SEAFLOOR MERMAID IS WATCHING YOU #monsterdon

Wow - the doc has issues. Not as bad as the captain, but sheesh.

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I think the camera man wasn't clear on which clams to focus on

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pullin' chocks folks, cannot go further in this, god bless y'all, I don't have the same fortitude smh.
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Music from a 1980s elevator.

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Hoping for some more murmaider to interrupt this #monsterdon

#monsterdon You can stop a woman from prattling on about science by forcing your tongue down her throat. We all know that this ends in skin-diving in the open ocean. I mean, it's only logical.

no one wants to see 70s people sex. stop it

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okay I guess that's technically a lingering ass shot for one of the men. #monsterdon

i literally can't tell curly joe apart from curly joe besser in this movie

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

How much damage can a pitfull of crabs really do? Maybe those were pirannah crabs?

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wait what happened why are they kissing now I was wasn't paying attention to their blabbering

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@moira yeah but the spearing strangers in the back thing would probably put a big damper on the tourism #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

@yatsu Primary relationship fizzled, they gotta break out the spares. #Monsterdon

You didn't tell me this was a kissing story!

#monsterdon #beyondatlantis

boing boing boing
wiggle wiggle
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Fifty-thousand...pesos, I assume #monsterdon

#monsterdon I have trouble telling the sleazy curly haired dude apart from the curly haired dude that owns the boat.

this lady's hair is way too perfect for spending a week on a tropical island

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ick no stop

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Like these are FISH PEOPLE from an advanced lost civilisation don't they have a way she could reproduce without...like...touching any of these greasy bastards? #Monsterdon

This one has the potential to make me look very look bad on the instances where my toots take some time to show up. #monsterdon

no please

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Bleugh

70's romance scene D: #Monsterdon

I swear this is the first male protagonist in this era of movies that isn't a mysoginist lecherous creep.

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@Lazarou That's how the ruling family avoids fish-eyed kids. #Monsterdon

@Vanalope@socel.net Barracuda Bob did nothing wrong! #monsterdon

Doctor lady and one of the interchangeable white male leads end up staying on the islands as the new colonial overlords.
Calling it

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We need a bigger boat. No, not for that.

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

we're gonna need a bigger boat [ding]

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"I'm afraid of this place."

The natives keep dry-clicking their revolvers at me. #Monsterdon

You know what? Would. #monsterdon

Look, Syrene, he’s trash, you aren’t missing anything

#Monsterdon

This movie is definitely an example of everyone is the asshole.

#Monsterdon

@th0tleader She wants to be a woman and not just a tool for survival and be valuable and worthy,

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This is the worst dialogues in the history of movies. Include those mexican movies with the wrestlers...
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sea people crowns on top of the huts? #monsterdon

y'know the guest suites on this island really are nice particularly for the low visitor count, i think they could do a lot better with tourism than pearls but, well, what do i know

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@SRLevine lol I'd believe it

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"I don't love you."

BUT WE'VE BEEN IN THREE SCENES TOGETHER D: D: D: #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 She ruled out Eastside Eddie bc he "had crabs" (geddit?) #monsterdon

Day for Night → Mustard for Day #monsterdon

@diazona 🤦 I didn't even notice that. Freudian slip I guess?

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Yeah the music's not the only thing off-key here. #Monsterdon

Also, uh, why does this make it sound like Syrene is going to die after mating?

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

"What's it like to live in your world?"
"We invented thinking rocks that could tell us what would happen if 100 men fought a gorilla. You're better off here." #monsterdon

actual LOLS at Blonde Lady staring at one of the two interchangeable white leads sleeping!

#Monsterdon

apparently one of the shitty dudes is john wayne's kid #monsterdon

now, run fucking plotline! go!

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OK so now she suddenly has to do one of these greasy con men? What did she do wrong? I can't imagine what she did that was so bad that she has to suffer such a horrible punishment #Monsterdon

Why do 70s guys always wear socks to bed? #Monsterdon

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🚨 Movie Content Alert

This film may contain mating between different humanoid species.

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and so it is decided

PEARLS FOR THE PEARL GOD

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Why aren't these men dead yet!?

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Which man will Jewel pick to mate with?

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So what kind of genetic mutations will result when curly hair gets his doppelganger here pregnant? #monsterdon

if i had my own boat, i would simply sail off this picture. #monsterdon

"you're using coconuts" #wrongmovie #Monsterdon

I’m so confused, how did we jump from the swimming scene to the coerced mating talk scene?

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*White people plotting exploitation

lol, we are such clichés!

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@yatsu
I piano music is soothing...🤤

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are they the same guy?

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They sure don't make PG movies like they used to. >_> #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Sure, the ancient Minoans migrated to Tuscarora, NC, real close to the Philippines. You got yourself a great thesis topic there #monsterdon

Ahhh so she's supposed to bang one of the d-bags that's why they haven't 86ed them yet, got it.

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You want me to WHAT? #monsterdon

Is this an early DCEU movie? „The City of Dagon is a Atlantean nation founded by Ocean Master made up of Atlantean mutants and outcasts from Atlantis“ https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/City_of_Dagon #monsterdon

do you think they could buy a proper film with this haul? #monsterdon

the fish people have a lot of fun fur. #monsterdon

That's, like, the opposite dude. You can love any species but you gotta be real careful with the mating. #Monsterdon

whoah, these Atlanteans must have a big pearl manufacturing thing. I wonder if is one gigantic oyster.
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oh eh, we're up to the breeding #monsterdon

ROCKCLIMBING has been replaced by PEARLDIVING
Both result in DEEP HURTING
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#Monsterdon I tried to warn you all about #BeyondAtlantis but did you listen? Noooooooo!

Always listen to the Owlbear.

It's either environment or genes...

Yep, that about sums it up

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#monsterdon Wow, that took a sudden turn.

Woah. That's a whole clutch of pearls 😮 #Monsterdon

also, wow, I had been assuming the pearl eyes were masks, but we're supposed to believe those are their actual faces?

sure, Jan

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"Well if inbreeding gave everyone on the island fish eyes, how come blond lady and her dad Poseidon don't have fish eyes?"
"I dunno. I'm not that kinda scientist. I'm just spit balling here."
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oh no, not the underwater scenes again, please! #monsterdon

#monsterdon There is a significant amount of asscheek on display. So much so you sort of want to tickle the television...

Every time the feed reminds me that the title of this movie is #BeyondAtlantis, I think of Uhura's song "Beyond Antares"

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Well, I'm 20 minutes late, but so far I'm enjoying this tale of 3 charismatic but untrustworthy rogues and a "scientist" who will no doubt turn on each other at the climax. 👍

The movie is from the 70s, so here's hoping there isn't too much casual racism. 😬

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis1973

@brooke #Severance vibe #monsterdon

@brooke yeah that was a weird teaser for Severance season 3 #monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Don’t mind if I do! #monsterdon

The movie couldn't be shown on TV because the wardrobe caused explosive Moiré patterns.

#monsterdon

Oh she changed outfits again. The white front / black back pants are gone. My interest in the movie has waned again.
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Now we tie the Minoans into this mess. "Atlantis had a similar climate."

Oh, and the bug eyes? Incest. I'm just guessing, of course.

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@srol Groan. #monsterdon

Yes, yes you are making a lot of guesses
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@moira
A guy offering a woman coffee!
#monsterdon

my dude what is this pose

who drinks coffee like that? 🥴

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So now Kathy's the main character... I wasn't prepared for that, but okay, better than Eddie I guess #monsterdon

"Are you suggesting these people migrated here?"

No, they're just here on vacation. #Monsterdon

"Can I sit with my crotch somehow in your face?"

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[watches housemate have a coughing fit about the mask being carved in the style of the minoans]

sometimes it's good not to have _that_ much art history

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so we've jumped from Crete to nonspecific Mexico?

surrrrre.

#monsterdon