"You are mistaken.... about a great many things...." #monsterdon

they emerge #monsterdon

Oh the out of place music track is back and loud. But not as jarring this time.
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So how come the soundtrack is in stereo and the rest of the film isn't? #Monsterdon

"Mothercrabber" I am fucking DONE

(I'm not though I can't look away)

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Ruh roh! Angry fish people. #Monsterdon

"you are mistaken. also also stupid. have i mentioned stupid?"

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He didn't die? I'm angry at the movie now.

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I wish Eddie had been completely crabbed.

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Oh ... he's alive ... I'm so ... happy #monsterdon

Show us your gills, pretty lady!

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@apLundell Grave diggers used to do this all the time, 2 guys, 6 hrs, 1 night shift, by hand, straight sides, big enough for a full grown man... Just sayin'.

(The one I married hated that he still had to do them by hand in the really rocky cemeteries. :)

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Ah shit he's alive #monsterdon

oh. he's not dead. that's really too bad. #monsterdon

Very graceful swimming but I don't see how it helps you find great big pearls #monsterdon

#monsterdon these guy's are getting fished.

Sid Haig is pretty good in this, but these days I see more than enough of one pimp/thug as it is….

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From the very first scene of the film it's annoyed the hell out of me how asymmetrical her necklace is. #monsterdon

dammit, he survived the crabs

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Well, we have to give them a break. Those people could really hold their breath
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very much enjoying the Sunday night energy of the #Monsterdon tooting as I look at it from a Monday morning - feels like time travel 😅

Tuscarora Pearls? Never heard of her.

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Underwater Ballet 2: Electric Boogaloo

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#Monsterdon *near-death experience for the pimp* smash-cut to *mer-people frolic to happy piano music*

@strangefour disturbingly, I am somewhat reminded of the yeti

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that's right, divers gonna exploit. #monsterdon

MOTHERCRABBER

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Ahhhaaah got an ocean pearl,
And ahhahahhahaa see an open world.

ooooocean pearl... - 54-40

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Unsurprisingly choreographed swimming is popular in Atlantis. #monsterdon

"...the broad" huh?

hahahaha...(kill him.)

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WAIT DID THE CRABS KILL HIM!?!?

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broad.... BROAD?!?

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"You must be the broad he told us about" Smoooooth talker. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

That was the reaction to falling in a nasty pit I had been expecting to see in The Gate #monsterdon

blue lagoon this isn't

ma'am i knew bo derek, i worked with bo derek - and you are no bo derek

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Plex sure isn't skimping on the ads 😔

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For a fish person, this lady is not a strooong swimmer.
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Did my movie skip back, or is this underwater ballet take 2?

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#Monsterdon *shoots the crabs*

@Newpa_Hasai @strangefour c'mon we're barely half an hour into this movie, we can't be talking about the next one already

well okay we can but it's wishful thinking

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I'm counting these underwater swimming sequences as dancing if they're going to play music like that #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Do the fish people breathe through their eyeballs?

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Those crabs must have incredibly sharp teeth

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These people are able to hold their breath for an impressive length of time.

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@Zerofactorial Tracks
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Oh great, more underwater contemporary dance.
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Whoops, got a little bike rack there :3 #Monsterdon

We need to do a monster Crab movie sometime.
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I assume these 2 guys are in love? #monsterdon

idk a movie where a bunch of crabs fuck up a gang of thugs might go pretty hard
🦀

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DEATH! By Mr. KRABS!

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So… what’s the plot 35 minutes in? They want to get pearls from that island? #monsterdon

@brooke Oddly enough, I had that same reaction to Cats (2019)

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I looked up the composer of the score and when I found it was a guy named Ed Norton all I could think of was The Honeymooners #monsterdon #imdb

Can we just have an underwater documentary/interpretive dance for the rest of the runtime and not go back to the surface #monsterdon

Oh, this underwater scene has fish people rather than our treasure hunters!

(it took me way to long to tell)

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#monsterdon So, they just do this all day?

enough of that exciting booby trap stuff, let's show off some more of our vacation surfing home movies! #monsterdon

Here's a butt! For you! In the middle of your screen! #Monsterdon

why do the mer people have fur suits?

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It’s the tropics. Why all the sweaters and jackets? #Monsterdon

hmmm, cockfighting, creepy hairy massages, stampedes, death traps vs. placid nature, bug-eyed mermen ballet. I’ll take the ocean, thanks #Monsterdon

as we watch the fish people frolic

for some reason

they clearly are in excess of temper of frolic

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first we had killer slugs, now killer crabs.
#monsterdon is always giving the gift of the unexpected.

This would be better sped up 4x with Yakkity Sax in the background. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

#monsterdon #notthecrabs

More underwater googly-eyed filler, this time with piano.

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Please tell me this guy is dying now, I’d like to not see him for the rest of the movie #Monsterdon

Yes, shoot into the pit trap with a pistol. That'll show those crabs!

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Real gunfights, like in feudal Japan. 🦀

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The underwater interpretive dance doesn't make any sense at all yet it is still the best part of this #Monsterdon by far

#Monsterdon what is up with this score

it's like they suddenly saw a clockwork orange and wanted to through some weird synthy sounds in

You've got crabs, ass-face! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon What a way to ruin all that crab

@moira
Music was by Jamez. I don't know why i remembered that. Probably because the credits were more exciting.

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What's ADR?

ADR in film is the process of re-recording audio in a more controlled and quieter setting, usually in a studio. It involves the re-recording of dialogue by the original actor after filming as a way to improve audio quality or incorporate dialogue changes.

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🎶 Under the sea🎶 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon So the implication is they dug that trap in a couple hours? Impressive.

Was that pit full of... crabs? That pinched him bloody? 😂

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NOW DANCE.

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Look, say what you will about the costume director, those red pants are fabulous #Monsterdon

@blogdiva AND cigarettes

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shooting the crabs with his pistol. the perfect American specimen. #bleurg #monsterdon

"I smell... a mystery!"

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#monsterdon You brought a gun to a crab fight.

@bunnyhero You mean the humongous orchestra accompanying the scene of a boat on the water? #monsterdon

DIE DIE DIE #monsterdon

all that hay was kind of obvious but ok

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It's amazing how little the myth of Atlantis is in the mass media today. When I was growing up in the 80s you couldn't swing a dead cat without a show/comic/movie about it.

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The Adhesive Crab trap!

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#Monsterdon That redhead changes outfits a lot. One to board, one to ride the boat, the boarding outfit to debark and talk to the guy on the beach, the boat-ride outfit to run past the guard . . .

@socketwench Best part of the movie & kind of cool for 1973 if it is the original...

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Crabs ripped my flesh!

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Those mother crabbers!

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DAMMIT.

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#Monsterdon pimp's got crabs.

Damn was hoping for a spear pit.

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CRAB RAVE CRAB RAVE #monsterdon