To take this in my usual off topic direction: if the ship is sentient do we think this is a reference to Anne McCaffrey's "The Ship Who Sang" and subsequent books?
Watch out kid, there might be reavers in there.
"How can we hire mercenaries? We don't have money to pay them."
"Simple. We lie."
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
Now Battlestar Galactica (original) sound effects for the blasters.
#Monsterdon It's dead, Jim Boy.
Are the engines attached by Fallopian tubes? #monsterdon
#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon No one painted the model!
Hephaestus station. Does every space opera have a station named that or Vulcan? Why do non-humans have Greek/Roman mythology anyway...
Unironically loving this slow shot of all the greebly bits on the model though.
if this ship had any more greeblies it could open its own Toys 'R Us
our ship’s selling point is the foul-mouthed sassy AI that thinks you suck #monsterdon
What, boobieship has no ludicrous speed?
#Monsterdon
This isn't V'Ger, James Horner.
@rberlim coming-of-age ritual? #monsterdon
9. This space station is named for the Greek god of getting cuckolded
That uterus has balls #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars
Meanwhile on Red Dwarf. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
Space Napoleon has promises to keep.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
Why does everyone has head scars? Are they clones?
#Monsterdon
Ship looks like a hammerhead shark...
Is Richard Thomas somehow younger here than he was in the 70’s? #Monsterdon
Do you think those aliens both walked into the same bar?
#monsterdon My job also Union rules dontcha know!
#monsterdon The computer snarking at the Teenager on Quest is honestly very annoying.
I remember Lobo! He took on the entire Green Lantern Corp!
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#monsterdon so wtf is up with this slug shaped ship?
You did nothing bro, the computer saved herself and had to keep you from freaking out at the same time
"Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead."
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars #PulpFiction
#Monsterdon Hey, now, he's plenty pale.
Sassy ship, best character ai fad
Just realized I’ve seen this movie before dubbed in pt-BR when I was a kid! #monsterdon
That AI is serving Flight Of The Navigator
not many electric shavers can do warp drive
#monsterdon unfortunately these mooks watching the planet are madeup with kind of cliche forms of physical "ugly" which kind of undermines the unremarked representation of having an evil disabled baddie and an old man who seemed to be blind.
I dunno Nell, this kid is pretty pale
@flowerpot They look more like seconds from a Frankenstein halloween mask sale.
Okay, now I've heard a Star Trek sound effect.
Second time while typing.
Oh, and now music from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
@SarraceniaWilds they got these guys at No Frills #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon What do you think it is, K-Lo?
/smash cut to a mid century husband with a barbecue fork with a hot dog on it- "Weener?"
/Ed Norton as Smoochy- it's, it's it's a ROCKET SHIP
That are some cheap fx
#Monsterdon
"And now Saydar's wearing his left foot."
"OH wow. Saydar was a great artist too."
Some real Dark Star vibes with this one.
did i miss what happened to those guys faces...? is that scars or no name brand klingon?
#Monsterdon
how did they manage to make the laser space battle not exciting
I like this ship this ship is SASSY #monsterdon
Is that a bomber or are those boobs?
Boobship! #monsterdon
Are those oppressors the precursors to Klingons? #Monsterdon
Watching on Plex I got some ducklings speaking French promoting Dawn, that was kind of neat.
Then a gaming ad, it's like a hockey game.
#monsterdon
Oh this is the tutorial level #monsterdon
Fancy computer comes with the Lwaxana Troi personality module #Monsterdon
why isn't Nell doing the targetting? #monsterdon
Well that was a dick on the radar if I ever saw one. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars1980
A young man like him having a ship like that should have exactly the same cultural implications as a shelf of sexy anime figurines. It's like the waifu pillow of ships.
I'm betting the creators of "Deep Space 69" are fans of this movie.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars #DeepSpace69
#monsterdon it's coming full thrust zed, pull out!
Get in the Robot John Boy! #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
#Monsterdon Dang, it's too bad Kal-El's chrysalis missed this planet.
#BattleBeyondTheStars
#Monsterdon "you are the navigator"
that's another one to rewatch
now happening on a planet somewhere
He's too pacifist and his hair is too combed to know how to do violence!!
So many LEDs and buttons for such a sexy ship
#Monsterdon
Also, not gonna say anything about the uterus ship saying she's your home now. #Monsterdon
oh ffs those are butane explosions they couldn't even spend for gasoline?
"What do you think it is?"
Well, it passed right on top of you while you were saying that, so, I dunno, maybe look out the window?
obligatory Moog joke #Monsterdon
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but the good guys' interior is all orange and brown and I like the blue green and green better I don't know who to root for
They've all got asscracks on their heads.
Does that ship have boobs? #monsterdon
Kind of curious, if Nell is so smart why does she need somebody to flip her switches?
#monsterdon
#monsterdon "I'm your home now" okay, thanks mommy
it's... Wesley Crusher in a DS9 runabout? #monsterdon
are the truck nuts actually integrated into the hull of the ship
Anyone know, is Richard Thomas washed up at this point in his career?
#Monsterdon
John Boy's an astronaut now.
#monsterdon aw , I missed the tiddy craft
this is too pretty for monsterdon. i feel spoiled
#Monsterdon
Bold use of pleather in the ship interiors #monsterdon
That ship looks like Moya and Rygel had a baby. #Monsterdon
Oh, hey, the boob ship talks! #monsterdon
I adore you #monsterdon. You are the best.
Here are two back to back posts I saw on the feed:
The first: Can someone else please talk about what that ship looked like.
The second: uh. does that spaceship have tits?
So, um, there's a spaceship. With boobs?
#Monsterdon the ship has tiddy
NELL! #Monsterdon
It's Voyager!
I'M YOUR HOME NOW, HAL. I mean kid
thats a treat synth rack setup #monsterdon
Reminder that I'm Monsterdoning over on my alt!
#monsterdon
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@brooke I would watch the 3 Amigos a plethora of times. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon It's quaint to think a group of beings could be aware of life on other planets, be able to travel and even have connections people who make weapons and yet have never built any defensive systems?? Surely someone has pointed out to them there are violent assholes with big ships around.
I think they bought their sets from the same place Buck Rogers did.
Sassy ships represent #Nell #monsterdon
Junk pile? "You can't in that thing?"
"hello there visitors :) "
" D I E >:[ "
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
is this ship gonna try to calculate our personality problems to 10 decimal points? coz it feels like it might. #monsterdon
WARSH BEHIND YER EARS. Shouldn't be wet back there, that grows the stinky.
Is the computer named Nell?