Oh the space trucker from the southern portion of the galaxy is played by 1/4 of the A-Team. Give this man a cigar and a plan.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
We have seldom seen such a charmless protagonist. #Monsterdon
I'm actually surprised they did it and expected us to sympathize with that guy.
I mean, Mal Reynolds was basically an old Confederate in space, but he was supposed to be a mass of contradictions.
β¦is that a gas-pump-nozzle being used as the pistol prop?
#monsterdon
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#monsterdon I like his space booties
Is it me, or does his gun look like a gas pump fuel nozzle?
Ugh. More white people. #Monsterdon
Acting!
Well, the aliens makeup isn't too bad, at least until now.
#monsterdon
Enemy of my enemy...
What does the Varda say? EEEEE EEEEE EEEEEE E EEEEEEEEEEE
@amyfou I almost would have been happier if they'd used a made-up element
okay, points for a wild molybdenum. not often someone says that word in actual dialogue. #monsterdon
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What an act
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And they made her say 'molybdinum'?!
Kunar... or coomer?
This movie is really jumping around. I mean I like the practical effects for sure
#monsterdon That space footage had to be Doctor Who outtakes
LMAO the little bald dudes are literally hot for the lady #Monsterdon
15. This movie has not yet passed the test "Is there more than one female character used to demonstrate the director's fetishes". Unless you count the breast ship.
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Cayman of the Lambda Zone says 'organisms' better/worse than anyone else has done in history
That sequence was, like, three different Star Trek episodes all over the course of 90 seconds. #monsterdon
She's sweating too. Glad to know the actors were comfortable
Princessβs ship got hit with some ST:TOS effects #Monsterdon
i cant get over Cowboy Hannibal
#Monsterdon Is it a giant whale or catfish?
Distress came for the damsel I see #monsterdon
she's space trippin now
If they know Custers' Last Stand, that means they are somehow descended from humanity.
How does humanity reach a state where slavery is acceptable again? The mere idea is disgusting.
I want a gif of Shad reacting to "I'll show you Custer's Last Stand" #monsterdon
I'll give you all the weapons and fight with you if you watch a movie with me. Pleeeeaaaaase.
FOCUS! FO-CUS!
#monsterdon Sorry but I'm still waiting for the cowboy to smoke a cigar and say that he has a plan
Why is Cowboy so sweaty π
If Richie Cunningham had a grandmother, she would speak in Nellβs voice. #monsterdon
so he's a confederate gun runner. and he dies at some point in this flick, right? #monsterdon
14. The Stellar Converter in this movie uses the power of stars to blow up planets. This idea was referenced in the 2017 parody "The Last Jedi"
I didnβt think it was THAT good of a converter, Shad #monsterdon
He doesn't know what a snowball is; that is the funniest joke ever.
Oh no not from behind!!! #monsterdon
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING CHAPS!? WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO JOHN BOY? #Monsterdon
space cowboy... You couldn't get more gerenic Han Solo even if you tried really hard.
#monsterdon
#monsterdon Our hero's ship looks like a truck nut flying in space and this is bothering me.
Space-chaps and a huge belt buckle. Oh, and no undershirt.
Face, Murdock, take this kid to find B.A. and save that planet. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon and there it is, Nell broke asimov's first rule of robotics
He did it. He jacked off. #monsterdon
So what exactly is the purpose of the chaps in outer space? #Monsterdon
space. chaps. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon "i dunno i have a deep religious conviction about nonviolence" "varda says it's cool" "ok! let's kill"
bro I donβt care about your plex server #monsterdon
Can't stop saying Sador. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
Um, robots disobeying orders. This is how you get terminators.
the fuck are those pants
#monsterdon
"i did it"
you didn't do shit, young man, she fired without your permission, you just got mad about it. #monsterdon
There's a lot of sweat going down
Shields clearly do not exist in this universe
i didn't think you just did it either, i thought nell did it
Is this porn? #monsterdon #battlebeyondthestars
#Monsterdon *bouncy lasers*
Did not expect to see a confederate flag in a space opera.
So far Nell's easily the best character. #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
SHOOTY TIME! #monsterdon
#monsterdon The middle aged worker vibes on the space cowboy are supreme
i dont think ive ever seen a spaceship more⦠orange #monsterdon
Wow! He switched to being okay with killing pretty quickly.
what was the name of movie that had a guy time travel and a breeding subplot?
Umm... Davros why are you showing your cyborg guts when first introduced to someone new? Is this like a handshake to you? Please close your digestive doors.
#Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
S...space cowboy? A General Lee spaceship?? This is Space Dukes of Hazard???
Most of the budget of the movie went to get George Peppard and Robert Vaughn #Monsterdon #BattleBeyondTheStars
#monsterdon I feel like I've seen every actor in this film in SOMETHING but can't identify any of then. Gonna be a lot of wikipedia later.
Did⦠is this The General Lee as a spaceship?! #monsterdon
Not sure whether the ship intelligence will count as a female for Bechdel counting purposes #monsterdon
jackersβ¦ load stealingβ¦β¦ are we doing phrasing?? #monsterdon
oh boy, a confederate flag insignia on a spaceship to introduce Cowboy #monsterdon
#monsterdon there's a fucking CONFEDERATE FLAG on that ship?!
It's probably calmed down like everything else
As a warlord is holding your planet for hostage for food
He's wearing a flannel shirt so you know he's a cowboy, but quilted oven mitt pants so you know he's a SPACE COWBOY
Yes computer we know you cut loose in college, no need to keep bragging about it
Oh fuck, i forgot about the stars & bars on the fucking space cowboy bullshit.
does that ship have a god damn confederate flag on it
"the Lambda zone is a pretty wild place, but it's calmed down...like New York"
OUTER SPACE RACISTS? #Monsterdon
Don't you hate it when you get emissary powder in your eye?
"They have... Powdered him."
Baby or Gold-Bond medicated? #Monsterdon
"I'm a scientist: I've built a space station, artificial life forms, even a machine to keep my head aliveβ¦
of COURSE also a βConjugal Suiteβ for my daughter!"
A bag of powdered embassy
Powdered him!!
#monsterdon "Wait for me in the Lambda zone."
Lambda: the Ultimate Waiting Zoneβ’
(this post has a potential audience of like three nerds)
"it is our emissary sir."
okay, that was genuinely hilarious tho.
#monsterdon
It's a bag of poop. I made it just for you!
The Lamda zone!? We can't go there! They have *functions* there!