I'm Northeast Eddie
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#Monsterdon love the setup of a West Eddie vs East Eddie rivalry

is this chekhov's eddie gun?

east and west

two different colours on the ma, er, waterfront

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Man don't get buddy-buddy with the pimp, that's not gonna end well. :/ #Monsterdon

“I liquidated his assets”

Oh, the audience might not understand!

“He’s dead!”

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The sound on this flick sucks. Tinny. Typical low-budget, though.

#monsterdon So far all the cast is what happens to cole slaw left in the hot sun during a church potluck.

keeping the audio true to life in this one, i see. #monsterdon

my village is 40,000 leag, uh, an island in the south

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Seriously groovy music! #Monsterdon

This bar looks like such a happy and convivial place....

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@SnoopJ lol true

I mean " #Monsterdon good" 😂

I think our boat driving schlub knows what murder is

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"HE'S DEAD"

Yeah no shit, I got that far >_> #Monsterdon

#monsterdon We updated his assets..

#monsterdon So, are you just going to leave the ... oh nevermind. I'm sure it's fine.

"HE'S DEAD. GET IT? AR AR AR AR AR AR A

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Awesome sound track… is that Herb Alpert or a rip-off ? #monsterdon

Great sound track so far...it's in stereo -- stereotypical

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A wild Sid Haig appears!

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I was worried we weren't gonna get real fish people and I'm honestly delighted that we already have the goofiest looking fish people I've ever seen

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What is this music?
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#monsterdon These guys don't fool around. "This guy must die", and then he does.

It's a good thing he explained that metaphor about liquid assets or I wouldn't have gotten it.

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aiiiiiiiiiii ran that outrigger right up onto the rock

that is physically painful to me

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Well, at least the henchman put on a fresh shirt.

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@riedlr This is Atlantis, so, huh, "Fish betta have my money." #monsterdon

#monsterdon *sigh* Pimp'n

Baldilocks has gotta go.

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#Monsterdon oh good, a pimp, that's refreshing.

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I love the bug-eyes already..

Imported American hookers? We need to make Manila Great Again!

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Congratulations ladies, you just bought yourselves a street corner. #monsterdon

They have medications for this problem, no the eye problem, not the acting #Monsterdon

VISIT SUNNY ATLANTIS, CITY ON THE GO

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They have that "I stared at a solar eclipse" look. #monsterdon

Throwing some goldfish flakes to the Temu Deep Ones. #Monsterdon

Oh fuck, they're all like that, like they've been looking at the Internet too long

lol "Stick around, Outsider!"

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OMG! #monsterdon

An island of Martys Feldman #monsterdon

Pretty good shot for a man with ping-pong balls over his eyes. #Monsterdon

👀 👀 👀

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It's like everyone had really bad ping-pong accidents.

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@allanb fur those chilly tropical nights. #monsterdon

Why is she human and her minion fish people? This is all feeling very colonial

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snort

fur bikini

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Straight to a white lady in a bikini. Is this set in the Savage lands?
And the star of the show! Cheap makeup effects!
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fuzzy underpants?

Colour by “Metrocolor” non of that stinkin technicolor for theses guys #monsterdon

Wow!
That valley girl "get my bag, peasant" look!
I'm rooting for a comeuppance already.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Disrobing PSYCH !

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Googly eyes interrupting the dreamy music. A mysterious start. #Monsterdon

I can tell I'm expected to think this is the most beautiful woman in the world, but they keep showing shots with the sun behind her and I can't even get a good look at her face

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#monsterdon Here's some feminine products, smile and just wander off. Pray I don't hand you more feminine products.

Bro? Do you eyelid bro?

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

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oh no all the wommin are gonna be purty and the dudes are gonna be gross aren't they

I'm sorry did she just pay him in doubloons? Seashells, maybe?

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I hope she has a prybar with her to open that crate.

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Patrick Wayne is Temu Doug McClure. #Monsterdon

so far this could be the opening for a dull movie, or a weird 1970s music video. i guess i'm game either way. #monsterdon

Every movie needs a credit for GUNS

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@allanb a dirty shirt at that #monsterdon

Leigh Christian, I'll take how do you get little christins for 400 Alex?! #Monsterdon

"Do I regret being in this movie already? Yes. Yes, I do."

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Which one's Gilligan?

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A necklace made from the teeth of her victims, no doubt

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lol, omg is that supposed to be some kind of 'aquatic man?'

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okay we got a goofy monster right out the gate

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👀 #Monsterdon

GOLLUM?! #monsterdon

Please enjoy the outrigger boat. (And I guess the woman also?)

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Racist blonde lady....

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Love those 1970s TV-grade titles.

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BEYOND ATLANTIS

"Shit, we gotta go back." #Monsterdon

Aaaaand here we go.

This one was MSTed and I'm not sure this is going to be survivable without Emily and the bots. ;D

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Yeesh, got so caught up in the book I was reading that I nearly missed the start of #Monsterdon !

Alright MotherCrabbers we got Movie Sign! #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

WE GOT PING PONG BALLS SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN

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After missing last week's #monsterdon here I am back for whatever this is #beyondatlantis

@brooke The movie was so bad even the props had had enough. #monsterdon

BEYOND ATLANTIS takes some mildly interesting imagery, sandwiches the plot in lead-footed pipe laying, then holds it under water swimming scenes until it drowns of

BOREDOM!

At least this #Monsterdon might help me fall asleep. Thanks, everyone!

@Lazarou Too many critters did #monsterdon

I think I'm just gonna delete this one. Yeah. #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ I mean the thing goes off in the last scene, hitting nothing. I'm sure that's not what Chekov intended #monsterdon

And in the end they all had a good laugh about how they did unspeakable things to get rich and didn't even get rich!!!!! Pobody's nerfect!!!!!!!!

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Lol the main guy fought one crew member with a gun, and the crew member with a gun behind him obligingly just fell over on his own

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We're gonna be rich!

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Wait. @foone is from Atlantis‽ #monsterdon

I wonder it these googly-eyed atlantis are in somehow related to the minions...
Hummm

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@paco @starkraving666 GLORY HOLE?!?!?!?!

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@apLundell Ain't none of them got time for that. Let the blonde do it #monsterdon

@taweret we should watch what I'm pretty sure is the prequel to #BeyondAtlantis: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066816/?ref_=nm_flmg_job_1_cdt_t_27 #monsterdon

Always weird to me which #monsterdon films people find the most/least objectionable, I feel like everyone is mad rn but IMO this was nowhere near some of the other stuff we've watched #monsterdon #beyondatlantis

I missed a couple of bits, but:
- who was talking?
- why were they all laughing frantically?
- was there more than 1 curly-haired diver?
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@jeffron I was waiting for the redshirt to die #monsterdon

somehow i managed to forget that diagonal bingos count so uh

bingo!

#MonsterdonBingo #monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Looks like I picked the right week to miss #monsterdon .

Did they ever clarify why they wanted that lady to mate? #monsterdon

I have to admit, pretty good 'guy being as nearly as scummy as possible'.

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#Monsterdon oh damn he didn't drown.