if only this movie had sunk into the sea. #monsterdon

Uh... Who's this? #monsterdon

"It's carved in the style if the Minoans" *choke* Holy crap it is in no way that. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Oh this are the most lame future talk ever
#monsterdon

at least they got coffee at this Isla Nublar. #monsterdon

"I'm gonna buy me a dream. Mr. Luxury." what the fuck are you talking about #monsterdon

Clearly none of these dudes have student loans. #monsterdon

MORE COFFEE

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

@moira A MICROPHONE!?

...Okay, I can see that. #Monsterdon

Fun Trivia: Wolverine's DAD was from Atlantis

#monsterdon

@kshernandez The YouTube version seems to have some kind of weird synth stuff added to avoid a copyright strike.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Uh oh... she's gonna try and steal it and then they will all get kilt! #monsterdon

He really needs a mustache.

#Monsterdon

"I traded it for a microphone."

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

"Stay therrrrrrre, stay therrrrrrre."

#monsterdon

Damn, for a people that live in an island they are all bery whitey.
#monsterdon

you want some good cocks

well that's reasonable

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Pacific piranha! #monsterdon

Oh I got bingo with the crab trap! Nice. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

i'm kinda surprised there hasn't been any gratuitous nudity yet #monsterdon

"There are places you should not be."

For example, on camera. #Monsterdon

Next, on Legends of The Hidden Temple

#monsterdon

Do pearl divers really split open every clam they see down there? Seems to me it'd be more efficient to bring them to the surface and shuck them all then and there #monsterdon

They should put up some gates or something if they didn't want people wandering around

#monsterdon #beyondatlantis

I hope that mask talks, ......with a comedy cockney accent

#Monsterdon

Mooo-vin-in MOOOO-vi-in

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis #MoveAway

That stone head's got resting George Takei "Oh My" face #monsterdon

I don't know if this was intentional. But the boat horn after this guy says "She's a scientist!"
#monsterdon

so this guy with the spear behind her, was he supposed to be on guard duty, or... #monsterdon

you...what? ah yes, right, safety margins are USELESS you know. #monsterdon

maybe I should do that to get out of awkward situations 🥴

just chuck a small animal into a pool of piranha

#monsterdon

Experimental synth-scored underwater knife fight, as you do

#Monsterdon

@moira I wonder if they considered using music that wasn't terrible.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

oh hey mural amplitheatre

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

I hate that the "Dr. Hottie" thing is working on me, it's so low-brow

but it kinda is

#Monsterdon

The Doctor meets a strange, googly-eyed native who is cuddling a black goat.

Who then throws the goat to the piranhas.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

well I guess that's one way to end a conversation

#monsterdon

Not the Goat!!! #Monsterdon

@apLundell The people demand the fisheye cut! #Monsterdon

I'm not watching the movie but I just saw the trailer on IMDB and I have to say

...wut

#Monsterdon

Oh. Oh no

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis1973

Cinematographer really wanted to work with National Geographic, but didn't have the chops... this ouvre was meant to be revenge

#Monsterdon

I love that they MUST continue the trope of the beautiful but primitive woman in a fur bikini with fang toggles, like she's from the Flintstones, even though that doesn't make any sense to wear underwater

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I prefer Patrick Wayne as Sinbad, honestly.

At least then we get Harryhausen SFX.

The budget on this movie was all spend in these underwater shots
#monsterdon

do not talk to me or my goat. #monsterdon

Baby goat! Omigosh!

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis1973

GOAT

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Now I don't know a lot about pearls, but I would be suspicious if I found them inside completely empty shells that have obviously not had a living oyster in them in a while #monsterdon

Did Leigh Christian know they were going to have long underwater shots of her tush? Because she ought to get bigger cut of the film if so #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "there was nothing suspicious about this death. carry on with raping the land of the resources traditionally husbanded by its native people"

it’s nice to hear the keyboard playing octopus from Tentacles working #Monsterdon

I love how they try to express their underwater frustration
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Digging the underwater piano 🎹

Do you know how incredibly annoying it is to swim with loose hair everywhere??? Extremely!! It constantly floats in your eyes and over your mouth. #Monsterdon

At this point, I long for the stilted soundtrack from Death Bed The Bed That Eats.

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

You got some 80s music in my 70s movie! #Monsterdon

This is like the music you'd get in the background of a dance club scene from a syndicated show in the late 90s.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

#Monsterdon I'm having Thunderball flashbacks.

Is it the film or am I getting aural flashbacks of Burning Man?!?

#monsterdon

*sproing* *boing* 🎶 #monsterdon

How come theyaren't following her,they aren't that bright? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon mer-people d-day

how many aspiring actresses/chickens drowned/died making this movie #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon so the sound editor probably should have been fired.

What happened to the doc girl
#monsterdon

What is even happening with the soundtrack???????

#Monsterdon

The edited bits of this soundtrack is *unbelievably hilarious* :D #Monsterdon

This is what Atlantians did before Sebastian taught them about Calypso. #Monsterdon

Whoever picked the replacement music for this movie needed to, I dunno, not do any of this.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Wow, RIP, I guess. #monsterdon

Well, thank goodness that's over

#Monsterdon

that's...

that's not what a live oyster's gonna look like.

#monsterdon

The solo piano of coral exploration #monsterdon

Appreciating underwater action scenes is like learning how to appreciate long drum solos. I've never been taught how #monsterdon

This song sounds like something Lemon Jelly would sample #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

dude these people have terrible swimming technique though like what the fuck you clearly didn’t even get your Polliwog at the YMCA #monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

#monsterdon We are diving deep in the movie director's sexual fantasies here folks

Those are the strangest oysters I have ever seen.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Wait, there's fish eye people, ine of them is dead and "it's all an accident"?
Oh, these people are dumber than I though!
#monsterdon

@brooke She got them from her dad, poor girl #monsterdon

I like diving now! #Monsterdon

she's moving like 1 inch per hour. #monsterdon

@lorgonumputz I don't have the heart to tell you how much time is left

#Monsterdon

in the sea there is no law but fish law #monsterdon

SWIM UNITED FISH LINES #monsterdon

I'm not sure I understand the purpose of a fur bikini for swimming. #Monsterdon

So at the opening we saw they are perfectly willing to strait up spear trespassers, so why this pretend to welcome then sneakily murder business?

#Monsterdon

I have another copy of this movie than the one most of us are watching (which I didn't use because 1.8GB vs. like 400MB) and I'll check it for different music later.

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

*sigh* I suspect some coral was harmed in the production of this film. #monsterdon

It would be interesting to check the MST3K version to see if there was a difference in the background music. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

How are they still finding new shirts in their luggage. #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial oh wow there must be a Mothman docu out there somewhere #Monsterdon

what is happening #monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Partner singing along to music: "swimmin...swimminn..swiminnn"

#Monsterdon

Well, didn't take them long to plant the stiff!

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Oh that is *entirely* too much fishman buffalo shot :/ #Monsterdon