#monsterdon Why is the guy giving them hand signals instead of talking. Neither of them are wearing ear plugs.

Director: Woah woah woah. Can we slow it down a bit. How about some reef footage. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

i bet all this underwater fish footage would be really gorgeous if it was in focus

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EAST EDDIE wants to fuck the dive-man. #monsterdon

@funkula He DOES have big Andrew Tate energy.

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#Monsterdon i want my fish-men back

picks up fish
"Something's fishy."

YOU DON'T SAY

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A mermaid sitting on a centaur?

Movie, that's just Fedi.

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"A mermaid, sitting on a Greek centaur ... wonder what they're doing here."

Looking for a plot and some action?

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Is it a diving suit thing? Easier to get in & out? Competitive swimming thing?

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This village being abandoned 20 minutes ago would be ominous in a much better movie.

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#Monsterdon well i guess the violence worked! he's talkin'

They packed so many shirts on that boat. #monsterdon

@srol c'mon, disney's version is WAY funnier

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They finally get to the Treasure and find out Mr Beast beat them to it....

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"Something's FISHY"

FUCK YOU

Got riffback on that one >_> #Monsterdon

How did he get that nickname? He doesn't look anything like a barracuda #monsterdon

Ah, the age old story of "Your place has something I want so I'll beat you until you give it up" #SoundsAboutWhite #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon *random violence*

No jokes, this is pretty much exactly what Disney's Polynesian Resort looks like #monsterdon

"If we get the gear out fast-!"

The film could finish early! Get to it! #Monsterdon

I dont know what is worse, when they don't have a soundtrack or when they have that awful generic music
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Eddie may be a pimp and a brutal thug, but if he were around today, he'd be something much worse (fascist masculinity influencer) #monsterdon

I would like to remind those of us from the future that waxing chests was not a usual choice in the 70s

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"We've got about an hour of light left and we can't afford to shoot in the dark!"

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here on Isla Sorna #monsterdon

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"You talk to me, in englishhhh"

Said basically almost every north American Visiting here

Well, at least it's pretty explicit that this isn't an uncontacted tribe so much a subsistence pearl divers

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There is so much TRAFFIC NOISE in this museum(?) that I can't even hear the sleazy come-ons from our oily hero

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seasick on a sloop w/ assholes, there is "hell on earth".
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A scarf? What the heck #Monsterdon

oh, good cop, bad cop routine. #monsterdon

DA DA DA DUH DA DA DUH DA DA

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That ANIMAL, he's FLAILING in the poor man's general direction! Knocking him over with air pressure! #Monsterdon

When you don't know a language holler really loud in the one you do know! #Monsterdon

I wish I heard someone rapping about the pearl #monsterdon

IF YOU SPEAK REAL SLOW AND LOUD HE WILL UNDERSTAND

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Ben Gunn's grandson

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#Monsterdon she's translating English to Americans Overseas English.

Yes, speak English slower and louder, it'll help him understand.

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@Taweret Peter Jackson later used the mustard color grading process on the Extended Editions of LotR.

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this guy is just a few accessories away from being a DJ in 1999 #monsterdon

It's like she's translating for him, but she's speaking the same language lol #Monsterdon

this islander like, "these white people smh." #monsterdon

Dr. Vernon "I don't want any of your pearls"

missed opportunity, bit naive, don't think she's going as far as she hopes in her profession. Academia requires cut-throat opportunistic manipulators....;)

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Dollar Store Ken appears.

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"maybe if a talk _like this_ I'll be better understood" #monsterdon

"Boy! Girl! Yay-ti! Find! Pearls!" #monsterdon

I'm kind of regretting getting a new TV now. This thing has really good color expression and it's starting to burn the eyes a little bit. #Monsterdon

@Taweret But that's what horror movies are about #monsterdon

this is the island of who what and where now?

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Addidas for topsiders? How gauché...

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oh great now they're both wearing plain shirts

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"Do something sailor-y, like er....hold the binoculars"

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@Taweret the 70s sure had some colors in themthough, you gotta admit

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She's into pearl diving. Heh heh heh heh heh

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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they were both dressed somewhat normally, so they had to get that bright orange luggage in the scene for just the right color balance. #monsterdon

legitimately enjoying the boats of the movie so far

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"Scientis!t" is my new insult.

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"This is not the manuel you are looking for"

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#Monsterdon men dismmissing the lady scientist trope \o/

The Royal Luggage. #monsterdon

Nice a day out on the sea…looks fun, doesn’t it? #Monsterdon

Tuscarora? Isn't that like in Canada? #monsterdon

I wonder if this movie ever builds into anything or is it just 2 hours of vibes? #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

@Taweret such a teasing movie, showing us the fish people and then we get this
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Was she dubbed in post to be higher pitch?

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It's like half the cast is just Larry from Three's Company it's amazing #Monsterdon

Trying to locate a "lost" tribe? Maybe they just don't wanna be bothered? #monsterdon

Damned colonizers.

@Louisa get your bingo card squares ready

WHIPPED OTHER
CREAM DELIGHTS

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"Joy-boy"? I do not at all believe that about him. #Monsterdon

I'll say this about the movie, it loves a man's chest. #monsterdon

Can we discuss these pearls and the expedition a LITTLE LOUDER in public?

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Now this is feeling like Matango. Which one is gonna sing the la la song. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

I bet the fish people are doing something cool rn

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swimming first thing, i guess mr. titty titty didn't get any bang bang last night

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A crocheted sweater??

OMG that is SOOOO 70s!

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#Monsterdon dude, she doesn't want your pearl necklace. Get over it.

“I’m afraid I’ve given you the wrong impression” by inviting you to “my place” late at night in a casino

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#monsterdon That woman's atire will make people run in 35-celsius degrees Manila

Is tjis the one where the boats sink because demons? ohhb sht! oh I mean it's a great mlvie! #Monsterdon

@GramrgednAngel We can be outrage multitaskers. It's essential in the world of today #monsterdon

"If I have to do something about you, I will"

Danger lady, run!

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All these guys DEFINITELY need to trespass on that kill on sight island.

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"Mr. Logan. RUN

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@CactuarJoe so much hair

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OMG THEY REALLY ARE JUST SEA MONKEYS #monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

My God... another yellow garment. #monsterdon

the lost tribe... of earth [battlestar galactica noises]

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@Taweret the film was stored in a damp closet in a bingo hall #Monsterdon

What??? someone lied in this movie??

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#monsterdon Does the movie NEED either of these people?

@GramrgednAngel We're going into this knowing that it's a (bad) movie made in the 1970's. We expect the mistreatment of women at this point.

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@Taweret
The whole decade looked like that.

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#Monsterdon "Shocked! Yes I am *shocked* to discover gambling is going on in this establishment." "Your winnings, sir."

Fortunately the local police always execute raids without live ammunition #monsterdon

Pretentious, moi?

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look, all conversations must take place somewhere else. we've gotta keep the scene changes moving. #monsterdon

What would we do there? #handShootsUp #Monsterdon

YeeHaw Fuck the Law! #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis