I'm so sick of pearls as well....

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Whoa, doc strangled her with her own hair?
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See, I *told* you swimming with loose long hair was a bad idea!!!

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apparently this triggers IMMEDIATE MOURNING in the villagers, moreso than IMMEDIATE KILLING. weird. #monsterdon

Totally spaced on Monsterdon. Just catching up. Isn't that a mermaid? Shouldn't she have been better at swimming?

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It's all fun and games until someone chokes out a mermaid with her own hair. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME BUT YOU CAN'T STAY HERE. #Monsterdon

Okay choking someone to death with their own hair is kind of a baller movie. You go science lady who might be the one non-asshole in this whole thing.
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Who's the monster now?

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Girl fight!

Don't suppose girls can fight dirty when it's being filmed underwater.

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well this is a fair match

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#monsterdon Oh noes! Polystyrene was killt.

It was night a second ago, now it's the middle of the day. So confusing #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "cannibal fish" most fish are cannibals they'll happily eat their own young

@yatsu It's probably a metaphor. For something. #Monsterdon

Blonde lady dead?

Fucking brutal Doctor Lady, brutal....

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did she just choke her to death with her own hair? #monsterdon

#monsterdon well that was easy

Don't fight the mermaid underwater! It's her element! Take the fight to outer space!

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was seeing one of the curly haired guys sit on a toilet really important character context for whatever's going on now? was it really?

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Underwater stunt doubles hair is waaay too short.

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This is *by far* the least believable fight I've ever seen. #Monsterdon

Wow. Underwater photography is amazing. It can even make the designated girl fight boring.

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Though, TBF, it’s a deep-sea fish, not a shallow-island-pond fish #Monsterdon

Even the girl fight takes us back to underwater footage? Gods be damned movie!
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It's a rather gentle rumble. Maybe she should've asked the scientist to take her away from all this instead. #Monsterdon

Wow! Is genocide on the bingo card? #monsterdon

and they were roommates #monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Why the girls are fighting?
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what if these two just got on the boat and left literally every single other person in this film on the island behind them? #monsterdon

No one can tell me those actors were not trying to give each other a wedgie underwater #Monsterdon

or wait no, this is definitely cat fighting over the guy isn't it

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Is this balling?

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Girl fight, 1970s style. I think I saw this in "Smokey and the Bandit"

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I like how the clarity of the water changes during the fight. #Monsterdon

me when a guy gets eaten by piranhas in a #Monsterdon flick

#monsterdon Kinda waiting for Hugh Hefner to just kinda saunter down the beach with a martini in his hands, talking about how the articles make the travelouge to this island shine.

I, too, wanted to make the cannibal fish joke. But apparently they exist

But they don’t look like piranhas

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alepisaurus_ferox

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underwater girlie fight ...of course...

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#monsterdon WTFffffffff

#monsterdon A surprise guest appearance by Shelley Winters' sombrero from Tentacoli

ah, and the girls are damp now. wonderful. #puke #monsterdon

Will they talk to each other? About something other than a man?! #monsterdon

well he was the worst student in the spearing intruders class #Monsterdon

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does a fistfight count for Bechdel?

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I guess they store the man-eating slugs from last week in the lagoon.

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Spear and net fighting is cool

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less staring. more moving. you've only got like 10 minutes of movie left! #monsterdon

cannibal fish eat fish people then?

Biology, yeah?

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#monsterdon I... The thing with the eyes makes imposible for me to take anything seriously

#monsterdon Random extra vs. Mr. Googley Eyes. FIGHT. Pirahna FATALITY

Oh good, it's Manuel the Barracuda, he's bound to know what to do #monsterdon

gobble gobble
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No one was watching us, so we’re literally blowing up your sacred temple so now EVERYONE has a motivation to keep us from escaping the island #Monsterdon

Whoops, dude your ping-pong eyes are loose, tie 'em down under your wig next time. #Monsterdon

How did he release his milt through all that neoprene?

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"I see you've played Spear Spar before!" #monsterdon

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OMG - they literally SPRAY GUNNED a fish dude!

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#monsterdon Whitey ran out of bullets, but we did not run out of spears!

Fuck it, I don't care about the cannibal fish, I wanna swim by those falls.

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I find hard to believe that Sid Haig is saving a woman's life instead normally menacing her #Monsterdon

Casino raid FLASHBACK!

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is he still bandaged up from the crabs-- i'm sorry from the Mother Crabbers? #monsterdon

oh shit pimp dude IS left handed. was wondering the whole movie if they had him put the holster on the wrong side on accident or not 🥴

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I hope they never get off this island. #monsterdon

Logan's facial hair is remarkably unstable from shot to shot

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If you thought that we would finally have a #Monsterdon without firey explosions you thought wrong all the underwater stuff was just a trick

First race to invent gunpowder wins!

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#BeyondAtlantis

Come on natives, kill them!!!
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this is the WEIRDEST lack of planning I've seen in a while. #monsterdon

I hope that's the fish dude that slapped the woman. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon bro, she roofied you

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OMG the fish person who ran up to them and then just turned around and ran away 100% classic acting A+

unalive the pimp already #monsterdon

Quick Draw McGraw on the trigger!

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Ah yes, the riveting setting up explosives scene...

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There's so many guys in this movie and the only 2 women want the same one?

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"Indigenous temple explodes"

jfc White People, must we? There were other distractions to be had....

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well it wasn't a car but good enough i guess

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#Monsterdon ah yes the old "throw a net over them while they make out" trick

@SRLevine possibly! and I have no comment on his religious beliefs until he starts blowing up other people's temples at which point I have to say "well, now, no!"

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MUZZLE DISCIPLINE, MOTHERFUCKER, HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT?

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#monsterdon But that was a pile of load-bearing bamboo!

The paddling of the sacred ass #simpsons #monsterdon

west eddie wouldn't have messed up like this

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meanwhile, at the neighbourhood pool

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15 minutes

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From now on, let him be known as "Sacred-Ass Eddie"!!! #monsterdon

also, convenient mining supplies. #monsterdon

In real life, nobody uses gaffer tape except theater nerds. In cheap movies, everyone has gaffer tape.

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"My ass is sacred to me!"

We know, Eddie, we all saw your bath scene. #Monsterdon

“Nobody’s with the boat!”

I’m pretty sure y’all have been running all over the island leaving the boat unattended all movie long

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making every 70s person stand in the yard and scrub down with liquid dial while I hose them off from a safe distance

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not since the bridge across the river kwai has wrapping dynamite been so

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Sure, just kill a random guy. This really is a film from the monster's PoV

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No! Not the ... mask... gazebo?

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