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and Dr. Vernon has chosen a mustard yellow dress because why

Almost getting trampled “Don’t forget 9:30!” #Monsterdon

I just check Tubi and I guess the edition I have was color corrected because it doesn't nearly have the yellow sheen
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#Monsterdon lady's hair is amazeballs

must be a huge amount of effort to get it set up that way and take it back down

Suddenly the soundtrack becomes a synthesizer stereotype of China. #Monsterdon

@Taweret toilet SLASH bathtub scene

yeah that says something about this movie 🤦

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I think puke shirt is John Wayne's son Patrick Wayne. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Were those cops snuggling on the floor?

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@moira
I don't want to miss anything!

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did they just kill the cops? #monsterdon

*Seriously* an unironic purse slap, jesus christ #Monsterdon

the only time in my life i have been glad to see the cops. everyone in this scene deserves a night in a cell. #monsterdon

@JoeWynne well, the 4000 is almost is good, and a heck of a lot cheaper

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There goes their antique door, poor guys :/ #Monsterdon

This is basically Casablanca
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One of these guys is East Vic and the other one is West Vic? #monsterdon

is this guy the same guy as the toilet/bathtub scene or is this a different guy?

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@bstacey as long as one keeps wearing brightly patterned shirts and the other doesn't we might be ok #monsterdon

Does John Wayne know what goofy ass shirts his kid goes out in?

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oh thank god, the crowd is panicking, godzilla must be en route

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#Monsterdon "when i was a frogman" hehehhehehe images in my head

@moira
My guy told me the 4000 was the latest model!!

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That’s a heck of a 70s shirt. Qiana. 😳#Monsterdon.

"~well ♪hello~"

Ew. :/ #Monsterdon

Her hair style consumed half the film's budget.

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@moira It's hard to tell, those shirts are hollering too loud #Monsterdon

@overholt Makes it easier when one of them needs to run his lines in a mirror #monsterdon

Boy, we're really playing up the Americans as outstanding shady characters in a shady waterfront.

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@Copperplate Maybe that's why their eyes are all buggy. #monsterdon

I'm going to have a hard time telling these two guys apart, just laying that down right now

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#monsterdon Those shirts in that climate? Atlanteans will run

@overholt i thought so too!

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Almost everyone who speaks in this stinker is a "fellow American."

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like they smeared a very fine layer of mustard over the camera lens

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wait are these two different people?

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"Deal?"

Sure, I'm a skeezy scumbag, that's great #Monsterdon

Chivas Regal Royal Salute being the liquor of choice for people who like to spend a lot of money on something that doesn't taste very good #monsterdon

Hmm, using pearls as whiskey stones? 🤔
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y'know for 1973 and this budget this is pretty good same-actor-two-characters shooting

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FrogMan❤️
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#Monsterdon oh that god we're back to gambling and nobody's naked

they paid for the whole split diopter and by god they are going to get their money's worth

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"When I was a frogman..." Ah yes, like the old adage, set a frogman to catch a fishman.

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Man these guys have the full lab pattern shirts. Now this guy is wearing "strands of bacteria"

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The lady at the bar seems as baffled by this scene as I am

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Every woman in this film has a force field that prevents them from chatting with any of the others #monsterdon

Costume designer phoned this one in. if they even had one.

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@otheorange_tag I always root for the monster before the movie even starts... it's never too early

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@srol now there are two of them and i already can't tell which is which

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@Violinknitter
Phillipino style

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These two tough guys could be twins. #Monsterdon

why does the whole movie have this mustardy filter over it?

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That shirt is what Slim Goodbody looks like after a night of heavy drinking. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

oh yeah, proposal at the casino. #monsterdon

"I want you to find the wardrobe designer - the name will be in the credits - and I want you to _correct_ them."

"Corr..."

"I MEAN KILL"

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@kshernandez it's in the shitter maaaaan

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wonder what those bug eye folks are up to

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holy cow, that lime shirt! i... oh wow. #monsterdon

The irresistible allure of gambling (in mom's basement) #monsterdon

Ok, that dress

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I hope both these men die horribly.

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#monsterdon Why is East Eddie even dealing with this curly haired loser? He's obviously going to double cross at the first opportunity.

Classy #monsterdon

She's standing on his back, but we only see her knees. Director must not be a foot guy

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[uncontrolled laughter] YOU"RE STUCK HERE!

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Ya know. This might just be the one 70s movie that never has an overly long scene in a wood paneled sheriff's office.
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FIVE YEARS island history, so he knows it all, you know. gotta get some Caucasity up in here. #monsterdon

Dividing by 3 is hard! #iWasToldThereDbeNoMath #Monsterdon

At least give us some incidental music. This scene is just painful

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His laugh, yeech

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No expert, but those pearls look like plastic #monsterdon

“This obviously fake pearl is beautiful” #Monsterdon

Aaaaand the pimp giggles like a clown #Monsterdon

@lorgonumputz "writer's poorly disguised fetish" should probably be an all-time inclusion on the bingo card

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Well, he's were he belongs. He's a shit character and he's on the shitter.

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Lol she's giving him a tickle massage

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What the heck kind of massage was that? Why was she hitting the back of one hand with her fist??? #Monsterdon

that's a mini ben wah ball (70s vibe)

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OK that looked like the worst massage ever if that is the best Eddie can find he isn't all that #Monsterdon

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Wait up.

Y'all upset about the cock fighting but not the prostitution.

Turn it off now and think about your priorities.

#monsterdon There should be content warning: soul killing for this scene

I want a massage with a spine walk, too. Please.
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I didn't know you could actually get a massage by someone standing on your back. I just thought that was an... anime fiction.

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Why is the man’s hair so awful

It’s awful even for the 70s

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#Monsterdon *extended quentin tarantino sequence*

#monsterdon Is this supposed to be a sexy scene?

Being a mid-time crime-boss is really hard on the back.

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this movie already has a lot more nippleplay than I'd prefer #monsterdon

#Monsterdon so… Greed was just and extra free square on #MonsterdonBingo for this movie, right?

(i'm a few minutes behind)
how much of this score is going to be Herb Alpert's Cousin and the Legally Distinct Tijuana Brass?
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@starkraving666
If she stomped any lower he might not have been getting up.

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@jeffron As someone sporadically following the toot stream but not watching the movie today... oh dear 😅

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"Y'know with enough of these we could put 'em in a big bin and swim in 'em!"

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pard

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Why is Southwest Eddie not breaking Polyester Paul's fingers? #monsterdon

macroplastics! jewellery of the sea.

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this massage technique is hilarious #monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

ooooh #Monsterdon is already underway! I am home sick today so let me catch up to you weirdos in 2×.