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If Eddie goes swimming, then all the local oysters will contract his necrotizing crotch crickets and there will be a ghastly coral bleaching event and the kelp will all turn to goo. #monsterdon
No, you only live twice
πΆ you only live once / one life for yourself / and that's it I guess πΆ
FFS, someone fix that tooth that's turned the wrong way on her dumb necklace.
ah, one of them forgot how to shave, we can use that to deduce their names! #monsterdon
We're gonna need a bigger crab pit.
#monsterdon YOLO
Movie veering wildly between baffling and horrifying
Jesus DAD. #monsterdon
The origin of YOLO!
#monsterdon so many people just crossed off bingo squares. Should've done one this week.
Seriously, how did the doctor get so many changes of clothes in the bags she brought to the ship?
Why aren't you a slut like your mother?
You know what this movie needs right now?
Wow, the literal human trafficking has competition for worst treatment of women in this movie. #Monsterdon
I can no longer protect you because I don't feel like it anymore #monsterdon
Get your fuck on!
"I can no longer protect you"
he says, immediately after protecting her. sir.
#monsterdon
oh dear that escalated quickly #Monsterdon
You MUST mate
[Moody music]
#monsterdon
wha
why the beatings the fuck is this #monsterdon
Every scene from here on out is just WTF, I suppose
Girl, run. #Monsterdon
so what? underwater 70's soft porn now?
#monsterdon
If there's another underwater Ballet....
of all the horrible directions this movie could've gone, it really had to pick fuck or die, didn't it.
SEAFLOOR MERMAID IS WATCHING YOU #monsterdon
#monsterdon uh-oh the merguys are coming for the guyβs tank. se jodiΓ³.
I think the camera man wasn't clear on which clams to focus on
Wow - the doc has issues. Not as bad as the captain, but sheesh.
pullin' chocks folks, cannot go further in this, god bless y'all, I don't have the same fortitude smh.
#monsterdon
Music from a 1980s elevator.
Hoping for some more murmaider to interrupt this #monsterdon
#monsterdon You can stop a woman from prattling on about science by forcing your tongue down her throat. We all know that this ends in skin-diving in the open ocean. I mean, it's only logical.
no one wants to see 70s people sex. stop it
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oh no more crotch swimming shots dangit
okay I guess that's technically a lingering ass shot for one of the men. #monsterdon
i literally can't tell curly joe apart from curly joe besser in this movie
How much damage can a pitfull of crabs really do? Maybe those were pirannah crabs?
wait what happened why are they kissing now I was wasn't paying attention to their blabbering
@moira yeah but the spearing strangers in the back thing would probably put a big damper on the tourism #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis
@yatsu Primary relationship fizzled, they gotta break out the spares. #Monsterdon
You didn't tell me this was a kissing story!
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boing boing boing
wiggle wiggle
#monsterdon
Fifty-thousand...pesos, I assume #monsterdon
#monsterdon I have trouble telling the sleazy curly haired dude apart from the curly haired dude that owns the boat.
this lady's hair is way too perfect for spending a week on a tropical island
ick no stop
Like these are FISH PEOPLE from an advanced lost civilisation don't they have a way she could reproduce without...like...touching any of these greasy bastards? #Monsterdon
This one has the potential to make me look very look bad on the instances where my toots take some time to show up. #monsterdon
no please
Bleugh
70's romance scene D: #Monsterdon
"we're gonna need a bigger boat" #wrongmovie #Monsterdon
I swear this is the first male protagonist in this era of movies that isn't a mysoginist lecherous creep.
@Lazarou That's how the ruling family avoids fish-eyed kids. #Monsterdon
@Vanalope@socel.net Barracuda Bob did nothing wrong! #monsterdon
Doctor lady and one of the interchangeable white male leads end up staying on the islands as the new colonial overlords.
Calling it
Sirene, Sirene, Sirene, Sireeeene
Are you even the same species as that man
We need a bigger boat. No, not for that.
we're gonna need a bigger boat [ding]
"I'm afraid of this place."
The natives keep dry-clicking their revolvers at me. #Monsterdon
You know what? Would. #monsterdon
Look, Syrene, heβs trash, you arenβt missing anything
This movie is definitely an example of everyone is the asshole.
@th0tleader She wants to be a woman and not just a tool for survival and be valuable and worthy,
This is the worst dialogues in the history of movies. Include those mexican movies with the wrestlers...
#monsterdon
sea people crowns on top of the huts? #monsterdon
y'know the guest suites on this island really are nice particularly for the low visitor count, i think they could do a lot better with tourism than pearls but, well, what do i know
@SRLevine lol I'd believe it
"I don't love you."
BUT WE'VE BEEN IN THREE SCENES TOGETHER D: D: D: #Monsterdon
@plaidtron3000 She ruled out Eastside Eddie bc he "had crabs" (geddit?) #monsterdon
pearl fever rears its ugly head
#monsterdon
Day for Night β Mustard for Day #monsterdon
@diazona π€¦ I didn't even notice that. Freudian slip I guess?
Yeah the music's not the only thing off-key here. #Monsterdon
Also, uh, why does this make it sound like Syrene is going to die after mating?
"What's it like to live in your world?"
"We invented thinking rocks that could tell us what would happen if 100 men fought a gorilla. You're better off here." #monsterdon
The violence and greed discussion by the treasure hunters would be more tense in a better movie
actual LOLS at Blonde Lady staring at one of the two interchangeable white leads sleeping!
apparently one of the shitty dudes is john wayne's kid #monsterdon
now, run fucking plotline! go!
OK so now she suddenly has to do one of these greasy con men? What did she do wrong? I can't imagine what she did that was so bad that she has to suffer such a horrible punishment #Monsterdon
Why do 70s guys always wear socks to bed? #Monsterdon
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This film may contain mating between different humanoid species.
Why aren't these men dead yet!?
Which man will Jewel pick to mate with?
we should be equal. I mean, two of us are the same guy
So what kind of genetic mutations will result when curly hair gets his doppelganger here pregnant? #monsterdon
if i had my own boat, i would simply sail off this picture. #monsterdon
"you're using coconuts" #wrongmovie #Monsterdon
Iβm so confused, how did we jump from the swimming scene to the coerced mating talk scene?
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I piano music is soothing...π€€
are they the same guy?