That's one way to drink piss :piss:​ #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

no. this cannot be the battle. this is not beyond any star at all!!
#Monsterdon

and a belt-mounted whiskey synthesizer!

#monsterdon

Lot of gender essentialism in this.

#Monsterdon

I keep wanting that to be Richard Dawson, but instead it's George Peppard.

Needs a bit more camp.

#monsterdon

the belt bartender looks like he's just peeing in the glass.

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Pity the romantic leads don't have chemistry #monsterdon

nah i didn't forget the ice, i just didn't want to have to drop my pants

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We get it, your from earth

#Monsterdon

Look, it’s his first time, you have to be understanding if his torque bar slips its groove. #Monsterdon

Let's settle this, #monsterdon

Saint Exman's outfit.

I would have liked to have seen the Fellini-directed version of this film.

#Monsterdon

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OK so there's a like He-Man guy I guess wearing netting and the Space Cowboy doesn't know how to button his shirt (it's buttoned a different amount in every shot) and I am genuinely confused.

@h3net Unfortunatly it's totally the wrong vibe for these watches, but I LOVE that movie...

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon still waiting for something in this movie to make sense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wait. Han Solo was supposed to train people on weapons, or did I miss something

#monsterdon

John Saxon with Godspell makeup is not bringng it #Monsterdon

Synth Alarm! GO! #monsterdon

"How do you feel?"
"I don't."

Lmao I like געלט

#Monsterdon

What species are these people and are they genetically compatible?

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@blogdiva just for the articles #MonsterDon

25. The movie has ended. This is because I fast forwarded to the end.

#Monsterdon

brb...stepping away to catch my breath from laughing

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"See you later, Hotdog"

"See you later, nutsaq"

????????????

#monsterdon

@Taweret This is like a movie based on a Mass Effect knock-off that sold for $4.99 at Office Depot.

#Monsterdon
#BattleBeyondTheStars

@CactuarJoe LOL, early veggie dog! #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@Taweret Some studio gave a director way too much budget, that's what #monsterdon

Uh Oh. It's carousel! RENEW RENEW! #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@Zerofactorial Said there'd be a test? #MonsterDon

@Taweret oh good I have company

#Monsterdon

Vegetarian ass Charlton Heston over here ??? #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

Sybil Danning is the tag along illegitimate samurai? I guess.
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"are you a bad man"
no, i just starred in a lot of bad movies.
#monsterdon

OMG! They're roasting hot dogs in the heat given off by the two heat creatures. They're gathered around them like they're a campfire!

#Monsterdon

It's just that all of the androids she knows have unrealisticly sized torque bars.

#Monsterdon

Cowboy shops at Whole Foods, the fucking poser #monsterdon

#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon Suddenly, the residents of Akir are starting to wish for the attack to start, just so the harmonica will stop.

It's a veggie dog

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Because Roger Coreman hired me

#monsterdon

Okay, I do like that they're all chewing at once, that's a nice touch.

#Monsterdon

So he brought his own hotdogs from Earth?

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did not anticipate an extended space hot dogs and harmonicas sequence, gotta say #monsterdon

start with explaining fern sexes then move on to mushroom and see how long your reaction to three sexes lasts kid
#Monsterdon

Yeap, this tight pants screwed your power bar, boy.
#monsterdon

AND natural flavoring! #monsterdon

@Louisa 😆#Monsterdon

he brought beyond hotdogs from earth!

#monsterdon

It's the very relevant pre battle hot dog roast, extremely important to this concise and taught plot

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And I thought watching him sip thru a straw was upsetting. Guuuh. #Monsterdon

Well

This is now very Space Western #monsterdon

At least it is a veggie dog!

#monsterdon

So if the Kelvin communicate by heat, does that mean they're just *yelling* at the hot dogs?

#monsterdon

I have no idea what's going on

#monsterdon

Big Borg energy here.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

This woman just managed to play the Han role, the Leia role, and the C3PO role all at once. #monsterdon

Torque bar. That's what the kids are calling it these days?

#Monsterdon

Most awkward kiss scene ever.

#Monsterdon

is lizard boy warming his hands over the "campfire" of the two hot guys?

#monsterdon

His torque bar didn't slip a groove he is just happy to see you #Monsterdon

And, moment's over.

#Monsterdon

@LingLass truth! #MonsterDon

I don't know what I'm watching anymore, but sure, I'm down.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

The ground subsidence is giving me flashbacks to the Monolith Monsters #monsterdon

The ugliest bunch of spaceships this side of Alpha Centauri.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Oh no they’re doing a Star Wars aren’t they? #monsterdon

Didn't that girl ask Wesley the same thing in that season 1 episode?

"Does your species have kissing?"

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#Monsterdon in case you didn't know what tingle dingle dangle was implying, "you know, sex"

"...your torque bar has slipped its groove."

#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon

Saint Exman says it involves ropes. @Louisa

#monsterdon

This guy has a lot of resistance to accepting help from women.

#Monsterdon
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Ah. This sonic terraforming reminds me of what I saw in Star Trek: Prodigy.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars #StarTrekProdigy

That cake is not done. They should have baked it for longer #Monsterdon

Introducing the audience to space kissing

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#monsterdon your torque bone, she means mole

Saint X-Men taught her how to give a guy blue balls to assert dominance

#Monsterdon

ewww stop

#monsterdon

“You know, sex.” #monsterdon

@SnoopJ don't knock the line, it worked for her #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "uuuh, insert tab a into slot b...with ropes."

“What do you do here?”

#monsterdon

Awkward flirting in 3, 2, 1…

#monsterdon

The birds & the bees, really?

sigh

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#monsterdon boooo

How do you do it?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon OH NO GUYS GUYS HE WAS JESSE SINGAL

Oh look another Wesley Crusher scene.

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

"Aah! Your tongue is doing violence to my tongue! Nooo!"

#monsterdon

"Does your species have kissing"

Oh, dear.

#Monsterdon

YOU'RE BORING, SHAD.

#monsterdon

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and here comes the gender binary

@nev Better pairing than anyone else in this cast.

#monsterdon

The special effects are Space 1999 grade. Yes, they are just that great!
#Monsterdon

On the the upside, I doubt she's his sister...

On the downside, he needs a new torque bar.

#monsterdon

"trust first, judge later, which is why we've surrendered to sador. we'll see how being colonized shakes out." #monsterdon

#monsterdon alliteration! WAS THAT ON THE BINGO CARD

Sure, why not, let's get out the ropes, we've hit every other one of the writer's fetishies, why not that one too

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

"Stick with me. You'll get an education."

*shrugs wearily* Sure, I'll ship it

#Monsterdon

Richard "Data" Wang grows up make belt bars like this, doesn't he?

#TheGoonies

#monsterdon

I also want tingle pringle dangle someone's transistors.

#Monsterdon