Tough luck for that lady the bad guys beamed up. #monsterdon

"You kill... for pay" I mean, lots of soldiers get paid and he did explicitly go out to *look* for mercenaries, so

Fell further behind getting a snickety snack

#monsterdon

Fuck ‘em up, Gelt. Pity about the Akira hostage. #monsterdon

@wohali He's just kind of generally greasy. #Monsterdon

Very appropriate spacesuit #monsterdon

#monsterdon Not too clear on the woman in the ship that was suppoed to watch the planet. But, that's done, so moving on.

Is one guy's so rich, why doesn't he just buy out the guy's ship and supply lines from underneath of him??

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@cs "...like a chump aaa like a chump aaaa... The Nookie The Nookie! 🎶 " #WrongSong #MonsterDon

And they turned into an APOD still and exploded.

#monsterdon

the lead was VERY shiny in that shot

$2mil and they couldn't afford some more powder?

#monsterdon

@hollie oooh yes good one

@Cherizilla

#Monsterdon

@crazypedia I can only count to four, I can only count to four, I can only count to *whomp whomp* FOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR!

#Monsterdon

Captain SIlvo? King of the space pirates? Another old cowboy actor makes a great entrance. Robert Vaugn is selling the heck out of his character with just his voice and a bored demeanor.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

"Gelt? Are you related to Hanukkah Gelt?" #monsterdon

i actually havent yet seen barbarella and i think its a crime
#Monsterdon

we'll meet in the lambda zone #monsterdon

I am going to call these two Tweedledee and Tweedledum from now on #monsterdon

Richard Thomas, space misogynist

#Monsterdon

Come up here. I managed to count all the way to 7!

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@socketwench indeed it was! In the role of a lifetime, IMO.

#monsterdon

I'm counting roughly 8-10 carbon based life forms in ships. This is not how you win wars.
#Monsterdon

I guess technically I have bingo but I'm not going to be satisfied until I can do it with the "Someone Gets Punched" square

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Is this Barbarella????? #monsterdon

aw, he can count, good job on him. #monsterdon

#monsterdon the mutants can count!

This annoying lady wearing CPU thermal paste on her tiddies will probably be the Ultimate Hero in this #Monsterdon

Look at our models! LOOK!!!!

#Monsterdon

Horner's music kicks in and all I can hear is "Boooooooooob Shiiiiiiiip" #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

And now a montage of our VERY MARKETABLE SPACESHIP COLLECTION! #Monsterdon

We should add "space bikini" to the bingos for sci fi movies

#Monsterdon

#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon He went from "I've never taken a life" to "Sure, have his head, fine." pretty quick.

I’m trying to understand this costume and posture in the ship with this Saint Exmin.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

#monsterdon The music choices are killing me

@lysdexic And your imaginary friends appreciate the company!

#Monsterdon

zero grav delivery sounds like shit
#Monsterdon

Hey wait a second, is this building up to the same climax as RISE OF SKYWALKER?

#Monsterdon

Her headdress is 90% sparkly spray foam #monsterdon

@SnoopJ And Our Hero is NOT interested. 😅

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@strangefour Is that a volt-ohm-meter shot?! #MonsterDon

Nothing to do with the movie but sure do hate commercials. Not a fan of Tubi.

#Monsterdon

"I want to give him head. No wait. That's wrong. I want to give him head. Goddammit, translator. I want to give him NO I WANT TO"

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

This first team zoom is going great! #monsterdon

"I am only in this for scale. And until I get cast in Enemy Mine."

#monsterdon

technically we were all born in space

#monsterdon

BORN

IN

SPAAAACE

#monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

Avengers!... assemble.
#monsterdon

Meet in the lambda zone for some MAD CALCULUS #monsterdon

Must be incredibly convenient to be scouring the universe for help and have every single person you meet give their entire motivations and backstory immediately and in a few sentences. #monsterdon

Charlton Heston was busy I guess #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

stfu johnboy we need all the spacewomen we can get just SHUT UP
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon lecturing on smoking, def LDS

It's the 80's, smoking still looks cool but we have to put in an obligatory statement that says it's bad for you

#Monsterdon

@JoeWynne you are too kind!

#monsterdon

She's almost as well endowed as Nell.

#Monsterdon

New Character drops:
Counting coup by a space lady with silver horns and boobs.
#Monsterdon

"Where I come from 'eating serpent' means something different" #monsterdon

Valkyrie needs much support. Two foam hands worth.

And we have smoking!

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

"Is that real smoke you're putting into your lungs?"

#Monsterdon

More like, is that real smoke you're putting into our closed ventilation system, am I right #monsterdon

Robert Vaughn is actually quite good here! #Monsterdon

Aw man this dude gets his first taste of violence and he's gone straight-up evil

(but not even interesting evil)

#Monsterdon

@wohali
I speak for the entire #Monsterdon community in saying that we would watch you.
On any Sunday night.

HELL YES MORE SPACE WOMEN
#Monsterdon

You want a mass murderer, but not a woman with a fast ship who wears skimpy clothing?

🙄

#Monsterdon

So sad I missed tonight's #monsterdon. Seems like people are having special fun. I'll be back sooner or later.

it's sad that Cowboy is just a dumbass, his set is the only one i really like so far. #monsterdon

@caffinepwrd "...uncle Owen!" #WrongMovie #MonsterDon

#Monsterdon Girl, sit up and maybe you can breathe under those.

Also, Jon Boy, what the fuck. No girlz allowed?

I lead with my boobs, as all great warriors do
#monsterdon

This guy is really gay and not dealing with it well.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

#monsterdon she was playing with me, she won, is this sex?

#monsterdon Was the walkyria like... Aroused?

Space Valkyrie cosplay lady has entered the chat

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Good camera angle.

#Monsterdon

Get you a girl dressed directly in coral #monsterdon

@Cherizilla Right? It's quiet an accomplishment!

#Monsterdon

This movie is like they did a lot of brainstorming, and decided to include *everything* on the board.

#Monsterdon
#BattleBeyondTheStars

This is the most bonkers reactionary scifi bullshit ever lmao #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

Wow rude

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon the most high femme bad ass bitch ever and he turned her down. What a little baby

and an AI would at least assign each character like a character trait of some kind

#monsterdon

Our Space Aryan vamp #monsterdon

It is very warm on Saint Exman's world.

And they have very, *very* strong necks.

#monsterdon

imagine getting fitted for that

"now just hold still while we spray this expanding foam all over your boobs"

"eek! it's so cold!"

#monsterdon

omg sybil danning's outfit #monsterdon

#monsterdon the noise my wife and I made at the costume reveal omfg

I’ll just enjoy this novelty piña colada. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon buxom

Oh boy, scantily-clad lady has showed up to shoot blanks and get way too horny for combat

#Monsterdon

@Taweret ChatGPT and Midjourney learned how to time travel and made a 1980s movie together #Monsterdon

Whatever alien race is making this challenge doesn't seem to understand the concept of straight lines and inertia

#Monsterdon

Ah, waaa, I went for a hike up a local mountain, got back late and now I'm missing #monsterdon

I need to put this in my calendar with an alert from now on.

oh lord nobody shoots blanks at the Valkiri.

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 🪐 ⭐ ⭐ 🥊🥊 😱

Saint Exmin should back off a little from the iphone screen

This is why billionaires shouldn’t exist. 🙃

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Again, getting this mercenaries is going very easy.
#monsterdon

@moira I really hope we're talking asphalt here, no strike that I really hope they're talking roads. #MonsterDon

Saint X-Men? Sure, why not mix in some Barbarella too

#Monsterdon

Is this The Bit from Tron? #monsterdon

oh yeah the bloodlust is real now
#monsterdon