Reminder that I'm Monsterdoning over on my alt!
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@brooke I would watch the 3 Amigos a plethora of times. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon It's quaint to think a group of beings could be aware of life on other planets, be able to travel and even have connections people who make weapons and yet have never built any defensive systems?? Surely someone has pointed out to them there are violent assholes with big ships around.
Sassy ships represent #Nell #monsterdon
I think they bought their sets from the same place Buck Rogers did.
Junk pile? "You can't in that thing?"
"hello there visitors :) "
" D I E >:[ "
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
is this ship gonna try to calculate our personality problems to 10 decimal points? coz it feels like it might. #monsterdon
WARSH BEHIND YER EARS. Shouldn't be wet back there, that grows the stinky.
Is the computer named Nell?
#monsterdon sounds like zed prematurely ended flights
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of course the ship is a grrl.
Boobieship time!
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He runs a tit ship! #monsterdon
What percentage of teenagers watching this movie walked away with a fetish due to the spaceship #monsterdon
Engine's ringing! Aren't you going to answer it? WILL SOMEONE ANSWER THAT ENGINE?
The twink will fight the Varda #monsterdon
@tankgrrl fuck: I was worried that was just me⦠#monsterdon
#monsterdon Famous Varda in history: Frank Lloyd Wright
edit: That ship has testicles, maybe not so much.
He hasn't yet calibrated Siri to recognize his voice.
#Monsterdon So this is Star Warts without the sand?
@Taweret it's called sedona #monsterdon
Why didn't the Big Bad just ask if they're willing to capitulate now, and save 6 days?
Should really name the ship Low Hanging Fruit. #monsterdon
Oh shit, it's a stellar converter.
A 30 year old BOY
I have never been able to take the design if Nell seriously. "We're thinking a space uterus with boobs." #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
Snacks: tamarind candy (and ginger if that runs out)
Drink: Duvel (and Rodenbach Cru if that runs out)
That's a well-equipped starship.
This matches the anime trope where all evil alien races are blue or gray #monsterdon
"You're a boy" "That ship is a junkpile", wise old mentor... wait does that ship have a package?
Wow Mr. Agism over here too old too young. pick a lane
ft. Potato Sack Boy as the pilot! #monsterdon
Nell is an ample girl.
It's Spaceball 1!
Wow that is so built out of parts of a bloackade runner, a YT1300, and a Star Destroyer.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
The special effects are Awesome!
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@rberlim he has promises to keep and miles to go before he sleeps
"I'm not just a boy.
I'm a John Boy!"
"You're a boy"
I think we all know what kind of boy he is
Can someone else please talk about what that ship looked like
Zed's dead?
I'm actually loving the lighting and sets in this one. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars1980
#Monsterdon After #StarWars did EVERY space opera have to start with a giant space ship flyby?
#BattleBeyondTheStars
βI gotta salvage THIS ENTIRE PLANET for one good armβ #monsterdon
The Farter? #Monsterdon
Who will protect us from the people that protect us from the mercenaries?!
Oh hey, it's Westley Crusher. #Monsterdon
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And here's 1980s Will Ferrell
@Taweret my cats keep refusing to go get me cupcakes, so I guess it's just peanut butter cups & ginger ale for #Monsterdon
the only thing that can stop a bad man with a creature of violence is a good guy with a creature of violence #monsterdon
Why come later when you can conquer it now?
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ah yesβ¦the Akiraβ¦β¦ #monsterdon
Whoever did the visual effects on this one might have been better off not identifying themselves
My brain still has this film recorded in SD, off of broadcast, on a well-loved VHS tape I managed to catch 5 minutes in in the mid-80s.
I keep being surprised how *good* this film looks for it's budget class.
WTF! Just killing random people? Sheesh!
Girlfriend: The egg-shaped cave homes are kinda cool.
I bet they got some great cuckoo clocks on that planet. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
you can just call days in your scifi stories days. most planets have days. its a natural way to measure time
all these geometric scene wipes. they are really doing a George Lucas #Monsterdon
"Announcement: I am the bad guy. I'm really, really bad. My objective is to be even worse." #monsterdon
Well, in addition to Star Wars, I detect some Star Trek influence, and a nontrivial dash of Zardoz. #monsterdon
The Paper Chase⦠in space! #Monsterdon
So we got some space warlord shock and awe huh
And miles to go before I sleep
this conquerer has miles to go before he sleeps
βThe penis is evilβ #monsterdon
βI will return in seven risings..."
βYou mean like bread? Seven loafs? That's gonna take a while.β
He's leaving a Space Cicada to watch them. #Monsterdon
Is that the Luke? I bet thatβs the Luke. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon i kinda wanna watch the 3 amigos again some time, i'm not sure it'll hold up tho
I love the flex of a face-orb projecting a gigantic face down to the planet
how much is '7 risings' in like hours?
We're just in it all of a sudden. Did I miss the setup? Or was it just BEEP BOOP HERE WE GO
Picking a planet that orbits a red giant as the location for your people's new colony is probably not the best of ideas.
Oh friends, I thought I had never seen this but the visuals are bringing back ancient memories
Theyβre shooting everyone named Will #monsterdon
Rebel Moon (2023)
youβre an interstellar species with the most powerful weapon in the universe and you want our GRAIN? #monsterdon
Iβll see your Stella converter and raise you a Blanche converter. #Monsterdon
Wow, that's some really accurate armament to be able to pick out individuals from that height. #Monsterdon
What is this fighting technique everyone's on the business end of that they have the cool vertical scar over the eye, it's prominent across space and time #monsterdon
#monsterdon Representation: the evil bad guy has a physical disability! ;)
Wait, why would he burn the whole planet to ash if they don't submit? If we can't have it then nobody can?
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Excellent stunt falls! Wowza!
Holy crap, are they ever obviously referencing the opening of Star Wars IV.
Release the pew pews!
I love beep-beep-boop sound effect that was used everywhere by everyone #monsterdon
#monsterdon Great crowd! Is anyone here from Waukegan?
If I have any commentary while watching Battle Beyond the Stars (1980), this will be my root post for #Monsterdon this week.
If anyone doesn't know what Monsterdon is it is a weekly watch of a movie together and the formal news alerts are posted to the MonsterdonAlert hashtag if you want to see what people are watching this week.
You can mute people's root posts (like this one) or mute either of the hashtags if you aren't interested.
Burned to ass!?
Bad guys ugly. Innocent victims beautiful. #monsterdon
#monsterdon Kodama City, population, all the Kodama
This is exactly how we're going to annex Greenland #monsterdon #uspol
That village looks like something from "Fantastic Planet"
A "Stellar Convertorβ? Curious about what that entails. Does it convert stars into weapons energy? Does it destroy stars?
You cannot resist me. Look at how irresistible I am
A stellar converter. It can make each of you into stars. Well, since you all came from stars, it can turn you all BACK into stars. I guess.