@apLundell That's the exact moment she knew he was the man for her #monsterdon

@strangefour Girl's into transistors, I heard #monsterdon

@helianthropy That is the intended response to #monsterdon

@strangefour heh, well, I should expect nothing more from #Monsterdon

@helianthropy woohoo! 🎉 mission accomplished

#Monsterdon

I'm speechless. But had a great time, as always. Thanks, @Taweret and company. #Monsterdon

@jessecohn "Battle Beyond the Stars" which is this week's #Monsterdon movie (written by John Sayles, directed by Roger Corman).

#Monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf 🥲

#monsterdon #justiceForTheKelvins

@YsengrinWolf @foolishowl OH! Wow I somehow missed that. Probably from trying to read some chat... Then again I feel like that's a detail I missed as a kid too. Man the writing is sloppy.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@ranjit We'll never know.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@Zerofactorial Omg. The Valkyrie's also a space scalie. Just one that doesn't need to warm herself on hot rocks.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Finally caught up, that's a bit moralizing at the end, innit? Everybody died but it's ok, my people who are not yours believe they're not really actually dead! The end!

#monsterdon

Y’ALL!

today was a solid Monsterdon with quality actors doing horrible acting with a gawdawful script but not too shabby special effects and score/soundtrack.

this may be the best of the worse in the Corman cinematic universe and we got to enjoy this hot mess.

well done!

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@CactuarJoe It was just so mockable #monsterdon

@apLundell fair argument well made

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@diazona @strangefour Yes, but nothing super interesting about them #monsterdon

@blogdiva holy shit really?

harrison ford has _almost_ killed himself doing that a couple of times, I think

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@MissGayle ah yes of course

#Monsterdon

@strangefour I am told there are credits and they can be found on the YouTube version, at least

#Monsterdon

THAT"S IT!?
Wow that stops more abruptly than even the usual Monsterdon flick. Almost mid sentence.
I guess all those space ship pilots were fucked off into the sea of stars.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@MissGayle or I guess "have" to is the wrong word, but I'm going to wind up doing it regardless lol

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

Thank you @Taweret for hosting this Corman Cacophony!

and thanks @Cherizilla for the Bingo card! My favorite: Communications Breakdown

And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: I have been destroyed by the scroll and didn't even see a lot of it. Will go back soon and respond to many comments.

We have gear! Get your Monsterdon pillow to throw at the screen! Or get shirts! Or hoodies!

https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/designs/monsterdon-doodles-color/home/throw-pillow

@MissGayle ahh thanks I'll have to grab a copy of that and check it out

#Monsterdon

Ah, thank you @Taweret ! Every bit as cheesy a movie as I remembered - this is one that gets re-watched once a decade or so.

Saw it *several* times at a drive-in theater back when it released, and I throw out a reference every so often even nowadays.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@strangefour Oh no, not Nell! TITS ALL OVER NOW #Monsterdon

@strangefour Most of us here don't use their birth names; and I go by a nickname or initials when I can. If I had a spaceship and a star to steer by, I wouldn't be using my old name.
#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@bunnyhero that's what @socketwench said so I'm pretty sure

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@Lazarou @SnoopJ @Taweret oh this looks ridiculous and amazing

#Monsterdon

@moira i think that was starcrash? #monsterdon

@kcarr2015 lol composer shade

I like them both though... random fact: I saw Hans Zimmer in concert once, it was a pretty sweet show

#Monsterdon

@socketwench Thank you! I always get these nonsense movies confused xD

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

My goodness this was a clusterfuck. Not only bad but made my brain hurt. What a mess of a plot. The end!

Yet I have a feeling that this is somehow a cult movie amongst sci fi writers and directors, there are lots of elements here I remember from much better films that came years later. Coincidence? #monsterdon

@apLundell I want to watch all the outtakes for this scene.

#Monsterdon

There's ten minutes left? Wait are all the alien space ship samurai dead?
Oh it's not Seven Samurai. It's Rogue One.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@fabio Things were done

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 🪐 ⭐ ⭐ 🥊🥊 😱

The battle (?) beyond (?) the stars (?) is over and it was not a good movie in my opinion!

Thanks @Taweret for hosting, @Cherizilla for bingo, @JoeWynne for trivia and all of you #Monsterdonians for the fun 💞

Abrupt ending. And not a minute too soon. #Monsterdon

@PixysJourney 🎉 🎉 🎉

Honestly most of the time your life is vastly improved by not watching the movie 😂

#Monsterdon

@foolishowl For food? The only thing of value this little village planet has.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@h3net That would work! #MonsterDon

okay so what's the star wars ripoff where they're doing surface runs on basically a giant hand?

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

i was trying to tell my sister about this movie, and about the Nestors, and she said...

because they were nested.

oh no... lololol
#monsterdon

Sudden ending, a #monsterdon tradition!

power pose: kill 💀
#Monsterdon

Oh did the cowboy die? Good riddance I guess #monsterdon

@Taweret "Yeah, just watch me" #monsterdon

We did it I guess #monsterdon

The moral of the story is if you follow your dreams you can't expect audiences to understand one bit of what you came up with #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Hans Zimmer can suck it, James Horner rules!

@wohali I'll say! #MonsterDon

Six minutes left, Nell has lost her mind, self-destruction, what else should I expect? #monsterdon

And still NOBODY GOT PUNCHED

I am disappoint

Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everyone for posting! This was... something. My brain hurts. Just what I needed today 😀 See y'all next week!

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

I remember Quopeg being introduced but I can't remember a damn thing he did #monsterdon

Oh shit. She goes out like Chara Soon. Boobs out and blowing up to take out the enemy with her. Damn fine ending for a Valkyire.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@yatsu (((T_T)_T)_T)?... #MonsterDon

More Corman SciFi please! Frankenstein Unbound would be my pick.

#monsterdon

@strangefour Maybe she's not a mammal #monsterdon

So, who's still alive?

#Monsterdon

Incredible matte paintings, like Neverending Story level, very enjoyable

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Pfft, and people said #SecretInvasion was crap!

the Nestors will live on in our... arms. #monsterdon

@ranjit <crossing fingers>

#Monsterdon

Julia Duffy as Mol‽ We have a Newhart connection!

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars #JuliaDuffy #Newhart

@jsadow @Taweret This is 100% proper #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow I just saw William Windom on a Colombo episode a few hours ago! #MonsterDon

@plaidtron3000

Uh, did you see her boobs?

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

And now, the procreation!#Monsterdon

@moira just the credits #monsterdon

@ricci Oh great, now you've jinxed us all, they're going to make sequel because you said that.

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@plaidtron3000 I think it's a translation error

#monsterdon

@SnoopJ good to know at least

#Monsterdon

@brennen 😆 #Monsterdon

Well, that was terrible and I'll never get that hour and forty minutes back. You were all incredibly funny, thanks @Taweret for hosting, @ryan for the stream, and @JoeWynne for the trivia!

#Monsterdon

Quopeg's tattoo gets a makeup artist credit.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@Taweret well nobody fucked off into the sea but those two are definitely fucking in space #monsterdon

@Taweret Thanks for hosting. I feel like my IQ is about 20 points lower after watching that movie which is kind of relaxing.

#Monsterdon

torque bar

<shivers>

#Monsterdon

@north but they were my favorite! they didn't say anything!

#Monsterdon

Credits. Finally! #Monsterdon

Had fun at my first #Monsterdon. Drank way less than I expected, though. Was all the typing.

@helianthropy Yep, it's all one score throughout a number of Horner movies, just sliced and diced differently. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Hang in there brain guys!
NESTOR NOOOOOO! 🧠
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Nell saves the day by self-destructing.

Oh, apparently some of y'all aren't getting the credits with that swelling soundtrack.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Sabor failed at trying to Ship of Theseus himself.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

John Saxon is pouting. This will not end well #Monsterdon

OK, I managed to survive that film AGAIN (having seen it not more than 3 months ago).

I love y'all, but please pick something better for next time, ok?

thank you @Taweret and @JoeWynne and @cheribaker - try to have a better night, ok?

Gnite #monsterdon !

And just like that, it's over. #Monsterdon
Thank you everyone for participating, and Thank you to @Taweret for hosting.

@Taweret thank you for donning the monsters!

#monsterdon

Nell: "Blow the ship? Wait one damn minute!" #monsterdon

it was funnier when I was a kid
#monsterdon

oh, and it's over? okay! thank you all, esp @Taweret and @ryan!

let's never speak of this again.

#monsterdon

Note that they aren't the same as pasties. Pasties are meant to be seen. Not so with nipple covers.

#Monsterdon

I think my problem with this film is that I went into it with expectations that were entirely too high.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Wow abrupt ending on the tubi (dl'd) version

That was something. Thanks @tawaret #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

@davesdogmaggie yeah, the bathroom

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

I'm going to stick around for the credits just so I know who to blame for this

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@bunnyhero But then they should have gotten waffles #monsterdon