Videodrome reference? #Monsterdon

BREEEEEED #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

Life must suck to be a head on a plinth. Can't even have a fap, or pick your nose.

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#monsterdon ahhhhHHHHHHHH lmaoo

I trust you. Check out my innards.

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but why are we listening to this old guy in the giant mecha-egg

#monsterdon you met my daughter... Giggaiddy

Cryptic Yoda Dalek. #monsterdon

Hey kid, check out my parts

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"YOU ARE WELCOME"
*shows guts*
"get flashed noob"
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"Damn those mutant sons of bitches."
Language lady. My goodness.
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He named his robots Leprous and Screw?

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#Monsterdon Now we have a Tron reference.

Your planet is doomed! Doomed!

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#monsterdon brooooooooo

Oh, snap. It’s an android world. World’s most awkward seatbelt!

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MSE-6 droid (large)

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@foolishowl I think it's the pendulous parts #monsterdon

"i've seen wars, large and star-- i mean SMALL" #monsterdon

Dude got tied to a convertible cybertruck #monsterdon

Lol He walks in the room and the old man flashes him immediately?

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@brooke In the past we had chastity belts, in the future we have.... 🤦

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Gosh, that golf cart was so much better than walking to meet the Dr. #Monsterdon

Let’s take the car, it’s slower. #Monsterdon

Okay, during the docking, I see it.

Also, this guy couldn't have handled docking in Elite: Dangerous.

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Surgery that is post C3PO but also post West World #Monsterdon

@Smallwork JOHN BOY! I was trying to remember where I'd seen that actor before. #Monsterdon

100 year old resurrected Jimmy Carter Iron Man says SHUT UP WESLEY #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

#monsterdon The good doctor is basically a talking iron lung.

This looks an awful lot like the Captain Pike's future death scene from Star Trek Discovery and Strange New Worlds.

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yeah yeah time to die but can you hold off until we can find a mercenary or two?

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is that davros? is he going to give them dalek to defend themselves with? #monsterdon

I wanna ride a lil cart around a space station

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"I'm an old man!"

...Mostly. #Monsterdon

I do like the Roomba ride-on #monsterdon

Ah, guess not. But he's a cyborg, so I'm giving myself partial credit.

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what is this varda thing they were talking about? sounds like some kind of motor oil.
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#monsterdon doctor flashed him right off the bat

Zed, as in Zed's Dead Baby, or Zed as in Zardoz?

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omg. do i want to be robo mechanic girl or do i want to date robo mechanic girl the forever bi girl conundrum
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@allanb
But not free range or grass fed 😂

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Why is he singing? Is that considered AI art? Should we br against it? #monsterdon

Darth OldFart, as he was known across the galaxy.

#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon

Common ship parts:
- bow
- starboard
- port
- boobies

@Taweret

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oh no, hahaha, you can see the doctor's body moving behind the prop in that first shot.....

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Is that vehicle modeled after a Famicom?

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#monsterdon Aren't there easier ways to get john boy to report to sick bay?

Space ships have thrusters, why not breasts?

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the love interest for John Boy has used one of those crinkle irons for her hair

The original android music system. #Monsterdon

I always knew there was something a little uncanny about the King’s Sngers. #Monsterdon

@trixter gonna be a lot of “the writer’s barely disguised fetish” tonight on #monsterdon it looks like

yes yes much faster than walking

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#Monsterdon she's never seen another living man except her father, OF COURSE *smdh*

Let you out? Hell no, I'm getting in, we're gonna tour the air ducts

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#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon "You're a sophisticated piece of robotic technology, here, let me use you as a stereo system." Yeah, she's human alright.

Girlfriend: It’s Data!

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"I'm warm. I'm organic. I'm mushy and everything!" #Monsterdon

Actually, Hephaestus is the doctor. The human/robot hybrid is Hephaestus' monster #monsterdon

I'm not sure why people keep saying boobship. I'm getting more of a space snail vibe, which is an interesting aesthetic choice, considering.

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malfunctioning android singing hold music, 10/10 no notes #monsterdon

Ah, I see his plan is to annoy her into kicking him off the facility. Brilliant!

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“This android can fit three whole Glee Clubs in it!” #monsterdon

@north I love it!

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Ah, the majestic scoring for the elegant docking sequence for the... boob ship.

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Ah yes. 8tracks of the future

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Well Bingo is going well today

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

schlaflos

#Monsterdon entdeckt

noch schlafloser

Taking castrati to a new level.

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Why would you sit in the clear trap chair?

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OK BUT WHY WOULD YOU GET IN IT

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#Monsterdon THAT'S a soldering gun. Reminds me of grandpa's heavy sucker.

...Where are these two in relation to each other? #Monsterdon

I suppose those are voice coils #monsterdon

The budget went all to ship models didn’t it? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Someday a space station will have actually security protocols for docking but today is not that day.

This #Monsterdon tries really hard to be star wars and a star trek movie all at once and isn't quite either

okay, that's one complicated speaker, but i think i might like it. #monsterdon

Star Trek ish docking scene. #Monsterdon

UHHHHHH?????? #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

Bishop? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon MOOD

Nice to know dentists are still around in A Legally Distinct Galaxy Far Far Away #Monsterdon

well one thing we do know is that this battle wasnt the titular, i still see stars around, we are not yet beyond them
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@ryan There's definitely a market for a tiddy ship that berates you.

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Legally distinct star ship hallway.

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That’s a sassy boobship #monsterdon

#monsterdon space hole

Nell's quite the shit-talker for a ship that can't pilot itself.
Some pretty John Williams scoring here too!
Still digging the practical fx tho.
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"I'm Up Here" 30-Minute Poll

Per a Richard Thomas interview, Sybil Danning's costume suffered malfunctions. To keep the top of the costume from slipping off, they used

boobily docking of boobily docking oh boobily docking along

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Kid you've never flown a ship. Much less landed one in a docking bay. Are we supposed to like this kid?

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And now the disturbingly fleshy ship shaped like a twisted naked woman will ~dock~ #Monsterdon

Dr H has a real big house

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I think you need consent if you're going to enter that docking bay with that ship.

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I love a ship with sass. @flowerpot

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10. Our hero's space ship has breasts

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... boob ship? Really?

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@diazona That's the vibe they went with #monsterdon