now let's do a Cultural Misappropriation #monsterdon

Wai, explosives? Temple?
OH MY GOD, this is trash!
#monsterdon

My ass is also sacred to me but I don't go blowing up people's buildings. Not yet at least.

#Monsterdon

Dude is a fish person in disguise!

#monsterdon

If this was the climax of this movie...
#monsterdon

Sid Haigs Sacred Ass #monsterdon #bandname

This is like they made a Bond film and then removed every scene that had anything interesting happening. #monsterdon

Ah, now we get the Cannibal Holocaust part of the film. #Monsterdon

"we need a diversion!"
one of you sacrifices himself to be burned alive in a wicker fish, the rest of you run for it during the song and dance number. #monsterdon

so I think the villain the entire time is greed? #monsterdon

The visuals, and even the saw music, are fun. But the acting… #Monsterdon

The Walrus and the Carpenter were walking hand in hand...

#monsterdon
#BeyondAtlantis

"There will be a full enquiry after this Mathias"

#Monsterdon

What happened—did she just interfere with his hose?

#monsterdon

CANNIBAL fish! Well... good thing. So they just eat each other... Uhhh...

#monsterdon

So how exactly is water ballet a survival skill?

#Monsterdon

@strangefour At least the film score can't settle on one style for any two sequences #monsterdon

that's right EAST EDDIE

bye bye boatie!

#monsterdon

Grappling hook!

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

@CactuarJoe I would be so caught. 😭

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

#monsterdon *Indiana Jones theme intensifies*

Grabbed her with his crotch, seems appropriate somehow. #Monsterdon

"We need a rope!"

"I got one, under all these sandwiches and yoyos"

#monsterdon

"Don't get that wet!"

BEST.LINE.EVER

#monsterdon

"quick! Let me empty my purse!" #monsterdon

#monsterdon funny how it’s the "natives" demanding privacy and setting boundaries

Well I suppose if the mating happens underwater and the dude is mostly covered in a wetsuit and it is the closest thing to not touching I suppose #Monsterdon

"So, the rabbit goes around the tree, and..."

#Monsterdon

@trixter Usually they just leave a wedge of cheese over top. #Monsterdon

Cannibal fish? If that were the case, then she'd have nothing to worry about.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

I feel sorry for the reef fishes who have to watch this travesty #monsterdon

no one heard Kathy yelling, they just heard the orchestra kick in. #monsterdon

oh look a blob of fertilized roe?

#monsterdon #beyondatlantis

Female in danger
All beach boys to the front lines!

#monsterdon

That's the worst stunt-double match I've seen in a while

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Honestly, search your feelings, you secretly are hoping to see some critters bounding along, making rude comments about the locals...

#Monsterdon for the record it's not ok for these people to deprive her of her reproductive agency

the results of mind-blowing underwater sex, obviously #monsterdon

Now they finally got some pearls, I guess the plot is over? Please? #monsterdon

#monsterdon

I'm Screaming: DON'T TOUCH THE CORAL!!!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon So I guess, spawning? *checkmark on clipboard*

finally, the Siren has led a man to his doom on the seafloor. #monsterdon

woah a pearl net?

kinda hot tbh

#monsterdon

"It's Fat City out there!"

I need to start saying this

#Monsterdon

Well he's certainly trapped now.

#monsterdon #beyondatlantis

styrene? everywhere, the ocean's flooded with it

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

is that them having sex? under a pearl net?

#Monsterdon

"VIC"

I WASN'T I SWEAR IT #Monsterdon

At least they are in this same shot so we can see they are two different guys #Monsterdon

Also, that bikini is just as bad as the first time we saw it on screen. Fur. Underwater. SMH #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon is that a crocheted swimsuit?

This segment of underwater footage is brought to you by Theramin™, the COVID-safe instrument you didn't know you needed. #Monsterdon

Great, more scenes of unsustainable extractive resource exploitation #monsterdon

That's a big condom the natives are carrying there. #Monsterdon

is... is the coral supposed to be a metaphor for them doing the nasty??? i don't... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐟 🐡 🐠 🦈 🐬 🦑 🐙 🐳 😱

oh no

they are full on jacques cousteau'ing this fucking reef though holy hell #monsterdon

more than one hour of movie, and all that really happened is the most random choices for soundtrack and a lot of underwater footage.
#monsterdon

I'm not sure she understands how mating works.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

huh are those just regular flowers underwater?

#monsterdon

The music for this movie is all over the place, I am so confuzzled #Monsterdon

The Youtube commercials are getting more interesting than the movie...

#monsterdon

also, this is like, The Loaves and The Fishes level Miracle Air

10 minutes! lasts days!

#monsterdon

EXTERNAL FERTILIZATION TIME BABY THAT"S MY FETISH

#monsterdon #beyondatlantis

i don't know what is going on with the sporadic dialogue where someone keeps yelling "YOU MUST MATE" but i do know there are a bunch of cool fishes in those corals and stuff #monsterdon

#Monsterdon girls keep throwing themselves at this man

also, good luck girl getting that guys diving suit off to mate with him underwater 🥴

#monsterdon

Theremin Fish Jazz!

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

please do not attempt to fuck in the sea while wearing a wetsuit and using scuba apparatus

None of this will be pleasant or even possible.

#monsterdon #beyondatlantis

Now we got sexual theremin. This soundtrack's got everything. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

"Hey man, like sorry you nearly died and all. But uh, like we gotta do some uh diving and shit. Later."
#monsterdon

Just line em all up and psssssshhhhhhhht
hose them down and shout:
'YOU ARE TOO MOIST FOR SOCIETY.'

#Monsterdon

I thought Atlantis was supposed to have a king with a trident etc and not just a lot of swimming around.

#Monsterdon

Girl, not the place to get a land dweller to hump you. He's in a giant condom.

#Monsterdon

this underwater diving....makeout? scene might be even more awkward than the underwater fight scene earlier 🥴

#monsterdon

...Is that a theremin? What the FUCK is going ON with this soundtrack??? #Monsterdon

This is the opposite of "Forbidden Love" - this is compulsory love - #NoBingo

#monsterdon
#BeyondAtlantis

I'm still confused about the baby goat...

#monsterdon

um, i'm not sure this lady understands how human mating works. i'm almost certain he'd need to take off his scuba suit for her to get pregnant. #monsterdon

How do we still have over 20 minutes？
#monsterdon

Check! and mate! #monsterdon

She's about ready to lay her egg mass and jerk him off onto it #monsterdon

But that can't work. He's wearing a body condom.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

#Monsterdon oh she doesn't just want to escape wit ya, she wants a commitment laddie

@Louisa And how tf did those Greeks get from the Mediterranean to the Phillipines? #monsterdon

She's gonna show him the... OTHER clam.

#monsterdon #beyondatlantis

#monsterdon i just need for the chulo de puta merkin guy to die

Just give me one little shark attack? Some piranhas. A giant squid. Anything. I am tired of these identical scuba scenes.
#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

@rberlim She does it to take her mind off of the pearl mask #monsterdon

Weird "In Search of..." theme.

#monsterdon

He looks pretty feisty for someone who just ruptured his eardrums ...

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

@Newpa_Hasai Do you really want an underwater scene where they have to pause for a couple of minutes at regular intervals while moving upwards? because I don't need this movie extended by an hour...

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon So, one dude ran out of air, and the other guy with the same sized tank can go back for some underwater make-outs?

Yeah, leave him on the beach to be eaten by Gamera. #Monsterdon

Watching the Mets. Miss #Monsterdon so much

"I'm okay." Can you just feel whether you have the bends?

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis1973

He only waited fifteen minutes before swimming! That MADMAN! #Monsterdon