ok: is anybody else hearing a "busy-signal" sound-effect in the background of the Spaceship General Lee?
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I'm impressed, these evil spaceships have somehow managed to not even meet the bar for stormtrooper-level aim, what with their shots that spontaneously veer away from the target

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yea... from behind...
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space cowboy (wrong kind)
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Mr Peppard with his smokes. #monsterdon

Nell says fuck the laws of robotics

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"i've never taken life before"
well you're taking mine rn, but i guess that's really Roger Corman's fault.
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Yes "help" this movie

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the chad Shad and the virgin Varda #monsterdon

"you know about computers" unlike me who apparently relies on computers to fly and talks to them quite normally
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Crap! Confederate flag! #Monsterdon

This was Dukes of Hazzard timeframe

"They have powdered him." That's fun.

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Was that a confederate flag in space? #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars1980

bwong bwong bwong
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YAY I GET TO KILL SOMETHING YAAAAAAY - SpaceBoy, apparently

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George!! #monsterdon

The only good part about his ship is the dead phone line beeping tone #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

We can take life to save life! Like the penny tray at 7-11!

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Oh of course, the 80's version of a cowboy is always flying a confederate flag. Christ.

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#Monsterdon Ok, but where's the dog now, man?

Wait what is up with the flag on that ship.

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Jackers. Tee-hee. #Monsterdon

Did… is this The General Lee as a spaceship?! #monsterdon

Not sure whether the ship intelligence will count as a female for Bechdel counting purposes #monsterdon

Why is that ship flying a confederate flag #monsterdon

Lots of scenes here that remind me of The Wrath of Khan, maybe it’s because of the music but the boobship docking was also very similar #monsterdon

It's that...? Yes. It's a Confederate flag on the side of a space ship.

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#monsterdon OMG, The Stars and Bars. LOL... “Air Israel Please Vacate The Runway” HAHAHAHAH

13. The confederate battle flag on this man's ship demonstrates that he is a racist

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Cowboy!

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Ah. That'd be, uh, "Cowboy." >_> #Monsterdon

The jackers steal ship loads.

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I mean The Lambda Zone is no Phantom Zone #monsterdon

Okay, now I'm getting Lexx vibes. Which is this case, it'd be anticipating.

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Why the hell is there a confederate flag on that ship

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#monsterdon GENERAL LEE IN SPAAAACE

Mad respect to the Umateal, honestly. That was a top notch "fuck you".

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Highway to the Lambda Zone...

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#monsterdon we love a confederate flag in space????

This movie's sound effects are just delightful. Pure audio bliss.

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Is that a confederate flag??!!??

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The Lambda Zone, just a left turn from the Twilight Zone.

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Oh time for weapons demonstration

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HOLD ON WHAT #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

prediction, the computer will get all catty and jealous or something because its a girl computer

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@diazona Yep. We are deep in Corman quality. It's cheap but it's not bad.
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"id like to exchange data with that thing!"

…are the spaceships going to fuck?

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A confederate flag?

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Are we beyond the stars yet? #monsterdon

wait why does the ship have a Dixie flag on it...

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#monsterdon instant emissary, just add water!

"Wait for me in the lambda zone."
Is he ghosting her already? #Monsterdon

fucking slavers in space? of course there's slavers in space

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These aliens' fake foreheads seem to be made of circus peanut substance

I like how they send a message.

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mmmm powdered emmisary, yummy

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"I'm a scientist: I've built a space station, artificial life forms, even a machine to keep my head alive…
of COURSE also a “Conjugal Suite” for my daughter!"

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For a guy who is a whole spaceship, this guy can't control ships getting in and out.
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#monsterdon Oh! Creepy daughter has her own ship. I guess they could be re-supplying with that.

@berniethewordsmith
Don't look to us for answers

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So these are Fiona Apple's parents?

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#monsterdon See kids, back then, scifi didn't anticipated the Fediverse, otherwise there would be a myriad of dudes suggesting Linux to the computer lady

lol, they vaporised the emissary....

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I'm just waiting for one of them to yell HEEEEYYY YOOOUUU GUUUYYYYYSSSSS #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

Instead of "Let's get out of here" the line ought to have been, "Let's bust out of here."

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I hope the lambda zone isn't what they're calling the "frie
nd zone" in the future

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@Zerofactorial paste in a caulking gun to manually apply the ship surface greebling #Monsterdon

"Their answer is in this fun-sized bag of Doritos." #Monsterdon

#monsterdon a coin purse

eating now, will be silent for a little bit

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@berniethewordsmith there are no answers and we've been watching

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"You don't want me to breed with your daughter?"

Well that meet cute has been ruined.

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I too am always telling people to wait for me in the Lambda Zone #monsterdon

@berniethewordsmith I assure you, there are no answers.

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@JoeWynne "quality" lol

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"Wait for me in the Lambda Zone"

I bet you tell that to all the girls, Shad.

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#Monsterdon Is that ship and Ackbar?

Melted dollar store clearance majel barrett #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

I wonder what form of genitalia this new ship is supposed to be

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Could we get a passing grade on the Bechdel Test...

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[Whooshing] #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

Oh yes! Agency! Get in your ship & give chase. #monsterdon

@SarraceniaWilds For surface mount pieces a centimeter across, yeah #monsterdon

I'm not sure telling a story of small children in a distant community lacking immune system response will get the woman to "breed" with you, but her life does seem pretty boring. #Monsterdon

And it's Blade Runner too... #monsterdon

@Ayyyydrew It didn't waste any time on that, at least

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I do find the random stuff glued to the walls interesting

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"You know about computers, you can help us!" hoo boy. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars1980

Saunders the breakdancing butler android #monsterdon

"he's not the man he used to be let's get outta here"

🎶🎵🎶DAAAH-DAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNN🎵🎶🎵

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is this agrospaceboy passing the talk on the station's daughter?
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She's bringing her sick PC case mod with her. #Monsterdon

boob ship away, I guess

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Twink is so scared of losing his virginity to space lady that he asks her if she doesn’t have enough toys. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Christ, he's a Pickup Fartist?

#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon "Such as it is." Ouch! Quite a burn.

Enhance... enhance... enhance...
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so I think maybe the robots are supposed to be funny

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Young man's first priority, get laid....then save home planet

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