@amyfou to be fair pretty much all of #Monsterdon is about things none of us needed

I'm Northeast Eddie
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon love the setup of a West Eddie vs East Eddie rivalry

is this chekhov's eddie gun?

Man don't get buddy-buddy with the pimp, that's not gonna end well. :/ #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The sound on this flick sucks. Tinny. Typical low-budget, though.

#monsterdon So far all the cast is what happens to cole slaw left in the hot sun during a church potluck.

keeping the audio true to life in this one, i see. #monsterdon

Seriously groovy music! #Monsterdon

This bar looks like such a happy and convivial place....

#Monsterdon

I think our boat driving schlub knows what murder is

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

#monsterdon We updated his assets..

#monsterdon So, are you just going to leave the ... oh nevermind. I'm sure it's fine.

"HE'S DEAD. GET IT? AR AR AR AR AR AR A

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Awesome sound track… is that Herb Alpert or a rip-off ? #monsterdon

Great sound track so far...it's in stereo -- stereotypical

#Monsterdon

A wild Sid Haig appears!

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

I was worried we weren't gonna get real fish people and I'm honestly delighted that we already have the goofiest looking fish people I've ever seen

#Monsterdon

What is this music?
#monsterdon

#monsterdon These guys don't fool around. "This guy must die", and then he does.

aiiiiiiiiiii ran that outrigger right up onto the rock

that is physically painful to me

#Monsterdon

Well, at least the henchman put on a fresh shirt.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

@riedlr This is Atlantis, so, huh, "Fish betta have my money." #monsterdon

#monsterdon *sigh* Pimp'n

Baldilocks has gotta go.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh good, a pimp, that's refreshing.

#monsterdon

I love the bug-eyes already..

Imported American hookers? We need to make Manila Great Again!

#Monsterdon

Congratulations ladies, you just bought yourselves a street corner. #monsterdon

They have medications for this problem, no the eye problem, not the acting #Monsterdon

VISIT SUNNY ATLANTIS, CITY ON THE GO

#Monsterdon

They have that "I stared at a solar eclipse" look. #monsterdon

Throwing some goldfish flakes to the Temu Deep Ones. #Monsterdon

Oh fuck, they're all like that, like they've been looking at the Internet too long

lol "Stick around, Outsider!"

#Monsterdon

OMG! #monsterdon

An island of Martys Feldman #monsterdon

It's like everyone had really bad ping-pong accidents.

#monsterdon

@allanb fur those chilly tropical nights. #monsterdon

Why is she human and her minion fish people? This is all feeling very colonial

#Monsterdon

snort

fur bikini

#monsterdon

Straight to a white lady in a bikini. Is this set in the Savage lands?
And the star of the show! Cheap makeup effects!
#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

#Monsterdon 🐟 🐡 🐠 🦈 🐬 🦑 🐙 🐳 😱

fuzzy underpants?

Colour by “Metrocolor” non of that stinkin technicolor for theses guys #monsterdon

Wow!
That valley girl "get my bag, peasant" look!
I'm rooting for a comeuppance already.

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Disrobing PSYCH !

#monsterdon

Googly eyes interrupting the dreamy music. A mysterious start. #Monsterdon

I can tell I'm expected to think this is the most beautiful woman in the world, but they keep showing shots with the sun behind her and I can't even get a good look at her face

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Here's some feminine products, smile and just wander off. Pray I don't hand you more feminine products.

Bro? Do you eyelid bro?

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

#Monsterdon 🐟 🐡 🐠 🦈 🐬 🦑 🐙 🐳 😱

oh no all the wommin are gonna be purty and the dudes are gonna be gross aren't they

I'm sorry did she just pay him in doubloons? Seashells, maybe?

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Patrick Wayne is Temu Doug McClure. #Monsterdon

so far this could be the opening for a dull movie, or a weird 1970s music video. i guess i'm game either way. #monsterdon

Every movie needs a credit for GUNS

#Monsterdon

@allanb a dirty shirt at that #monsterdon

Leigh Christian, I'll take how do you get little christins for 400 Alex?! #Monsterdon

"Do I regret being in this movie already? Yes. Yes, I do."

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Which one's Gilligan?

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

A necklace made from the teeth of her victims, no doubt

#Monsterdon

lol, omg is that supposed to be some kind of 'aquatic man?'

#Monsterdon

okay we got a goofy monster right out the gate

#Monsterdon

👀 #Monsterdon

GOLLUM?! #monsterdon

Please enjoy the outrigger boat. (And I guess the woman also?)

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Racist blonde lady....

#Monsterdon

Love those 1970s TV-grade titles.

#Monsterdon

BEYOND ATLANTIS

"Shit, we gotta go back." #Monsterdon

Aaaaand here we go.

This one was MSTed and I'm not sure this is going to be survivable without Emily and the bots. ;D

#Monsterdon

Yeesh, got so caught up in the book I was reading that I nearly missed the start of #Monsterdon !

Alright MotherCrabbers we got Movie Sign! #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

WE GOT PING PONG BALLS SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

After missing last week's #monsterdon here I am back for whatever this is #beyondatlantis

@paco @jsadow @Violinknitter
"OK listen: Raiders of the Lost Ark meets The Little Mermaid. A bunch of guys go looking for rare pearls on an island where the natives are half fish. There's a love triangle, underwater sex, betrayals, a gun fight, and we can even blow up half the native town. Whatdayasay?!?" #monsterdon

@brooke The movie was so bad even the props had had enough. #monsterdon

BEYOND ATLANTIS takes some mildly interesting imagery, sandwiches the plot in lead-footed pipe laying, then holds it under water swimming scenes until it drowns of

BOREDOM!

At least this #Monsterdon might help me fall asleep. Thanks, everyone!

@Lazarou Too many critters did #monsterdon

I think I'm just gonna delete this one. Yeah. #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ I mean the thing goes off in the last scene, hitting nothing. I'm sure that's not what Chekov intended #monsterdon

Definitely 70s. Definitely cheesy. Some soothing underwater scenes. Not nearly enough Atlantis. Pretty fun, really, till they started killing people at the end. Ah well. Thanks, as always, @Taweret and co. #Monsterdon

And in the end they all had a good laugh about how they did unspeakable things to get rich and didn't even get rich!!!!! Pobody's nerfect!!!!!!!!

#Monsterdon

Lol the main guy fought one crew member with a gun, and the crew member with a gun behind him obligingly just fell over on his own

#Monsterdon

The moral of the story is… capitalism is cannibal fish and workers are the goat 🐐 🐠

#monsterdon

We're gonna be rich!

#Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis1973

@blogdiva gill necks would have looked less ridiculous, but they went with fish eyes....🤷‍♂️

They all laugh about wiping out a culture and stealing, then losing their treasure, they can all go to hell.

#Monsterdon

Wait. @foone is from Atlantis‽ #monsterdon

I wonder it these googly-eyed atlantis are in somehow related to the minions...
Hummm

#monsterdon

@paco @starkraving666 GLORY HOLE?!?!?!?!

#monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

@apLundell Ain't none of them got time for that. Let the blonde do it #monsterdon

@taweret we should watch what I'm pretty sure is the prequel to #BeyondAtlantis: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066816/?ref_=nm_flmg_job_1_cdt_t_27 #monsterdon

I just wanna know more about the mid-fifties paunchy office worker guy who got a spear in the back for visiting the island right at the start.

#Monsterdon

Always weird to me which #monsterdon films people find the most/least objectionable, I feel like everyone is mad rn but IMO this was nowhere near some of the other stuff we've watched #monsterdon #beyondatlantis

I missed a couple of bits, but:
- who was talking?
- why were they all laughing frantically?
- was there more than 1 curly-haired diver?
#monsterdon

#monsterdon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDZaoPXMTK8

@jeffron I was waiting for the redshirt to die #monsterdon

somehow i managed to forget that diagonal bingos count so uh

bingo!

#MonsterdonBingo #monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

Looks like I picked the right week to miss #monsterdon .

Did they ever clarify why they wanted that lady to mate? #monsterdon

I have to admit, pretty good 'guy being as nearly as scummy as possible'.

#monsterdon

So basically the bad guys got away and the slightly less bad fish people (like patriarchy much?) are now doomed and then their pearls go overboard anyways and they laugh at how pointless this all was...

THE END

...?

Did I get this right? I couldn't really follow it with so many terrible similar looking characters and underwater butt focused dancing interludes

Still it was a fun journey with all the #Monsterdon commentary and fashion and music mojo overload thanks for bringing us along @Taweret !

#Monsterdon oh damn he didn't drown.

They can't keep waving that pistol around without shooting at least once, c'mon #monsterdon