do not talk to me or my goat. #monsterdon

Baby goat! Omigosh!

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis1973

I'm very glad @dantheclamman is not here to see these cinematic bivalve crimes #monsterdon

GOAT

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Now I don't know a lot about pearls, but I would be suspicious if I found them inside completely empty shells that have obviously not had a living oyster in them in a while #monsterdon

Did Leigh Christian know they were going to have long underwater shots of her tush? Because she ought to get bigger cut of the film if so #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "there was nothing suspicious about this death. carry on with raping the land of the resources traditionally husbanded by its native people"

it’s nice to hear the keyboard playing octopus from Tentacles working #Monsterdon

I love how they try to express their underwater frustration
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Digging the underwater piano 🎹

Do you know how incredibly annoying it is to swim with loose hair everywhere??? Extremely!! It constantly floats in your eyes and over your mouth. #Monsterdon

At this point, I long for the stilted soundtrack from Death Bed The Bed That Eats.

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

You got some 80s music in my 70s movie! #Monsterdon

This is like the music you'd get in the background of a dance club scene from a syndicated show in the late 90s.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

#Monsterdon I'm having Thunderball flashbacks.

Is it the film or am I getting aural flashbacks of Burning Man?!?

#monsterdon

you're just hitting random notes on the keyboard. stop it

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The underwater scenes were very hard on the pianist.

*sproing* *boing* 🎶 #monsterdon

How come theyaren't following her,they aren't that bright? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon mer-people d-day

how many aspiring actresses/chickens drowned/died making this movie #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon so the sound editor probably should have been fired.

What happened to the doc girl
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What is even happening with the soundtrack???????

#Monsterdon

The edited bits of this soundtrack is *unbelievably hilarious* :D #Monsterdon

This is what Atlantians did before Sebastian taught them about Calypso. #Monsterdon

Whoever picked the replacement music for this movie needed to, I dunno, not do any of this.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

"How can we know we can trust her"

Just think with your dick, you know you want to.

#Monsterdon

Wow, RIP, I guess. #monsterdon

Well, thank goodness that's over

#Monsterdon

that's...

that's not what a live oyster's gonna look like.

#monsterdon

The solo piano of coral exploration #monsterdon

Appreciating underwater action scenes is like learning how to appreciate long drum solos. I've never been taught how #monsterdon

This song sounds like something Lemon Jelly would sample #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

dude these people have terrible swimming technique though like what the fuck you clearly didn’t even get your Polliwog at the YMCA #monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

#monsterdon We are diving deep in the movie director's sexual fantasies here folks

Those are the strangest oysters I have ever seen.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Wait, there's fish eye people, ine of them is dead and "it's all an accident"?
Oh, these people are dumber than I though!
#monsterdon

@brooke She got them from her dad, poor girl #monsterdon

I like diving now! #Monsterdon

What percentage of the number of frames in this film contain butts, I wonder. #monsterdon

she's moving like 1 inch per hour. #monsterdon

in the sea there is no law but fish law #monsterdon

@lorgonumputz I don't have the heart to tell you how much time is left

#Monsterdon

SWIM UNITED FISH LINES #monsterdon

I'm not sure I understand the purpose of a fur bikini for swimming. #Monsterdon

So at the opening we saw they are perfectly willing to strait up spear trespassers, so why this pretend to welcome then sneakily murder business?

#Monsterdon

I have another copy of this movie than the one most of us are watching (which I didn't use because 1.8GB vs. like 400MB) and I'll check it for different music later.

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

#monsterdon And we're swimming.. and we're swimming...

*sigh* I suspect some coral was harmed in the production of this film. #monsterdon

It would be interesting to check the MST3K version to see if there was a difference in the background music. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

How are they still finding new shirts in their luggage. #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial oh wow there must be a Mothman docu out there somewhere #Monsterdon

what is happening #monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Partner singing along to music: "swimmin...swimminn..swiminnn"

#Monsterdon

Well, didn't take them long to plant the stiff!

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Oh that is *entirely* too much fishman buffalo shot :/ #Monsterdon

fish gang FISH GANG #monsterdon

@amyfou Are they talking about 47? #monsterdon

Oh no he fell into the crab rave!!!!

#Monsterdon

All the islanders are related to Peter Lorre.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Lots of continuity issues. lol

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The one thing about underwater scenes in movies is how difficult it is to keep a coherent plot going with no dialog and everything happening in slow motion. That's why it's so important to not even try, and just cram as many butts into the shot as possible to placate the audience. #BeyondAtlantis

Uh.... how do you SMELL underwater?!?

#monsterdon

Dang it

Crabs, I expected better of you

#Monsterdon https://wandering.shop/@Violinknitter/114531924133338021

that is some truly rancid day-for-night there :chefkiss:

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#monsterdon "Syrene"? Oh, like "Siren".

That's a pretty name.

Now how're you gonna smell trouble when you're swimming in this much stink?

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"Nobody's gonna keep us from looking." Welp, guess he has to die. #monsterdon

@Taweret not sure if it was a filter or just the nicotine stained fingers of the chain smoking editors tinting the film after filming #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The aryan lady seems suspicious

"...if something's gonna happen"
"oh, don't worry, it won't. Have you read this script?"

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

“How can you stay in the water so long without gear?”

“I played flute in high school”

#Monsterdon

One second establishing shot of sitting outside a hut and back underwater we go #monsterdon

Sirene, Sirene, Sirene, Sireeeene
I'm begging of you, please don't take my crab

#monsterdon

@paco Eh, just dig the bullets out.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Styrene?

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ok yeah something definitely happened to the original soundtrack lol. either music rights, or film damage?

#monsterdon

Sid, that's a 1911. You only have 9 shots. You can't kill them all. You can't even kill enough.

#monsterdon #beyondatlantis

Who is the monster, the kids with thyroid conditions or the sleazebags? #Monsterdon

Homo Googliensis

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What is with the abrupt changes in the soundtrack? Ooops - it overlays the voice track completely. Glad I had subs on.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

"It's crab stew tonight, baby." You mean the ones you shot with your 9mm? #monsterdon

New Sound Director is BACK!

#monsterdon

...And why is it playing over the dialogue? #Monsterdon

You must be the broad he told us about🖕🏼#Monsterdon

OK let's get some north Sentinel island action going #monsterdon

@Taweret „We can stretch the budget by filming on Fruit by the Foot!“ #monsterdon

These white people are just the descendants of some colonials who went all "Hearts of Darkness", it's just what that Englishman wanted to do to those islands in near India....

"MY people....."

Like you own them?

#Monsterdon

Just kill them
#monsterdon

Storage pit trap, eh.

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Guess the eyes have it. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Walking through this rocky beach looks so treacherous. I wonder how many takes were ruined by actors wiping out #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne Eh, The Honeymooners had acting talent imo #monsterdon

Isle of Atari? #Monsterdon

technical Bechdel pass!

#Monsterdon

I hope the fish people make the pearls themselves.

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis