"Bob had an appointment with a tiny glass tube"

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did they tape a photo of the actor on top of a doll body? lol

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why is everyone so impressed by paper dolls

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"Will you listen to an old friend?"

… dude I known you like a month.

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Proposing at The Colossal Man at the drive in sure is a... Something

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#MonsterDon she looks good in that dress but I suspect this apartment would be hideous in color

Something's happened to Bob's asphyx #monsterdon

Let's fly to Vegas and get married!

All these guys are huge red flag wavers.

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After the Brownie fiasco, Mr Franz put the special dolls in a locked display case.

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"bob wouldn't treat me this way"

as opposed to the previous 20 minutes of this movie, where he treated you exactly like that.

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Dude you could just hire another phone answerer.

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I mean what did you expect man? That she would be giddy about it all?
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The main message of this movie is that if you go to a Bert Gordon flick you will make out with a beautiful blonde.

It's still just a cut-out of Bob in a tube.

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ah, okay, fine, Bob does get a pass for skipping out, since i'm now nearly certain he's about 6 inches tall.

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Girl, take this as a 'bullet missed' moment and move on from Bob

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#monsterdon There are gentlemen in San Francisco that could find a place for you to shove that fist… better than circus... tops... hurr hurr…

Gaslit into COMING TO WORK god damn

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i wonder what the smol is doing

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Show me on the doll where Bob touched you

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Sally, you might not understand this, but Dr. Franz did you a favor.

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Casually arrange to elope as one does in the perfectly normal 1950s America #Monsterdon

Yo dawg, I put a Bert I. Gordon movie in your Bert I. Gordon movie, so you could...
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Oh, and to pose a #MST3K question: why do movies show clips of better movies in them?

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Staff problems? Use family! They're cheaper!

Like in Puppet People, when an actress became ill and was unable to work, Director Bert I. Gordon called upon his daughter, Susan Gordon, to be in her first movie.

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Hm, does he make that same offer to all the secretaries? #Monsterdon

Very tepid romance.

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This is the writers' barely disguised size play fetish isn't it #monsterdon

This date is going terribly well, according to Bob Westley.

Our heroine might beg to differ, but does that matter? Not to Bob!

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We all have to learn this lesson sweetheart #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

are you doing an accent or not? I need you to decide

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i can’t get married! my boss… #monsterdon

I wonder if the writers just had a barely-disguised micro/macro fetish or something

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sort of a nice thing to be able to fall back on while dating, that if you don't like a guy you can just tell your boss that he's trying to marry you and then your boss will doll his ass post haste #monsterdon

Para NOID!

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The time jumps in this movie are disorienting with how random they are. We always find out about a minute or so into the scene

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Married!? Jesus, did y'all just meet today!? #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople

I'll tell you what to say, Sally: "You're disgustingly oily, Bob" #monsterdon

So many PATTERNS in this room #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

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ick ick ick don't marry that guy you could do so much better ick ick ick

Never show a full five minute scene from another movie in your shitty little movie.
Especially one that spoils the plot/is the scene you got the whole movie idea from.
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Are marionettes the tiny form of marions?

I’ve seen this movie!

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I'm not growing YOU'RE growing

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gross. these two have so little chemistry i think it might be turning me off permanently.

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Oh, don't tell Mr. Franz you're going. He doesn't like it when people leave.

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#monsterdon My dolls will never leave me. I stuff an Apple AirTag in each tight little slot. MUHAHAHAHA!

Say “no” babe.

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Bert. Bert I've SEEN this movie before Bert. I've seen MOST of your movies, Bert, and Bert? Bert, it doesn't work.

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I think this conversation in the car at the drive-in is a coded conversation about their sex life.

They both want something different but can't bring themselves to say it.

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#Monsterdon marionettes are the creepiest form of puppets.

Puppet shows are not meant to be enjoyed as a distance unless you don't like puppet shows #monsterdon #attackofthepuppetpeople

Bob, she’s just not that into you. Can’t you tell the signs?

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Don't say anything.. 50's man in action..

#Monsterdon They’ve gone to matte’s drive in!

"why do you think i've been hanging around all these weeks?"

coz you're a CREEP.

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#monsterdon this movie is part of the Colossal Man-iverse!!!

"Marry me. We've known each other for weeks! WEEKS!"

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can we doll this shmuck and step on him? #monsterdon

Film within a film - this must be quality literature #monsterdon

with a beautiful wife? can I have a beautiful wife?

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This has so many familiar B movie actors, see if we can spot Bruno VeSota (but he was probably busy working for Roger Corman) #Monsterdon

Isn't it just like that?, you try to leave the Marionette Life but people keep on trying to drag you back….

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Watching a movie in a painting as a movie.

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Never show a better movie in your crappy movie.
Yes the amazing collosal man seems better.
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Bob's moving pretty fast there ...

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"Contentment is unnatural" that's a great line
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Another Bert I joint - who would have guessed?

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Girl, why are you on this date? You deserve better

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Ah, not Tor Johnson, my bad. Different B-movie director. Woops.

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No way, the movie is foreshadowing the shrinking... kind of?
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so after that, sally has agreed to a date with Bob??? wow, ma'am, i really gave you more credit than that.

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lol they're watching another Bert I Gordon movie

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Emil doll incoming?

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Is he....actually watching another John Agar film?

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Oh, these people like weird movies too. Like us.

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That was shitty puppet-ing.
I sense a faker.
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Irony!

In the scene at the drive-in, Bob and Sally see an earlier Bert I. Gordon film, The Amazing Colossal Man (1957).

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Were these good movies in their day?

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because clowns are really big?

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Part Time Austrians or something I dunno #Monsterdon #BadAccents

So far that Brownie troop are the only children we've seen. And some of them looked pretty tall.

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I didn't know this was a Christmas movie:
He makes elves to put on shelves
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I want to see Amazing Colossal Man doing Puppetry Of The Penis.

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is this one of those "put a better movie inside our movie and hope it rubs off" situations? #monsterdon

Did you pick this show for any reason?
Yes, we own the rights to it!
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If this was remade

Would this be a man in love with a chatbot

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"The Amazing Colossal Man" Burt made a funny. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

That Marquee! 😂🤣😂
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Lol, scifi movie in a scifi movie, nice!

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This is an odd remake of Guys and Dolls #monsterdon

Zoning out to weird old men rambling about dolls like every Sunday night #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie I guess... lol #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople

I saw that movie.

It sucked.

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oooh I want to see 'amazing colossal man' at the drive in also!

Rosencrantz started a drive-in theatre?! I thought he'd died!

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"I found peace anyhow" A piece of that guy and piece of that guy and another piece over there. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

#Monsterdon Stories about evil doll makers remind me of the intro to "The Seventh Guest".

anybody else remember Puppetry of the Penis #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople