Wtf was that ending

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#monsterdon The real pearls are the wise lessons we.. oh god.

"We don't care about pearls any more. All we want now is crypto" #monsterdon

@funkula 80% of them dieing on the island, Manuel killing one or two more, and then "rescuing" the rest leaving them at the docks in Manila with 1 pearl each would have been poetic. But, no.

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i can't believe none of you heathens liked my mr. titty titty not getting any bang bang line xD

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On the other hand, now we've seen what I'm pretty sure was a lost Ferengi episode of Star Trek, so there's that. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Walk West until you hat floats I guess.

#monsterdon Thank you @Taweret for a lovely bit of laughter at the expense of too many pairs of 1973 bell bottoms.

I get it - the one guy is Spiderman and the other one is Spiderman too #monsterdon

@skatem I think I could determine it.

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@kshernandez @paco
Brothers from different mothers, or maybe they just have the same hair stylist?

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She died in battle—check!
Someone howled over her corpse—check!

Get that woman a seat in Sto'Vo'Kor.

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Well. That was a movie of indeterminate quality, acting and plot. #Monsterdon

Well that was a weird ending.

Night all, that was terrible but a good time was had by all!

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zzzzZZZZZZZZZ *snork* what? It's over? Hoo boy what a snoozer. Thanks to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week MotherCrabbers. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

well. that was a thing. thanks @Taweret #monsterdon

So a bunch of stupid white people destroy an entire civilization and don't even profit off it because they're too busy fighting with each other

and they laugh it off.

*Wow* fuck this movie.

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In Conclusion:

WTF.

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And we end with more horrible insertect later LOUD out of place music. Perfect movie. Perfectly horrible until the end.
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the ending we deserved: manuel shoots them all, the """cannibal fish""" wreck the boat's engine, the pearls are lost to time, and manuel and his crew are fish sticks. #monsterdon

What the unholy fuck happened in the last 91 minutes. Make it make sense, please.

Oddly enough, I voted for this one. I only have myself and all the other voters to blame.

This Is Democracy Manifest.

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@Taweret at least they all fucked off into the sea, as is traditional

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This fucking movie I swear to god

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Oh I guess it's over. Well then.

Thanks @Taweret et al. for hosting!

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and so it ended like an old timey sitcom. which was unexpected

anyway, ty for joining, everyone!!

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There are too many teeth in that freeze frame

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...Seriously

It ends with "ha ha ha" sitcom laughter.

Yeah, fuck off. #Monsterdon

We never did meet West Eddie.

The End.

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Manuel double crossed them! Oh Manuel you little stinker.
How are none of them dead? How have all of our "protagonists" survived until the end of the movie?
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HA HA HA HA HA

THE END

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Sea *madness*.

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This group laughing is creepy as fuck.....oh, the film is over.

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huh, the anti-piracy-detection music overlay saved us from the forced laughter

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i got a proposition for this movie, actually: fuck off. #monsterdon

So the Mermaid on the Centaur was ... foreshadowing!

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#Monsterdon *brash brassy orchestral score for the chick fight*

Disappointed they aren't dead
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if he burst he's eardrums he can't skin dive, because the water would just flow in his ears. #monsterdon #beyondatlantis

problems that would be solved by modern GPS tracking. #monsterdon

I've been too busy to watch along tonight, but I just wanted to pop in and say that Sid Haig is one of my favorite actors. I miss him tons. That man was an absolute legend (and had the kindest heart). 💜

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oh no we dropped the pearls into the ocean, too bad nobody here is a diver

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Praying for sharks to come eat Logan

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@brooke You'd think those eyes would have given him an advantage, but no #monsterdon

oh no.,....another underwater scene.....

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oh no the pearls went down in 5 feet of water, we'll never get them back now #monsterdon

Why is this not over yet.

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Is this the first Monsterdon with a funeral procession fucking off into the sea at the end of the movie?
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I like the one guy just rolling around for no reason
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Creepy ending.

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Dude, this is a funeral #monsterdon

Boot to the nards!

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#Monsterdon this fishman with a spear has *incredibly* poor aim

@Violinknitter ...probably not a euphemism, in this movie #Monsterdon

People in fish eye makeup who can't see are walking INTO THE SEA to their certain deaths.
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Dagon will surely revive her. #monsterdon

Cannibal fish? So presumably Kathy's in no danger, being a human

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PERRRRRRRRRRLS

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fisheye people allllmost liberated from the rule of that carpetbagger human family, they just gotta get rid of poseidon

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They're mer people, it's not like they're marching to their death.

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🧜‍♀️ TRIVIA WITH FINS 💀

Why make movies in the Philippines? Cheap crews with movie production experience. Old WW2 sites to film on with buildings that could be blown up.

Sets could look like almost anywhere.

Francis Ford Coppola could get a bunch of cheap helicopters for Apocalypse Now from the government.

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New fish pope has been chosen. #monsterdon

PLEASE

MURDER

NOW

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I think "you just sneak down here and put a little con job on the king fish eye" was stolen from some New York school poet.

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atlanteans going "jesus can you believe these fuckers?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s3gsqGiGTY

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Bwahahahahahaha!

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When they made this, I guess they couldn't imagine that the fish-attack scene would remind me of how much better a movie "Piranha" was.

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Chekhov's Piranhas finally paid off.

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#Monsterdon the soundtrack seems to think something exciting is happening.

thank you, kick him again please. #monsterdon

Cannibal fish: "Wait a minute guys! what are we doing? This guy isn't one of us" #monsterdon

Does nobody have just normal length hair? #Monsterdon

"...take the pearls, but please leave the ceremonial spinach."

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Whoops, spilled a little of the salad there. Sorry. #Monsterdon

Kill the already!
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@kshernandez nooooooo #Monsterdon

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oh yeah those jeans with the cargo pockets that also formed the two front belt loops

#monsterdon Pink smoke, shows that the Conclave has picked a gaaaaay Pope.

Why is Anton LaVey a supporting character?

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Oh I get it, Logan's the *classy* one. #Monsterdon

He forgot the rule: never come to a spear fight armed with nothing #monsterdon

The pink smoke means Habemus Papa, right? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Yes Kathy, you destroyed us all. We have to sit through this plotless underwater asscheek ballet cavalcade!

So have they left the island yet? Where's Manuel and his boat?
Did they stay for the funeral?
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It’s fun to see how out of synch we are this far into the plot 😄. #Monsterdon

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#Monsterdon "you can't destroy the temple! it's sacred to them!" "well my ass is sacred to me so up it goes!" *chef's kiss*

this is what Aristotle called the purification of emotions through tragedy

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oooh, uninvited guests at the funeral. AWKWARD!

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Missed opportunity: after the explosion Syrene's dad should have yelled "You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!" #monsterdon

Oh, so THAT'S what the Hendrix song was about

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Wait, there were other mer-women the whole time?

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Fights underwater aren't really all that much better when it's ladies fighting especially when the wrong one wins #Monsterdon

And THAT's why you shouldn't invite tourists to mate with your daughter

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#monsterdon My daughter has died! This is just too much to ceviche! Noooo!

red shirt....

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It's the Charleton Heston scream-at-the-sky scene. No Statue of Liberty though.

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Someone didn't wait 30 minutes before going into the water...

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@CactuarJoe @yatsu I don't think this movie could have a metaphor.

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#monsterdon and the fish people are just, cool with y'all now that you've blown the place up and killed the princess?