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she knows how to speak a foreign language - just talk English slower, louder, and with hand gestures

manuel the barracuda [70s guitar riff]

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Oh she speaks Sloooower and Looooouder. She can translate. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

@SnoopJ "Boats Boats Boats: The Movie"

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The actress looks like she's about to get seasick

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Her name is Rio!! #monsterdon

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her halter top with the one round tie dye circle thingy

A THREE-HOUR TOUR #Monsterdon

For a three hour tour. #Monsterdon

I also heard you rapping about the pearl at the casino last night.

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@amyfou I gotta rig up a "wut" counter (also "wat", "wtf", etc.)

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good lord the 70s slang

"she overheard us rappin..." #monsterdon

As I see the scuba gear being loaded onto the boat my legs are a quiver with excitement for the underwater action scenes to come.....yayy.

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No no no. You leave lost tribes alone. Even in real life when they're not fish people.
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WHOAH EAST EDDIE YOU GOT TAN #monsterdon

Ah, flirting, 70s style (sexual threats) #monsterdon

Trimaran! (and 70s dive gear)

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They're being raided by Herb Alpert! BAH DA DAH DAAAAAHHH!!! 🎺🎺🎺

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wut

Leave the lost tribe alone!
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I am having a real hard time keeping track of all the nondescript white dudes with curly dark hair and incredibly loud clothes but I suspect it isn't gonna matter much to the story #Monsterdon

How can they ever hear each other over the sound of their outfits?

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Camouflaging as a Mustard Bottle

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"in the spirit of detached scientific curiosity" is what I said before I went to see M. Night Shymalan's "Trap" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon who isn't gross in this movie?

Greg Brady’s life took a turn somewhere #monsterdon

ma'am, even your dayglo dress is too good for this man. #monsterdon

1973.jpg

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er

was that "CRYPTID PACIFIC ARTS"??

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Wow, police getting knocked out cold by a gambling stampede.

This obviously isn't America.

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She left a message for you "Get Bent" will there be a response? #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

💯 to the lady who bonked the cop with her purse.

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"ACAB!"

"Fuck yeah!"

"Even the ones punching this guy"

(hesitates)

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Those Hagars Action Slacks proved useful for kicking the police in the face.

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It's a RAID! RUN in RANDOM directions!!

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"here's Johnny!' #wrongmpvie #Monsterdon

'When I was a frogman..." I too experimented with external fertilization my dude.

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PANIC! AT THE CASINO! #monsterdon

I am shocked that there is gambling etc.

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#monsterdon Did you know: The Philippine Cockfighting Law of 1974, also known as Presidential Decree No. (PD) 449, lays out the rules for legal cockfighting activities. It restricts ownership and operation of cockpits to Filipino citizens and encourages cooperative ownership

@Newpa_Hasai I know (or, assume) you meant "pearl" but it is funny to think of Perl the programming language starting a fire

(TBH not inconceivable: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halt_and_Catch_Fire_%28computing%29)

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It's the National Geographic police!

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I wonder what the googly eyed fish people are up to

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#monsterdon There's TWO sleazy curly haired guys?

Great.

I'm glad these guys are wearing different shirts. All white people kinda look the same. #monsterdon

lol, getting a 22 in blackjack

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"Fellow American"?!?! Uhhh... I thought he was a FROG man? #Monsterdon

Wait. Why is the guy betting on cock fighting talking to himself in a different shirt? Is he twins? Or did every white guy have the same horrible hair in the 70s?
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#monsterdon I wonder if we're going to get a scene of somebody ripping a line.

@Lazarou I already want the main guy(s?) to die.

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"When I was a Frog-man"

This character can change forms, watch him!

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That is such a garage sale shirt #monsterdon

@Lazarou It sucks :D #Monsterdon

I need to wear every shirt in this movie.

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This is amazing plastic. It's the same Shenzen quality as your ring. #monsterdon

Noodle update: All my noodles are gone, in my belly

How's the movie?

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I was going to joke, "Can't we all get beyond...Atlantis?" but we've spent so much time away already I just want to go back!

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every shirt in this movie should be in a museum #Monsterdon

We are at male perm overload here, folks. #Monsterdon

@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net "I'm tits out for the Jedi. Where are the fucking Jedi??"

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That shirt looks extremely flammable.

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@cargot_robbie „Dweeb“… That’s Capt. Spaulding! #monsterdon

"Casino Quotidien" #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Wait this is the Philippines!!!!

tittracker 5000 active beep beep beep beep beep bee

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please take Eddie et al off of my television set they are super icky

"We don't need him!"

Nobody needs YOU man but here you are. #Monsterdon

Did she get combat pay for this scene?

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"....the idea is outtasight!" #monsterdon

The gratuitous male nudity…I should appreciate it, but I don’t #monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh no, horrifying massage sequence

That's the worst cadbury creme egg ever!

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Aw man this film just goes from bad to awful and not in a fun #monsterdon way….

anyone who utters the word "pard" must be put to death. i don't make the rules. #monsterdon

This Andrew Tate looking dweeb... Is he the protagonist?? #Monsterdon

There is A Lot going on in this massage scene but that guy's weird white Joker makeup is especially distracting.

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Pard?

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Hm, evil expats

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#monsterdon So I imagine it's the Phillipines, or Mexico, it's kind of confusing. But at least the masseuse is good with massaging undercooked chicken chest.

this massage…can we go back to the cockfighting #Monsterdon

Your feet are a silver mine!

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"The only reason you're not floating in the bay right now is because of the amazingly high salt content. It's like the Dead Sea out there"

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Y'all gotta put your cocks away no one wants to see this #Monsterdon

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the subtitles were just the word 'shit' for like 30 seconds and i don't disagree

I'm not sure the word "lower" means what he thinks it means.

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Why are these chickens in a fish movie.

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Does the hero of the movie enjoy seeing too animals goaded into killing each other for sport?

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jeez how much animal cruelty footage are they going to inflict us with #monsterdon

Holy animal rights violation Batman!

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let’s put a cockfight in the movie said absolutely no one officer #Monsterdon

#monsterdon True Movie Facts: Do you notice the similarities in the look, feel, music, dialog, and pacing between the drink hall scene in "Beyond Atlantis" and the Cantina scene from "A New Hope"? Probably not because there are no similarities between the two. This has been a true movie fact!

This wasn't the homoerotic action I was expecting...

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Think it's pretty safe to say that animals were harmed in the making of this err "film"

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sure, here, have some cock fighting LET'S COVER ALL THE VICES WE CAN #monsterdon

#Monsterdon cock fights? Gross.

@arrjay "Soon the twain will meet..." Yeah, like Manuel understood that...

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having an entirely eddie-based underworld must get confusing #monsterdon

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no.