This lot is waaaay too jolly about being puppets. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

This is the worst version of "Five Characters in Search of an Exit."

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so are the marionettes going to attempted murder the doll people?

bahahhaha him removing that champagne cork

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A very flat bottle of champagne.

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For fun, he takes them to the drive-in at the bank.

Weeeeeee!

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This must be the inspiration for “Toy Story”.
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so the next 20 minutes of this film will be introductions?

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Hello, big boy! She says to the recently shrunken dude.

#monsterdon Fun! Thick sticky juicy fun! To play in the thick spread I douse you all in. We start with stomping mayonaise packets, and it gets more fun from there! Muahahaha!

@blogdiva

Where have you been? I don't remember us giving you approval to be away!! #Monsterdon has been 20% less fun since you've been gone!

That giant phone isn’t the same size it was 🤔

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Ok Bob, simmer down

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well these people are fun >_> #monsterdon

Say hello to my little friends #Monsterdon

cracking open a cold one (doll) with the boys

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Technobabble ensues.

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10 characters in search of a rotary telephone

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I would not just listen to the bad science lecture but probably try to escape. Or at least sabotage equipment.
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@socketwench

I think the Marketing Dept would agree that "Pocket Cat" is a better name than "Pocket Pussy"

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"Hello big boy, who's your friend?"

She might as well have said "Hello sailor!"

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Why did he leave out those four? He doesn't want them to meet anyone? Jerk. #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople #PuppetPeople1958

Another grown man showing off his collectables. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Ultrasonic'd to TEENY TINY, apparently

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I wonder how many of these little people I could fit in my butthole.

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So is nobody going to freak out about how dolls and marionettes are not the same thing?

I keep waiting for that to come back around

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Magnificent cat sfx.

Bravo!

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I am impatiently waiting to see how he turns these into puppets #monsterdon

This is what happened to Mike TV. Wonka stole this guy's invention. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

#Monsterdon I guess nobody noticed that the one man connected to all the missing persons also had a display case full of lifelike dolls of those same missing persons?

Because I feel like that would have been worth investigating.

@davesdogmaggie You know that's what he's thinking... sicko! #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople

Geez man, break some quieter glasses!
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On the teeny tiny farm there were teeny tiny cows, and teeny tiny tractors pulling teeny tiny plows...

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If you think that the cat is small you should see his fleas..

Fantastic pseudoscience presentation Mr. Franz love the resonant waves :ablobblewobbleslow: #Monsterdon

Isn't it great when the villain explains it all ?
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If "Annoying Sound Effect" were in every Monsterdon Bingo Card, it would essentially be an extra free space.

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palm sized cat, now there's your money maker

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y'all should run and hide! the window is open!?!

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Ah yes, cats _famously_ are fine with standing still in front of weird things making weird noises.

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no not the cat! err? no wait it's smoller and hence cuter :3
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Terrible matte

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That's

That's not how resonation is gonna work

Or HF

Or...

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wow it really is absolutely wonkavision, i was just going but

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"I must go and get some of the other little people who live with me."

Um, how many Oompa Loompas do you enslave, buddy?

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It’s funny how 1950s science sounds like that.
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so does the cat come back a la last week's mouse to fuck up the whole plan?

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#Monsterdon So he’s a puppeteer who dabbles in particle physics?

Does the cat... No. But the cat is now G.I. Joe scale.
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Is the cat microscopic?? #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Inspiration for the "is it live or is it Memorex?" ad a decade later #monsterdon

So it's a Transporter?

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The least believable thing is that a cat would stay still that long with that racket going on.

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And I shall label this knob High Frequency

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The knob says high frequency, so you know it must be so.

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Yes the shrink ray is like a projector, but for flesh. Makes total sense. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Now, put on the dress or I'll strike you with the flyswatter!

"Break down the molecular structure via high frequency vibration" This is exactly how you do things like lyse cells and destroy DNA in the lab.

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"I'm going to shrink you AND your tuna."

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Not the void!

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Oh geez, this really hurts my ears...

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sweet kitteh tho

@Lazarou Hooked on sonics?

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he just had to find the elusive “puppet note” #monsterdon

This guy is converting my energy into something smaller

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oh holy hell the movie explains mechanism. so dolling someone juices them down like caterpillars metamorphosing into butterflies #monsterdon

“Now have sex!” - Dr. Franz

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I really don't care about the faux science, let's get some action!
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the fuck kind of doll maker is this guy doing molecular physics?
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So, he's... disintegrating them and... that shrinks them rather than... disintegrating them?

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wut

@Taweret He'll get the newspaper to run that ad again #monsterdon

this man really just invented the first half of a teleporter and thought, hey you know what i could use this for? shrinking people and treating them all as pets! (-_-)

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oh no, the cat is being exposed to... THE WOGGLEBUG!

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Solving world hunger by making tiny kitties.
Wait the tiny cat lives outside? Fighting mice it's own size?
Oh he's normal sized... FOR NOW.
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“By the means of high frequency vibration”

He’s gonna opera diva them smol????

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KITTY #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe Where do I sign up???

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Oh we're onto sonics now?

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The most unbelievable part is the cat staying on that table.

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"So you invented... a vibrator? A PERFECT vibrator?!"

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Slides don't turn into energy.

The tiny people can'y see the cat or the shrink ray - the shelves on the end of the table are in the way.

Ow, my ears.

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Ok but is he going to explain the apparent cloning going on #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

So ... was this the inspiration for the movie, Downsizing? #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople #PuppetPeople1958

#monsterdon The incredible shinking harlot!

aaaaand it's time for the technobabble #monsterdon

“It’s my secret, but I don’t think you’ll give me away” said the mad scientist smugly #Monsterdon

AH! That's how you make a colossal man!

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he used... slide projector technology... to shrink living humans

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DONT YOU DARE MESS WITH THAT CAT!!!

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#monsterdon "You have nothing to do all the rest of your little lives but be happy."

"That's what you think!!"

Fuck you, I'll NEVER be happy!!!

"so you can see, you're not actually small. i'm just very far away."

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We interrupt this creepy film to present the “Shrinksplainer”
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Downsizing was a much better version of this idea.

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@ottaross But that's exactly what I do at work!

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@blue at that size it would probably be comparatively inefficient to have a closed vascular system, so it probably reconfigures them to have an open lymphatic system, so musculature could be replaced with pneumatic limbs like insects #monsterdon

Where did Franz put their original clothes? Are they in that file cabinet maybe? #monsterdon

Oh fuck, a slide show? He's THAT guy. Shrinks people and manages to make it a boring presentation…

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He’s using Mike TV technology

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