@Taweret 😆#Monsterdon

I guess the sex and drugs is what takes this beyond star wars
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I’m not sure I follow how the space xylophone made the ground cave in. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon is the villains have on the dash to hide Parkinson's

i wish i could slam my ship into an asteroid right about now. #monsterdon

I couldn't have been older than 9 or 10 when I last saw this. I enjoyed it then.

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@socketwench oh I'm taking that as "Ice or Snow" on the bingo card 😛

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#Monsterdon I could use a belt like Cowboy's

a lot of the elements of this film look really familiar, so im guessing corman just took a bunch of different parts he had available - costumes, prosthetics, sets, etc - and smashed them together to make a film for as little budget as possible

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Boobies #Monsterdon

He's ok with booze but not smoking, I guess he's not up with 2025's Surgeon General advice

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Um, Are those two about to go back to the Lambda zone? #monsterdon

@yatsu Beats anyone sleeping with Wesley the Shiny there >_> #Monsterdon

I want the space cowboy's belt.

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Kinky talk...

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oh, huh: there's slightly more to it than I thought…
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Wow. Those are rather well emphasized.... tracks of land. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

#monsterdon I want a xylophone interface for my giant computer made out of jacuzzi offcuts.
edit: what I'm talking about:

Turns out Saint Exman is *really* big on restoring old tech.

She wants at Shad's collection of VIC-20s.

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Okay the belt bar is kinda cool? #monsterdon

Early Crystaline Entity.
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Cowboy has a hip flask lighter & a belt buckle bar? Hashtag life goals #monsterdon

I have nothing.

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I want that belt.

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If you play Hot Cross Buns on that, it raises the energy shields.

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I'm probably going to watch the movie later tonight and scroll back through #monsterdon :D

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Almost as good as the Phantom Planet’s theremin gravity controls

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Capacitaters!

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#monsterdon There's a fair amount of perlite in the dirt... that’s draining away to... somewhere else.

Typical girl. Thinks we need "ditches" for a war, when we obviously need "ditches".

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Space xylophone digging trenches. I guess you could say they live in harmony with nature.

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Welcome to Monsterdon Sybil Danning! Your arrival is long over due.
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This is what happens if you spend all your tech points developing wet wine glass rim technology. #Monsterdon

Every culture eventually learns to control their space weapons systems with a space vibraphone

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that's what Michael Heizer used to make his City

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#monsterdon Noooooooo

wait til synth youtube gets wind of this #monsterdon

#monsterdon I feel like if you made a trailer, today, in the 21st century, of nothing but the ships in space (and the interiors) you could probably have a decent showing at the box office. Like, just don't show any of the costumes, makeup, or the dialog in it.

and only two space women. you need more space women goddamit!!
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I fly my spaceship better when I'm drinking.

Okay, have I been not using crystals correctly because mine have never done this

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They must have used a LOT of harmonics to make the Fourier transform that sharp

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uhm the space xylophone works thru the magic crystal to terraform someplace somewhere ...

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@georgieboy I noticed that, too. #Monsterdon

Irc from Macrodata refinement on vertical vibes

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#Monsterdon OK where is the porn parody that shows us these extra sexes and genders?

#monsterdon "that's it right there" something none of these guys have ever heard

Crystaline Entity Redux!

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vibraphone computer controls! YES! #monsterdon

@faoluin They used up the whole effects budget on the *pew pew*

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@faoluin Is this where the girl scouts beat the sht out of you?! #WrongMovie #MonsterDon

#Monsterdon Science girl flirting with the Nestor would make a fun subplot.

The wipes!

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ooh i like their shiny synth-based earthmoving system

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#monsterdon Some of these extras look like they were acquired directly from the nearest mall.

ive lost track of how many samur— i mean space warriors hes collected.

…oh no wait the scar twins counted them for us, how thoughtful. #monsterdon

I'm gonna call the clone who gave that little speech about how terribly bored they were the Empty Nestor #monsterdon

..to Carousel. John-Boy 14, Valkyrie 13, Last Day. Report to...

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Damn tiny mosquito space ship! Get off my six!
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Ahhh yes, the often maligned xylophone keyboard.

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kid moved pretty quickly from "no I couldn't possibly kill anybody" to a murdering murderface wannabe didn't he
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Oh also for the bingo for scifis: CRYSTALS

There are always crystals

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Is this gonna feature an EXHAUST PORT! #monsterdon

An analysis of the plans...

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“I love to see a pro work.” Fingers crossed that a plan comes together by the end of the movie. #Monsterdon

The lizard guy reminds me of the alien from Enemy Mine, which is a vastly superior movie (not hard) #monsterdon

In the movie, we are also watching them watch the movie.

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Risings? Rotations?

Seriously how did they become a space-faring society without even standardising on a term for "day"? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🎵 gonna take you right into the lambda zone 🎵

So you have like 12 extra people, I guess that's all it takes to win a war

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The warning system is operated by a PDP-11 #monsterdon

Oh, is it time for the "a small stunt ship could score a precise hit" scene? #Monsterdon

Well at least they eventually got a cheer. #monsterdon

I was expecting a Death Star plan map here

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23. This movie is still going. The reason why is unclear

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glad the caption said cheering because that is not how i interpreted it #monsterdon

@Cherizilla yasssss

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OK, who put Blue Man Group through the washer on the Whitest Whites setting?

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#monsterdon So technically the Silurian is cold blooded, the Kelvin talk in heat, so basically the little Kelvin pretty much scream heat at their lizard daddy. I guess. Little talking space-heaters.

every element is so random

its like a robot chicken skit without the actual jokes

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#monsterdon this feels like Argo actually got made

#monsterdon Defenders of WHAT????? Ikea??

@starkraving666 The headgear is a mandatory component.

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I'm afraid of what? Maybe it's the capitalist slavery lizard man, the most hated mercenary, or the bored q collective

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Wow the varda is not super safe I don't think

These bits on Akir are very Star Warsy.

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i poured myself another shot #monsterdon

"why are you all afraid?"
sir. they HAVE read the script, mkay.
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Where do I get this bra #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

RIP Mrs. Roper.
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Time for the jellyfish to descend #monsterdon

You... didn't secure the prisoner...

That death was a mercy. You really wouldn't have lasted in the war.

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@socketwench It was a stage play before it was a film, and you can sense it.

I kinda want to be in it. On stage. Someday.

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#monsterdon Wikipedia informs me the plot is informed by Seven Samurai and I am not getting it. The effects are fun though.

I love it when a plan comes together, you mean.

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@fabio Nestors only fit one way? #JustSpitballin #MonsterDon

I can't quite make it to #monsterdon, but I appreciate you all and this movie very much :blobbounce:

And again saved by the mercenary own incompetence

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