Hey, #monsterdon

Look at that ceiling.

Milk crates.

#monsterdon

Sauron! In! Spaaaace! #monsterdon

hm, maybe should have Tubied this, feel like there's fewer ads. Although this one is for Bounty except I think in Chinese, so that's nice.
#monsterdon

And being attacked by the big mouth bass of space!

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

this must be where they steam the hams
#monsterdon

MMmmmmmm. Yes Indeed! GELFLING LOOK TAAAAAASTY!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon the ship is doing some serious gaping

The number of characters in this movie is rising at an alarming rate

#Monsterdon

Oh no! Not the hot vents!

#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon

Amorphous space blob in the Lambda zone!

#monsterdon

🐸 🚀

#monsterdon

Oh no Android mechanic lady is flying into some out of focus tinsel!

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

See, he's folksy like Han Solo, only more folksy, which makes him more cool, right?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon "then I'll show you how to smoke a cigarette all sultry like!"

dont shake the hand of this offbrand space fae
#Monsterdon

oh no, Nanelia's ship has been captured by a screensaver #monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf it's beginning to freak me out 😛
#monsterdon

custer's last stand? so this is a future where earth exists and not like a galaxy far far away. I was unclear on that

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Nice setup that the space trucker haa a bunch of weapons and also is a trained fighter.

She's fallen prey to the Baby Shake Anomaly #Monsterdon

Oh yeah, they were *not* subtle about the Confederate flag.

#Monsterdon
#BattleBeyondTheStars

@SRLevine Han didn't seem that bothered by fighting though

I guess, more like he didn't really care, than that he was opposed to it in any way

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon bisexual lightingmade her faint??

The Boy engages Guilt Trip! It’s Super Effective! #monsterdon

Gotcha there, Cowboy.

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🌌 TRIVIA BEYOND THE STARS 🪐

When you see an alien language on starship screens, it may be Hebrew.

There is so much of the plot stolen from Kurosawa's Seven Samurai, filmmakers made homage by naming certain aliens Akira from the planer Akir.

#BattleBeyondTheStars

Meanwhile, in the Lambda Zone...

#Monsterdon

oh yeah this guy is hella loaded right now
#monsterdon

Those weapons are going to be as useful as all the weapons of that technologically advanced race that sent back their emissary as dust just a moment ago

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Do we think Nell's light-up speaker is supposed to resemble a body part? #monsterdon

The lesson here is to not powderise your enemy's courier unless you want to planet to glow in the dark.

#Monsterdon

So the stellar converter actually converts planets into stars #monsterdon

@Tim_Eagon Battle Beyond the Stars (1980)!

It is... definitely something

#Monsterdon

We're watching Battle Beyond the Stars! @Tim_Eagon

#monsterdon

she even had her space suitcase ready. she wanted her own ride, cuz she’s an independent whoahmam

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

"Yeah."

#Monsterdon

looks more like fishing trip dad than space racist cowboy. its the vest.
#Monsterdon

Glad he knows what the stellar converter is, even though he's never seen it before and only heard of it once

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Uh, what movie is monsterdon watching tonight? My timeline is, uh, interesting...

#Monsterdon

Not from behind 😏 #monsterdon

Was that ship boarded or not. I’m a bit confused about the sequencing.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

okay so... he can make mini-stars?

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

It's like a knockoff Harrison Ford/Han Solo down to the not wanting to fight...

#monsterdon

Byebye, people powderers.

#Monsterdon

I think that just confirmed my suspicions that they're going to pull a 2001: A Space Odyssey on Nell. She's still my favourite. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars1980

@RobynGoodfellow
A sassy spaceship AI. The exact opposite of the Enterprise D's computer. 😆
#Monsterdon

the theme music there almost turned into the music from A Man And A Woman.

or was it just me?

#monsterdon

Cowboy is swathed in U-Haul blankets #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Sador? LIsten and understand..."

Hell is universal, but snowballs aren't.

#Monsterdon

"Come with me. You know about computers."
Great pick up lines iiiiiiin spaaaaaace.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

“…call me Cowboy because everyone mispronounces Banacek.”

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Face, Murdock, take this kid to find B.A. and save that planet. #monsterdon

Nell will take them from behind.

Spaceship fucking here we go!

#monsterdon

This guy is so reaganesque too #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

Nelly doesn't care about those stupid rules for AI. #Monsterdon

As Jamiroquai would say, this is the return of the space cowboy #monsterdon

I did it.

Don't get cocky, kid.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

This is Space Cowboy.
I love it when a plan comes together.

keekew! keekew!
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Is he... Binging movies in Netflix?

#monsterdon

oh crap I was distracted making that meme, when did Han Solo board the runabout #monsterdon

Wait, so the ship is just straight up making killing decisions because John Boy is too ethical? #Monsterdon

I bet he has a lot of letterbox reviews

#Monsterdon

b-b-b-BWONG
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon homie I DONT like saving the cowboy

I don't think he understands what chaps are for.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 🪐 ⭐ ⭐ 🥊🥊 😱

CHAPS???

@Taweret For scritches. #Monsterdon

space assless chaps

#Monsterdon

Don’t get cocky!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Space Lulz, the Movie

maybe she does know more about computers than him since she knows enough to not dismiss the one she's relying on to keep her alive
#monsterdon

Why is there a confederate flag on that ship??? #monsterdon

Nell is a good sloth.
#monsterdon

I wish this ship would just just open the air locks and jettison this dummy into space and save the day itself.thenreql hero of this movie is going to be the ship

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

#monsterdon John Hannibal Smith as Hillbilly In Space?

ooookay and scratch that, Nell went rogue! that seems bad!! #monsterdon

Space Cowboy with bleach blond hair and a confederate flag on his spaceship?! I'm ok if he dies. #Monsterdon

"it's just Nell" says they very very stupid man who apparently has a death wish
#monsterdon

@socketwench shhhh, don't let @LRRRonEarth hear this ... he might think it's an actual offer. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon It's amazing how fast John Boy made his moral journey about killing enemies.

That which is not organic cannot be held responsible

Therefore that which is not organic must not make a management decision to kill a guy

#monsterdon

Nell. :cyber_heart_sparkle:

#monsterdon

Nell just shrugging off the Three Laws.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

They're taking his propane tanks! #Monsterdon

Oh good, Jackers, I was getting tired of mere subtext. #Monsterdon

oh no she's a self-firing ship #monsterdon

Blue space laser blasts sound silly #monsterdon

HAH! The sliding doors have Darth Vader's asthma.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

I really don't like this kid

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Do them from behind JB

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondtheStars

all these ships being orange when purple is available really seems like a missed opportunity

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

The Huddites sound like Quarians.

#Monsterdon
#BattleBeyondTheStars

The ship's more sensible than you, Wesley. #Monsterdon

"I have never taken life before, Nell"

As a farmer? I guess if it's purely plants...

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

"They expelled me from Earth because of my political views" gestures to flag on ship...

#monsterdon

Love how casual he is about being shot at.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon heh not from behind