Sauron! In! Spaaaace! #monsterdon
hm, maybe should have Tubied this, feel like there's fewer ads. Although this one is for Bounty except I think in Chinese, so that's nice.
#monsterdon
And being attacked by the big mouth bass of space!
this must be where they steam the hams
#monsterdon
MMmmmmmm. Yes Indeed! GELFLING LOOK TAAAAAASTY!
#monsterdon the ship is doing some serious gaping
The number of characters in this movie is rising at an alarming rate
Oh no! Not the hot vents!
Amorphous space blob in the Lambda zone!
🐸 🚀
Oh no Android mechanic lady is flying into some out of focus tinsel!
See, he's folksy like Han Solo, only more folksy, which makes him more cool, right?
#monsterdon "then I'll show you how to smoke a cigarette all sultry like!"
dont shake the hand of this offbrand space fae
#Monsterdon
oh no, Nanelia's ship has been captured by a screensaver #monsterdon
@YsengrinWolf it's beginning to freak me out 😛
#monsterdon
custer's last stand? so this is a future where earth exists and not like a galaxy far far away. I was unclear on that
#monsterdon Nice setup that the space trucker haa a bunch of weapons and also is a trained fighter.
She's fallen prey to the Baby Shake Anomaly #Monsterdon
Oh yeah, they were *not* subtle about the Confederate flag.
@SRLevine Han didn't seem that bothered by fighting though
I guess, more like he didn't really care, than that he was opposed to it in any way
#monsterdon bisexual lightingmade her faint??
The Boy engages Guilt Trip! It’s Super Effective! #monsterdon
Gotcha there, Cowboy.
🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️
🌌 TRIVIA BEYOND THE STARS 🪐
When you see an alien language on starship screens, it may be Hebrew.
There is so much of the plot stolen from Kurosawa's Seven Samurai, filmmakers made homage by naming certain aliens Akira from the planer Akir.
Meanwhile, in the Lambda Zone...
oh yeah this guy is hella loaded right now
#monsterdon
Those weapons are going to be as useful as all the weapons of that technologically advanced race that sent back their emissary as dust just a moment ago
Do we think Nell's light-up speaker is supposed to resemble a body part? #monsterdon
The lesson here is to not powderise your enemy's courier unless you want to planet to glow in the dark.
So the stellar converter actually converts planets into stars #monsterdon
We're watching Battle Beyond the Stars! @Tim_Eagon
she even had her space suitcase ready. she wanted her own ride, cuz she’s an independent whoahmam
"Yeah."
looks more like fishing trip dad than space racist cowboy. its the vest.
#Monsterdon
Glad he knows what the stellar converter is, even though he's never seen it before and only heard of it once
Uh, what movie is monsterdon watching tonight? My timeline is, uh, interesting...
Not from behind 😏 #monsterdon
Was that ship boarded or not. I’m a bit confused about the sequencing.
okay so... he can make mini-stars?
It's like a knockoff Harrison Ford/Han Solo down to the not wanting to fight...
Byebye, people powderers.
I think that just confirmed my suspicions that they're going to pull a 2001: A Space Odyssey on Nell. She's still my favourite. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars1980
@RobynGoodfellow
A sassy spaceship AI. The exact opposite of the Enterprise D's computer. 😆
#Monsterdon
the theme music there almost turned into the music from A Man And A Woman.
or was it just me?
Cowboy is swathed in U-Haul blankets #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon "Sador? LIsten and understand..."
Hell is universal, but snowballs aren't.
"Come with me. You know about computers."
Great pick up lines iiiiiiin spaaaaaace.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
“…call me Cowboy because everyone mispronounces Banacek.”
Face, Murdock, take this kid to find B.A. and save that planet. #monsterdon
This guy is so reaganesque too #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars
Nelly doesn't care about those stupid rules for AI. #Monsterdon
As Jamiroquai would say, this is the return of the space cowboy #monsterdon
This is Space Cowboy.
I love it when a plan comes together.
keekew! keekew!
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon Is he... Binging movies in Netflix?
oh crap I was distracted making that meme, when did Han Solo board the runabout #monsterdon
Wait, so the ship is just straight up making killing decisions because John Boy is too ethical? #Monsterdon
I bet he has a lot of letterbox reviews
b-b-b-BWONG
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon homie I DONT like saving the cowboy
I don't think he understands what chaps are for.
#Monsterdon 👨🚀 👩🚀 🚀 🪐 ⭐ ⭐ 🥊🥊 😱
CHAPS???
@Taweret For scritches. #Monsterdon
space assless chaps
Don’t get cocky!
#Monsterdon Space Lulz, the Movie
maybe she does know more about computers than him since she knows enough to not dismiss the one she's relying on to keep her alive
#monsterdon
Why is there a confederate flag on that ship??? #monsterdon
Nell is a good sloth.
#monsterdon
I wish this ship would just just open the air locks and jettison this dummy into space and save the day itself.thenreql hero of this movie is going to be the ship
#monsterdon John Hannibal Smith as Hillbilly In Space?
ooookay and scratch that, Nell went rogue! that seems bad!! #monsterdon
Space Cowboy with bleach blond hair and a confederate flag on his spaceship?! I'm ok if he dies. #Monsterdon
"it's just Nell" says they very very stupid man who apparently has a death wish
#monsterdon
@socketwench shhhh, don't let @LRRRonEarth hear this ... he might think it's an actual offer. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon It's amazing how fast John Boy made his moral journey about killing enemies.
That which is not organic cannot be held responsible
Therefore that which is not organic must not make a management decision to kill a guy
Nell. :cyber_heart_sparkle:
Nell just shrugging off the Three Laws.
They're taking his propane tanks! #Monsterdon
Oh good, Jackers, I was getting tired of mere subtext. #Monsterdon
oh no she's a self-firing ship #monsterdon
Blue space laser blasts sound silly #monsterdon
HAH! The sliding doors have Darth Vader's asthma.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
I really don't like this kid
Do them from behind JB
all these ships being orange when purple is available really seems like a missed opportunity
The Huddites sound like Quarians.
The ship's more sensible than you, Wesley. #Monsterdon
"I have never taken life before, Nell"
As a farmer? I guess if it's purely plants...
"They expelled me from Earth because of my political views" gestures to flag on ship...
Love how casual he is about being shot at.
#monsterdon heh not from behind