If it's so relaxing to be a doll, why doesn't the dollmaker try it?

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"Similar in principle to this slide projector"????

Franz keeps an open can of condensed milk on his workshop shelf.

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Oh ffs, powerpoint?!

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Shrinking human beings is definitely the same thing as adjusting a slide projector. Yep. This is real science people. Listen carefully.

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@davesdogmaggie Right? No more bills? Then again, this dude ain't no spring chicken. What happens to them after he kicks it? #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople

"This is the answer I found. It didn't work! And cleaning up the projector was a lot of effort."

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NEAR.. . . . far. . . NEAR. . . far
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That’s a very small giant phone

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Simple principle = unpossible atoms

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he's projecting all right #monsterdon

#monsterdon uh, can they not speak as dolls?

@athena_rising I assume she shrunk and they fell off her? Though it does imply Franz picked her up with a napkin, like a bug.

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"EMBIGGEN US YOU MONSTER!"

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He’s making some sense. Sounds like a perfect life.

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@jonny if it's the latter, they should have been rendered unable to jump like that crummy little frog

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this speech is like, Capitalists to the rest of us.

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Franz has a slide presentation all ready to go. Real mad-scientist vibe.

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No work, no budget, no daily grind.... so THAT'S why he was talking to Lenin!

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so does he have a tiny doll bathroom and such?

I'm actually way more impressed by the room temperature animation suspension thank the shrink ray?

All manner of thermodynamics be broken here

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"I wonder why you really hate me at first."

Sure, I mean you kidnap them, shrink them, hold them in captivity, etc etc.

They should love that!

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How did a marionette afficionado invent a shrink ray?

What is it with people grabbing unconscious people by the head and waggling it around? That just seems like a bad idea.

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#Monsterdon Wait, no work, no budget, no daily grind?

We should hear him out.

#monsterdon I haven't seen it but I'm just about positive this was the same premise/inspiration for that Joss Whedon series called Dollhouse. #attackOfThePuppetPeople

I hope they get to ride on a model train #monsterdon

Does that little display of demonstrative violence help you feel better?

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"Fuck you, very small letter to follow!"

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Where did his tiny pants come from?

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if the cells of a dolled person were just shrunk in place, then you would expect them to be the same mass as their original form. so the process of dollification would probably cook them and let off most of the uncompressible water of the body in steam #monsterdon

@strangefour@retro.pizza Not that there's anything wrong with that!

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All you had to do was leave him in there. But noooooo #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

"A state of suspended animation" Kansas. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

"You funny little people. You always hate me so at first."

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@jonny

And, like, what if they've got a fart bubbling on the brink? Does that shrink too or does it explode them?

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"Oh lord, this tube smells like farts and armpits. What does this man eat?!

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Who'd a thunk it that you would have such attachment issues from your wife leaving you for a trapeze artist I mean that would suck but REALLY #Monsterdon

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEP #monsterdon

@paco@infosec.exchange consumer protection regulations didn't exist back then. And this is why they do now. 😅🔥🔥🔥 #monsterdon #attackofthepuppetpeople

@ProcessParsnip Usually you don't see the police getting called in so early in these movies.

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I saw the sequel, Fantastic Voyage.

Chekov's organza #monsterdon

@blogdiva

We are irresistible.

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He locked her in his office! Lady, grab something hard and portable and swing it at his head.
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heh heh, that's the first time a dame's been afraid of a telephone, right fellas 🚬 😏

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I hate talking on the phone too. #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople

#monsterdon a big telephone! FINALLY

I feel most people on #monsterdon would NOT shriek at a giant telephone.

Yes, I too am terrified of giant phones because I have never been at a child’s playground with oversized objects ever

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Uh...not really wanting to think about how she got out of her other clothes. #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople #PuppetPeople1958

when people get dolled, do you think it shrinks all their cells in place, or it reconstructs their tissues and organs from normal sized cells in a similar configuration. #monsterdon

Kind of him to wrap her in a monogrammed pocket square, tbh.

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"Sure, you just accused your boss of murder, I'll leave you alone in a room with him, bye now!"

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This Puppet master is pure Tech Bros, isn't he?

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#monsterdon Carolina BBQ! That's what we expect! LONG PIG! Burnt ends! Lots of SAUCE!

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Will she drown in a puddle of drool?

she's terrified of Ma Bell, as any rational person would be

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WHY DID SHE STAY?!?!? WHY DO WHITE WOMEN TRUST CREEPY WHITE MEN?!?!?

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Lady, 1) Run, 2) Hide, 3) Start a fire.

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Theremin means weird science is happening

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Hey! Friends don't shrink friends!

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🤏 ATTACK OF THE TRIVIA ⁉️

The phone company - there was only one!!! - provided the giant phone.

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These dolls are awfully flammable. That was a single match and it burst into flame.
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AHHHHHH!!!! A Rotary Phone!!!! #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Idk man, friends don't shrink eachother into tiny doll people...
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@yatsu

Phones really were bigger in the old days

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Now that’s a scream!
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Yes, that's how I react to phone calls too.

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#monsterdon "Isn't that enough?!"
".......I guess it is."

Yeah, I guess. 😕 If you're not gonna give any more examples of missing people. 🙁 If you don't have any more evidence so I don't have to find it myself ☹️

This is some creepy dollicide.
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Honey I shrunk the secretary

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Sally breaks the glass and start fondling the Bob doll! Oh rats... this isn't that kind of movie. 😖

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Franz is a little too intense with the tiny nylon stockings.

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oh no, Susan, you've been made sensually tiny

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The Doll Ray! (or is it a puppet ray?)

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yesssss, i love giant props

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nice fade of her screams into the - theremin? #monsterdon

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He should have dressed Bob doll in the blue taffeta

Dollification fetish isn't the weirdest. But it is very much a gateway to some real weird shit.
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NEW FROM DOLLS INC: The Seargeant whatever his name was doll. #monsterdon

SMOL! SMOL! SMOL!

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#Monsterdon I question the safety of this plastic. Even by 50s standards!

#MonsterDon their flat affects/lack of conviction while discussing missing people are real creepy.

Did the heroin really get killed off 30 minutes in?

Wait, I typed that too slowly, she's clearly alive! And SMALL!

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Smol doll.

Ah yes, the most scary thing in movies and TV shows of the 50s: the camera zooming in.

AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aww, she got shrunk too. That means more of Bob probably...sigh

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HERE WE GO!

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#Monsterdon And now the movie begins!

SHRINK RAY!

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Franz: Oh, no, please don't go, I'll eat you up I love you so.

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EEEEEK MY GOD IT'S ROTARY #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow 10000%

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We now enter the tiny person part of our film, courtesy of a theremin.

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Oh wow there she goes. They actually are.
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and now he locks the door and shrinks her too. hoyt is being such a delightful, polite villain rn.

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...And you won't like me when I'm terribly unhappy #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

#monsterdon Bob has the smallest woody in the world. Teeny tiny woody. Wooden... body… ahem…

ow my ears #monsterdon