"Always carry a spare" Ah okay, so like space tires

#Monsterdon

This film is all over the fucking map.

#Monsterdon

OMG that was actually a joke ... intentional

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This movie has no shortage of ideas, but few of them new, and a definite lack of story editors. #monsterdon

this whole movie is a spare. #monsterdon

#monsterdon ngl the costumes and makeup for this movie are sending me
So good and so not good at the same time. I do not know how to phrase it or explain it

Don't drink the windex kid!!! #Monsterdon

That lizard guy changed plans very quickly #monsterdon

"We always carry a spare."

[falls over laughing]

#monsterdon

We would like to participate in your "adventure". Now please enjoy a Windexarita

#Monsterdon

These Nestor guys seem like an easy Halloween costume.

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"What's the big eye-dea", he says, immediately regretting the pun.

#monsterdon

Oh the badguys have a Sun Gun. Brutal.
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This #Monsterdon is literally multifaceted

This tardis requires five doctors to operate #monsterdon

Among other things. We read your mind, your liver that weird rash on your side. You should have that looked at by the way

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was this makeup not meant to be seen at film resolution or #monsterdon

There’s a lot of traffic out here in space.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

They played this IN MOVIE THEATERS!

This movie MADE A PROFIT?!

#battlebeyondthestars #monsterdon

why are the Talosians here? I thought we were ripping off star wars

#monsterdon

thanks for rescuing my load kid, they were for that planet that just got vaped.
I'm guessing 7 cycles is a lot longer than our week though, if a single person is setting up defenses for an entire planet in under that...

Wait, if he's showing them Custer's Last Stand... who's meant to be Custer here
#monsterdon

WHAT IS GOING ON

#monsterdon

How are they picking up all these friends for free?

#Monsterdon

"we read your browser history" #monsterdon

#monsterdon yes yes we're reading your mind.... And your bulge

OH MY GOD IT'S BRAIN GUY #Monsterdon

nestor of the hill people?

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the whiplash from "Sador has never lost a war" to "Wait, Sador's ALIVE?!" is sure something #monsterdon

no we just realized you a softie
#monsterdon

its the true enemy. the white people
#Monsterdon

I’m Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan #monsterdon

Among WHAT other things? #Monsterdon

Well those reservations about not using violence sure went out the window quick

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@diazona I think it even has the same beeping noise.

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tag yourself, I'm pure white table-rubbing person #monsterdon

“Our only hope.” #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Every committee interview ever.

#monsterdon This plot feels like a sequence of rolls from a GURPS random encounter table, what the heck.

This is where Brent Spiner was built #monsterdon

Kid, the safety's on.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

The Kelvins.
Distant relatives of the Binars.

It's little baby's ice cream guys

The blue men before they decided on blue

#monsterdon

#monsterdon a little on the nose there, "what's the big idea"

Whoa it's the Ghost Millennium Falcon

#Monsterdon

Did they do it? Did they finally kill the kid and we can move on with the rest of the movie??

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They Willy Wonka'd his ass like Mike Teevee #Monsterdon

Engage the cosmic jello salad! #monsterdon

"I'm gonna have to use this thing. And I DON'T KNOW HOW!"

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

I am not sure I understand the whole “Zime” thing. #Monsterdon

did he get shrunk into the TV? is willy wonka gonna put in an appearance? #monsterdon

#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon We need to cook up some vegetables to go with that ham. Sheesh! #OverActorsHoneyBakedHam

@himbovoorhees He looks more like He-Man, to me.

#Monsterdon

On no. Just blow that guy up. He's nothing but trouble. This is like Megaforce all over again.
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#Monsterdon these are my crew: temu bynars

#monsterdon "They communicate in degrees of heat."

This film might have way too many weird (but maybe fun?) ideas to be coherent.

Acting!

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Space judo time

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Remember, capitalist reptile dude is an ally, not a friend. #monsterdon https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2011-04-02

Damsel engaged bullshit! It was Not Effective.

Damsel engaged SPITE!

#monsterdon

@Taweret Same

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I genuinely cannot tell which parts are supposed to be funny

that's not a bit I'm doing. I honestly cannot tell

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#Monsterdon what a bunch of dickheads :D

This wide-mouthed ship looks pretty yonic.

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Man, so many ripoff characters. Queequeg, a pair of Binars, and a Silurian. #Monsterdon

i do like that the muscle man is in scifi strappy uniform, like hes an anti-leeloo
#Monsterdon

This ship is a polycule like the ones in The Expanse

#monsterdon

It's either sell you, or eat you. We're not picky.

#Monsterdon

So did they save money by not giving Space Conan lines?

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This movie is really jumping around. I mean I like the practical effects for sure

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Dunno, Thrift Store Kevin Sorbo looks like about to betray the green pervert alien

It's like they wrote ten scenes, and then used the William Burroughs cut up technique to reassemble them into the script.

#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon

the thing about it being a Star Wars ripoff is that every sleazy detail is magnified in comparison #monsterdon

Hebrew spotted https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urim_and_Thummim

#Monsterdon

Are the bald guys Tricksters?

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Movie, you really need to hook me up with your milk crate supplier.

#monsterdon

...this is a really elaborate porn setup #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

If a Gorn and a gorilla had offspring. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon oooh, organic borg. Borganics.

Ooooo sparkles #monsterdon

Ooooh stellar converter is a very descriptive name #monsterdon

"You'd do that?"

"Why but of course! I learned it from the Earthlings. A man named Cowboy..."

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Giant ship with gaping maw to bring ships and materials in: a favorite visual trope of scifi.

Is this Neelix this sounds like Neelix #monsterdon

Don't call him Ishmael.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Pretty colors! Better see!

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his what?
#monsterdon

How does one communicate via degrees of heat though? wild stuff!

#monsterdon

Either way, it looks happy to see us. :D @lysdexic

#monsterdon

Quopeg == queequeg

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#monsterdon the guard is compensating for being t'5"

i wish someone would boil this movie down for it's protein. #monsterdon

...Queequeg? #Monsterdon

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The attempts to out StarWars StarWars in this movie is a bit funny.

And the music is trying to out John Williams them as well, but it's not convincing.

#monsterdon

Like, is this the future, or another universe? Did I miss that? Cause I have questions about the space trucker.

#Monsterdon

I cannot believe John Sayles wrote this fifth-grade level dialogue.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon OH COME ON

are we kidnapping the girl? she's been on screen like a total of 5 minutes and now she's being kidnapped and tortured? this movie is really unrelated to the talent that worked on it, isn't it. #monsterdon

Oh no - it's the predatory glowing Space Bubbles!

Now she's been captured by the flying Shredded Wheat brick.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars