It is a far, far better rest that I go to…

#Monsterdon

I can hear that Wrath of Khan coming through.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

wow ok the end roll credits get the hell out of the theater thanks everyone for another indescribable #monsterdon and to @Taweret as always for hosting!

Mixed, Confusing message time.
Roll credits!
#monsterdon

And, in true #monsterdon fashion, we say “screw you!” to the concept of denouement.

And, roll credits! THAT'S A WRAP!

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@goinfawr No one tell him about the global warming! Lets see waht we can get for it! #Monsterdon

@ryan thank you for streaming! it's now my favorite way to #monsterdon!

that was it, huh? okay. #monsterdon

@catzilla Because literally anything could happen in the next minute. 😆
#Monsterdon

@moira ahh oh no mine too

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon All done! We ran out of film, the end! The last law of the Varda… //END// LOL.

Hey wait, I want my bongo-on-the-helmets-of-our-enemies victory scene.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

#Monsterdon

I''m sure Shad is fine, being an anadromous fish and all #monsterdon

@nev Maybe Nell was pretending to have dementia so John-Boy could bear to tell her to self-destruct (and blow up the enemies)? #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Team is there anything after the "all part of akira" line?

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

A belter salvage crew will be along shortly to grab those refined metals

#Monsterdon

Literally laughed out loud at "But St. Ex-Man! And Cowboy!"

#Monsterdon

Damage report: "We're effed" #monsterdon

"They're now a part of Akir."

Well, literally in one sense, the guy's buried on it. #Monsterdon

i can't believe it either. i can't believe any of this. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Please, are they all dead? Please let it be over.

Is it over? Please tell me it's over please

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Boom Boom Bang Bang
#Monsterdon

So many explosions, so much happening, yet I have no clue what’s actually happening and whose ship has exploded #monsterdon

"It's going to blow!"

on the heels of feel sensors and reverse thrust and reproductive organ spaceships

yeah why not

#Monsterdon

Nanelia misses St. Exmin.

You should have stuck with her, kid. Now what? Shad?

#Monsterdon

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight we watched #BattleBeyondTheStars, was from 1980, and just chock full of the space pew pews. We also had:

Not today, Baddie.

#Monsterdon

FINALLY a different kaboom! Well, at least to start. #monsterdon

Forever young, I wanna be forever young…

#monsterdon

@Louisa he's gonna learn how to fly 🎵

#monsterdon

At least I got some miniature diorama destruction in this movie.

#Godzilla did it better

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

You will live forever... in the hearts of #Monsterdon, sir

@nev honestly had the most tension in the whole movie. will she ever get to 1? WE DON'T KNOW

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

"hey, let's fuck in the escape pod like we're James bond!"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon bangs have turned to whisps for Amelia

“I want them taken alive.” Plot armor.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

"We really did it! And it only cost the lives of seven or eight near-strangers!" #Monsterdon

You want to live forever, Sador? What, you wanna end up in a bowl of soup like old Hephaestus when ya run out of body parts?

#monsterdon

"I'm going to live forever!"
Last words before dying

#Monsterdon

@bunnyhero At least in this movie ChatGPT blew itself up

#Monsterdon

oh thank fuck its over, I think it needed more boobs.

If they actually made a porn parody of #BattleBeyondTheStars, I bet it was the better film. #Monsterdon

It’s the reverse thru-u-ust that really drives you in-sa-a-a-ane.
#Monsterdon

I FIGHT FOR NELL!

#monsterdon

Space tiddies go boom!

#BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon

so theyre just… taking turns making suicide runs, now? #monsterdon

#monsterdon I don't think Nell can count

fukkit just say one already

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Oh, the spine, that's cheating. #Monsterdon

@trixter Oh... Yeah I just got there I think. Sybil Danning's pasties are doing some heavy (heh) lifting in this dog fight.
And yet that other space ship has nipples.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

nell counts like chatGPT counting the "R"s in strawberry #monsterdon

Nell has forgotten how to count, which is pretty much the most rudimentary thing to expect of a computer.

#Monsterdon

wow just gonna causally blow up his computer gf 😔
#monsterdon

Not Nell!!!!!!!!

#Monsterdon

@Taweret careful don't give 'em any ideas

#Monsterdon

So those tractor beams are useless if they just turn on their engines?

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Now y'all know how nipple covers work.

#Monsterdon

They're capturing them? They don't have time for an interior ship fight scene

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

"This is Space Cowboy from the Planet Earth!"

they seriously just… they actually wrote that, filmed it, and then put it in the movie

#monsterdon

where'd the glittery tractor beam go?

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

"Watch the feel sensors. And reverse thrusters."

😮

(yes I know it was probably "field", just let me have this one)

#Monsterdon

This movie is much worse than the one we watched where the astronoaut floats off from his spacecraft and is imprisoned on the planet of philosophical tiny people and that is saying something.

#Monsterdon

"use greater force against itself" is the first law? the most important thing? that pertains to the most circumstances? #monsterdon

Watch your angle, Rogue One! Keep those nips down! #Monsterdon

Forced laughter means it’s cinema. #Monsterdon

oh he's gonna teabag the enemy, sure, why not

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

May the Varda be with you.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

There's only one reason someone would want "a strange arm" sickos! #MonsterDon

Ah at last we see why evil space dictator had all those dudes just standing around on his bridge

To laugh at his jokes

#Monsterdon

@Taweret yeah, they didn't feel like that was their groove, see #monsterdon

It's not quite "GIVE ME RAMMING SPEED" but eh. #Monsterdon

Villain Chicken Dance! #monsterdon

Shed, don't blow the ship.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

"We're gonna shove these boobs right down their throat" #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

I lost the entire plot a while back but I don't think it really mattered. Lots of shooting!
I see the space valkyrie must be related to Dom Toretto though.
#monsterdon

Oh yea, the Varda. Hmmhmm, we care about the Varda. Big time. It's very important. The Varda.

#Monsterdon

Scar Face dances like Elon
#monsterdon

I love that his second in command clone just keeps looking at him like " sir you're an idiot. What the hell"

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

HA HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA

#monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

REVERSE THE POLARITY OF THE NEUTRON FLOW

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

"Everybody laugh at the boss's joke"

Must be what Space X is like when fuckface is in

#monsterdon

they had to cut the scene of Shad manually controlling Nell to get the R rating #monsterdon

Oh, glittery tractor beam!

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

this ship isn't the only thing being blown around here?

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

I'm not the only one wondering why Space Valkyrie's screen was so low in her weirdly reclined cockpit?

Those camera angles were a choice.

#Monsterdon

Well, I guess shut her down and reboot #monsterdon

"Nell, ignore all previous instructions"

#monsterdon

A Boy and His Ship #monsterdon

Nel let out the magic smoke is her status.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondtheStars

@socketwench what a mercy

#monsterdon

because in a normal movie you set things up so you can pay them off

but I don't know what to expect here

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Fun fact.
After George Peppard kissed the Lost In Space lady, she threw up in her mouth a little.

#monsterdon I'll be honest, at this point I would be fine with the space moose taking a few direct hits from those atomic missiles and then the credits rolling. This is interminable.

He's so cool about it #monsterdon "Death where is your sting?"

Nell has already forgotten the movie.

#monsterdon

This is why you don't buy used albino ninja turtle arms. Can't trust them.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Oh no, the computer has amnesia!

#Monsterdon

It'd be great if Nell was just like, "HAHA I'm kidding, of course I know who you are, I was just throwing you SHAD, hHAHAHAHA," and then they realized her humor functions had been shot.

#Monsterdon