Is Sybil Dannings outfit made of glam rocks?
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did nobody say, hey, get a better angle? during any of this? #monsterdon

Kid needs some aim assist.

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Was that Daft Punk firing on St Exmin #monsterdon

That may have been the most boring space battle I’ve experienced. #monsterdon

So, St. Exmin has a fighting uniform, apparently, but everyone else just wears the same clothes.

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I love how into hitting his little keyboard thing this random dude is
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I don't think there's been any water in this film at all. Prospects of fucking off into the sea are very low #monsterdon

I can only assume the Valkyries' exposed cleavage conveys a battle advantage somehow

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Oh, she changed into her more practical combat clothes. #monsterdon

I appreciate the risk technique and his fire control

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"Maybe if I typer harder on this keyboard it'll shoot better!"

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#Monsterdon has organically created a movie metric that is an indicator of quality: The minute where more than one watcher reports "I do not know what is going on"

#Monsterdon nice, surprise veggie dog far preferable to surprise intestine meat. All chewing with the one bite is funny too

Battle of the Synth Sweeps #monsterdon

The interior sets just do not do justice to the model work and background music. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Sure that's a hot dog and not a short serpent? #monsterdon

Would someone please kill the cowboy character?
Please.
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I didn't see anyone post the "Writers' Barely Disguised Fetish" pic yet.

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I wish I had the Space Cowboy's funky utility belt after an hour of this #Monsterdon I could use a drink or four too

Well it’s not coral anymore but the hell is THAT outfit #monsterdon

Even the kids can spot the bad billionaire man.

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Random naive young man: "Mister, were you bad when you were little?"
Bad Mob boss: "I was never that good."
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"something is approaching"
is it the final action sequence? please?
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Yes. YES. More matte paintings of alien planets!
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Needed a stiff one this time.

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Sonic tank... pruned?

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With Barbarella on top #monsterdon

the proposition that shad is qualified to show anybody the ropes is just adorably laughable #monsterdon

"They're not accustomed to violence or violent forms."

Then the guy comes out waving a flanged mace.

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@otheorange_tag And he went off to study? #monsterdon

"Remember the Alamo." I'm going to fucking kill you

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its so random. the white hotdog aliens, the porn valkyrie, the cowboy

what are we missing? maybe there are clumsy French waiter aliens or wealthy British dowager aliens we haven't seen yet

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Is it weird that once again I want the two main ladies (virgin and valkyrie) to run off together?
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That's one way to drink piss :piss:​ #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

and a belt-mounted whiskey synthesizer!

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no. this cannot be the battle. this is not beyond any star at all!!
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Lot of gender essentialism in this.

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I keep wanting that to be Richard Dawson, but instead it's George Peppard.

Needs a bit more camp.

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the belt bartender looks like he's just peeing in the glass.

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Pity the romantic leads don't have chemistry #monsterdon

nah i didn't forget the ice, i just didn't want to have to drop my pants

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We get it, your from earth

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Look, it’s his first time, you have to be understanding if his torque bar slips its groove. #Monsterdon

Let's settle this, #monsterdon

Saint Exman's outfit.

I would have liked to have seen the Fellini-directed version of this film.

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OK so there's a like He-Man guy I guess wearing netting and the Space Cowboy doesn't know how to button his shirt (it's buttoned a different amount in every shot) and I am genuinely confused.

@h3net Unfortunatly it's totally the wrong vibe for these watches, but I LOVE that movie...

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#monsterdon still waiting for something in this movie to make sense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wait. Han Solo was supposed to train people on weapons, or did I miss something

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John Saxon with Godspell makeup is not bringng it #Monsterdon

Synth Alarm! GO! #monsterdon

"How do you feel?"
"I don't."

Lmao I like געלט

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What species are these people and are they genetically compatible?

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@blogdiva just for the articles #MonsterDon

25. The movie has ended. This is because I fast forwarded to the end.

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brb...stepping away to catch my breath from laughing

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"See you later, Hotdog"

"See you later, nutsaq"

????????????

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@Taweret This is like a movie based on a Mass Effect knock-off that sold for $4.99 at Office Depot.

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@CactuarJoe LOL, early veggie dog! #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@Taweret Some studio gave a director way too much budget, that's what #monsterdon

Uh Oh. It's carousel! RENEW RENEW! #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@Zerofactorial Said there'd be a test? #MonsterDon

@Taweret oh good I have company

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Vegetarian ass Charlton Heston over here ??? #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

Sybil Danning is the tag along illegitimate samurai? I guess.
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"are you a bad man"
no, i just starred in a lot of bad movies.
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OMG! They're roasting hot dogs in the heat given off by the two heat creatures. They're gathered around them like they're a campfire!

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It's just that all of the androids she knows have unrealisticly sized torque bars.

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Cowboy shops at Whole Foods, the fucking poser #monsterdon

#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon Suddenly, the residents of Akir are starting to wish for the attack to start, just so the harmonica will stop.

Because Roger Coreman hired me

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It's a veggie dog

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Okay, I do like that they're all chewing at once, that's a nice touch.

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So he brought his own hotdogs from Earth?

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Did I take a gummy before this movie and forget?

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did not anticipate an extended space hot dogs and harmonicas sequence, gotta say #monsterdon

start with explaining fern sexes then move on to mushroom and see how long your reaction to three sexes lasts kid
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Yeap, this tight pants screwed your power bar, boy.
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AND natural flavoring! #monsterdon

@Louisa 😆#Monsterdon

he brought beyond hotdogs from earth!

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It's the very relevant pre battle hot dog roast, extremely important to this concise and taught plot

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And I thought watching him sip thru a straw was upsetting. Guuuh. #Monsterdon

Well

This is now very Space Western #monsterdon

At least it is a veggie dog!

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So if the Kelvin communicate by heat, does that mean they're just *yelling* at the hot dogs?

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I have no idea what's going on

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Big Borg energy here.

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This woman just managed to play the Han role, the Leia role, and the C3PO role all at once. #monsterdon

Torque bar. That's what the kids are calling it these days?

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Most awkward kiss scene ever.

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is lizard boy warming his hands over the "campfire" of the two hot guys?

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His torque bar didn't slip a groove he is just happy to see you #Monsterdon

And, moment's over.

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@LingLass truth! #MonsterDon

I don't know what I'm watching anymore, but sure, I'm down.

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The ground subsidence is giving me flashbacks to the Monolith Monsters #monsterdon

The ugliest bunch of spaceships this side of Alpha Centauri.
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