Beyond Atlantis
Bluedepth

If Eddie goes swimming, then all the local oysters will contract his necrotizing crotch crickets and there will be a ghastly coral bleaching event and the kelp will all turn to goo.

Bluedepth

You can stop a woman from prattling on about science by forcing your tongue down her throat. We all know that this ends in skin-diving in the open ocean. I mean, it's only logical.

Mark Shane Hayden
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co

Like these are FISH PEOPLE from an advanced lost civilisation don't they have a way she could reproduce without...like...touching any of these greasy bastards? #Monsterdon

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srol@mellified.men

This one has the potential to make me look very look bad on the instances where my toots take some time to show up. #monsterdon

Terencio

@Vanalope@socel.net Barracuda Bob did nothing wrong!

Srol
Srol
srol@mellified.men

"What's it like to live in your world?"
"We invented thinking rocks that could tell us what would happen if 100 men fought a gorilla. You're better off here." #monsterdon

Mark Shane Hayden
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co

OK so now she suddenly has to do one of these greasy con men? What did she do wrong? I can't imagine what she did that was so bad that she has to suffer such a horrible punishment #Monsterdon

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