#Monsterdon wait this is magnificent seven / seven samurai

@nev
#SplendaDaddy says "Hundreds, and they just keep making them. Just look at Disney+"
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They're a DESERT PLANET how is he gonna burn it? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon wait is this one of the Riddick movies?

It's a birthmark. Don't stare at it, he gets weird if you do.

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Oh no that pigface society from that one Twilight Zone is real

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The Terrans in Starcraft really should have added evil speech holographic projectors to their battlecruisers, that'd be dope

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Is this…The Wizard of Oz? #monsterdon

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He seems nice

ok time to plant a malware virus in the stellar converter mainframe

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Oooooo cool skull shacks!
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trying to figure out how big that face would be holy carp. He's pretty open about his goals tho.

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if we worship Sador, are we sadists? #monsterdon

not even gonna attempt acting here, huh

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Also BIG Vogon Fleet vibes here.

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oh they dropped in tone. now theyre ominous beepboops UHOH
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Strong call to action from Sador #monsterdon

Sador.

Sa-dor.

Really, Corman?

SUBTLE.

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Alright John Saxon is the baddie. #monsterdon

I'm loving this movie

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@forestine @nev that would be Moonraker #Monsterdon

Wow, that's quite The village set

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Crystal alert!

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That's how I want to go, disintegrated into hand-drawn stardust.

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and sadly your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. #monsterdon

Nice try Sador, but I recognize Administrator Breen when I see him.

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I want to live on a plane where we all wear tunics and crystals tell us what to do

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I keep thinking the ship is the Prince's head from Katamari

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I love how everyone has an emotional support gourd #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

#monsterdon Holy shit! It's a bit low! Maybe.... approach! NOT SO FAST!!!

"Listen up you primitive screw heads" #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Nice model work - but we couldn't blow the satellite up. It sparkle-disintegrated instead.

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Goodnight John Boy.
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@brooke yeah their architecture rocks!

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i am saymore of the malnurished huh?

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#monsterdon those are the cheesiest lasers I've ever seen

This planet looks like a TNG soudstage. So ahead of its time!

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The contrast between the ship model and the interior is HARSH #monsterdon

and just like that... Unicorn dust #monsterdon

Loved the meteo-ship
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And they vanish in a swirl of Care Bear sparkles! They're going to Caresalot! #Monsterdon

Carousel. Guys In Robes 13, replrt to

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#Monsterdon oh i love this planet with the goopy houses

#Monsterdon I live in the computer room at work and I'd go nuts over all that beeping.

Kablooey! #monsterdon

Rood... let them check their weather in peace.

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Could it be a water heater? #monsterdon

@faoluin ikr

That's how you know it's really space

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#monsterdon dang they just got blown into sparkle emojis

@forestine "We're gonna need a bigger spaceship."

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5 bucks says Gar's the Cylon #monsterdon

"We have visitors!"

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Whew! Got here just in time to jump into this week's #Monsterdon and boy is it ever beepy-boopy to start with! :blobrainbow:

Follow or mute the hashtag as you would!

John Sayles. Ooo fancy. #Monsterdon

it's not a real translator unless it's a tissue lodged in your ceiling. #monsterdon

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Universal Translation Machine! ✅

red shirts: bye bye

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@nev damn and they would have been competing with the Jaws ripoffs around the same time. did anybody do a Jaws ripoff in space? #Monsterdon

Also, Roger Corman in Space, I already love it #monsterdon

I recognize the sound of that "old weather ship"! When i was a kid we had an LP of various sound effects, and a few of the tracks were supposedly beeps from real satellites.

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PLANETJACKERS?! #monsterdon

I'm here for this George Peppard, Sybil Danning, Robert Vaughn, Richard Thomas, and John Saxon extravaganza!
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sfx so far is pretty good! I do miss practicals.

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That orrery(?) in the weather ship looks familiar

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"Put it through the language translator"

It says 'beepbeepbeepbeepbeep', sir

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Who is John Sayles, you ask?

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000626/?ref_=ext_shr

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"Hey, we're being visited by a spray can." #Monsterdon

#monsterdon they put some good greeble on that pizza peel, gotta give em that!

And as for that cold front, gonna be real chilly all along the western side of the city this evening, all the way through tomorrow night when it will be light again!

#hippydippyweatherman

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Wow this is like James Horner’s proto-score for The Wrath of Khan #monsterdon

Noooo! Not the meteorologists! 😥

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#Monsterdon weather satellite is a peaceful planet! we have no weapons

Those exterior shots are pretty well done. #monsterdon

Okay that was a decent shot straight up

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My spouse: “What in the Rhythm Nation is this?” #monsterdon

#monsterdon Awww. What a delightful young man enthusiastically greeting the approaching ship with the ominous music.

you know it's high tech because it BEEPS. #monsterdon

greeeeeebling
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Obligatory big ass spaceship fly-by #monsterdon

It's like if you did the Nastromo intro with star wars models. #monsterdon

#monsterdon enhance!

why are there so many dudes just standing around chillin' on the bridge? #monsterdon

I wonder if this model ended up in the ragtag fugitive fleet of Battlestar Galactica. Most of the space ships from this era did. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Uhhhh You got a big hole in the middle of your spaceship there buddy

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Roger Corman movie LETS GO #monsterdon

Vader's coming...

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Niiice spaceship #monsterdon

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I like it that the ship interior is blue and green only

ok im here
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Ooh, score by baby James Horner! #monsterdon

old people: how many Star Wars ripoffs exactly did you all have to put up with in the years after it came out

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Ah yes, the required "giant ship sails majestically past the camera" opening scene
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Or maybe not my internet is not loading archive... I should have checked earlier.
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no that's ac-_there_, we're ac _here_.

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First ship A+. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe unfortunately, they seem to have produced one. #monsterdon

@Taweret what's your #monsterdon snack? i got gooseberries

John Sayles wrote this? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon This opening seems a little, I dunno, _high budget_ for this group- Oh, Roger Corman, there it is :D

#Monsterdon that's just two models from star wars jammed together