"i've seen wars, large and star-- i mean SMALL" #monsterdon

Dude got tied to a convertible cybertruck #monsterdon

Lol He walks in the room and the old man flashes him immediately?

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@brooke In the past we had chastity belts, in the future we have.... 🤦

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Let’s take the car, it’s slower. #Monsterdon

Okay, during the docking, I see it.

Also, this guy couldn't have handled docking in Elite: Dangerous.

#Monsterdon
#BattleBeyondTheStars

Gosh, that golf cart was so much better than walking to meet the Dr. #Monsterdon

@Smallwork JOHN BOY! I was trying to remember where I'd seen that actor before. #Monsterdon

Surgery that is post C3PO but also post West World #Monsterdon

100 year old resurrected Jimmy Carter Iron Man says SHUT UP WESLEY #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

#monsterdon The good doctor is basically a talking iron lung.

This looks an awful lot like the Captain Pike's future death scene from Star Trek Discovery and Strange New Worlds.

#Monsterdon

yeah yeah time to die but can you hold off until we can find a mercenary or two?

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

is that davros? is he going to give them dalek to defend themselves with? #monsterdon

I wanna ride a lil cart around a space station

#monsterdon

"I'm an old man!"

...Mostly. #Monsterdon

I do like the Roomba ride-on #monsterdon

Ah, guess not. But he's a cyborg, so I'm giving myself partial credit.

#Monsterdon

what is this varda thing they were talking about? sounds like some kind of motor oil.
#monsterdon

#monsterdon doctor flashed him right off the bat

Zed, as in Zed's Dead Baby, or Zed as in Zardoz?

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omg. do i want to be robo mechanic girl or do i want to date robo mechanic girl the forever bi girl conundrum
#Monsterdon

@allanb
But not free range or grass fed 😂

#Monsterdon

Why is he singing? Is that considered AI art? Should we br against it? #monsterdon

Darth OldFart, as he was known across the galaxy.

#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon

Common ship parts:
- bow
- starboard
- port
- boobies

@Taweret

#monsterdon

oh no, hahaha, you can see the doctor's body moving behind the prop in that first shot.....

#monsterdon

Is that vehicle modeled after a Famicom?

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#monsterdon Aren't there easier ways to get john boy to report to sick bay?

SAFETY FIRST #monsterdon

Space ships have thrusters, why not breasts?

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the love interest for John Boy has used one of those crinkle irons for her hair

The original android music system. #Monsterdon

I always knew there was something a little uncanny about the King’s Sngers. #Monsterdon

@trixter gonna be a lot of “the writer’s barely disguised fetish” tonight on #monsterdon it looks like

oh, so she's just an average fedi user
#monsterdon

yes yes much faster than walking

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#Monsterdon she's never seen another living man except her father, OF COURSE *smdh*

Let you out? Hell no, I'm getting in, we're gonna tour the air ducts

#Monsterdon

#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon "You're a sophisticated piece of robotic technology, here, let me use you as a stereo system." Yeah, she's human alright.

Girlfriend: It’s Data!

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"I'm warm. I'm organic. I'm mushy and everything!" #Monsterdon

Actually, Hephaestus is the doctor. The human/robot hybrid is Hephaestus' monster #monsterdon

I'm not sure why people keep saying boobship. I'm getting more of a space snail vibe, which is an interesting aesthetic choice, considering.

#Monsterdon
#BattleBeyondTheStars

malfunctioning android singing hold music, 10/10 no notes #monsterdon

Ah, I see his plan is to annoy her into kicking him off the facility. Brilliant!

#Monsterdon

“This android can fit three whole Glee Clubs in it!” #monsterdon

@north I love it!

#monsterdon

Ah, the majestic scoring for the elegant docking sequence for the... boob ship.

#Monsterdon

Ah yes. 8tracks of the future

#Monsterdon

schlaflos

#Monsterdon entdeckt

noch schlafloser

Well Bingo is going well today

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Taking castrati to a new level.

#Monsterdon

Why would you sit in the clear trap chair?

#Monsterdon

OK BUT WHY WOULD YOU GET IN IT

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

#Monsterdon THAT'S a soldering gun. Reminds me of grandpa's heavy sucker.

Okay now the roboticist lady I like 😁

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...Where are these two in relation to each other? #Monsterdon

I suppose those are voice coils #monsterdon

Does that ship have fallopian tubes?

#monsterdon

The budget went all to ship models didn’t it? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Someday a space station will have actually security protocols for docking but today is not that day.

This #Monsterdon tries really hard to be star wars and a star trek movie all at once and isn't quite either

okay, that's one complicated speaker, but i think i might like it. #monsterdon

Star Trek ish docking scene. #Monsterdon

UHHHHHH?????? #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

Bishop? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon MOOD

Nice to know dentists are still around in A Legally Distinct Galaxy Far Far Away #Monsterdon

well one thing we do know is that this battle wasnt the titular, i still see stars around, we are not yet beyond them
#Monsterdon

@ryan There's definitely a market for a tiddy ship that berates you.

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Legally distinct star ship hallway.

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That’s a sassy boobship #monsterdon

#monsterdon space hole

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"I'm Up Here" 30-Minute Poll

Per a Richard Thomas interview, Sybil Danning's costume suffered malfunctions. To keep the top of the costume from slipping off, they used

Nell's quite the shit-talker for a ship that can't pilot itself.
Some pretty John Williams scoring here too!
Still digging the practical fx tho.
#monsterdon

boobily docking of boobily docking oh boobily docking along

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Kid you've never flown a ship. Much less landed one in a docking bay. Are we supposed to like this kid?

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Ah, #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

IIRC, James Cameron invented a few major SFX techniques for the film, which was quite impressive considering it was a Roger Corman production.

And now the disturbingly fleshy ship shaped like a twisted naked woman will ~dock~ #Monsterdon

C'mon bar scene. These guys are already waiting for our hero there, just having drinks.

#monsterdon

Dr H has a real big house

#monsterdon

I think you need consent if you're going to enter that docking bay with that ship.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

I love a ship with sass. @flowerpot

#monsterdon

10. Our hero's space ship has breasts

#Monsterdon

... boob ship? Really?

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@diazona That's the vibe they went with #monsterdon

We’ve got ourselves some extended tracking shots, people. Gotta show our appreciation for the props department. #monsterdon

Oh I forgot the tit ship was the first one.
She's magnificently endowed with... weapons.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Nice Hephaestus ship. Nice shadings. Even a lens flare. #Monsterdon

@diazona RIGHT??

#Monsterdon

Gotta love ships with an attitude, Gal9000 #monsterdon

"is anybody receiving my transmission?"
not me, kid.
#monsterdon

That is some spectacular kit bashing

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Is it just me or does the guy's ship look like a uterus

At least they are drawing from the full range of reproductive organs for building plans

#Monsterdon

This computer is fiesty! She called them "mutant sons of bitches!" I like her.

#Monsterdon

Oh geez. ALWAYS with the creepy human breeding plans. 😬

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The lights are on, but no one’s home #monsterdon

Oh I remember this place from when Thor visited it #monsterdon