Melted dollar store clearance majel barrett #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

I wonder what form of genitalia this new ship is supposed to be

#Monsterdon

Could we get a passing grade on the Bechdel Test...

#Monsterdon

[Whooshing] #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

I'm not sure telling a story of small children in a distant community lacking immune system response will get the woman to "breed" with you, but her life does seem pretty boring. #Monsterdon

@SarraceniaWilds For surface mount pieces a centimeter across, yeah #monsterdon

Oh yes! Agency! Get in your ship & give chase. #monsterdon

And it's Blade Runner too... #monsterdon

@Ayyyydrew It didn't waste any time on that, at least

#Monsterdon

I do find the random stuff glued to the walls interesting

#Monsterdon

"You know about computers, you can help us!" hoo boy. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars1980

Saunders the breakdancing butler android #monsterdon

"he's not the man he used to be let's get outta here"

🎶🎵🎶DAAAH-DAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNN🎵🎶🎵

#Monsterdon

is this agrospaceboy passing the talk on the station's daughter?
#monsterdon

boob ship away, I guess

#monsterdon

Twink is so scared of losing his virginity to space lady that he asks her if she doesn’t have enough toys. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Christ, he's a Pickup Fartist?

Enhance... enhance... enhance...
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon "Such as it is." Ouch! Quite a burn.

"And how is old Doc Hephaestus?" Absolutely bonkers. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

so I think maybe the robots are supposed to be funny

#monsterdon

Young man's first priority, get laid....then save home planet

#monsterdon

Bounce house lookin ass bridge #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

#monsterdon Our hero is informing this isolated daughter of creepy robot maker father stories about other planets. But his planet's society has no ability to defend itself. I have many questions.

boobbityballsship AWAY!

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

You know about computers! You can help us!

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondtheStars

Hey, that android knew he was going to get wrecked and still helped you! Lame ass hero :/ #Monsterdon

That's just mean to that poor Android

#Monsterdon

Great opsec on Hephaestus station, I see.

#monsterdon

I’m going back, back to my potato sack #monsterdon

When did “data banks” fall out of use?

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

lets all just stand here with our faces five inches from each other

#monsterdon

#monsterdon oh crap we all know about computers

The breaking out ceremony mostly happens at puberty.

#Monsterdon

Her hair must require like five hours of daily crimping. #Monsterdon

In space you don’t need a bra. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon there's the mole

Um, I think the score is trying to have a love theme, but I’m not feeling it. #monsterdon

So affirming that these are not humans?

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Ducklings are hanglos this time. Not quite as cute.
#monsterdon

Man don't flop your clammy hands all over her face like that -_- #Monsterdon

#monsterdon the mole hasn't had a shot in nearly 5 minutes

fellow computer-touchers: do we regret the vocabulary transition from "databanks" to "databases"?
#monsterdon

Androids are close talkers huh?
#monsterdon

@Keiraleesharonart You'd think at that breakneck speed something would be happening now

#Monsterdon

If an android could be annoyed with being interrupted.

Also, Dad seems a little too eager to be watching.

#Monsterdon

"i will get my daughter a boy-pet!"
nooo what if shes a little gay. i better fly up and ask brb
#Monsterdon

We *know* about Quarians, SHAD.

#monsterdon

That is one ugly amazingly detailed space station. Almost reminds me of the ends of colonies in the original Gundam.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Worst farmer's daughter joke ever.
#monsterdon

@Taweret the movie has heard about comedy from its databanks but it has never experienced it #Monsterdon

that bit feel like it was maybe supposed to be comedy but its hard to tell

#monsterdon

Whitney Rydbeck playing Saunders is nailing it omg, his movements are perfection

#Monsterdon

Is this going to be like when that ship fell in love with Bender 🤔

#Monsterdon

Most android-run space stations have conjugal suites.

#Monsterdon

STOP MONOLOGUING #monsterdon

"Prepare the conjugal suite."

I didn't realize this was that kind of movie.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "i will face the peril!" "no, it's much too perilous!"

Younger millennials, you might not know it but there was a time every beautiful fantasy woman had crimped hair, spiral ringlets and braids all at the same time

#Monsterdon

y'know with a little more polish her workshop could be a 4th doctor set

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

And see if we got any Barry White recordings #monsterdon

#monsterdon wait wait if he's always in your presence when you're on his station..... That means...

“...that's the whole sound effects budget?"
“Sure, how much can a power drill and a plastic tube cost?"

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

#monsterdon Space station scenarios like this always have me questioning issues like resource management and supply systems. How does this station get materials to maintain robots? Like do people who drop them off for repair bring lots of materials??

That is a very slow cart #monsterdon

Most awkward matchmaking ever.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

So...uhh...when has anyone changed that bowl of soup Hephaestus is marinating in?

#monsterdon

12. Somewhere there is still a planet that needs saving, one assumes

#Monsterdon

Autotune the ‘droids #monsterdon

Saunders like, DUDE just let me do my job! #monsterdon

Dr Haphaestus, this is a super problematic scheme #monsterdon

Thinking is done. Time for snu snu.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Oh hey, he's got a robotic Senator KFC. #Monsterdon

is that Chevy Chase?
#monsterdon

Bresticles iiiiiiiin spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace~~
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

I keep expecting Blowfeld to show up because the set is a lot like You Only Live Twice.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm "sorry"!

Daddy Dalek wants your biological disistinctiveness. #monsterdon

@SarraceniaWilds The tool she's using looks like it should be dispensing cake icing #monsterdon

@strangefour We've seen much worse

#Monsterdon

I love that the doors are Darth Vader 's Breathing sound effect

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

the media will convince him? or what?

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

#monsterdon is this...is this where break dancing started?

Will I help??

Look dude I'm just a head on top of a pile of washing machine parts what am *I* gonna do?

Your planet is doomed kid

#Monsterdon

This soundtrack is trying it's hardest to be epic and heroic. Good on you little soundtrack.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Lack of consent... sure screams 80s.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Okay I joined late and jumped straight into the breed dialog and I have SO many questions

Pervert android. Stop listening in.

#Monsterdon

why does that android have glasses-- actually never mind #monsterdon

That android had a dope smock
#monsterdon

wait was that bubbles from tpb #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 🪐 ⭐ ⭐ 🥊🥊 😱

That one dude had the best ever android-robot moves tho

#Monsterdon Ah, arranged marriages. Blast from the past.

wait, was that android half of Barnes and Barnes?

#monsterdon

okay that? the android with the glasses? that was data cosplaying devo

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

For once, I arrived in time for #Monsterdon! It seems like I'm at the same spot as everyone else too!

#BattleBeyondTheStars1980

He's so progressive #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

Well unless it's different in this universe, not all organic forms are warm right? Don't know why he thinks it's obvious he's warm. #monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars1980

he's more machine than man #monsterdon