FOR THE THIRD TIME NOW

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It's Space Vegas!

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They're a group mind, not clones....you bigot!

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The Blue Man Group, but White and with a third eye.
As it was meant to be in the Beginning

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NOT MIMES
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Now we're in THX-1138 land.

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Alien has a thing for belts *caresses her belt*
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Mac lasers? Ugh, they're probably not compatible with our chargers.

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I'd like some charge snides. #monsterdon

#monsterdon The spaceship exteriors are pretty excellent too, as long as they don't uhhhhh move

This is Han Solo from wish
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Scrotum ship, Twelve O'clock!

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Great shot kid, now don't get cocky!

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"It's a damn stupid rule" Hehe, robot goes rouge!

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Is that a VT100 terminal in the space Cowboy ship?

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Lol, the AI took over and killed somebody...

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Oh I see it's almost Han Solo. This is GREAT!

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Did not expect a Confederate flag in this film. #monsterdon

No slavery flags, thanks

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#monsterdon The androids are very compliant. So compliant they just walk into a barricade. Now the trap itself was not-following-ballistic-sense but hey, we can just get on with it.

The dude is a bit Steve Bannon really......

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"Hey lady, you ever seen a REAL Man before?"

Begins to cry because he has a soul

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Ah yes, we need to repair the caroling bot before wassailing time has ended

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If the computer is sophisticated enough to tell him everything he needs to do, why doesn't she just do it herself?

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Old girl??? That’s rich coming from a john-boy
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"You cannot resist me"

*Provokes resistance*

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This movie is good schlocky B-movie fun, my starship has it's drive primed and ready for adventure....

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@helianthropy Welcome aboard! The cheesier it gets, the better the comments. #Monsterdon

@Infoseepage Nah, this is a Corman film, if Star Wars hadn’t come out, something else would have and he would have done a low rent version of that. #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie
Gelt: gets buried with a hot meal
Kelvins: hot, get to be a meal

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@CactuarJoe I blame Varda #monsterdon

@strangefour it really does slow down. the first half was pretty fast! then the second half took four times as long. (or felt like it etc)

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okay i was skeptical but #monsterdon was hella fun

I think I remember why I forget half of this movie.
The spaceship designs are great. The rag tag alien collection has some neat ideas. Seven Samurai IN SPACE is a fantastic concept.
However the pacing is abysmal. The movie should come together as it goes on but in the end it just gets messier.
I liked it as a kid. I still sorta like it but it's wearing it's flaws all over it's face.
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@diazona @strangefour

Can confirm. The ending is pretty quick, but it's not mid-sentence at least.

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I stand by that Nell(the Boob Ship) was the only real hero of this film #monsterdon

https://officemarx.party/@crazypedia/statuses/01JHEQWQ68AM5N85HE9KRK2AHR

At least we got to watch this week's movie, and not just have it described to us by a bunch of boring people in a pub.
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The best thing about #Monsterdon is reading all the toots coming into my feed. Sounds like everyone is having a blast, not so much from the movie as the togetherness.

You made me laugh too! 🤣

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Like Jack Palance before him, John Saxon has blown up as a mad space dictator.
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@CactuarJoe there were some little touches that were cute: I liked the whole hot dog bit with the Kelvins and the Borganics (whatever they were called). #Monsterdon

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Give me 12 aliens too many and space lasers movie over a dreary army guy + lady scientist alien movie any day

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Thanks @Taweret! It was so perfectly and wonderfully awful!

When do we get to watch PIRANHA?

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Another fine entry into the category of movies where everyone worked really hard on it except for the writers and the actors. Goodnight #monsterdon, and thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

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@SnoopJ so many plot lines and so few resolutions #monsterdon

Darlanne Fluegel feels like the real odd name out in those credits. #Monsterdon

Boom! Now THAT’S what I call an Abrupt Ending!
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Almost all of us are dead and we have but one escape pod left but WE DONE BLOWED UP THE BADDIE! We can live happily ever after now!

THE END

What a fantastic disaster blend of every 1970s and 1980s pop SciFi movie ever made distilled into 100 minutes! This #Monsterdon was so terrible it was awesome! Thanks for hosting @Taweret !

very strange experience to have an insomnia in the middle of the night in Europe, to post something vaguely serious about a book you just started to read, abd see that everybody else seems to enjoy a #monsterdon party about a movie you'd never heard...

OK I know sudden endings are no stranger to #Monsterdon but the video file ending mid-scene before credits is a bit much

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In final summary of this movie: ( o )( o )

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@CactuarJoe your version too, huh? #monsterdon

Nell saves the movie.

You only needed Nell.

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well, my memory of it was better than the movie itself.

Thanks, @Taweret for proving the frailty of human memory.

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#monsterdon my god that was a bad movie

We survived to the credits! Well done everyone. #monsterdon

He chooses the very last minute to actually act “i want to live forever”
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Nestors 3-5 didn't even get a credit.

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So ends another #Monsterdon. Thank you, @Taweret for hosting; thank you, posters and lurkers. And remember, #Monsterdoners: Live fast, fight well, and have a beautiful ending.

fuck this guy's Psychology Today-ass religion #monsterdon

oh shit the copy we had just ended

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wow great film

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Would be funny if she ejected the pod before they were on it
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you can't just do a double beat in the third act like that. wtf

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"...I wanna live forever. 🥺"

You got me movie, I really thought you were going to give him a dramatic NOOOOOO of anguish

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"we're all gonna die"
well the audience shouldn't be the only ones.
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Okay, Nell with dementia failing to count down is kind of darkly funny

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Oh man the Sleestak bought it.

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I kinda gave up paying attention, nothing in this movie makes any sense #monsterdon

nell gets dementia, so we're just gonna blow her up? rude.
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Did nell just call him "ted"?
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if this were a mel Brooks movie the payoff would be the boobs on the ship doing something

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#monsterdon Seem a little forced, when the bad guy starts laughing and everyone puts everything aside and dance and laugh. Well, a bit low on the productivity huh?

tractor beams are just assumed technology

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OH NO Nell has gotten dementia

Having trouble with the fact that "lazuli" basically means "blue" and this guy is green #monsterdon

Feeling for the Lambda Zone crew....strong Belter energy with those lads. RIP

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Leroyyyyyyyyyy Jankinssssssss
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that screech!!!

Audience: We want the annoying harmonica back! We want the annoying harmonica back!

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Oh no. They are going to torture one of the brain guys.
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I do like that space cowboy got a ship equipped with CB radio #monsterdon

Wait, those aren't buttons. You control the Nestor ship by sticking your fingers in holes?

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shit this guys got TWO orbs to ponder
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Idk if I’ve ever seen a 70s/early 80s movie with a romance plot that didn’t make me cringe with visceral disgust, idk why. The kissing is just… ick
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the arm scene was weirdly dark for a movie that also has the cowboy and porn valkyrie in it

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"Remember, what you do in this ship I see..."

"I know...."

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Daka making jokes with the other doctors later

"Were you there when he tried to kill himself?"

"I had a hand in it"

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So far, the remote control arm scene is the best we've had. Yow.

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Almost worked...

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wait is this suddenly evil dead #monsterdon

The arm transplant is the MOST RANDOM thing ever

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“Dako is a specialist in inflicting pain while keeping the patient alive.”

Oh, a dentist?

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(Like, someone dieing slowly like that works great if your movie is set in like 1500-1600. In this SF setting...)

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Thankfully Vaughn is in a better place now, he got out of the movie.

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"You've never seen a Valkyrie go down?"

Yeah, no double entendre there at all.

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"My wounds would have been survivable but this guy just keeps pouring water on me and doing nothing, why Zed? Why?!"

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I. I want to see a Valkyrie go down. #Monsterdon

You will now be known as "pizza face" but everything will be fine

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shad being a dick to valkyrie makes no sense. he was happy for all the other characters' help no matter what their reasons #Monsterdon