CRABS

WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE CRABS

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No, leave him.

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why are we saving EAST EDDIE, exactly? #monsterdon

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Awww, it's crabs of course he's got crabs!

You don't have to be so crabby about that pit trap.

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is sid haig going to live until the end of the movie because he's their big name or will they kill him first because they could only get him for two days #monsterdon

"We're looking for Manuel, a fisherman"

"Haha, many people here called Manuel"

Actual laugh, what an unexpectedly normal thing to say in this silly movie

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there we go! get him! #monsterdon

she oughta just push em all in #monsterdon

AND HE'S DEAD, hooray! #Monsterdon

We've got a lot of unnamed mooks

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so hey why was she in the casino in the first place if she didn't know about the pearls yet?

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#Monsterdon fishy fishy fhishy

🎵 Up on the shore they got weird hair
Under da sea with huge eyes we stare
We got da vision with sharp precision under da sea 🎵
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Oh my gosh, this soundtrack is everywhere! I bet the people responsable for it didn't talk to each other.
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We get it. You spent money for that underwater camera and want your money's worth #monsterdon

Oh, I really hope these guys discover the island's special welcoming gift.

Everyone who visits gets a free spear!

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And this is the part where the new Sound Director was fired.

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Where is that woman getting all her clothes?

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Baseline of mystery....

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#monsterdon You picked the right place, but chose the wrong soundtrack

Did she pack enough clothes for a three-hour tour, or what?

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DJ Shadow is that you #monsterdon

#monsterdon and music just goes *THUNK*

Super bad 70s porn soundtrack #monsterdon

Oh no we sent him down with the aregon tank. Talk right you Sonofa! he IS GONE not he ARE GONE I hope he gets it first #Monsterdon

i have a feeling that music wasn't originally there? sounded way too modern #monsterdon

Aaaaand we're done, okay, apparently that was everything the composer had and he's done now. #Monsterdon

And the soundtrack stops abruptly!

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Music director had a Moog and was determined to make the most of it.

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Ok, really like the piano in this soundtrack here #Monsterdon

Underwater trap music….huh.

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Love those purple fish in the underwater shots! #Monsterdon

New Sound Director on the SCENE!

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um, is my copy being weird, or did someone time travel from like Experimental Hip Hop land for this section of the OST??? #monsterdon

Oh teh heck? The soundtrack PAINFULLY shifted. Youtube did you have to replace some music here? Why is it suddenly a heavy drum machine? Did I accidentally open a second window?
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I take it the bulging eyes on the dudes are supposed to make them look like fish? Interesting idea.

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ONLY THIS is in stereo

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[disjointed synth music throughout]

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#monsterdon the hell this music come from

@bstacey The frozen camera? Completely mystifying to me. #Monsterdon

Whoever brought the Casio keyboard needs to go back home.

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Eww, that was gross. I already hated all the men in this movie #Monsterdon

...Did this guy just invent Noisecore fifty years early? #Monsterdon

goddamn the hard switch on the soundtrack, wtf

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Andy Warhol enjoys some sun

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@goinfawr I didn't even like those two roosters #monsterdon

Someone dropped the drum machine. #Monsterdon #beyondatlantis1973

Man why ya gotta mess up nice underwater shots w people?!

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uhh underwater contemporary dance
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And the googly-eyed natives do their quaint underwater dancing routines, as they do.

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More jumpcuts than a 2012 YouTube video #Monsterdon

Shazam says the swimming music is "Forward" by danxkim.

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even I know you're not supposed to enter the water that way with scuba gear. #monsterdon

FISH PEOPLE!

FISH PEOPLE!

ROLLY POLLY FISH PEOPLE!

:ameowbongo:

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Augh, jesus, don't jumpcut in the middle like that, christ D: #Monsterdon

If this movie is going to get through all the Filipino stereotypes I guess they figure they'd better get going on the fabulous local cuisine #monsterdon

@goinfawr yup already rooting for the monsters! #Monsterdon

okay these are some nice ocean shots though?

well, they were until we got the swim ballet going.

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[underwater piano]

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Fish people think they're doing a Bond opening. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

#Monsterdon Does she change between every scene?

“Something’s fishy”

Sir, you live by the ocean #Monsterdon

The Temu Deep Ones Synchronized Swimming Team!!! #Monsterdon

i am become underwater footage, destroyer of pacing #monsterdon

Oboe = Coral

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Finally! Fish people doing fishy things…. #Monsterdon

Oh look, when the world still had coral reefs!

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@Taweret Cigarettes with tar and paint with lead, mostly. #Monsterdon

fibsh!
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#monsterdon Why is the guy giving them hand signals instead of talking. Neither of them are wearing ear plugs.

Director: Woah woah woah. Can we slow it down a bit. How about some reef footage. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

i bet all this underwater fish footage would be really gorgeous if it was in focus

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EAST EDDIE wants to fuck the dive-man. #monsterdon

@funkula He DOES have big Andrew Tate energy.

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#Monsterdon i want my fish-men back

picks up fish
"Something's fishy."

YOU DON'T SAY

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A mermaid sitting on a centaur?

Movie, that's just Fedi.

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"A mermaid, sitting on a Greek centaur ... wonder what they're doing here."

Looking for a plot and some action?

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Is it a diving suit thing? Easier to get in & out? Competitive swimming thing?

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This village being abandoned 20 minutes ago would be ominous in a much better movie.

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#Monsterdon well i guess the violence worked! he's talkin'

They packed so many shirts on that boat. #monsterdon

@srol c'mon, disney's version is WAY funnier

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They finally get to the Treasure and find out Mr Beast beat them to it....

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"Something's FISHY"

FUCK YOU

Got riffback on that one >_> #Monsterdon

How did he get that nickname? He doesn't look anything like a barracuda #monsterdon

Ah, the age old story of "Your place has something I want so I'll beat you until you give it up" #SoundsAboutWhite #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon *random violence*

No jokes, this is pretty much exactly what Disney's Polynesian Resort looks like #monsterdon

"If we get the gear out fast-!"

The film could finish early! Get to it! #Monsterdon

I dont know what is worse, when they don't have a soundtrack or when they have that awful generic music
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Eddie may be a pimp and a brutal thug, but if he were around today, he'd be something much worse (fascist masculinity influencer) #monsterdon

I would like to remind those of us from the future that waxing chests was not a usual choice in the 70s

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"We've got about an hour of light left and we can't afford to shoot in the dark!"

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here on Isla Sorna #monsterdon

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"You talk to me, in englishhhh"

Said basically almost every north American Visiting here

Well, at least it's pretty explicit that this isn't an uncontacted tribe so much a subsistence pearl divers

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There is so much TRAFFIC NOISE in this museum(?) that I can't even hear the sleazy come-ons from our oily hero

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seasick on a sloop w/ assholes, there is "hell on earth".
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