Nothing like trauma to forge a new relationship.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars #MatchmakingGoals

(wooshing)

#monsterdon

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which one is Nestor tho?

"We can't see her boobs."

"Make the seat lean way back, like uncomfortably back."

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Boobie deathmatch. #Monsterdon

Whoops, poked the jellyfish #Monsterdon

Yes but was there time before the fourth act started for him to show her the ropes?

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondtheStars

I love how everything turns into a nebula and then explodes.

#monsterdon

THEY HAVE NO EARS! The perfect assassins.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@starraven well, it's generally acknowledged that mouse and keyboard is more precise than a game controller, even by those of us who use game controllers

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@Taweret had to shove in the Dr. Strangelove ripoff somewhere #monsterdon

None of the characters can fight right now because they're all lost in the Horner.

#monsterdon

I could buy your planet ten times over with what I have gathered in this room.

#monsterdon

Why havent they fired the stellar something yet?
#monsterdon

The pathos is real.

#Monsterdon

Why are the firing controls on a keyboard?

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou i like to think he's playing a synthesizer #monsterdon

No, not the shiny hedge clipper! #monsterdon

Yes, use those macro keys to dial in all sound effects. all two of them

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Evil data entry clerk/pilot

#Monsterdon

By now, that ship is looking more and more like a chicken trussed to be put in the oven, and not a uterus.

#monsterdon

The ground war is easier to follow. But boring.
A sonic weapon? If only someone had a screwdriver.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@hollie 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe maybe he's the one who convinced her to try for the role. it's all his fault. #monsterdon

The surgical patient is already up and about‽

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Didn't get cut off by engineering this time.

#Monsterdon

@kshernandez @moira aw man this was a good one

You can use the replay site later though!

#Monsterdon

@yatsu THAT's a euphemism! #MonsterDon

@berniethewordsmith

#BadAltText - "2025 #Monsterdon Otherkin meet-up group photo"

@Taweret Scritches. It’s always scritches. #Monsterdon

"Prepare all shits for a full scale attack"

#monsterdon

Nell, if you would please.
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Thank you.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon is they need a third there's always mole

@moira I missed out on #monsterdon this time. 😢

#monsterdon the brain guys getting the baddy to off himself by pantomiming Curly Howard <3

why does he need an arm?
#monsterdon

@Taweret souvenir collector

#monsterdon

And still NOBODY HAS GOTTEN PUNCHED 😢

#Monsterdon

Wow, Valkiri's asymmetrical outfit is making her poor boobs very lopsided too.

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@Taweret@octodon.social I don't know!!

#Monsterdon

DO NOT APPLY THE SRIRACHA DIRECTLY TO THE FACE #monsterdon

The Nestor are just wearing the waist and crotch parts of opaque white tights on their heads and it's not okay.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Okay, I’ll admit I’ve never before encountered the Trojan limb gambit. #monsterdon

I love the "Transplanted arm almost kills him" scene. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Oh this is The Funniest Thing #monsterdon

I'm counting this arm as betrayal for bingo purposes

#Monsterdon

Don’t bring a staff to a gunfight #monsterdon

Dako is really good in making some funky movies!
#monsterdon

Shad, when did these folks consent to be "your people" anyway? #monsterdon

@GramrgednAngel Naw they never try fire! #StillBitter #MonsterDon

He’s voluntarily becoming one with the Nestor!

#monsterdon

i didn't expect better from John Saxon because i know him from Mitchell (1975) #Monsterdon

@Taweret Speaking of a knife to the neck

#Monsterdon

that is absolutely the world's slowest chainsaw

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

I wonder what The Beyond is doing right now?

#battlebeyondthestars #monsterdon

omg i love this arm bit #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh, god, is it Chekov's arm?

lmfaoooooo the lobster gloves i aldkjfldjkf

#Monsterdon

why did he want that guys arm tho?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon one in the stink, one in the pink and ????

I wonder if the surgeon is involved in the cloning process too?

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

“Great Ones” i.e. Earthlings #Monsterdon

When the protagonist shows up and says a healer is on the way, you know it’s not going to end well.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

What fucking motion control surgery is this #monsterdon

#Monsterdon zed's dead, baby. zed's dead

"By that I mean he was the last of the red hot lovers" #monsterdon

all of docco's toys are just different neon chainsaws? disappointing

#monsterdon

W… why does he need the arm? Did we establish this literally at all other than having Sador doing Napoleon arm?

#Monsterdon

Oh he's a surgeon conductor torturer is he?

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Do we need a new lecture about a distributed consciousness and how torture is unlikely to work?

#Monsterdon

So, what time did the #monsterdon start? So I can catch up?

So this is what happened before the elves in Disenchantment turned into small weird creatures.

(Doc-o)

#monsterdon

"Docko is an expert at inflicting pain while keeping his patients alive."

"It is good to have skills."

#Monsterdon

i want her jumper so badly. its exremely good
#Monsterdon

The burned-out merc looks like he's flying a Cobra Mk. III, appropriately enough.

#Monsterdon
#BattleBeyondTheStars

The doctor is quite good at pointing. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Nose job NOSE JOB #monsterdon

OMG that's a giant glass desiccator! Ahhh! Chemistry stuff being used weirdly!

#Monsterdon

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This is the silliest partial pain infliction tilty table with only a shoulder harness in the world

#Monsterdon aww wee little kelvins all tuckered out <3

Here comes the cool Nestor trick...

#Monsterdon

Uh oh, Dr. Dako has cool face scars too #monsterdon

"I thought you'd like to know that, before you die."

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

#monsterdon Shower cap clones are cool after all

"This is my surgeon, doctor toothsander."

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Ew. Who used the protein tank last? #monsterdon

*says kaddish for געלט*

#Monsterdon

...Hey that was actually a decent story beat there. What the fuck. #Monsterdon

(Child) that man had a salsa incident #monsterdon

Gelt died as he lived, being a smug elitest. #monsterdon

*mews before death*
#monsterdon

Someone in a silly helmet is piloting their space ship like they are playing a piano...
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Gelt ain't lookin too good

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondtheStars

Okay, Sybil Danning might be the best part of this movie.

#Monsterdon

Soft focus on Johnboy. #Monsterdon

@foolishowl The computer probably doesn't want the pilot getting its way

#Monsterdon

All innuendo is strong in her #BeautifulEnding #GoingDown #Monsterdon

Oh it’s time for a peaceful PSA I guess #monsterdon

#monsterdon was that shot of her ass really necessary? (Nevermind, I know the answer)

Now there's people with red lasers shooting at people with pink lasers and I'm trying to figure out which we're supposed to root for #monsterdon