Well, hold your nose and jump in. #monsterdon #beyondatlantis

#MonsterdonAlert

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GO GO GO GO!!!

Time for Monsterdon to dip a claw into what looks to be softcore from the 70s ... hope we get some kind of monster ...

Anyway, press play! Go! Go! Go!

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