Aw yeah some close quarters trench based pew pew

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this is the only Shad whose existence I acknowledge

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That alien had green paint for blood!

I'll say this for this one. We haven't heard a single Wilhem yet. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

#monsterdon these dudes have Nickelodeon slime for blood

This is a NICE laser tag field #monsterdon

GREEN BLOOD

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like how they upgraded from tunics to basic 80's clothing

guess some armor rating is better than none

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Like what's his reasoning for using troops and fighting a ground war here when it wasn't going to do it at the last planet he blew up?

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Firing from a position of cover is for simps and feebs! We stand directly in front of the enemy and die like dumbasses!

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That's not a knife! This is a knife.

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Shootout time...

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@rebeld I'm sure numbers don't work the same way in this universe

That would just be too logical

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So much for the trenches. Couldn't be bothered, I reckon.

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team even the romans knew not to just stand there without shields and get shot at, get your shit together

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Saint X-men!? I guess I missed Sybil Danning's name before.
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Vaughn looks like he is driving a late 60s Buick. #Monsterdon

“Don’t mind me. Just driving down the highway here .”

#monsterdon South will rise again Han Solo

Are the ships still fighting? I nodded off for a sec. #Monsterdon

If anyone needed another reason to find this movie annoying, Kathy Griffin was an extra #monsterdon

@moira ahhhh and now I feel compelled to watch Galaxy Quest again

(even though I have seen it twice in the past month)

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Nooo, Gelt can't die

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@caffinepwrd the best several minutes of this film. #monsterdon

So is Sanders deal? Is he just got access to a defective cloning tank made enough thugs to hijack ships and just kept trading up?

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Mister, are you a bad man????

I don’t know but who wrote this script has to be, to inflict this pain upon us. #monsterdon

one half of daft punk cant hit the broad side of a barn #monsterdon

Manta ray vs frog... The frog doesn't stand a chance. #Monsterdon

dang he went down harder than the jupiter 2

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Vaughn just looks bored. #Monsterdon

Ponder the orb.
"Ya know... SEX." heh
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increasingly clear that they knew how to make a model of a ship kind of doing ship stuff but were kind of hazy on how to put two of them in the same shot

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More milk crates flank Nell's Christmas ball ornament.

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NEW CLEAR MISSILE #monsterdon

was it in Vaugn's contract that there be a certain number of super up close shots of the sides of his face? like, did he brake his ankle half way through filming or something? #monsterdon

@jmelesky hell yeah!

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Cold as space, Gelt.

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I'm dying 😂😂😂 I can't keep up with the scroll.
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#Monsterdon I know they're all different ships but I can't tell who's dying.

aw whered the valkyrie's snazzy headpiece go? #monsterdon

They said they had to eliminate, what was it, 25 ships, are we supposed to be keeping track?

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"And what you don't know is that _I'm_ towing _mines_"

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Ooh identical explosions! #monsterdon

I find dispensing booze so close to your crotch rather unappealing #monsterdon

I too am extremely disappointed by the numerous stars in *all* directions around this battle

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So many ships, so few explosions.

Unless...?

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@Taweret I'm pretty sure it was written by some kind of living cocaine elemental.

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@RobynGoodfellow i kind of love the interior sets though

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@hollie Eh, maybe I missed it, like these bad guys are missing their shots.

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@apLundell to two different battles‽ I'd be mortified!

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i hope Nestor brought the good stuff

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Scotch/whiskey is the connection from last week #Monsterdon

Everybody's leaving the party because...they all want to get out of paying the bill? #monsterdon

@rallias I saw it go by awhile ago :)

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@rallias I dunno which one you have in mind but there have been a few of them

I think it's just assumed at this point

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@Taweret i think it was written by someone on enough drugs and booze to be equally incoherent, in 197x

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Wait, Not-Luke is named "Chad"?

I didn't realize that until just now.

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@apLundell maybe every battle is a special occasion, and requires a new outfit?
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It’s like Flight of the Navigator but more violence #monsterdon

The belt buckle dispenser mini bar the Cowboy wears is…is something.

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"It's your torque bar."

#thatsWhatSheSaid

ONLY TWO SEXES???? 😱😱😱 #monsterdon

@diazona @JoeWynne I know what's going on

I just don't care xD

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way to line up that shot with the weiners right over her tits. classy. #monsterdon

nice "pew-pew" sound effects.
I wonder why the mutants fire like they were playing the keyboard.
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#monsterdon the pew-pew sounds in this one are very compelling also

@JoeWynne To be fair I never know what's going on

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im just saying, the way they would have to position her breasts to show that much cleavage but no nipple seems really uncomfortable, and i say that as someone with enough tit to do something like that

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#monsterdon she looks like she's going to get an gynecological exam in that seat

Is Sybil Dannings outfit made of glam rocks?
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did nobody say, hey, get a better angle? during any of this? #monsterdon

Kid needs some aim assist.

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Was that Daft Punk firing on St Exmin #monsterdon

That may have been the most boring space battle I’ve experienced. #monsterdon

So, St. Exmin has a fighting uniform, apparently, but everyone else just wears the same clothes.

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I love how into hitting his little keyboard thing this random dude is
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I don't think there's been any water in this film at all. Prospects of fucking off into the sea are very low #monsterdon

I can only assume the Valkyries' exposed cleavage conveys a battle advantage somehow

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Oh, she changed into her more practical combat clothes. #monsterdon

I appreciate the risk technique and his fire control

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"Maybe if I typer harder on this keyboard it'll shoot better!"

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#Monsterdon has organically created a movie metric that is an indicator of quality: The minute where more than one watcher reports "I do not know what is going on"

#Monsterdon nice, surprise veggie dog far preferable to surprise intestine meat. All chewing with the one bite is funny too

The interior sets just do not do justice to the model work and background music. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Sure that's a hot dog and not a short serpent? #monsterdon

Would someone please kill the cowboy character?
Please.
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I didn't see anyone post the "Writers' Barely Disguised Fetish" pic yet.

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I wish I had the Space Cowboy's funky utility belt after an hour of this #Monsterdon I could use a drink or four too

Well it’s not coral anymore but the hell is THAT outfit #monsterdon

Even the kids can spot the bad billionaire man.

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Random naive young man: "Mister, were you bad when you were little?"
Bad Mob boss: "I was never that good."
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"something is approaching"
is it the final action sequence? please?
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Yes. YES. More matte paintings of alien planets!
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Needed a stiff one this time.

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Sonic tank... pruned?

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With Barbarella on top #monsterdon

the proposition that shad is qualified to show anybody the ropes is just adorably laughable #monsterdon

"They're not accustomed to violence or violent forms."

Then the guy comes out waving a flanged mace.

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@otheorange_tag And he went off to study? #monsterdon

"Remember the Alamo." I'm going to fucking kill you

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its so random. the white hotdog aliens, the porn valkyrie, the cowboy

what are we missing? maybe there are clumsy French waiter aliens or wealthy British dowager aliens we haven't seen yet

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