And then Nell starts to sing Daisy …

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John Boy's ticked now...

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WHOOOOOO'S THA-AAAT GIIIIIIIIIRL

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@nev they later hired him to do the yahoo commercials

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"over-aged degenerate" 😁
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@diazona "Give me full thrust, Nell!" -- Shad, #BattleBeyondTheStars #Monsterdon

What the movie is trying for: And now The Boy Has Become A Man

What it's actually hitting: Whiny boy is about to be very stupid. #Monsterdon

Shad says suicide run #yolo!

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@Taweret i misread that as "he got a harmonica for his b'day"

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We'll, that lazuli isn't going to help The Last Starfighter. Sad.

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I think she gave the beer can ship an STD #monsterdon

is it too much to hope we set up nell being able to break rules because we planned on paying it off?

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FULL
THRUST
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These folks are iunning out of ships fast

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The cowboy broadcasting his secret weapon, harmonica. #Monsterdon

Are they just taking turns attacking him? Like one at a time?

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see you…
space cowboy……
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I think lighting up a cigarette would be more appropriate for the space cowboy's last moments.

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These short fellas just Care Bear Staring the enemy

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what?

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Is this just a lot of pointless deaths of the 7 Samurai?

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trench run looked cool, we should do a trench run

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John Sayles must have either been stoned out of his mind while he was writing this script or wrote the dumbest, most incoherent script he could on purpose.

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see he s got a harmonica because he's folksy

get it? do you?

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"they didn't want to fight, they came anyway"

well good for them, i mean, this movie hasn't made _me_ c...

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SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY

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Do we know what’s going on at this point?

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@gwozniak It thinks it has a plot. And characters. And action.

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Cowboy I don't mean to alarm you but the SET is ACTUALLY ON FIRE back there 😬 #Monsterdon

@apLundell Everybody else has genitalia for ships, it checks out

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@nev Space Cowboy in the streets, Grumbly Old Men in the sheets

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See you, Space Cowboy

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Sir, It's pronounced "Lambda Zone".

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@crazypedia Oh sUrgeon not sturgeon DAMNIT I'll be right back... #MonsterDon

@gwozniak The trailer is superior, because it had to be edited down, and it captures basically the entire plot

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how are there 12 more minutes?

like a lot of that's gotta be credits right?

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"Space Cowboy from the planet Earth" has real "Cowboy Bebop at his computer" vibes

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Another bonus: This movie is unusually long

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I honestly have no idea what things are blowing up

LMBO!! That scream! #monsterdon

I'm just saying, George Peppard would lose handily to Spike Speigel.

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"Here I come. This is space cowboy from the planet Earth"

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admirers of the pew pew noises in this movie might be interested in the hashtag #pewvember

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True or false: St. Exmin comes from a species without nipples #monsterdon

See you later, Space Cowboy #monsterdon

We did the math and we know we can take you. Chuckles evily.

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christ they cant even keep to a pilot/ship/pilot/ship sequence without fucking it up #monsterdon

"space cowboy"?

That's not a cliche or anything

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RIP Gelt. Atleast he had a good meal.
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We get it cowboy from earth. We get it

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"This is Space Cowboy, from the planet Earth"

i just cringed into non-existence

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Sador, why does your ship have a big couryard in the middle of it?

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wow space cowboy is _super_ drunk

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"Zaydor you son of a bitch!"

I read your book! #Monsterdon

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Uh-oh: bad guys chuckle

rotate engines 180°? huh?
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Why does Valkyrie look like she’s had full body Botox when she’s flying her ship? #Monsterdon

The Valkyrie love fighting so much, they need an ergonomic challenge to make it a fair fight.

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#monsterdon Turn around and we will bump uglies. Er, heads. Whatever!

In this universe you are required to hook your ship's weapons batteries to guitar pedals #monsterdon

@apLundell That sounds familiar #MonsterDon

I think John Boy had an epiphany.

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"No violent ending is beautiful."
"You've never seen a Valkyrie go down. *wink*" heh
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oh she blew up
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Remote controlled arm! #monsterdon

Space Cowboy loves it when a plan comes together.

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Lol, all these volunteer forces dying for a race that is allegedly pacifistic but not actually.

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he didn't say what _kind_ of heads he wanted to bump

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R.I.P. boobs

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ooh they even got two of those lightening orb things you could by at Spencer Gifts

@diazona

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/christmas_carol_the_movie

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BURN BURRRN #monsterdon

I think it's time for the the valkyrie to go down. It will be incredible. #Monsterdon

Did Valkyrie just launch the escape pod by swishing her boobs?

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rip porn valkyrie

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fuck yes lady get it
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And the bad guy's ego gets the better of him again.

Nice move, Saint Exim.

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@SnoopJ He heard the term "armed and dangerous" and his IQ is ... not good? #MonsterDon

cowboy dude is going to pull up a kamikaze move on the stellar something, right?
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They’re torturing the Nestor! How does that work? They cut his arm off! #monsterdon

@ricci omg wat

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"It has been a very enjoyable fight."

focuses sunlight through magnifying glass onto her left breast, which is full of nitroglycerine

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@strangefour And they can be trusted not to spend their money getting expensive piercings at the mall #monsterdon

Honestly, brilliant move there by Saint Exman.

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@CactuarJoe was this the origin of the "it is also a beltbuckle" craze in the 80s?

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oh shit she's gonna use a magnifying glass and the sun to burn up the enemy ship!

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Nestor was played by the lesser known and unfortunately-named White Man Group, who were an inspiration for the Blue Man Group.

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"...it can't fire. It's been ... disarmed”

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heavy "I love you" "I know" evergy from that hat exchange there.
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Saint X-Men was the bravest of them all

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(explosion booming)

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Please let this be the death of the cowboy. #Monsterdon

29. This is not this director's lowest-rated movie

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Oh nice, plasma ball sphere controls

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Oh I love those plasma desk toys #monsterdon

TWENTY MINUTES LEFT, WTF?! #Monsterdon

Navigation controls by Spencer's Gifts.

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Cowboy the charmer.

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