So did they save money by not giving Space Conan lines?

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#monsterdon Dunno, Thrift Store Kevin Sorbo looks like about to betray the green pervert alien

It's like they wrote ten scenes, and then used the William Burroughs cut up technique to reassemble them into the script.

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the thing about it being a Star Wars ripoff is that every sleazy detail is magnified in comparison #monsterdon

Hebrew spotted https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urim_and_Thummim

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Are the bald guys Tricksters?

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Movie, you really need to hook me up with your milk crate supplier.

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...this is a really elaborate porn setup #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

If a Gorn and a gorilla had offspring. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon oooh, organic borg. Borganics.

Ooooo sparkles #monsterdon

Ooooh stellar converter is a very descriptive name #monsterdon

"You'd do that?"

"Why but of course! I learned it from the Earthlings. A man named Cowboy..."

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#monsterdon Giant ship with gaping maw to bring ships and materials in: a favorite visual trope of scifi.

Is this Neelix this sounds like Neelix #monsterdon

Don't call him Ishmael.

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Pretty colors! Better see!

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his what?
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Either way, it looks happy to see us. :D @lysdexic

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Quopeg == queequeg

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#monsterdon the guard is compensating for being t'5"

i wish someone would boil this movie down for it's protein. #monsterdon

...Queequeg? #Monsterdon

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I cannot believe John Sayles wrote this fifth-grade level dialogue.

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Like, is this the future, or another universe? Did I miss that? Cause I have questions about the space trucker.

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#monsterdon OH COME ON

Oh no - it's the predatory glowing Space Bubbles!

Now she's been captured by the flying Shredded Wheat brick.

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are we kidnapping the girl? she's been on screen like a total of 5 minutes and now she's being kidnapped and tortured? this movie is really unrelated to the talent that worked on it, isn't it. #monsterdon

Hey, #monsterdon

Look at that ceiling.

Milk crates.

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Sauron! In! Spaaaace! #monsterdon

hm, maybe should have Tubied this, feel like there's fewer ads. Although this one is for Bounty except I think in Chinese, so that's nice.
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And being attacked by the big mouth bass of space!

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this must be where they steam the hams
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MMmmmmmm. Yes Indeed! GELFLING LOOK TAAAAAASTY!

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#monsterdon the ship is doing some serious gaping

The number of characters in this movie is rising at an alarming rate

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Oh no! Not the hot vents!

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Amorphous space blob in the Lambda zone!

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🐸 🚀

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Oh no Android mechanic lady is flying into some out of focus tinsel!

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See, he's folksy like Han Solo, only more folksy, which makes him more cool, right?

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#monsterdon "then I'll show you how to smoke a cigarette all sultry like!"

dont shake the hand of this offbrand space fae
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oh no, Nanelia's ship has been captured by a screensaver #monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf it's beginning to freak me out 😛
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custer's last stand? so this is a future where earth exists and not like a galaxy far far away. I was unclear on that

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#monsterdon Nice setup that the space trucker haa a bunch of weapons and also is a trained fighter.

She's fallen prey to the Baby Shake Anomaly #Monsterdon

Oh yeah, they were *not* subtle about the Confederate flag.

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#BattleBeyondTheStars

@SRLevine Han didn't seem that bothered by fighting though

I guess, more like he didn't really care, than that he was opposed to it in any way

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#monsterdon bisexual lightingmade her faint??

The Boy engages Guilt Trip! It’s Super Effective! #monsterdon

Gotcha there, Cowboy.

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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🌌 TRIVIA BEYOND THE STARS 🪐

When you see an alien language on starship screens, it may be Hebrew.

There is so much of the plot stolen from Kurosawa's Seven Samurai, filmmakers made homage by naming certain aliens Akira from the planer Akir.

#BattleBeyondTheStars

Meanwhile, in the Lambda Zone...

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oh yeah this guy is hella loaded right now
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Those weapons are going to be as useful as all the weapons of that technologically advanced race that sent back their emissary as dust just a moment ago

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Do we think Nell's light-up speaker is supposed to resemble a body part? #monsterdon

The lesson here is to not powderise your enemy's courier unless you want to planet to glow in the dark.

#Monsterdon

So the stellar converter actually converts planets into stars #monsterdon

@Tim_Eagon Battle Beyond the Stars (1980)!

It is... definitely something

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We're watching Battle Beyond the Stars! @Tim_Eagon

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"Yeah."

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looks more like fishing trip dad than space racist cowboy. its the vest.
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Glad he knows what the stellar converter is, even though he's never seen it before and only heard of it once

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Uh, what movie is monsterdon watching tonight? My timeline is, uh, interesting...

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Not from behind 😏 #monsterdon

Was that ship boarded or not. I’m a bit confused about the sequencing.

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okay so... he can make mini-stars?

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It's like a knockoff Harrison Ford/Han Solo down to the not wanting to fight...

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Byebye, people powderers.

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I think that just confirmed my suspicions that they're going to pull a 2001: A Space Odyssey on Nell. She's still my favourite. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars1980

@RobynGoodfellow
A sassy spaceship AI. The exact opposite of the Enterprise D's computer. 😆
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the theme music there almost turned into the music from A Man And A Woman.

or was it just me?

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Cowboy is swathed in U-Haul blankets #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Sador? LIsten and understand..."

Hell is universal, but snowballs aren't.

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"Come with me. You know about computers."
Great pick up lines iiiiiiin spaaaaaace.
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“…call me Cowboy because everyone mispronounces Banacek.”

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Nell will take them from behind.

Spaceship fucking here we go!

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This guy is so reaganesque too #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

Nelly doesn't care about those stupid rules for AI. #Monsterdon

As Jamiroquai would say, this is the return of the space cowboy #monsterdon

I did it.

Don't get cocky, kid.

#Monsterdon

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This is Space Cowboy.
I love it when a plan comes together.

keekew! keekew!
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#monsterdon Is he... Binging movies in Netflix?

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oh crap I was distracted making that meme, when did Han Solo board the runabout #monsterdon

Wait, so the ship is just straight up making killing decisions because John Boy is too ethical? #Monsterdon

b-b-b-BWONG
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#monsterdon homie I DONT like saving the cowboy

I don't think he understands what chaps are for.

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#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 🪐 ⭐ ⭐ 🥊🥊 😱

CHAPS???

@Taweret For scritches. #Monsterdon

space assless chaps

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Don’t get cocky!

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#Monsterdon Space Lulz, the Movie