The Master has been here!

… Doctor Who joke…

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such as made him smol

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Introducing the “Bob” sex toy.

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did she really think this would work? #monsterdon (also acab)

The music expects me to be much more invested in their relationship than I really am

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Boy she likes his right side

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So less a "lock" and more of a "polite suggestion."

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1950's pumps are built better than 1950s locks.

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#monsterdon Here, let me look at this Bob doll from the side only, he's definitely real and three dimensional

Who needs a hammer when you have a shoe.

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A+ use of a high heel shoe!!!

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I'm waiting for "She's a living doll!"

Well I guess if your only talent is shrinking people down into dolls like a psychopath, you can't use that elsewhere...
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Last night we were going to get married. Now the boss is saying it would be better to forget him.

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I think I'll take the Bob Doll home ... for reasons.

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#monsterdon Holy shit we really just went here didn't we? (I think we watched the Very Large Man(tm) movie didn't we?) I mean I've always kind of got why they put Ed Wood in the "See also" section of wikipedia article for Bert I Gordon but this film is really working extra to make the case for it.

you know, if the movie is going to be your barely-disguised fetish, you could at least muster up some lovingly-rendered special effects

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Here's Bob Doll
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Ah, he’s the next doll. #Monsterdon

i guess "Attack of the Old Man Who Turns People Into Dolls" doesn't have the same ring to it #monsterdon

“Bob wouldn’t treat me this way”

Hon, Bob has treated you with nothing but disdain and commodification since the moment he met you

Also, you aren’t in love with him. You might be hurt, but you aren’t in love

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Canned people!

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Say what you want, but his technology formed the basis of the statis tubes in Lost in Space that made interstellar space travel possible.

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When a notable part of your life has been six or four years of the Second World War—even as a child in the U.S.—'settling down' could seem a lot better than we might think it might….

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#Monsterdon Heh, they have to keep turning the tubes towards the camera or the effect doesn't work.

Wait. Did the doll maker just get rid of that creep?
I am now very invested in this movie.

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"Bob had an appointment with a tiny glass tube"

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did they tape a photo of the actor on top of a doll body? lol

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why is everyone so impressed by paper dolls

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"Will you listen to an old friend?"

… dude I known you like a month.

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#MonsterDon she looks good in that dress but I suspect this apartment would be hideous in color

Something's happened to Bob's asphyx #monsterdon

Let's fly to Vegas and get married!

All these guys are huge red flag wavers.

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After the Brownie fiasco, Mr Franz put the special dolls in a locked display case.

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"bob wouldn't treat me this way"

as opposed to the previous 20 minutes of this movie, where he treated you exactly like that.

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Dude you could just hire another phone answerer.

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I mean what did you expect man? That she would be giddy about it all?
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It's still just a cut-out of Bob in a tube.

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ah, okay, fine, Bob does get a pass for skipping out, since i'm now nearly certain he's about 6 inches tall.

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i wonder what the smol is doing

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Gaslit into COMING TO WORK god damn

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Casually arrange to elope as one does in the perfectly normal 1950s America #Monsterdon

Yo dawg, I put a Bert I. Gordon movie in your Bert I. Gordon movie, so you could...
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Oh, and to pose a #MST3K question: why do movies show clips of better movies in them?

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Staff problems? Use family! They're cheaper!

Like in Puppet People, when an actress became ill and was unable to work, Director Bert I. Gordon called upon his daughter, Susan Gordon, to be in her first movie.

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Hm, does he make that same offer to all the secretaries? #Monsterdon

Very tepid romance.

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This is the writers' barely disguised size play fetish isn't it #monsterdon

This date is going terribly well, according to Bob Westley.

Our heroine might beg to differ, but does that matter? Not to Bob!

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We all have to learn this lesson sweetheart #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

are you doing an accent or not? I need you to decide

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i can’t get married! my boss… #monsterdon

Para NOID!

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The time jumps in this movie are disorienting with how random they are. We always find out about a minute or so into the scene

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Married!? Jesus, did y'all just meet today!? #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople

I'll tell you what to say, Sally: "You're disgustingly oily, Bob" #monsterdon

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ick ick ick don't marry that guy you could do so much better ick ick ick

So many PATTERNS in this room #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

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Are marionettes the tiny form of marions?

Never show a full five minute scene from another movie in your shitty little movie.
Especially one that spoils the plot/is the scene you got the whole movie idea from.
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I'm not growing YOU'RE growing

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gross. these two have so little chemistry i think it might be turning me off permanently.

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Oh, don't tell Mr. Franz you're going. He doesn't like it when people leave.

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Say “no” babe.

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I think this conversation in the car at the drive-in is a coded conversation about their sex life.

They both want something different but can't bring themselves to say it.

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#Monsterdon marionettes are the creepiest form of puppets.

Puppet shows are not meant to be enjoyed as a distance unless you don't like puppet shows #monsterdon #attackofthepuppetpeople

Bob, she’s just not that into you. Can’t you tell the signs?

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Don't say anything.. 50's man in action..

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"why do you think i've been hanging around all these weeks?"

coz you're a CREEP.

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#monsterdon this movie is part of the Colossal Man-iverse!!!

"Marry me. We've known each other for weeks! WEEKS!"

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can we doll this shmuck and step on him? #monsterdon

Film within a film - this must be quality literature #monsterdon

with a beautiful wife? can I have a beautiful wife?

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This has so many familiar B movie actors, see if we can spot Bruno VeSota (but he was probably busy working for Roger Corman) #Monsterdon

Isn't it just like that?, you try to leave the Marionette Life but people keep on trying to drag you back….

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Watching a movie in a painting as a movie.

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Never show a better movie in your crappy movie.
Yes the amazing collosal man seems better.
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"Contentment is unnatural" that's a great line
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Bob's moving pretty fast there ...

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Another Bert I joint - who would have guessed?

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Ah, not Tor Johnson, my bad. Different B-movie director. Woops.

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so after that, sally has agreed to a date with Bob??? wow, ma'am, i really gave you more credit than that.

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No way, the movie is foreshadowing the shrinking... kind of?
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lol they're watching another Bert I Gordon movie

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Emil doll incoming?

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Is he....actually watching another John Agar film?

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Oh, these people like weird movies too. Like us.

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That was shitty puppet-ing.
I sense a faker.
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Irony!

In the scene at the drive-in, Bob and Sally see an earlier Bert I. Gordon film, The Amazing Colossal Man (1957).

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Were these good movies in their day?

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because clowns are really big?

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Part Time Austrians or something I dunno #Monsterdon #BadAccents

I didn't know this was a Christmas movie:
He makes elves to put on shelves
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So far that Brownie troop are the only children we've seen. And some of them looked pretty tall.

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I want to see Amazing Colossal Man doing Puppetry Of The Penis.

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is this one of those "put a better movie inside our movie and hope it rubs off" situations? #monsterdon

Did you pick this show for any reason?
Yes, we own the rights to it!
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