That is the weirdest remix of the Cantina Jizz that I've ever heard.

#monsterdon

Ah, a motorcycle helmet with greebling.

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

#Monsterdon "you have my analyzer" "and my guns" "and our mind-palace"

This movie is so goofy, but there are some really amazingly good effects shots, particularly for the non-existent budget. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Attempting to explain a distributed consciousness and consensus decision making in <2 minutes. I think David Weber spent a serious number of pages on his in the Honor Harrington series. It sort of takes time to make us non-distributed systems understand.

#Monsterdon

“…I am your ... density”

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

17. If we knew why any of these characters are doing any of the things they are doing, this would be a different movie

#Monsterdon

The Smilax System is right next to the Chillax System. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Guys I know. But if I recall, the final battle is worth it.

*Fingers slowly cross behind his back

this guy overestimate the size of manhole he could handle, I guess

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

okay, i frankly despise the boob ship, but that was a good shot of it. #monsterdon

Universe, Nell looks like the ship from Firefly from a distance.

#monsterdon

@wohali Must be one of those methane adapters! #Monsterdon

Now consulting Wikipedia for mercenaries #monsterdon

Star Wars had blue milk, we have that I guess

#Monsterdon

Was her ship just jumped by a space rainbow?
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

aw friendly borg. :) #monsterdon

I think some mercenaries are going to get made into another boot

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Okay who is going to make the bored to death joke about the movie.

#Monsterdon

Wedding crashers! Miscreants! #monsterdon

Heaven help me, movie if you *were* Akira you'd motorcycle skid Nell right into landing.

#monsterdon

All that to capture one woman? #Monsterdon

Wisconsin was one of the wildest cities in the Skynet system? What's going on

#Monsterdon

16. I fear the movie is about to pass that test

#Monsterdon

No one should be exited about Custer's Last Stand. Do not smile.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

So many of us want some action. We are Nestor.

#Monsterdon

Oh no, her ship has been ingested by the concrete windsock!

#Monsterdon
#BattleBeyondTheStars

#monsterdon Okay, I have questions regarding the private life of Nestors and none of them are good and all of them leave me concerned

And now THX138… ish #Monsterdon

i think the side of that pilot's seat has a disassembled carburetor screwed to it

#monsterdon

And that, children, was how Daft Punk started. 💫

#Monsterdon

Best motivation of any of the mercenaries so far, really.

#monsterdon

@moira Wasn't Nestor the donkey ... oh yeah, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nestor,_the_Long-Eared_Christmas_Donkey #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

i really hope this thing hes brandishing is some innocuous tool and not actually a gun #monsterdon

Just giving him a fancy little champagne glass of Listerine.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

#monsterdon Have they explained who the Varda are? Or is it just their name for mythical bringers of religion??

We are Nestor, you will be assimilated.

#monsterdon

buddy's not even going to ask what the blue drank is?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 🪐 ⭐ ⭐ 🥊🥊 😱

I don't think we should be able to see the edges of these super white guys' bald caps?

C'mon, when the white guys are starting to dance?
#monsterdon

Please pass the washer fluid #monsterdon

gmails? this guy is impressed by gmails?

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

"Always carry a spare" Ah okay, so like space tires

#Monsterdon

OMG that was actually a joke ... intentional

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

#monsterdon ngl the costumes and makeup for this movie are sending me
So good and so not good at the same time. I do not know how to phrase it or explain it

That lizard guy changed plans very quickly #monsterdon

"We always carry a spare."

[falls over laughing]

#monsterdon

We would like to participate in your "adventure". Now please enjoy a Windexarita

#Monsterdon

These Nestor guys seem like an easy Halloween costume.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

"What's the big eye-dea", he says, immediately regretting the pun.

#monsterdon

This #Monsterdon is literally multifaceted

This tardis requires five doctors to operate #monsterdon

Among other things. We read your mind, your liver that weird rash on your side. You should have that looked at by the way

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

There’s a lot of traffic out here in space.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

why are the Talosians here? I thought we were ripping off star wars

#monsterdon

thanks for rescuing my load kid, they were for that planet that just got vaped.
I'm guessing 7 cycles is a lot longer than our week though, if a single person is setting up defenses for an entire planet in under that...

Wait, if he's showing them Custer's Last Stand... who's meant to be Custer here
#monsterdon

WHAT IS GOING ON

#monsterdon

How are they picking up all these friends for free?

#Monsterdon

"we read your browser history" #monsterdon

#monsterdon yes yes we're reading your mind.... And your bulge

OH MY GOD IT'S BRAIN GUY #Monsterdon

nestor of the hill people?

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

the whiplash from "Sador has never lost a war" to "Wait, Sador's ALIVE?!" is sure something #monsterdon

no we just realized you a softie
#monsterdon

its the true enemy. the white people
#Monsterdon

I’m Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan #monsterdon

Among WHAT other things? #Monsterdon

Well those reservations about not using violence sure went out the window quick

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@diazona I think it even has the same beeping noise.

#Monsterdon

tag yourself, I'm pure white table-rubbing person #monsterdon

“Our only hope.” #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Every committee interview ever.

This is where Brent Spiner was built #monsterdon

Kid, the safety's on.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

The Kelvins.
Distant relatives of the Binars.

It's little baby's ice cream guys

The blue men before they decided on blue

#monsterdon

#monsterdon a little on the nose there, "what's the big idea"

Whoa it's the Ghost Millennium Falcon

#Monsterdon

Did they do it? Did they finally kill the kid and we can move on with the rest of the movie??

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

They Willy Wonka'd his ass like Mike Teevee #Monsterdon

Engage the cosmic jello salad! #monsterdon

"I'm gonna have to use this thing. And I DON'T KNOW HOW!"

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

I am not sure I understand the whole “Zime” thing. #Monsterdon

did he get shrunk into the TV? is willy wonka gonna put in an appearance? #monsterdon

#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon We need to cook up some vegetables to go with that ham. Sheesh! #OverActorsHoneyBakedHam

@himbovoorhees He looks more like He-Man, to me.

#Monsterdon

On no. Just blow that guy up. He's nothing but trouble. This is like Megaforce all over again.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

#Monsterdon these are my crew: temu bynars

#monsterdon "They communicate in degrees of heat."

This film might have way too many weird (but maybe fun?) ideas to be coherent.

Space judo time

#Monsterdon

Remember, capitalist reptile dude is an ally, not a friend. #monsterdon https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2011-04-02

Damsel engaged bullshit! It was Not Effective.

Damsel engaged SPITE!

#monsterdon

@Taweret Same

#Monsterdon

I genuinely cannot tell which parts are supposed to be funny

that's not a bit I'm doing. I honestly cannot tell

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon what a bunch of dickheads :D

Man, so many ripoff characters. Queequeg, a pair of Binars, and a Silurian. #Monsterdon

This wide-mouthed ship looks pretty yonic.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

i do like that the muscle man is in scifi strappy uniform, like hes an anti-leeloo
#Monsterdon

It's either sell you, or eat you. We're not picky.

#Monsterdon