#monsterdon Valkiri never go down, hurr hurr hurr... John boy... hurr hurr hurr.

"You've never seen a Valkyrie go down" *CHOUGH* #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

me: omg her outfit--

OMG HER OUT--

WHATTT??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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John Boy is very mean to St What's Her Name, but who she can sure step in front of the camera for .5 seconds of just her keister

oh nice "we'll all be killed" guy got his wish #monsterdon

"You've never seen a Valkiri go down"

I'M ABOUT TO SEE ONE GO TO HORNY JAIL, LADY

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"You've never seen a Valkyrie go down."

Do I have to post the image again, lady? #Monsterdon

"You've never seen a Valkyrie go down."

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#Monsterdon Jim Boy getting Angsty and Earnest.

Why so much cold shoulder toward the hot space vixen?

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She really wants to make sure he sees a Valkiri go down.

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Bye, Gelt!
Thanks for showing me where all your money is!

#monsterdon Incel Inside

Now for serious shagging, Shad!!! #monsterdon

I bet you get a lot of things on your tail lady

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Zed's dead....

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@trixter @ramsey WHAT!? NO!
UGH... Movie. I loved you but now...
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what?

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Your tail, huh?

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So, who won?

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"It is just a game for me. A fun game! Do you want me to quit?"

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That fighter cockpit has the worst UI I've ever seen.

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now slap him!

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That was a sick T-pose
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"i received a transmission"
i don't doubt it.
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#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon Translation: Zed's dead, baby.

Seriously expected credits to roll after "..he was one of the great ones" line.

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The temperature aliens are called "Kelvins"? Ok.

They should have brought their cousins the Celsiuses. #monsterdon

It's not well known, but purple sparkles do appear in a thin window on the blackbody spectrum

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We’re a peaceful people!

Kill ‘em all!

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This fight is giving me a very poor opinion that Cedar's troops but at the same time why are they letting an old blind man on to the battlefield?

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THEY SHOT MOSES?! #monsterdon

"Mister are you a bad man?"
"Yep."
Movie I know you are borrowing more from Magnificent Seven. But do you have to make this dialog so cowboy?
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The Ship's AI feels grief?

Unwise decision in my opinion

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@trixter nah, Stephen King was working on other projects around this time. #Monsterdon
@Taweret

Daredevil getting feisty in his old age.

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@ramsey I just made that connection too and I hate it.

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Y'know, I thought for sure getting hit by a spear was gonna be the silliest way to die in this film, but that soldier just got beat to death by an old blind dude with a stick. #Monsterdon

Jump over the shooting to stay safe!

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@Taweret I do! I'm in my living room

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#Monsterdon Where did they get the He-Man guy?

You can tell the androids are intelligent because they all just quietly backed out of this film #monsterdon

Credit where it’s due, the bad guys in this movie occasionally hit somebody with their laser guns. #Monsterdon

like I don't even know where we are right now

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@blogdiva #monsterdon Highly doubt half of the cast remembered their actual names mid movie recording

#monsterdon The Saudaukar are totally flatfooted!

aww poor kelvins got all used up, now they've taken them to the protein tank to be recycled into soylent white

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Then how did the Kelvin hear him say stand back? Aha! #Monsterdon

They have no ears. Check Mate, m'fer.
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Oh yeah, I forgot about Queequeg. #Monsterdon

Oh. My. That’s green blood! Quite complimentary to Klingon blood.

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Get them to the protein tank OMG

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I just realized the heat creatures are called Kelvin.

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Those kalvins (?) had a cute little double-dance tho

Apparently Calvin heat attacks result in purple sparkles that kill you

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@starkraving666 don't worry, we'll get you to the protein tank #monsterdon

Very helpful of the Kelvin to wear those reflective vests.

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#monsterdon ooo purple sparkles!

I like how the bad guys are 1970s Borg.

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The slutty looking space lady is still my favourite part of this #Monsterdon I can't even with the rest of this beautiful train wreak

Where is the #monsterdon stream anyway? Battle Beyond The Stars looks like an amazing cheeseball of a film and I wanna catch the tail-end or whatever

Who said yelling never fixed anything?

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Kelvins use sparkle attack!

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This is some high stakes laser tag.

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Omg I'm dying #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

We’ll all be killed says the guy who’s the first to be killed.

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Oh man, those Kelvins are SO HOT.

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BALD too strong holy shit
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like shad's home planet is literally named after Kurosawa.

But here's the thing about Seven Samurai: You generally get a good feel for and care about the recruited warriors and feel something when they start dying to save the little hamlet.

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Kill the cowboy! NOW, aliens, you have the upper hand. DO IT.
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Oh no! Not the sonic tank! Let drop a rock slide on it.

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It would be fun that after a millenia akir is the imperialist planet on the universe.
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@Taweret @apLundell Residuals #monsterdon

Okay, now that the fodder's out of the way they're sending in the troops with the actual weapons

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This looks like a scene from the Battle of Hoth #Monsterdon

@strangefour clearly the aliens are aware that the primary decision making* organ in human males is located below the navel.

* Note that this is not same as the thinking organ.

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"We'll all be killed!" *gets killed*

this is what you see if you look up "irony" in the dictionary

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“We’ll all be killed! We’ll all be killed!”

No, sir. Just you. #monsterdon

the hand-weapons seem much more formidable than the spaceship weapons…
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Guy shouting "We gotta give up! We'll all be killed! We'll all be killed!" presently gets shot in the back.

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some of these action shots in the ground combat would fit uncomfortably well in an early episode of ST:TNG

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@ricci I want to hold on to the faint hope that it was a mix of bad and really bad

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Robert Vaughn in flight is thinking "I was in Starship Invasions and now this, maybe my career is over."

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At the time, I was watching the original Battlestar Galactica. So I guess I can’t be too judgmental #Monsterdon

How can they hear over a sonic attack #monsterdon

And the blood spurts from the ears, spurt ... spurt ... spurt

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The score is so much James Horner's first draft of WRATH OF KHAN
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mSgqMOKJho

Not just a tank, a sonic tank! #monsterdon

"Doctor Zaius, what do we do?"

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Bleeding from the ears is also how I feel about this #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

@apLundell The only ones I know for sure is the mammary one and the one with the beer can on front #monsterdon

You can tell they’re the bad guys by the green blood.

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MountainDew for blood is a vibe.
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their little power backpacks (?) look especially cardboardy #monsterdon

Malmori, brought to you by Ecto Cooler.

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Those back packs don't have straps! They're just duct-taped to their backs!

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"Does your species have kissing?" What was the first sci-fi story to have that line? Was it Star Trek? It was Star Trek wasn't it.
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Oh shit, they have an LRAD

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