We’ve got ourselves some extended tracking shots, people. Gotta show our appreciation for the props department. #monsterdon

Oh I forgot the tit ship was the first one.
She's magnificently endowed with... weapons.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Nice Hephaestus ship. Nice shadings. Even a lens flare. #Monsterdon

@diazona RIGHT??

#Monsterdon

Gotta love ships with an attitude, Gal9000 #monsterdon

"is anybody receiving my transmission?"
not me, kid.
#monsterdon

That is some spectacular kit bashing

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Is it just me or does the guy's ship look like a uterus

At least they are drawing from the full range of reproductive organs for building plans

#Monsterdon

Oh geez. ALWAYS with the creepy human breeding plans. 😬

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This computer is fiesty! She called them "mutant sons of bitches!" I like her.

#Monsterdon

The lights are on, but no one’s home #monsterdon

Oh I remember this place from when Thor visited it #monsterdon

To take this in my usual off topic direction: if the ship is sentient do we think this is a reference to Anne McCaffrey's "The Ship Who Sang" and subsequent books?

#Monsterdon

Watch out kid, there might be reavers in there.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

"How can we hire mercenaries? We don't have money to pay them."
"Simple. We lie."
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Now Battlestar Galactica (original) sound effects for the blasters.

#Monsterdon
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#Monsterdon It's dead, Jim Boy.

Are the engines attached by Fallopian tubes? #monsterdon

#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon No one painted the model!

Hephaestus station. Does every space opera have a station named that or Vulcan? Why do non-humans have Greek/Roman mythology anyway...

#Monsterdon

Unironically loving this slow shot of all the greebly bits on the model though.

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if this ship had any more greeblies it could open its own Toys 'R Us

#monsterdon

our ship’s selling point is the foul-mouthed sassy AI that thinks you suck #monsterdon

What, boobieship has no ludicrous speed?
#Monsterdon

This isn't V'Ger, James Horner.

#monsterdon

@rberlim coming-of-age ritual? #monsterdon

9. This space station is named for the Greek god of getting cuckolded

#Monsterdon

That uterus has balls #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

Meanwhile on Red Dwarf. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Space Napoleon has promises to keep.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Why does everyone has head scars? Are they clones?
#Monsterdon

Ship looks like a hammerhead shark...

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Is Richard Thomas somehow younger here than he was in the 70’s? #Monsterdon

Do you think those aliens both walked into the same bar?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon My job also Union rules dontcha know!

#monsterdon The computer snarking at the Teenager on Quest is honestly very annoying.

I remember Lobo! He took on the entire Green Lantern Corp!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon so wtf is up with this slug shaped ship?

You did nothing bro, the computer saved herself and had to keep you from freaking out at the same time

#Monsterdon

"Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead."
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars #PulpFiction

#Monsterdon Hey, now, he's plenty pale.

Sassy ship, best character ai fad

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Just realized I’ve seen this movie before dubbed in pt-BR when I was a kid! #monsterdon

That AI is serving Flight Of The Navigator

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#monsterdon unfortunately these mooks watching the planet are madeup with kind of cliche forms of physical "ugly" which kind of undermines the unremarked representation of having an evil disabled baddie and an old man who seemed to be blind.

I dunno Nell, this kid is pretty pale

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@flowerpot They look more like seconds from a Frankenstein halloween mask sale.

#Monsterdon

Okay, now I've heard a Star Trek sound effect.

Second time while typing.

Oh, and now music from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

#Monsterdon
#BattleBeyondTheStars

@SarraceniaWilds they got these guys at No Frills #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon What do you think it is, K-Lo?
/smash cut to a mid century husband with a barbecue fork with a hot dog on it- "Weener?"

/Ed Norton as Smoochy- it's, it's it's a ROCKET SHIP

That are some cheap fx
#Monsterdon

"And now Saydar's wearing his left foot."

"OH wow. Saydar was a great artist too."

#MyLeftFootReference

#monsterdon

did i miss what happened to those guys faces...? is that scars or no name brand klingon?
#Monsterdon

how did they manage to make the laser space battle not exciting

#monsterdon

I like this ship this ship is SASSY #monsterdon

Is that a bomber or are those boobs?

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Boobship! #monsterdon

Are those oppressors the precursors to Klingons? #Monsterdon

I will fight to the death for Nell.

Queen sass.

#monsterdon

Watching on Plex I got some ducklings speaking French promoting Dawn, that was kind of neat.
Then a gaming ad, it's like a hockey game.
#monsterdon

Oh this is the tutorial level #monsterdon

Fancy computer comes with the Lwaxana Troi personality module #Monsterdon

why isn't Nell doing the targetting? #monsterdon

Well that was a dick on the radar if I ever saw one. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars1980

A young man like him having a ship like that should have exactly the same cultural implications as a shelf of sexy anime figurines. It's like the waifu pillow of ships.

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#monsterdon it's coming full thrust zed, pull out!

I'm betting the creators of "Deep Space 69" are fans of this movie.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars #DeepSpace69

Get in the Robot John Boy! #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

#Monsterdon Dang, it's too bad Kal-El's chrysalis missed this planet.
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#Monsterdon "you are the navigator"

that's another one to rewatch

now happening on a planet somewhere

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He's too pacifist and his hair is too combed to know how to do violence!!

#Monsterdon

Also, not gonna say anything about the uterus ship saying she's your home now. #Monsterdon

So many LEDs and buttons for such a sexy ship
#Monsterdon

oh ffs those are butane explosions they couldn't even spend for gasoline?

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"What do you think it is?"

Well, it passed right on top of you while you were saying that, so, I dunno, maybe look out the window?

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but the good guys' interior is all orange and brown and I like the blue green and green better I don't know who to root for

obligatory Moog joke #Monsterdon

They've all got asscracks on their heads.

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Does that ship have boobs? #monsterdon

Kind of curious, if Nell is so smart why does she need somebody to flip her switches?
#monsterdon

it's... Wesley Crusher in a DS9 runabout? #monsterdon

#monsterdon "I'm your home now" okay, thanks mommy

are the truck nuts actually integrated into the hull of the ship

#Monsterdon

Anyone know, is Richard Thomas washed up at this point in his career?
#Monsterdon

John Boy's an astronaut now.

#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon

#monsterdon aw , I missed the tiddy craft

this is too pretty for monsterdon. i feel spoiled
#Monsterdon

Cameron, dude.

This is why you don't give spaceships V-neck shirts.

#monsterdon

Bold use of pleather in the ship interiors #monsterdon

Oh, hey, the boob ship talks! #monsterdon

That ship looks like Moya and Rygel had a baby. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon the ship has tiddy

I adore you #monsterdon. You are the best.

Here are two back to back posts I saw on the feed:

The first: Can someone else please talk about what that ship looked like.

The second: uh. does that spaceship have tits?

So, um, there's a spaceship. With boobs?

NELL! #Monsterdon

It's Voyager!

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

I'M YOUR HOME NOW, HAL. I mean kid

#Monsterdon

thats a treat synth rack setup #monsterdon