Valkyrie needs much support. Two foam hands worth.

And we have smoking!

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

More like, is that real smoke you're putting into our closed ventilation system, am I right #monsterdon

Robert Vaughn is actually quite good here! #Monsterdon

Aw man this dude gets his first taste of violence and he's gone straight-up evil

(but not even interesting evil)

#Monsterdon

I didn't think there would be so many white people in outer space

#monsterdon

HELL YES MORE SPACE WOMEN
#Monsterdon

@wohali
I speak for the entire #Monsterdon community in saying that we would watch you.
On any Sunday night.

You want a mass murderer, but not a woman with a fast ship who wears skimpy clothing?

🙄

#Monsterdon

So sad I missed tonight's #monsterdon. Seems like people are having special fun. I'll be back sooner or later.

it's sad that Cowboy is just a dumbass, his set is the only one i really like so far. #monsterdon

@caffinepwrd "...uncle Owen!" #WrongMovie #MonsterDon

#Monsterdon Girl, sit up and maybe you can breathe under those.

Also, Jon Boy, what the fuck. No girlz allowed?

I lead with my boobs, as all great warriors do
#monsterdon

This guy is really gay and not dealing with it well.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

#monsterdon she was playing with me, she won, is this sex?

#monsterdon Was the walkyria like... Aroused?

Space Valkyrie cosplay lady has entered the chat

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Good camera angle.

#Monsterdon

Get you a girl dressed directly in coral #monsterdon

@Cherizilla Right? It's quiet an accomplishment!

#Monsterdon

This movie is like they did a lot of brainstorming, and decided to include *everything* on the board.

#Monsterdon
#BattleBeyondTheStars

This is the most bonkers reactionary scifi bullshit ever lmao #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

Wow rude

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon the most high femme bad ass bitch ever and he turned her down. What a little baby

It’s She-Ra!
#battlebeyondthestars #monsterdon

and an AI would at least assign each character like a character trait of some kind

#monsterdon

Our Space Aryan vamp #monsterdon

It is very warm on Saint Exman's world.

And they have very, *very* strong necks.

#monsterdon

omg sybil danning's outfit #monsterdon

imagine getting fitted for that

"now just hold still while we spray this expanding foam all over your boobs"

"eek! it's so cold!"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon the noise my wife and I made at the costume reveal omfg

I’ll just enjoy this novelty piña colada. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon buxom

Oh boy, scantily-clad lady has showed up to shoot blanks and get way too horny for combat

#Monsterdon

@Taweret ChatGPT and Midjourney learned how to time travel and made a 1980s movie together #Monsterdon

Whatever alien race is making this challenge doesn't seem to understand the concept of straight lines and inertia

#Monsterdon

Ah, waaa, I went for a hike up a local mountain, got back late and now I'm missing #monsterdon

I need to put this in my calendar with an alert from now on.

oh lord nobody shoots blanks at the Valkiri.

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 🪐 ⭐ ⭐ 🥊🥊 😱

Saint Exmin should back off a little from the iphone screen

This is why billionaires shouldn’t exist. 🙃

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Again, getting this mercenaries is going very easy.
#monsterdon

@moira I really hope we're talking asphalt here, no strike that I really hope they're talking roads. #MonsterDon

Saint X-Men? Sure, why not mix in some Barbarella too

#Monsterdon

Is this The Bit from Tron? #monsterdon

oh yeah the bloodlust is real now
#monsterdon

There’s some very budget stuff going on here, but I appreciate the detail of the bizarre alien juice box. #monsterdon

"I eat serpent 7 ties a week."
#Monsterdon

...That ship has ass-dimples >_> #Monsterdon

Robert Vaughan is about to ask Johnboy if he prefers snails or oysters. #Monsterdon

20. Someone had the idea for this movie. They talked someone else into giving them money to make it. Others then accepted that money to act in it, make costumes, create a model ship with breasts, etc.

#Monsterdon

What we have a force field? Why didn't we use that earlier?!

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

I can't help wishing David McCallum were cast alongside Robert Vaughn

#Monsterdon #ManFromUNCLE #DatingMyselfAgain

If you think his offer looks attractive, wait til you see his ship, Nell.

#monsterdon

Oh. Nestor is the greatest swordsman aren't they. They are the best there is at what they are.
This has proven very lonely. Very dull. We believe you have a phrase for it... Bored to death."
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

I hate Nell’s voice acting so much

#monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

@ricci crappy effects, baffling script, must be #Monsterdon

I also eat serpents seven times a week.

#Monsterdon

Outer space hummingbird. #Monsterdon

Watching John Boy sip from a straw is unexpectedly disturbing. #Monsterdon

oh look, it's a space bi-plane @Taweret

key: think fun!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Everyone in this flick is doing this because they're bored?

I mean, I'm sitting on the sofa watching this with imaginary friends, but still.

#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 🪐 ⭐ ⭐ 🥊🥊 😱

Why did they give John Boy a grenade-shaped juice box with a comically teeny straw?

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

"I'm Up Here" 30-Minute Poll

CORRECT ANSWER:

BAND-AIDS

(probably snatched from first aid kit)

Size doesn't matter.

#Monsterdon

Wow, what a coup, he got the creepy loner obsessed with gold to help them fight the zombie army, his family will be thrilled

#Monsterdon

@strangefour She's on her way. Oh. There she is. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@apLundell
#monsterdon

I'm watching a different movie (King's Man) and I haven't been following the hashtag so not sure if it's already been said, but surely this movie is trying even harder to be The Seven Samurai _and_ The Magnificent Seven!

Napoleon Solo will save them!

#Monsterdon

"I dunno, but it looks like a pair of garden sheers"

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Everybody is in this! #Monsterdon

and even then I feel like an AI could handle basic story structure better than this

#monsterdon

actor friends tell me playing over-the-top roles is an absolute treat. I can see why.

if someone walked up to me and said "play this ridiculously over the top, we'll pay you scale or better" I'd take the role!

#monsterdon

My pitch? It's a spaceship named Nell.

Wait. Wait. You said *P*itch. Sorry.

#Monsterdon

"Gelt"? The guy surrounded by treasure is called "Gelt"? How many fucking Jews worked on this thing

(it's okay I can say this I'm Jewish)

#Monsterdon

#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon Pitch? Okay, so hear me out: Twins meets Jurassic Park! No, how about Coming to America meets The Transporter?

#Monsterdon

This is way bigger than Waltons Mountain!

This is a very elemental man #monsterdon

LMAO i thought the henchmen are watching a space telenovela

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

So.....is the serpent....good?

#monsterdon

What's the exchange rate for Cadmium?

#Monsterdon

You're supposed to recite the elements to the tune of I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major General.

#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon

Wait, I missed how he ditched the idiot Cowboy #monsterdon

So they have weeks but not years?

#Monsterdon

Cadmium isn't worth that much...

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Nice blue and clear glass necklace on the mob boss. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon qualine crystals? Is that where quaaludes come from?

JOHNBOY I'M BORED

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

I missed Robert Vaughn in the credits. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon oh God I wish I hadn't watched Rebel Moon, watching this male version the latter even qorse

"I could buy your planet" is giving "I could buy Greenland" #monsterdon

yes, but do you have any molybdenum? #monsterdon

@ramsey
IMDB: "This film was considered a major influence behind the short lived animated series The New Adventures of He-Man (1990)."

@himbovoorhees

#Monsterdon

Don't forget to drink your Qualine Crystals #monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

19. Someone made this movie for some reason

#Monsterdon

"I settle disputes very quickly"

In the Solomon's decision sense?

#Monsterdon

I'm an absolute amoral asshole that pissed off whole federations of planets. I'm the best mercenary there is but you're only going to get me and no one else because no one will work with me

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

with Dick Cavett as the Shady Guy #monsterdon

because like if you asked an AI to write a star wars knock off, this is what you would get. just a jumbled mess of tropes with no sense of direction or tone or character development. just a bunch of stuff happening

#monsterdon

Oh my gosh, is it a oompa-loompa on a throne?
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Only one bunker left, and he's in it.