Thank god they aren’t mimes, that is my truest fear, I’m not even joking
Ask me about my childhood
#monsterdon

@Cherizilla You can tell they are smart because of their extremely realistic third eye.

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I'm assuming Nestor is the Data of this universe

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Hey, Romulan ale is outlawed.
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You read my mind?

Amongst other things…

What!? What other things?

#monsterdon

Here, enjoy a Windex cordial.

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What "other things" are they reading besides his mind??

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Bunch of telekinetic dickwads #monsterdon

Hello. We are the Second Foundation. #monsterdon

Oh the space trucker from the southern portion of the galaxy is played by 1/4 of the A-Team. Give this man a cigar and a plan.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

We have seldom seen such a charmless protagonist. #Monsterdon

I'm actually surprised they did it and expected us to sympathize with that guy.

I mean, Mal Reynolds was basically an old Confederate in space, but he was supposed to be a mass of contradictions.

#Monsterdon
#BattleBeyondTheStars

…is that a gas-pump-nozzle being used as the pistol prop?
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#monsterdon I like his space booties

Is it me, or does his gun look like a gas pump fuel nozzle?

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Ugh. More white people. #Monsterdon

In a better world, we would have gotten Andreas Katsulas to play Cayman.

If only...

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Well, the aliens makeup isn't too bad, at least until now.
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Enemy of my enemy...

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What does the Varda say? EEEEE EEEEE EEEEEE E EEEEEEEEEEE

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

@amyfou I almost would have been happier if they'd used a made-up element

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WWTVD

What Would The Varda Do

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okay, points for a wild molybdenum. not often someone says that word in actual dialogue. #monsterdon

What an act

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And they made her say 'molybdinum'?!

Kunar... or coomer?

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#monsterdon That space footage had to be Doctor Who outtakes

The... Kelvin? Thermal creatures?

Wow

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LMAO the little bald dudes are literally hot for the lady #Monsterdon

15. This movie has not yet passed the test "Is there more than one female character used to demonstrate the director's fetishes". Unless you count the breast ship.

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Cayman of the Lambda Zone says 'organisms' better/worse than anyone else has done in history

That sequence was, like, three different Star Trek episodes all over the course of 90 seconds. #monsterdon

She's sweating too. Glad to know the actors were comfortable

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Princess’s ship got hit with some ST:TOS effects #Monsterdon

i cant get over Cowboy Hannibal

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#Monsterdon Is it a giant whale or catfish?

Distress came for the damsel I see #monsterdon

she's space trippin now

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondtheStars

If they know Custers' Last Stand, that means they are somehow descended from humanity.

How does humanity reach a state where slavery is acceptable again? The mere idea is disgusting.

#Monsterdon

I want a gif of Shad reacting to "I'll show you Custer's Last Stand" #monsterdon

I'll give you all the weapons and fight with you if you watch a movie with me. Pleeeeaaaaase.

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FOCUS! FO-CUS!

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Earthman is knows violence and is self serving bore

Accurate

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#monsterdon Sorry but I'm still waiting for the cowboy to smoke a cigar and say that he has a plan

Why is Cowboy so sweaty 😭

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If Richie Cunningham had a grandmother, she would speak in Nell’s voice. #monsterdon

"We won't know how to use them."

"Yeah."

Subtext: ~i don't caaaaare~ #Monsterdon

so he's a confederate gun runner. and he dies at some point in this flick, right? #monsterdon

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14. The Stellar Converter in this movie uses the power of stars to blow up planets. This idea was referenced in the 2017 parody "The Last Jedi"

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I didn’t think it was THAT good of a converter, Shad #monsterdon

He doesn't know what a snowball is; that is the funniest joke ever.

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Oh no not from behind!!! #monsterdon

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING CHAPS!? WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO JOHN BOY? #Monsterdon

space cowboy... You couldn't get more gerenic Han Solo even if you tried really hard.
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#monsterdon Our hero's ship looks like a truck nut flying in space and this is bothering me.

Space-chaps and a huge belt buckle. Oh, and no undershirt.

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#Monsterdon and there it is, Nell broke asimov's first rule of robotics

He did it. He jacked off. #monsterdon

So what exactly is the purpose of the chaps in outer space? #Monsterdon

space. chaps. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "i dunno i have a deep religious conviction about nonviolence" "varda says it's cool" "ok! let's kill"

bro I don’t care about your plex server #monsterdon

Can't stop saying Sador. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Um, robots disobeying orders. This is how you get terminators.

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*pew pew*

BOOM

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the fuck are those pants
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"i did it"
you didn't do shit, young man, she fired without your permission, you just got mad about it. #monsterdon

There's a lot of sweat going down

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Shields clearly do not exist in this universe

#Monsterdon

i didn't think you just did it either, i thought nell did it

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Is this porn? #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars

#Monsterdon *bouncy lasers*

Did not expect to see a confederate flag in a space opera.

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars #ConfederateFlag

So far Nell's easily the best character. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

SHOOTY TIME! #monsterdon

#monsterdon The middle aged worker vibes on the space cowboy are supreme

i dont think ive ever seen a spaceship more… orange #monsterdon

Wow! He switched to being okay with killing pretty quickly.

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what was the name of movie that had a guy time travel and a breeding subplot?

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

Umm... Davros why are you showing your cyborg guts when first introduced to someone new? Is this like a handshake to you? Please close your digestive doors.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

S...space cowboy? A General Lee spaceship?? This is Space Dukes of Hazard???

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Most of the budget of the movie went to get George Peppard and Robert Vaughn #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

#monsterdon I feel like I've seen every actor in this film in SOMETHING but can't identify any of then. Gonna be a lot of wikipedia later.

jackers… load stealing…… are we doing phrasing?? #monsterdon

oh boy, a confederate flag insignia on a spaceship to introduce Cowboy #monsterdon

WHY.

WHY CAMERON.

UGH.

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#monsterdon there's a fucking CONFEDERATE FLAG on that ship?!

It's probably calmed down like everything else

As a warlord is holding your planet for hostage for food

#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

He's wearing a flannel shirt so you know he's a cowboy, but quilted oven mitt pants so you know he's a SPACE COWBOY

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Yes computer we know you cut loose in college, no need to keep bragging about it

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Oh fuck, i forgot about the stars & bars on the fucking space cowboy bullshit.

#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars

does that ship have a god damn confederate flag on it

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"the Lambda zone is a pretty wild place, but it's calmed down...like New York"

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OUTER SPACE RACISTS? #Monsterdon

Don't you hate it when you get emissary powder in your eye?

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"They have... Powdered him."

Baby or Gold-Bond medicated? #Monsterdon

A bag of powdered embassy

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Powdered him!!

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#monsterdon "Wait for me in the Lambda zone."

Lambda: the Ultimate Waiting Zone™

(this post has a potential audience of like three nerds)