No barefoot swimmer is catching me wearing flippers...jfc!

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Fight synths as a throw forwards to the 80s. Shame the action is harder to follow.

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dressing and casting depts really worked hard on this movie
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Ugh.

Turns out the real monster is the f-ing *pacing*.

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And there we have it - coffee, drink of champions!

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if something smells like trouble? how would i know? this is a 1970s film? #monsterdon

"...if something's gonna happen"
"oh, don't worry, it won't. Have you read this script?"

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Hm ok the song during the diving is definitely not from 1973, YouTube.
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And the second soundtrack was over the dialog so we missed something. And I think the music hypnotized some of the cast.
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What?! I thought he was dead #Monsterdon

@jeffron Maybe we should watch a documentary for #monsterdon

ok yeah something definitely happened to the original soundtrack lol. either music rights, or film damage?

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okay, so Old Dude and Magical Girl are allowed to skip out on the goggles. huh. #monsterdon

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All the little band aids!

are they gonna burn the newcomers in a wicker fish? #monsterdon

yeah they definitely lost some music rights in this thing, and this is filling in the gaps.

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I'm required by custom and tradition to welcome you before we kill you. #monsterdon

OK let's get some north Sentinel island action going #monsterdon

gaslight, girlboss. #monsterdon

#monsterdon If the director had been braver, he'd have given her bug-eyes.

Dangit! I thought they killed him! #Monsterdon

@steggy If this means everyone involved gets electrocuted by the boogaloo, I could get behind that

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Finally some googly-eyes people

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I'm a MotherCrabber.. cool pearl grabber. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

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"mother grabber"???

Why yes I am the broad he told you about.

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dudes just came out with the plan right off the bat

there's nothing happening so I'm just thinking of how 70s movies always have that mustard/piss sepia filter like the director said to the cinematographer 'make it look like we filmed this through a nicotine stained jar of dijon'

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Wet fur bikini is not a good look. Her chest looks like a wet dog.
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#monsterdon If a fish-lady beckons to you, it's probably a bad idea to follow her.

I probably still would, though.

two predatory men stalking a lone woman minding her own business.....

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@Newpa_Hasai @strangefour c'mon we're barely half an hour into this movie, we can't be talking about the next one already

well okay we can but it's wishful thinking

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Please let there be sharks to trim some characters. #Monsterdon

The 70s - even the swimsuits are shag.

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Why not just let him get eaten? #monsterdon

"Pad it out with some of that underwater acrobatics shit...."

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Oh, this underwater scene has fish people rather than our treasure hunters!

(it took me way to long to tell)

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I was hoping for more from the fish people than badly choreographed underwater frolicking tbh

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I wanna see some underwater farting damn it.
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Maybe the director is a former synchronized swimmer. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau it ain't

The underwater frolicking scenes are going on a bit.

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Sea frolicking is fun

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now for more underwater acrobatics

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He died as he lived, unclearly #monsterdon

@GramrgednAngel She's wearing em all on top of each other, and peels them off like layers. #monsterdon

We have underwates footage we are fucking using it!
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I liked the Atlantis main square with huts. They are so tiny that they must sleep standing up
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Meanwhile back at the water ballet. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

What A WOOSE

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holy shit yes
hell yes get em crabs!
🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀
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I always imagine people in 70s movies smelled of ashtray, sweat and gasoline

but that's probably just me

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oh no he's got crabs

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Crab trap

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First time he's had crabs of that size, amirite

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Who puts crabs in a tiger pit?? Honestly. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

CRABS

WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE CRABS

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"...get back! He has crabs!"

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#monsterdon Bell Bottoms are not a victimless crime!

oh oh oh

what if they didn't have the rights to whatever music they originally had there and had to swap it out

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honestly I'd be ok if they just kept showing stock footage of ocean fish on a coral reef for the rest of this movie

#monsterdon there was a time México was known for its pearls, have no idea if they still hsrvest them

100% in favor of the natives killing them
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nah see we gotta make the orchestra sound like they're playing underwater to match the scene! #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe He is - it's called "fuck all"

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#monsterdon So this is a supply chain, JIT delivery, Six Sigma dramatic treatment of blood peral diving in the Phillipines. Check and *yawn* check.

Well it's no octopus harpsichord, but this is suitable odd music

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#Monsterdon "a mermaid, sitting on a greek centaur" they were roommates

whoa, the synth has arrived

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DEAR COMPOSER

PICK A GODDAMN GENRE

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The beauty of that underwater swimming scene is moving me to tears

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do the fish people make their bikinis of kelp is that the idea?

We interrupt tonight's sleazy gross men for some lovely undersea footage.

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lol, here comes an underwater scene......

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And now concerto for scuba diving stock footage in G minor.
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She’s acting as their interpreter…
by speaking very slowly and enunciating with painful clarity. Good thing they brought her along. #monsterdon

Not really liking any of the characters. .. like at all.

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Mermaid on a Greek Centaur? Uhhh.... More like the winner of Miss Kinger's 5th grade sculpture contest

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...was that a joke about how, er, endowed centaurs are?

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Are they going to say "something fishy" twenty more times in this movie?

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Did you only bring one roll of film lady?
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please just throw the spears fish people

"a mermaid sitting on a Greek centaur" sounds like a much better movie. #monsterdon

#monsterdon We're not in Mexico anymore, so we switched to a cooler color pallet.

One word I did not associate with Manuel was "barracuda" #Monsterdon

man speaks perfectly good english, he just likes to fuck with the tourists. frankly, i applaud him. #monsterdon

She basically said...."I'm looking for a guy named Mike. Do you know him?"

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EAST EDDIE beat English into this man! #monsterdon

@amyfou and to think i wasted all those years studying japanese!

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Me at work next year: "I'm speaking to him in a dialogue he can't refuse to understand...the truth!"

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she knows how to speak a foreign language - just talk English slower, louder, and with hand gestures

So her translating involves talking slowly to the natives in English loudly... Is she a scientist or a tourist?
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manuel the barracuda [70s guitar riff]

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Oh she speaks Sloooower and Looooouder. She can translate. #Monsterdon #BeyondAtlantis

@SnoopJ "Boats Boats Boats: The Movie"

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The actress looks like she's about to get seasick

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Her name is Rio!! #monsterdon

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her halter top with the one round tie dye circle thingy

A THREE-HOUR TOUR #Monsterdon