How many of the samurai have we gotten to? We must be like halfway through.

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There's nothing left but me

What the actors said when they put the cast together...

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18. This movie is half over

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Han Solo's blaster also had a scope.

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Oh, they got chased off by a Homeowner's Association. Yeah, they can be pretty nasty. #Monsterdon

@aburka contemplating necrophilia I thing :ablobgrimace:

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Wait I could almost swear this guy in the throne is the one who's trying to kill them

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@ArtifexUmbra It's a wee bit blue shifted! --dad #Monsterdon

the lower forms, you know. buttpads are our most popular item.

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Is this original cut Jabba the Hutt?

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Oh, my bad, there are aliens, they’re just zombie prostitutes, I guess. #monsterdon

sure, its a ruin, but its a JAZZY ruin #monsterdon

This guy totally looks like he would've invented a dial-a-drug machine.

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holy shit how is this guy just sitting there like that

HOW DID YOU NOT SEE HIM ON HIS THRONE OF LOOT

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Quite the coup getting Robert Vaughn to play essentially his same role in "The Magnificent Seven" #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

This is why you don't keep your date waiting

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Ah, Stupid Sexy Zombies #monsterdon

She's let herself go.

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Don’t accept a drink of curaçao blue from random clone dudes #monsterdon

Aaaand ... John boy knows exactly what drug to dial.

Just saying.

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THERE HE IS, ROBERT VAUGHN! HI! #monsterdon

It's like Dial Before You Dig but for drugs I guess. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars1980

wicked witch of the east has... oh

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Just going to flip some switches and buttons and then put whatever the hell that is in your mouth. They really did send the worst person

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I didn't realize the melty-face bad guys hated destination weddings so much #monsterdon

Why did they put the Nestor with worst makeup up front? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon doin' windex shots with the dad from my big fat greek wedding

Space Tinder

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oh great, this stupid universe has jizz too! EVERYONE HAS TO HAVE JIZZ #monsterdon

I like planets where vending machines dispense drugs to whatever can press a button

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man the net's UI has really gone downhill since the Logan's Run days

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So the dial a date is an organic who is somehow still alive? Undead? Or is she a cyborg that rotted? :flan_yikes:

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“I seem to have stumbled across a sick eurorack setup…” #monsterdon

Maybe don't put the random pill in your mouth, buddy. MrYuk isn't on this planet to help you.

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“Smilax.” Makes me think of Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars. Is this a genus name? It is!

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What. Is. This. Music. #monsterdon

Okay Dial A Drug is something I could see existing today

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they got the blue gatorade its a good sign. beings of taste and distinction.
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@strangefour I just made a Custers last stand joke on #BaroqueSun but probably not for the same reason #MonsterDon

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Galvatron. Is that you?
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@ramsey The ship didn't give that away?

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It's sort of easy to view this as schlock now, but I wonder just how many other productions got greenlit and inspired by it.

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Well, that’s one way to get in.

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#monsterdon and those dudes are Paxleds.

DIAL-A-DRUG
DIAL-A-DATE

DIAL-A-DUDE-ON-A-THRONE

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is this music diagetic? are we about to have a weird cantina scene? #monsterdon

I would not want to make the web slingers capable of surviving radiation storms, tornadoes and lightning like that

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boobship being pursued by Aragorn's ghosties
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Do they have jizz here too?

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"Sador, Sador of the Malmori?!"

Looks like she nailed that Provoke roll.

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Can we drop a nuke under these manholes and launch them into space

for funsies

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That is the weirdest remix of the Cantina Jizz that I've ever heard.

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Ah, a motorcycle helmet with greebling.

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#Monsterdon "you have my analyzer" "and my guns" "and our mind-palace"

This movie is so goofy, but there are some really amazingly good effects shots, particularly for the non-existent budget. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

“…I am your ... density”

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Attempting to explain a distributed consciousness and consensus decision making in <2 minutes. I think David Weber spent a serious number of pages on his in the Honor Harrington series. It sort of takes time to make us non-distributed systems understand.

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17. If we knew why any of these characters are doing any of the things they are doing, this would be a different movie

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The Smilax System is right next to the Chillax System. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Guys I know. But if I recall, the final battle is worth it.

*Fingers slowly cross behind his back

this guy overestimate the size of manhole he could handle, I guess

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okay, i frankly despise the boob ship, but that was a good shot of it. #monsterdon

Universe, Nell looks like the ship from Firefly from a distance.

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@wohali Must be one of those methane adapters! #Monsterdon

Now consulting Wikipedia for mercenaries #monsterdon

It kinda feels like this could've been better as a series. They're trying to tell a bunch of story in an hour and a half, and moving a record pace.

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Star Wars had blue milk, we have that I guess

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It's going by too fast for me to actually see if it says anything, also, I don't know Hebrew.

If it was Yiddish, well, that'd be a Mel Brooks joint

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Was her ship just jumped by a space rainbow?
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aw friendly borg. :) #monsterdon

Now he's having to threaten the council of Pillsbury Doughboys #monsterdon

I think some mercenaries are going to get made into another boot

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Okay who is going to make the bored to death joke about the movie.

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Wedding crashers! Miscreants! #monsterdon

Heaven help me, movie if you *were* Akira you'd motorcycle skid Nell right into landing.

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All that to capture one woman? #Monsterdon

Wisconsin was one of the wildest cities in the Skynet system? What's going on

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16. I fear the movie is about to pass that test

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No one should be exited about Custer's Last Stand. Do not smile.
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Everybody panic!

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So many of us want some action. We are Nestor.

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Oh no, her ship has been ingested by the concrete windsock!

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#monsterdon Okay, I have questions regarding the private life of Nestors and none of them are good and all of them leave me concerned

And now THX138… ish #Monsterdon

i think the side of that pilot's seat has a disassembled carburetor screwed to it

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And that, children, was how Daft Punk started. 💫

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Best motivation of any of the mercenaries so far, really.

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@moira Wasn't Nestor the donkey ... oh yeah, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nestor,_the_Long-Eared_Christmas_Donkey #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

i really hope this thing hes brandishing is some innocuous tool and not actually a gun #monsterdon

Just giving him a fancy little champagne glass of Listerine.

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#monsterdon Have they explained who the Varda are? Or is it just their name for mythical bringers of religion??

We are Nestor, you will be assimilated.

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buddy's not even going to ask what the blue drank is?

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I don't think we should be able to see the edges of these super white guys' bald caps?

C'mon, when the white guys are starting to dance?
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Please pass the washer fluid #monsterdon

We Nestors were watching your form from across the room, and we were digging your vibe.

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gmails? this guy is impressed by gmails?

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