A dollified Bob!
#monsterdon

Mmm, nothing like the smell of carcinogens in the morning.

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Yes, that burned exactly like plastic

Especially the part where no one held their nose at the fumes

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you need to approach the man that turns people into dolls way more carefully than bringing a cop straight into his office and accusing him to his face. and especially when the cop leaves you need to get the hell out of the doll room #monsterdon

@Violinknitter

and then leave the accuser alone with him!

#Monsterdon

The finest paper cutouts.

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Back when dolls were made of kerosene. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Well, Bob the Creep got what he deserved…

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"Be seeing you." "And you."

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Franz locks the door behind the cop. That's not suspicious!

#Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

He can clone people too?!

#Monsterdon

Dude, there's nothing right about what you're doing there. #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople

#MonsterDon
I'm kind of impressed she's making a police report. After Mr Franz bullied her into taking the job in the first place I was expecting more hand to brow.

One might even say he's a Master of doll-making.

#monsterdon #PuppetPeople1958 #TheMaster

Creeeeeeeeep #monsterdon

It's only a doll that burns like paper, the hottest Christmas toy this year

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Wow, at that angle the fact that these are printed images just... Really does not work, lol.

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turn them into Shrinky Dinks!!! #monsterdon

Sgt Paterson, doll detective
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That's not a doll, that's a strip of paper #monsterdon

Ah, yes! Very good interrogation, go straight to the weird old guy and accuse him of shrinkinating the missing person

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"We've got a strict three miniaturized people minimum before we can take any disappearance seriously"

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From Bob to blob.

What a genial old man, turning a jerk into a doll, so his employee wouldn't make a foolish mistake and quit working for him.

#Monsterdon

let's not set plastic on fire in a non-ventilated space please.

#monsterdon

How flammable are your plastics?

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Oh shit, he just killed that guy!
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LOL #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

actually laughing as he incinerates Bob

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Ok, sorcerer action now

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"That's a sticker, you cretin, not a doll!"

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#monsterdon the other guy in this room. The man at the desk, two feet away, sent me. Now we’ll walk two more feet, to lockup.

Lady, LEAVE

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"What made you say that?"
Well, you literally have a guy in a tube right next to you...
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They didn't even burn it! They only turned him sideways?!! oh come ON

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Every time I see the name of the business on the door, I hear the theme song to Kids Inc. in my head.

Every. Damn. Time.

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she's going to get turned into a doll now, isn't she?
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“Isn’t that enough?” “Yes it is” #Monsterdon

"You won't believe me."

"That's my business"

At least he's honest: not believing you is his business. ACAB

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Destroying the evidence.

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YES BURRRRRRN HAHAHAHA #monsterdon

Is the police person implying that 3 (4?) people mysteriously vanishing the same way might not be enough?

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"ms reynolds, what makes you think such a thing?"

"It's the plot of this movie!" #monsterdon

#monsterdon Powerful heels for a tender chicken

I wonder if an officer will match up all these very detailed dolls with their missing persons reports...

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Excuse me, do you have a warrant?

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*sighing* FINE i’ll do my job #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I need to report a non-consensual shrinking.

Corporate downsizing strikes again. Welcome to late capitalism!

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Franz you shrunk my Honey! :blobastonished: #Monsterdon

"He made Bob into a doll" well that's a whole other set of keywords

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Officer he shrank my fiance. #monsterdon

Say, you sure do know a lot about these people who are missing...
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At least when he's a doll, John Agar isn't boring the audience to death.
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Twist his arm and see whether his hair grows #monsterdon

#monsterdon

He made Bob into a doll.. I knew you wouldn't believe me, but I did it anyway.

"what does a mysterious disappearance _mean_?"

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@paco And then the actors held it sideways to reveal the flatness ^^ #monsterdon

"He made your fiance into a doll..."

"Well, we'll see what we can do, talk to you later."

#Monsterdon

"Well, that's my business. Not believing women is the entire basis of police work."

#monsterdon #PuppetPeople1958

He's gone and got himself Hakumei and Mikochi-ed.

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honey, i shrank the bob

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Shoud have titled this "Master of Puppets"

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A smol dol #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

So I told him don't marry her I will be sad to lose my Girl Friday so he like went home you should just forget about him anyways

Also perfectly normal plausible thing not sus at all #Monsterdon

This is the part of the movie where the woman isn't believed. Great.

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The man at that desk right over there?

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@ramsey Thank, I wasn't 100% sure initially

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(honestly, points to this movie for making this lady smart enough to figure it out, and then try to do something about it, nevermind that every other person in this movie is about to treat her like she's clinical.)

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@moira Bob was 99% ass #monsterdon

The Master has been here!

… Doctor Who joke…

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such as made him smol

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Gotta love those shitty glass door locks.

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Introducing the “Bob” sex toy.

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did she really think this would work? #monsterdon (also acab)

The music expects me to be much more invested in their relationship than I really am

#Monsterdon

Boy she likes his right side

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So less a "lock" and more of a "polite suggestion."

#monsterdon #PuppetPeople1958

1950's pumps are built better than 1950s locks.

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#monsterdon Here, let me look at this Bob doll from the side only, he's definitely real and three dimensional

A+ use of a high heel shoe!!!

#Monsterdon

Who needs a hammer when you have a shoe.

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I'm waiting for "She's a living doll!"

Well I guess if your only talent is shrinking people down into dolls like a psychopath, you can't use that elsewhere...
#Monsterdon

Last night we were going to get married. Now the boss is saying it would be better to forget him.

#monsterdon

@allanb It was Bob, as a doll.

#Monsterdon

I think I'll take the Bob Doll home ... for reasons.

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#monsterdon Holy shit we really just went here didn't we? (I think we watched the Very Large Man(tm) movie didn't we?) I mean I've always kind of got why they put Ed Wood in the "See also" section of wikipedia article for Bert I Gordon but this film is really working extra to make the case for it.

you know, if the movie is going to be your barely-disguised fetish, you could at least muster up some lovingly-rendered special effects

#monsterdon

Here's Bob Doll
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Ah, he’s the next doll. #Monsterdon

i guess "Attack of the Old Man Who Turns People Into Dolls" doesn't have the same ring to it #monsterdon

“Bob wouldn’t treat me this way”

Hon, Bob has treated you with nothing but disdain and commodification since the moment he met you

Also, you aren’t in love with him. You might be hurt, but you aren’t in love

#Monsterdon

Canned people!

#monsterdon

Say what you want, but his technology formed the basis of the statis tubes in Lost in Space that made interstellar space travel possible.

#monsterdon #PuppetPeople1958

When a notable part of your life has been six or four years of the Second World War—even as a child in the U.S.—'settling down' could seem a lot better than we might think it might….

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#Monsterdon Heh, they have to keep turning the tubes towards the camera or the effect doesn't work.

Wait. Did the doll maker just get rid of that creep?
I am now very invested in this movie.

#Monsterdon

literally the only stage direction that needs to be given with handlign the doll props is that you need to keep them square to the camera so you can't see they're just pieces of paper and she is FUCKING IT UP #monsterdon