Oh no they’re doing a Star Wars aren’t they? #monsterdon

Didn't that girl ask Wesley the same thing in that season 1 episode?

"Does your species have kissing?"

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#Monsterdon in case you didn't know what tingle dingle dangle was implying, "you know, sex"

"...your torque bar has slipped its groove."

#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon

Saint Exman says it involves ropes. @Louisa

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This guy has a lot of resistance to accepting help from women.

#Monsterdon
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Ah. This sonic terraforming reminds me of what I saw in Star Trek: Prodigy.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars #StarTrekProdigy

That cake is not done. They should have baked it for longer #Monsterdon

Introducing the audience to space kissing

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#monsterdon your torque bone, she means mole

Saint X-Men taught her how to give a guy blue balls to assert dominance

#Monsterdon

ewww stop

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“You know, sex.” #monsterdon

@SnoopJ don't knock the line, it worked for her #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "uuuh, insert tab a into slot b...with ropes."

“What do you do here?”

#monsterdon

Awkward flirting in 3, 2, 1…

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The birds & the bees, really?

sigh

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#monsterdon boooo

How do you do it?

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#monsterdon OH NO GUYS GUYS HE WAS JESSE SINGAL

Oh look another Wesley Crusher scene.

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"Aah! Your tongue is doing violence to my tongue! Nooo!"

#monsterdon

"Does your species have kissing"

Oh, dear.

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#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 🪐 ⭐ ⭐ 🥊🥊 😱

and here comes the gender binary

YOU'RE BORING, SHAD.

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@nev Better pairing than anyone else in this cast.

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The special effects are Space 1999 grade. Yes, they are just that great!
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“Why can’t my mutants be intelligent?” Indeed #monsterdon

On the the upside, I doubt she's his sister...

On the downside, he needs a new torque bar.

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"trust first, judge later, which is why we've surrendered to sador. we'll see how being colonized shakes out." #monsterdon

#monsterdon alliteration! WAS THAT ON THE BINGO CARD

Sure, why not, let's get out the ropes, we've hit every other one of the writer's fetishies, why not that one too

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Richard "Data" Wang grows up make belt bars like this, doesn't he?

#TheGoonies

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"Stick with me. You'll get an education."

*shrugs wearily* Sure, I'll ship it

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I also want tingle pringle dangle someone's transistors.

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@Taweret 😆#Monsterdon

I guess the sex and drugs is what takes this beyond star wars
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I’m not sure I follow how the space xylophone made the ground cave in. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon is the villains have on the dash to hide Parkinson's

i wish i could slam my ship into an asteroid right about now. #monsterdon

I couldn't have been older than 9 or 10 when I last saw this. I enjoyed it then.

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@socketwench oh I'm taking that as "Ice or Snow" on the bingo card 😛

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#Monsterdon I could use a belt like Cowboy's

a lot of the elements of this film look really familiar, so im guessing corman just took a bunch of different parts he had available - costumes, prosthetics, sets, etc - and smashed them together to make a film for as little budget as possible

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Boobies #Monsterdon

He's ok with booze but not smoking, I guess he's not up with 2025's Surgeon General advice

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Um, Are those two about to go back to the Lambda zone? #monsterdon

@yatsu Beats anyone sleeping with Wesley the Shiny there >_> #Monsterdon

I want the space cowboy's belt.

#Monsterdon

oh, huh: there's slightly more to it than I thought…
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Kinky talk...

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Wow. Those are rather well emphasized.... tracks of land. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

#monsterdon I want a xylophone interface for my giant computer made out of jacuzzi offcuts.
edit: what I'm talking about:

Turns out Saint Exman is *really* big on restoring old tech.

She wants at Shad's collection of VIC-20s.

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"You know. SEX."

"I can't imagine what it's like!"

"Stick with me. You'll get an education."

This would mean something very different if Mastodon was writing the movie

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Okay the belt bar is kinda cool? #monsterdon

@sealawyer I have a hard time believing any of this is not a joke

#Monsterdon

Early Crystaline Entity.
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Cowboy has a hip flask lighter & a belt buckle bar? Hashtag life goals #monsterdon

I have nothing.

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I want that belt.

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If you play Hot Cross Buns on that, it raises the energy shields.

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I'm probably going to watch the movie later tonight and scroll back through #monsterdon :D

WHAT #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

Almost as good as the Phantom Planet’s theremin gravity controls

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Capacitaters!

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#monsterdon There's a fair amount of perlite in the dirt... that’s draining away to... somewhere else.

Typical girl. Thinks we need "ditches" for a war, when we obviously need "ditches".

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“They have nothing if we COLLAPSE THE PLANET FIRST!” #monsterdon

Welcome to Monsterdon Sybil Danning! Your arrival is long over due.
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Space xylophone digging trenches. I guess you could say they live in harmony with nature.

#monsterdon

This is what happens if you spend all your tech points developing wet wine glass rim technology. #Monsterdon

Every culture eventually learns to control their space weapons systems with a space vibraphone

#Monsterdon

that's what Michael Heizer used to make his City

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#monsterdon Noooooooo

wait til synth youtube gets wind of this #monsterdon

#monsterdon I feel like if you made a trailer, today, in the 21st century, of nothing but the ships in space (and the interiors) you could probably have a decent showing at the box office. Like, just don't show any of the costumes, makeup, or the dialog in it.

The ~~Bandits~~ Malmori only have 25 fighters, and the discussion of the stellar converter sounds distantly inspired by the Seven Samurai bandits only having a handful of guns...

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and only two space women. you need more space women goddamit!!
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I fly my spaceship better when I'm drinking.

Okay, have I been not using crystals correctly because mine have never done this

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uhm the space xylophone works thru the magic crystal to terraform someplace somewhere ...

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They must have used a LOT of harmonics to make the Fourier transform that sharp

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@georgieboy I noticed that, too. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon OK where is the porn parody that shows us these extra sexes and genders?

Irc from Macrodata refinement on vertical vibes

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#monsterdon "that's it right there" something none of these guys have ever heard

Crystaline Entity Redux!

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vibraphone computer controls! YES! #monsterdon

@faoluin They used up the whole effects budget on the *pew pew*

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@faoluin Is this where the girl scouts beat the sht out of you?! #WrongMovie #MonsterDon

#Monsterdon Science girl flirting with the Nestor would make a fun subplot.

The wipes!

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ooh i like their shiny synth-based earthmoving system

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#monsterdon Some of these extras look like they were acquired directly from the nearest mall.

I'm gonna call the clone who gave that little speech about how terribly bored they were the Empty Nestor #monsterdon

ive lost track of how many samur— i mean space warriors hes collected.

…oh no wait the scar twins counted them for us, how thoughtful. #monsterdon

..to Carousel. John-Boy 14, Valkyrie 13, Last Day. Report to...

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Damn tiny mosquito space ship! Get off my six!
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars