"i've seen wars, large and star-- i mean SMALL" #monsterdon
Dude got tied to a convertible cybertruck #monsterdon
Lol He walks in the room and the old man flashes him immediately?
@brooke In the past we had chastity belts, in the future we have.... π€¦
Letβs take the car, itβs slower. #Monsterdon
Okay, during the docking, I see it.
Also, this guy couldn't have handled docking in Elite: Dangerous.
Gosh, that golf cart was so much better than walking to meet the Dr. #Monsterdon
@Smallwork JOHN BOY! I was trying to remember where I'd seen that actor before. #Monsterdon
Surgery that is post C3PO but also post West World #Monsterdon
100 year old resurrected Jimmy Carter Iron Man says SHUT UP WESLEY #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars
#monsterdon The good doctor is basically a talking iron lung.
This looks an awful lot like the Captain Pike's future death scene from Star Trek Discovery and Strange New Worlds.
yeah yeah time to die but can you hold off until we can find a mercenary or two?
is that davros? is he going to give them dalek to defend themselves with? #monsterdon
I wanna ride a lil cart around a space station
"I'm an old man!"
...Mostly. #Monsterdon
I do like the Roomba ride-on #monsterdon
Ah, guess not. But he's a cyborg, so I'm giving myself partial credit.
what is this varda thing they were talking about? sounds like some kind of motor oil.
#monsterdon
#monsterdon doctor flashed him right off the bat
Zed, as in Zed's Dead Baby, or Zed as in Zardoz?
omg. do i want to be robo mechanic girl or do i want to date robo mechanic girl the forever bi girl conundrum
#Monsterdon
@allanb
But not free range or grass fed π
Why is he singing? Is that considered AI art? Should we br against it? #monsterdon
Darth OldFart, as he was known across the galaxy.
oh no, hahaha, you can see the doctor's body moving behind the prop in that first shot.....
Is that vehicle modeled after a Famicom?
#monsterdon Aren't there easier ways to get john boy to report to sick bay?
SAFETY FIRST #monsterdon
Space ships have thrusters, why not breasts?
#Monsterdon π¨βπ π©βπ π πͺ β β π₯π₯ π±
the love interest for John Boy has used one of those crinkle irons for her hair
The original android music system. #Monsterdon
I always knew there was something a little uncanny about the Kingβs Sngers. #Monsterdon
@trixter gonna be a lot of βthe writerβs barely disguised fetishβ tonight on #monsterdon it looks like
oh, so she's just an average fedi user
#monsterdon
yes yes much faster than walking
#Monsterdon she's never seen another living man except her father, OF COURSE *smdh*
Let you out? Hell no, I'm getting in, we're gonna tour the air ducts
#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon "You're a sophisticated piece of robotic technology, here, let me use you as a stereo system." Yeah, she's human alright.
Girlfriend: Itβs Data!
"I'm warm. I'm organic. I'm mushy and everything!" #Monsterdon
Actually, Hephaestus is the doctor. The human/robot hybrid is Hephaestus' monster #monsterdon
I'm not sure why people keep saying boobship. I'm getting more of a space snail vibe, which is an interesting aesthetic choice, considering.
malfunctioning android singing hold music, 10/10 no notes #monsterdon
Ah, I see his plan is to annoy her into kicking him off the facility. Brilliant!
βThis android can fit three whole Glee Clubs in it!β #monsterdon
@north I love it!
Ah, the majestic scoring for the elegant docking sequence for the... boob ship.
Ah yes. 8tracks of the future
Well Bingo is going well today
Taking castrati to a new level.
Why would you sit in the clear trap chair?
OK BUT WHY WOULD YOU GET IN IT
#Monsterdon THAT'S a soldering gun. Reminds me of grandpa's heavy sucker.
Okay now the roboticist lady I like π
...Where are these two in relation to each other? #Monsterdon
I suppose those are voice coils #monsterdon
Does that ship have fallopian tubes?
The budget went all to ship models didnβt it? #monsterdon
#monsterdon Someday a space station will have actually security protocols for docking but today is not that day.
This #Monsterdon tries really hard to be star wars and a star trek movie all at once and isn't quite either
okay, that's one complicated speaker, but i think i might like it. #monsterdon
Star Trek ish docking scene. #Monsterdon
UHHHHHH?????? #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars
Bishop? #Monsterdon
#monsterdon MOOD
Nice to know dentists are still around in A Legally Distinct Galaxy Far Far Away #Monsterdon
well one thing we do know is that this battle wasnt the titular, i still see stars around, we are not yet beyond them
#Monsterdon
@ryan There's definitely a market for a tiddy ship that berates you.
Legally distinct star ship hallway.
Thatβs a sassy boobship #monsterdon
#monsterdon space hole
π¦#MONSTERDON ποΈ
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Per a Richard Thomas interview, Sybil Danning's costume suffered malfunctions. To keep the top of the costume from slipping off, they used
Nell's quite the shit-talker for a ship that can't pilot itself.
Some pretty John Williams scoring here too!
Still digging the practical fx tho.
#monsterdon
boobily docking of boobily docking oh boobily docking along
Kid you've never flown a ship. Much less landed one in a docking bay. Are we supposed to like this kid?
Ah, #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
IIRC, James Cameron invented a few major SFX techniques for the film, which was quite impressive considering it was a Roger Corman production.
And now the disturbingly fleshy ship shaped like a twisted naked woman will ~dock~ #Monsterdon
C'mon bar scene. These guys are already waiting for our hero there, just having drinks.
Dr H has a real big house
I think you need consent if you're going to enter that docking bay with that ship.
I love a ship with sass. @flowerpot
10. Our hero's space ship has breasts
... boob ship? Really?
@diazona That's the vibe they went with #monsterdon
Weβve got ourselves some extended tracking shots, people. Gotta show our appreciation for the props department. #monsterdon
Oh I forgot the tit ship was the first one.
She's magnificently endowed with... weapons.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
Nice Hephaestus ship. Nice shadings. Even a lens flare. #Monsterdon
@diazona RIGHT??
Gotta love ships with an attitude, Gal9000 #monsterdon
"is anybody receiving my transmission?"
not me, kid.
#monsterdon
That is some spectacular kit bashing
Is it just me or does the guy's ship look like a uterus
At least they are drawing from the full range of reproductive organs for building plans
This computer is fiesty! She called them "mutant sons of bitches!" I like her.
Oh geez. ALWAYS with the creepy human breeding plans. π¬
The lights are on, but no oneβs home #monsterdon
Oh I remember this place from when Thor visited it #monsterdon