The least believable thing is that a cat would stay still that long with that racket going on.

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And I shall label this knob High Frequency

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The knob says high frequency, so you know it must be so.

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Yes the shrink ray is like a projector, but for flesh. Makes total sense. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Now, put on the dress or I'll strike you with the flyswatter!

"Break down the molecular structure via high frequency vibration" This is exactly how you do things like lyse cells and destroy DNA in the lab.

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"I'm going to shrink you AND your tuna."

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Not the void!

#monsterdon
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Oh geez, this really hurts my ears...

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#Monsterdon 🎎🎎🎎👨‍🔬💑👮😱
#PuppetPeople1958

sweet kitteh tho

he just had to find the elusive “puppet note” #monsterdon

This guy is converting my energy into something smaller

#Monsterdon

“Now have sex!” - Dr. Franz

#Monsterdon

I really don't care about the faux science, let's get some action!
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the fuck kind of doll maker is this guy doing molecular physics?
#monsterdon

So, he's... disintegrating them and... that shrinks them rather than... disintegrating them?

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#PuppetPeople1958

wut

@Taweret He'll get the newspaper to run that ad again #monsterdon

oh no, the cat is being exposed to... THE WOGGLEBUG!

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this man really just invented the first half of a teleporter and thought, hey you know what i could use this for? shrinking people and treating them all as pets! (-_-)

#monsterdon

Solving world hunger by making tiny kitties.
Wait the tiny cat lives outside? Fighting mice it's own size?
Oh he's normal sized... FOR NOW.
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“By the means of high frequency vibration”

He’s gonna opera diva them smol????

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KITTY #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Oh we're onto sonics now?

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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe Where do I sign up???

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"So you invented... a vibrator? A PERFECT vibrator?!"

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Slides don't turn into energy.

The tiny people can'y see the cat or the shrink ray - the shelves on the end of the table are in the way.

Ow, my ears.

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Ok but is he going to explain the apparent cloning going on #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

So ... was this the inspiration for the movie, Downsizing? #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople #PuppetPeople1958

#monsterdon The incredible shinking harlot!

aaaaand it's time for the technobabble #monsterdon

“It’s my secret, but I don’t think you’ll give me away” said the mad scientist smugly #Monsterdon

he used... slide projector technology... to shrink living humans

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AH! That's how you make a colossal man!

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DONT YOU DARE MESS WITH THAT CAT!!!

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#monsterdon "You have nothing to do all the rest of your little lives but be happy."

"That's what you think!!"

Fuck you, I'll NEVER be happy!!!

"so you can see, you're not actually small. i'm just very far away."

#monsterdon

We interrupt this creepy film to present the “Shrinksplainer”
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Downsizing was a much better version of this idea.

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@ottaross But that's exactly what I do at work!

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Where did Franz put their original clothes? Are they in that file cabinet maybe? #monsterdon

Oh fuck, a slide show? He's THAT guy. Shrinks people and manages to make it a boring presentation…

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He’s using Mike TV technology

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If it's so relaxing to be a doll, why doesn't the dollmaker try it?

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"Similar in principle to this slide projector"????

Franz keeps an open can of condensed milk on his workshop shelf.

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Oh ffs, powerpoint?!

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Shrinking human beings is definitely the same thing as adjusting a slide projector. Yep. This is real science people. Listen carefully.

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@davesdogmaggie Right? No more bills? Then again, this dude ain't no spring chicken. What happens to them after he kicks it? #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople

"This is the answer I found. It didn't work! And cleaning up the projector was a lot of effort."

#monsterdon

NEAR.. . . . far. . . NEAR. . . far
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That’s a very small giant phone

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Simple principle = unpossible atoms

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he's projecting all right #monsterdon

#monsterdon uh, can they not speak as dolls?

@athena_rising I assume she shrunk and they fell off her? Though it does imply Franz picked her up with a napkin, like a bug.

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He’s making some sense. Sounds like a perfect life.

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this speech is like, Capitalists to the rest of us.

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Franz has a slide presentation all ready to go. Real mad-scientist vibe.

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No work, no budget, no daily grind.... so THAT'S why he was talking to Lenin!

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so does he have a tiny doll bathroom and such?

I'm actually way more impressed by the room temperature animation suspension thank the shrink ray?

All manner of thermodynamics be broken here

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"I wonder why you really hate me at first."

Sure, I mean you kidnap them, shrink them, hold them in captivity, etc etc.

They should love that!

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How did a marionette afficionado invent a shrink ray?

What is it with people grabbing unconscious people by the head and waggling it around? That just seems like a bad idea.

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#Monsterdon Wait, no work, no budget, no daily grind?

We should hear him out.

#monsterdon I haven't seen it but I'm just about positive this was the same premise/inspiration for that Joss Whedon series called Dollhouse. #attackOfThePuppetPeople

I hope they get to ride on a model train #monsterdon

Does that little display of demonstrative violence help you feel better?

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Where did his tiny pants come from?

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"Fuck you, very small letter to follow!"

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@strangefour@retro.pizza Not that there's anything wrong with that!

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All you had to do was leave him in there. But noooooo #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

"A state of suspended animation" Kansas. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

"You funny little people. You always hate me so at first."

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"Oh lord, this tube smells like farts and armpits. What does this man eat?!

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Who'd a thunk it that you would have such attachment issues from your wife leaving you for a trapeze artist I mean that would suck but REALLY #Monsterdon

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEP #monsterdon

@paco@infosec.exchange consumer protection regulations didn't exist back then. And this is why they do now. 😅🔥🔥🔥 #monsterdon #attackofthepuppetpeople

@ProcessParsnip Usually you don't see the police getting called in so early in these movies.

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I saw the sequel, Fantastic Voyage.

Chekov's organza #monsterdon

@blogdiva

We are irresistible.

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He locked her in his office! Lady, grab something hard and portable and swing it at his head.
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heh heh, that's the first time a dame's been afraid of a telephone, right fellas 🚬 😏

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I hate talking on the phone too. #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople

#monsterdon a big telephone! FINALLY

I feel most people on #monsterdon would NOT shriek at a giant telephone.

Yes, I too am terrified of giant phones because I have never been at a child’s playground with oversized objects ever

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Uh...not really wanting to think about how she got out of her other clothes. #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople #PuppetPeople1958

Kind of him to wrap her in a monogrammed pocket square, tbh.

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"Sure, you just accused your boss of murder, I'll leave you alone in a room with him, bye now!"

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This Puppet master is pure Tech Bros, isn't he?

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#monsterdon Carolina BBQ! That's what we expect! LONG PIG! Burnt ends! Lots of SAUCE!

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Will she drown in a puddle of drool?

she's terrified of Ma Bell, as any rational person would be

#Monsterdon

Lady, 1) Run, 2) Hide, 3) Start a fire.

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Theremin means weird science is happening

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Hey! Friends don't shrink friends!

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