"it is our emissary sir."
okay, that was genuinely hilarious tho.
#monsterdon
It's a bag of poop. I made it just for you!
The Lamda zone!? We can't go there! They have *functions* there!
Saunders be like just let me go do my fucking job you old man's head
#monsterdon
Lil Nell's number later will absolutely stop the show
The lady turned off the android at the EXACT same time as I got a Mastodon notification, and I was like huh?! :blobcatmelt: Why did it sound like that?
@Taweret imma gonna wish everyone a "good rising" for this whole cycle and see how many friends I have left #Monsterdon
Look the lady’s got to bring her Gaming PC #monsterdon
#monsterdon the "marionette acting" or whatever you call it from the androids is iffy but the servo sounds were actually helping sell it.
First design sketch for the ship #monsterdon
When the doors on this space station open, it sounds like Darth Vader breathing.
Boob ship... Away! 🚀
“You know about computers. You can help us.” #Monsterdon
Then back to the boob ship
Are we beyond the stars yet?
That was the fastest most anticlimactic sci-fi jailbreak ever.
Darth Vader breathing sounds for the doors?
The robot guy Saunders with the echoey voice is doing some serious C-3PO rip-off acting here. I guess 1980 is just four years after Star Wars.
"Come with me! You know about computers, you can help us!" This movie is just an IT recruitment ad #monsterdon
I love the homing lasers in the Captor Grid.
see, if she showed up in the ship, she'd be able to say "THIS IS UNIX! I KNOW THIS!"
"You know about computers. You can help us!"
Well, okay, that's the first unrealistic thing in this space drama plot.
#monsterdon Ever had that friend there drops some horrible trivia in the worst possible moment of the conversation
But the niña cannot act #Monsterdon
The Breaking Out ceremony.... followed quickly by the Zit-Popping ceremony
again, in your scifi story, you can just call years years. all planets have years
wow this is getting weird already
#monsterdon
the huddites _really_ hate their kids, _clearly_
Oh my goodness they’ve implemented reply guy androids #monsterdon
I don’t know anything, please teach me your ways space man
#monsterdon
Just bang her so you can get on with your Quest.
Just riding down the hallway in a giant Famicom…
ooooh she's inexperienced!
wait. is this part supposed to be comedy?
Why do they even HAVE a conjugal suite? #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
AHA! Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, episode "Flight Of The War Witch" (1980) – Council Leader. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
Are the robots named leprous and sprew? Did I hear that right?
Oh I do like a man with an off switch. #monsterdon
@Keiraleesharonart no need neck in space #Monsterdon
All the androids are white too....
oh I knew it, this old guy is a perv
Lol, and then it's right on to "your planet is doomed, you're going to repopulate my empty station"
This film really does want to be Star Wars. #monsterdon
Uh is this the farmer’s daughter joke? #monsterdon
This bit with the disassembled robot singing is intriguingly weird.
Turns out this is Castle Anthrax in Space
...>_> #Monsterdon
I didn't know it was a rom com
#Monsterdon
Me at work next year: "Forms must prey on other forms to survive."
Can’t wait to see this kid fight with shirtless Sting!
#monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars
I feel like I've seen Head guy in Buck Rogers or Battlestar Galactica. Maybe both. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
It is polite to show your guts to guest
Old dude just flashes himself instead of 'hello'
What does that white drainpipe do?
She will shoot an IPhone dead on sight.
That’s just what an Android would say #monsterdon
@ottaross You see it too? #monsterdon
That’s quite a welcome wagon #monsterdon
because I could see mel Brooks putting boobs on a spaceship but then there would also be jokes and stuff
The Pacled are working for Space Napoleon? They are very smart.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
Please keep your head and all limbs inside the car until the ride has come to a complete stop.
lol, tbf that's how I would welcome guests on my space habitat who didn't ask permission to dock
This is my new xmas soundtrack
#monsterdon
#monsterdon why would you sit in it lmao
Ahhh, yes, the underwater gargling choir. Really popular...in....space.
lol, creepy singing androids, excellent
That's a hell of an 8-track player.
So, the robot is the arms dealer mercenary guy, right? That's what "if he's still operative" means?
is it supposed to be a comedy or not? because there's nothing funny but otoh the ship has boobs
Soundtrack so far is kinda awesome.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
Yea... I'm into ship design #monsterdon
WE HAVE WIPE TRANSITION, I REPEAT, WE HAVE WIPE TRANSITION
So bummed to miss #monsterdon tonight as Battle Beyond the Stars is one of my B-movie faves.
spaceship external viewing scene == long Coreman walking scene but in space
These models are great, I almost don't mind the padding. #Monsterdon
Is this our Mos Eisley in space!!! #monsterdon
@Configures aye, I'm hearing a few BSG noises in this one! #monsterdon
#monsterdon All these pans of physical models are amazing though.
model guy better have gotten some serious dosh for making these ships
#monsterdon
I do very much like that Shad had no comeback. That's pretty good writing, I think we're in for a thorough treat here.
That ship is a uterus with a scrotum.
#monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
@Lazarou I think I heard those spaceship pew pew noises first in *Battlestar Galactica* (the original TV series). Ah, nostalgia! #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
...Actually it's kind of creepily homunculus-like. Somewhere between a slug and a Fallout Centaur with boobs.
Bleugh. #Monsterdon
@JoeyBoughtACola if she said "shut up, Wesley" it would be perfect #monsterdon
Ship by Norelco #monsterdon
Congratulations kid! You were saved by mercenaries of following orders
@ottaross Well to be fair there is space above the ground
...otherwise it would be more ground
That space ship is a condescending parent.
Every time I'm about to make a bad decision, I always rememember Lobo.
Yeah okay that ship's an upper torso with boobs. #Monsterdon
For a space ship, he's flying very close to the ground for his whole trip.
This guy's name is Will. Here he is being fired at.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
#Monsterdon this ship better not awaken anything in me
We are speed running the bandits attacking the little village huh. Time to go looking for several samurai.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
At least they didn't give the AI authority to fire weapons without a human in the loop #monsterdon
8. In space, no one can hear you scream