fish gang FISH GANG #monsterdon

@amyfou Are they talking about 47? #monsterdon

Oh no he fell into the crab rave!!!!

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All the islanders are related to Peter Lorre.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Lots of continuity issues. lol

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Uh.... how do you SMELL underwater?!?

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Dang it

Crabs, I expected better of you

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that is some truly rancid day-for-night there :chefkiss:

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#monsterdon "Syrene"? Oh, like "Siren".

That's a pretty name.

"Nobody's gonna keep us from looking." Welp, guess he has to die. #monsterdon

Now how're you gonna smell trouble when you're swimming in this much stink?

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

@Taweret not sure if it was a filter or just the nicotine stained fingers of the chain smoking editors tinting the film after filming #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The aryan lady seems suspicious

“How can you stay in the water so long without gear?”

“I played flute in high school”

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One second establishing shot of sitting outside a hut and back underwater we go #monsterdon

Sirene, Sirene, Sirene, Sireeeene
I'm begging of you, please don't take my crab

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@paco Eh, just dig the bullets out.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Styrene?

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Sid, that's a 1911. You only have 9 shots. You can't kill them all. You can't even kill enough.

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Who is the monster, the kids with thyroid conditions or the sleazebags? #Monsterdon

Homo Googliensis

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What is with the abrupt changes in the soundtrack? Ooops - it overlays the voice track completely. Glad I had subs on.

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"It's crab stew tonight, baby." You mean the ones you shot with your 9mm? #monsterdon

New Sound Director is BACK!

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...And why is it playing over the dialogue? #Monsterdon

You must be the broad he told us about🖕🏼#Monsterdon

@Taweret „We can stretch the budget by filming on Fruit by the Foot!“ #monsterdon

These white people are just the descendants of some colonials who went all "Hearts of Darkness", it's just what that Englishman wanted to do to those islands in near India....

"MY people....."

Like you own them?

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Just kill them
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Storage pit trap, eh.

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Guess the eyes have it. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Walking through this rocky beach looks so treacherous. I wonder how many takes were ruined by actors wiping out #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne Eh, The Honeymooners had acting talent imo #monsterdon

Isle of Atari? #Monsterdon

technical Bechdel pass!

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I hope the fish people make the pearls themselves.

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"You are mistaken.... about a great many things...." #monsterdon

they emerge #monsterdon

Oh the out of place music track is back and loud. But not as jarring this time.
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So how come the soundtrack is in stereo and the rest of the film isn't? #Monsterdon

"Mothercrabber" I am fucking DONE

(I'm not though I can't look away)

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Ruh roh! Angry fish people. #Monsterdon

"you are mistaken. also also stupid. have i mentioned stupid?"

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He didn't die? I'm angry at the movie now.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis1973

I wish Eddie had been completely crabbed.

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Oh ... he's alive ... I'm so ... happy #monsterdon

Show us your gills, pretty lady!

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Ah shit he's alive #monsterdon

@apLundell Grave diggers used to do this all the time, 2 guys, 6 hrs, 1 night shift, by hand, straight sides, big enough for a full grown man... Just sayin'.

(The one I married hated that he still had to do them by hand in the really rocky cemeteries. :)

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oh. he's not dead. that's really too bad. #monsterdon

Very graceful swimming but I don't see how it helps you find great big pearls #monsterdon

#monsterdon these guy's are getting fished.

Sid Haig is pretty good in this, but these days I see more than enough of one pimp/thug as it is….

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From the very first scene of the film it's annoyed the hell out of me how asymmetrical her necklace is. #monsterdon

dammit, he survived the crabs

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Well, we have to give them a break. Those people could really hold their breath
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very much enjoying the Sunday night energy of the #Monsterdon tooting as I look at it from a Monday morning - feels like time travel 😅

Tuscarora Pearls? Never heard of her.

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Underwater Ballet 2: Electric Boogaloo

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#Monsterdon *near-death experience for the pimp* smash-cut to *mer-people frolic to happy piano music*

@strangefour disturbingly, I am somewhat reminded of the yeti

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MOTHERCRABBER

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that's right, divers gonna exploit. #monsterdon

Ahhhaaah got an ocean pearl,
And ahhahahhahaa see an open world.

ooooocean pearl... - 54-40

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Unsurprisingly choreographed swimming is popular in Atlantis. #monsterdon

"...the broad" huh?

hahahaha...(kill him.)

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WAIT DID THE CRABS KILL HIM!?!?

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broad.... BROAD?!?

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"You must be the broad he told us about" Smoooooth talker. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

That was the reaction to falling in a nasty pit I had been expecting to see in The Gate #monsterdon

blue lagoon this isn't

ma'am i knew bo derek, i worked with bo derek - and you are no bo derek

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Plex sure isn't skimping on the ads 😔

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For a fish person, this lady is not a strooong swimmer.
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#Monsterdon *shoots the crabs*

Did my movie skip back, or is this underwater ballet take 2?

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I'm counting these underwater swimming sequences as dancing if they're going to play music like that #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Do the fish people breathe through their eyeballs?

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Those crabs must have incredibly sharp teeth

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These people are able to hold their breath for an impressive length of time.

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@Zerofactorial Tracks
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Oh great, more underwater contemporary dance.
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Whoops, got a little bike rack there :3 #Monsterdon

We need to do a monster Crab movie sometime.
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I assume these 2 guys are in love? #monsterdon

idk a movie where a bunch of crabs fuck up a gang of thugs might go pretty hard
🦀

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DEATH! By Mr. KRABS!

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So… what’s the plot 35 minutes in? They want to get pearls from that island? #monsterdon

@brooke Oddly enough, I had that same reaction to Cats (2019)

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I looked up the composer of the score and when I found it was a guy named Ed Norton all I could think of was The Honeymooners #monsterdon #imdb

Can we just have an underwater documentary/interpretive dance for the rest of the runtime and not go back to the surface #monsterdon

#monsterdon So, they just do this all day?

enough of that exciting booby trap stuff, let's show off some more of our vacation surfing home movies! #monsterdon

Here's a butt! For you! In the middle of your screen! #Monsterdon

why do the mer people have fur suits?

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It’s the tropics. Why all the sweaters and jackets? #Monsterdon

hmmm, cockfighting, creepy hairy massages, stampedes, death traps vs. placid nature, bug-eyed mermen ballet. I’ll take the ocean, thanks #Monsterdon

as we watch the fish people frolic

for some reason

they clearly are in excess of temper of frolic

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

first we had killer slugs, now killer crabs.
#monsterdon is always giving the gift of the unexpected.