Ahhh yes, the often maligned xylophone keyboard.

#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon

kid moved pretty quickly from "no I couldn't possibly kill anybody" to a murdering murderface wannabe didn't he
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Oh also for the bingo for scifis: CRYSTALS

There are always crystals

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Is this gonna feature an EXHAUST PORT! #monsterdon

An analysis of the plans...

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“I love to see a pro work.” Fingers crossed that a plan comes together by the end of the movie. #Monsterdon

The lizard guy reminds me of the alien from Enemy Mine, which is a vastly superior movie (not hard) #monsterdon

In the movie, we are also watching them watch the movie.

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Risings? Rotations?

Seriously how did they become a space-faring society without even standardising on a term for "day"? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🎵 gonna take you right into the lambda zone 🎵

So you have like 12 extra people, I guess that's all it takes to win a war

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The warning system is operated by a PDP-11 #monsterdon

Oh, is it time for the "a small stunt ship could score a precise hit" scene? #Monsterdon

Well at least they eventually got a cheer. #monsterdon

I was expecting a Death Star plan map here

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23. This movie is still going. The reason why is unclear

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glad the caption said cheering because that is not how i interpreted it #monsterdon

@Cherizilla yasssss

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OK, who put Blue Man Group through the washer on the Whitest Whites setting?

#monsterdon

every element is so random

its like a robot chicken skit without the actual jokes

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#monsterdon So technically the Silurian is cold blooded, the Kelvin talk in heat, so basically the little Kelvin pretty much scream heat at their lizard daddy. I guess. Little talking space-heaters.

#monsterdon this feels like Argo actually got made

#monsterdon Defenders of WHAT????? Ikea??

@starkraving666 The headgear is a mandatory component.

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I'm afraid of what? Maybe it's the capitalist slavery lizard man, the most hated mercenary, or the bored q collective

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Wow the varda is not super safe I don't think

These bits on Akir are very Star Warsy.

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i poured myself another shot #monsterdon

"why are you all afraid?"
sir. they HAVE read the script, mkay.
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Where do I get this bra #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

RIP Mrs. Roper.
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Time for the jellyfish to descend #monsterdon

You... didn't secure the prisoner...

That death was a mercy. You really wouldn't have lasted in the war.

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@socketwench It was a stage play before it was a film, and you can sense it.

I kinda want to be in it. On stage. Someday.

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#monsterdon Wikipedia informs me the plot is informed by Seven Samurai and I am not getting it. The effects are fun though.

I love it when a plan comes together, you mean.

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@fabio Nestors only fit one way? #JustSpitballin #MonsterDon

I can't quite make it to #monsterdon, but I appreciate you all and this movie very much :blobbounce:

And again saved by the mercenary own incompetence

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Tough luck for that lady the bad guys beamed up. #monsterdon

"You kill... for pay" I mean, lots of soldiers get paid and he did explicitly go out to *look* for mercenaries, so

Fell further behind getting a snickety snack

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Fuck ‘em up, Gelt. Pity about the Akira hostage. #monsterdon

@wohali He's just kind of generally greasy. #Monsterdon

Very appropriate spacesuit #monsterdon

#monsterdon Not too clear on the woman in the ship that was suppoed to watch the planet. But, that's done, so moving on.

Is one guy's so rich, why doesn't he just buy out the guy's ship and supply lines from underneath of him??

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@cs "...like a chump aaa like a chump aaaa... The Nookie The Nookie! 🎶 " #WrongSong #MonsterDon

And they turned into an APOD still and exploded.

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the lead was VERY shiny in that shot

$2mil and they couldn't afford some more powder?

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@hollie oooh yes good one

@Cherizilla

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@crazypedia I can only count to four, I can only count to four, I can only count to *whomp whomp* FOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR!

#Monsterdon

Captain SIlvo? King of the space pirates? Another old cowboy actor makes a great entrance. Robert Vaugn is selling the heck out of his character with just his voice and a bored demeanor.
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"Gelt? Are you related to Hanukkah Gelt?" #monsterdon

i actually havent yet seen barbarella and i think its a crime
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we'll meet in the lambda zone #monsterdon

I am going to call these two Tweedledee and Tweedledum from now on #monsterdon

Richard Thomas, space misogynist

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Come up here. I managed to count all the way to 7!

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I'm counting roughly 8-10 carbon based life forms in ships. This is not how you win wars.
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@socketwench indeed it was! In the role of a lifetime, IMO.

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I guess technically I have bingo but I'm not going to be satisfied until I can do it with the "Someone Gets Punched" square

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Is this Barbarella????? #monsterdon

#monsterdon the mutants can count!

aw, he can count, good job on him. #monsterdon

This annoying lady wearing CPU thermal paste on her tiddies will probably be the Ultimate Hero in this #Monsterdon

The ship models and effects are strangely okay or even almost good. And only the one ship has to act and it's only voice lines!

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Granted the "gathering the team" parts of Seven Samurai and Magnificent Seven are also kinda aimless. But you got a little bit more character than just cloches in them. This is just all over the place. But I guess a 90 minute run time only gives you so much room. So ya gotta speed run with cliches.
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Look at our models! LOOK!!!!

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Horner's music kicks in and all I can hear is "Boooooooooob Shiiiiiiiip" #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

And now a montage of our VERY MARKETABLE SPACESHIP COLLECTION! #Monsterdon

#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon He went from "I've never taken a life" to "Sure, have his head, fine." pretty quick.

I’m trying to understand this costume and posture in the ship with this Saint Exmin.

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We should add "space bikini" to the bingos for sci fi movies

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#monsterdon The music choices are killing me

@lysdexic And your imaginary friends appreciate the company!

#Monsterdon

zero grav delivery sounds like shit
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Hey wait a second, is this building up to the same climax as RISE OF SKYWALKER?

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Her headdress is 90% sparkly spray foam #monsterdon

@SnoopJ And Our Hero is NOT interested. 😅

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@strangefour Is that a volt-ohm-meter shot?! #MonsterDon

Nothing to do with the movie but sure do hate commercials. Not a fan of Tubi.

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"I want to give him head. No wait. That's wrong. I want to give him head. Goddammit, translator. I want to give him NO I WANT TO"

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

This first team zoom is going great! #monsterdon

"I am only in this for scale. And until I get cast in Enemy Mine."

#monsterdon

Gelt's ship looks is running on a badly adjusted boiler, from the sound of it.

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

technically we were all born in space

#monsterdon

BORN

IN

SPAAAACE

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Avengers!... assemble.
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Meet in the lambda zone for some MAD CALCULUS #monsterdon

Must be incredibly convenient to be scouring the universe for help and have every single person you meet give their entire motivations and backstory immediately and in a few sentences. #monsterdon

Charlton Heston was busy I guess #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

stfu johnboy we need all the spacewomen we can get just SHUT UP
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#monsterdon lecturing on smoking, def LDS

@JoeWynne you are too kind!

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It's the 80's, smoking still looks cool but we have to put in an obligatory statement that says it's bad for you

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She's almost as well endowed as Nell.

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New Character drops:
Counting coup by a space lady with silver horns and boobs.
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"Where I come from 'eating serpent' means something different" #monsterdon

"Is that real smoke you're putting into your lungs?"

#Monsterdon