It would be fun that after a millenia akir is the imperialist planet on the universe.
#monsterdon

@Taweret @apLundell Residuals #monsterdon

Okay, now that the fodder's out of the way they're sending in the troops with the actual weapons

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This looks like a scene from the Battle of Hoth #Monsterdon

@strangefour clearly the aliens are aware that the primary decision making* organ in human males is located below the navel.

* Note that this is not same as the thinking organ.

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"We'll all be killed!" *gets killed*

this is what you see if you look up "irony" in the dictionary

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“We’ll all be killed! We’ll all be killed!”

No, sir. Just you. #monsterdon

the hand-weapons seem much more formidable than the spaceship weapons…
#monsterdon

Guy shouting "We gotta give up! We'll all be killed! We'll all be killed!" presently gets shot in the back.

#Monsterdon

some of these action shots in the ground combat would fit uncomfortably well in an early episode of ST:TNG

#monsterdon

@ricci I want to hold on to the faint hope that it was a mix of bad and really bad

#Monsterdon

Robert Vaughn in flight is thinking "I was in Starship Invasions and now this, maybe my career is over."

#Monsterdon

At the time, I was watching the original Battlestar Galactica. So I guess I can’t be too judgmental #Monsterdon

How can they hear over a sonic attack #monsterdon

And the blood spurts from the ears, spurt ... spurt ... spurt

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

left turn into starship troopers vibes now
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The score is so much James Horner's first draft of WRATH OF KHAN
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mSgqMOKJho

Not just a tank, a sonic tank! #monsterdon

Bleeding from the ears is also how I feel about this #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

"Doctor Zaius, what do we do?"

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You can tell they’re the bad guys by the green blood.

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@apLundell The only ones I know for sure is the mammary one and the one with the beer can on front #monsterdon

MountainDew for blood is a vibe.
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their little power backpacks (?) look especially cardboardy #monsterdon

Malmori, brought to you by Ecto Cooler.

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Those back packs don't have straps! They're just duct-taped to their backs!

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"Does your species have kissing?" What was the first sci-fi story to have that line? Was it Star Trek? It was Star Trek wasn't it.
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Oh shit, they have an LRAD

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Aw yeah some close quarters trench based pew pew

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#monsterdon I see the stormtroopers wear black in this one.

edit: and bleed Green Goddess salad dressing when knifed, apparently.

this is the only Shad whose existence I acknowledge

(source: https://www.instagram.com/laylow________/p/DBRBpPpxbIP/)

#Monsterdon #CanCon

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That alien had green paint for blood!

I'll say this for this one. We haven't heard a single Wilhem yet. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

#monsterdon these dudes have Nickelodeon slime for blood

This is a NICE laser tag field #monsterdon

GREEN BLOOD

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like how they upgraded from tunics to basic 80's clothing

guess some armor rating is better than none

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Like what's his reasoning for using troops and fighting a ground war here when it wasn't going to do it at the last planet he blew up?

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Firing from a position of cover is for simps and feebs! We stand directly in front of the enemy and die like dumbasses!

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That's not a knife! This is a knife.

#monsterdon

@rebeld I'm sure numbers don't work the same way in this universe

That would just be too logical

#Monsterdon

Shootout time...

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So much for the trenches. Couldn't be bothered, I reckon.

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team even the romans knew not to just stand there without shields and get shot at, get your shit together

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Saint X-men!? I guess I missed Sybil Danning's name before.
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Vaughn looks like he is driving a late 60s Buick. #Monsterdon

“Don’t mind me. Just driving down the highway here .”

#monsterdon South will rise again Han Solo

Are the ships still fighting? I nodded off for a sec. #Monsterdon

If anyone needed another reason to find this movie annoying, Kathy Griffin was an extra #monsterdon

@moira ahhhh and now I feel compelled to watch Galaxy Quest again

(even though I have seen it twice in the past month)

#Monsterdon

Nooo, Gelt can't die

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one time for a gore gorp themed houseparty i took the baggie of wine out of its box and stuffed it into a hydration pack as my whole costume, with the spigot out the bottom and all night drunk bloody hikers drank my butt juice.

so i can relate to piss whiskey cowboy on a level most cannot.
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@caffinepwrd the best several minutes of this film. #monsterdon

So is Sanders deal? Is he just got access to a defective cloning tank made enough thugs to hijack ships and just kept trading up?

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Mister, are you a bad man????

I don’t know but who wrote this script has to be, to inflict this pain upon us. #monsterdon

one half of daft punk cant hit the broad side of a barn #monsterdon

Manta ray vs frog... The frog doesn't stand a chance. #Monsterdon

dang he went down harder than the jupiter 2

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Bye Gelt! #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Vaughn just looks bored. #Monsterdon

Ponder the orb.
"Ya know... SEX." heh
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increasingly clear that they knew how to make a model of a ship kind of doing ship stuff but were kind of hazy on how to put two of them in the same shot

#monsterdon

More milk crates flank Nell's Christmas ball ornament.

#monsterdon

NEW CLEAR MISSILE #monsterdon

was it in Vaugn's contract that there be a certain number of super up close shots of the sides of his face? like, did he brake his ankle half way through filming or something? #monsterdon

@jmelesky hell yeah!

#monsterdon

Cold as space, Gelt.

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I'm dying 😂😂😂 I can't keep up with the scroll.
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#Monsterdon I know they're all different ships but I can't tell who's dying.

aw whered the valkyrie's snazzy headpiece go? #monsterdon

They said they had to eliminate, what was it, 25 ships, are we supposed to be keeping track?

#monsterdon

"And what you don't know is that _I'm_ towing _mines_"

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Ooh identical explosions! #monsterdon

I find dispensing booze so close to your crotch rather unappealing #monsterdon

I too am extremely disappointed by the numerous stars in *all* directions around this battle

#Monsterdon

So many ships, so few explosions.

Unless...?

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@Taweret I'm pretty sure it was written by some kind of living cocaine elemental.

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@RobynGoodfellow i kind of love the interior sets though

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@hollie Eh, maybe I missed it, like these bad guys are missing their shots.

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@apLundell to two different battles‽ I'd be mortified!

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#monsterdon Not sure if any ships engine or powerplant should be actively steaming like that. Unless it's running on a dodgy british kettle plugged into three-phase current… ;)

Scotch/whiskey is the connection from last week #Monsterdon

i hope Nestor brought the good stuff

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Everybody's leaving the party because...they all want to get out of paying the bill? #monsterdon

@rallias I saw it go by awhile ago :)

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@rallias I dunno which one you have in mind but there have been a few of them

I think it's just assumed at this point

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@Taweret i think it was written by someone on enough drugs and booze to be equally incoherent, in 197x

#monsterdon

Wait, Not-Luke is named "Chad"?

I didn't realize that until just now.

#monsterdon

@apLundell maybe every battle is a special occasion, and requires a new outfit?
#monsterdon

It’s like Flight of the Navigator but more violence #monsterdon

The belt buckle dispenser mini bar the Cowboy wears is…is something.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

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"It's your torque bar."

#thatsWhatSheSaid

ONLY TWO SEXES???? 😱😱😱 #monsterdon

@diazona @JoeWynne I know what's going on

I just don't care xD

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

way to line up that shot with the weiners right over her tits. classy. #monsterdon

nice "pew-pew" sound effects.
I wonder why the mutants fire like they were playing the keyboard.
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#monsterdon the pew-pew sounds in this one are very compelling also

@JoeWynne To be fair I never know what's going on

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im just saying, the way they would have to position her breasts to show that much cleavage but no nipple seems really uncomfortable, and i say that as someone with enough tit to do something like that

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#monsterdon she looks like she's going to get an gynecological exam in that seat