it's mean to make she sings this music.
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#monsterdon I wonder what Toni Basil is doing right now

WHY IS THIS LIKE 10X LOUDER THAN THE REST OF THE MOVIE??? THE SOUND IS EVEN CLIPPED!

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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it goes back in the bottle again. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

oh barf. Of course that's the song. Spare me ugh #monsterdon

Yeah that sure looks like a primitive transporter buffer with screwed up configuration settings 🖖
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the record drops down onto the platter and it's like a 5.5 earthquake

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WatchVibe®

Wait for smolness 📉
Science-like explanation of smol machine 📉
Being smol and not working 📈

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Doll support group.

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#Monsterdon So was this born out of his desire to host parties but being unable to afford drinks and food?

there's a Matt Damon movie that's basically this

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They ought to gang up on him and bite his ankles off #monsterdon

It’s good he has a “you’re my dolly minus one” LP

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'There! Now you have each other and a cat, for what else could you _possibly_ want?'

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Why aren't they trying to flee the moment he walks through that open door?

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"we sometimes have to do things we don't want, just to have something like this!"

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What does he do with their pee? Uh, never mind..

where're the Gorgonites when you need them #monsterdon

So did dude just suggest he's gonna kidnap and violate a preacher's person? #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople

So no one told you life was gonna go this way 👏 👏 👏 👏

You're all just one foot high, you've been declared D.O.A. 👏 👏 👏 👏

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Sally channelling Carol

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Look, there's plenty of inhalants to try #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

These people are peasants, leave them here...

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#monsterdon "There's no one your size who can marry you."

This introduces a lot of worldbuilding questions

Comically large teacups

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So you can feed the dolls
What uh

What if they need to pee???

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#monsterdon #puppetPeople1958 He threatened to shrink a priest to marry them.

Canadians of a certain age getting Friendly Giant triggered #Monsterdon

Hey, they have the big mugs from Central Perk! #friends

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oh hell yeah petit four
haven't had one of those in a long time
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That's the ugliest petit-four I've ever seen.

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Not the cat! Now he's gone too far.

"Will you have any champagne?"

"Just a little."

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

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You know, the situation of being shrunk down sucks, but damn that food looks amazing!
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they are really happy for people who were kept in display as dolls
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@jonny ATTACK OF THE PUPPET PEOPLE walked so that SMALL SOLDIERS could run

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Just a big 'ol get together party
Well, not exactly big

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These sure are some chipper ass people given their situation.

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Being shrunk down to doll size is probably the best thing to happen to these people's social lives #monsterdon

so the rest of these people have already been broken, then.

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@msh

Hey, that's MY line!

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Also when you put shrunk people in tubes they go into suspended animation in idle_pose. Because reasons. #monsterdon

omg the tiny champagne bottle lmao
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Mr. Franz: The process is simple. Have you ever heard of Shrinky-dinks?

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attack of the puppet party

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These people are... ... shockingly calm about being crammed into containers and forced to remain in stasis for random periods of time on one man's whims...

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Pride of the Micro Marines!
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So all the 1/12 scale people are just happy party people?
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This lot is waaaay too jolly about being puppets. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

This is the worst version of "Five Characters in Search of an Exit."

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so are the marionettes going to attempted murder the doll people?

bahahhaha him removing that champagne cork

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A very flat bottle of champagne.

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For fun, he takes them to the drive-in at the bank.

Weeeeeee!

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This must be the inspiration for “Toy Story”.
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so the next 20 minutes of this film will be introductions?

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Hello, big boy! She says to the recently shrunken dude.

#monsterdon Fun! Thick sticky juicy fun! To play in the thick spread I douse you all in. We start with stomping mayonaise packets, and it gets more fun from there! Muahahaha!

@blogdiva

Where have you been? I don't remember us giving you approval to be away!! #Monsterdon has been 20% less fun since you've been gone!

That giant phone isn’t the same size it was 🤔

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Ok Bob, simmer down

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well these people are fun >_> #monsterdon

Say hello to my little friends #Monsterdon

cracking open a cold one (doll) with the boys

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Technobabble ensues.

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10 characters in search of a rotary telephone

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I would not just listen to the bad science lecture but probably try to escape. Or at least sabotage equipment.
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@socketwench

I think the Marketing Dept would agree that "Pocket Cat" is a better name than "Pocket Pussy"

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"Hello big boy, who's your friend?"

She might as well have said "Hello sailor!"

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Why did he leave out those four? He doesn't want them to meet anyone? Jerk. #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople #PuppetPeople1958

Another grown man showing off his collectables. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Ultrasonic'd to TEENY TINY, apparently

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I wonder how many of these little people I could fit in my butthole.

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So is nobody going to freak out about how dolls and marionettes are not the same thing?

I keep waiting for that to come back around

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Magnificent cat sfx.

Bravo!

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I am impatiently waiting to see how he turns these into puppets #monsterdon

This is what happened to Mike TV. Wonka stole this guy's invention. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

#Monsterdon I guess nobody noticed that the one man connected to all the missing persons also had a display case full of lifelike dolls of those same missing persons?

Because I feel like that would have been worth investigating.

@davesdogmaggie You know that's what he's thinking... sicko! #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople

Geez man, break some quieter glasses!
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On the teeny tiny farm there were teeny tiny cows, and teeny tiny tractors pulling teeny tiny plows...

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If you think that the cat is small you should see his fleas..

Fantastic pseudoscience presentation Mr. Franz love the resonant waves :ablobblewobbleslow: #Monsterdon

Isn't it great when the villain explains it all ?
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If "Annoying Sound Effect" were in every Monsterdon Bingo Card, it would essentially be an extra free space.

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palm sized cat, now there's your money maker

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y'all should run and hide! the window is open!?!

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no not the cat! err? no wait it's smoller and hence cuter :3
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Terrible matte

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That's

That's not how resonation is gonna work

Or HF

Or...

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wow it really is absolutely wonkavision, i was just going but

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"I must go and get some of the other little people who live with me."

Um, how many Oompa Loompas do you enslave, buddy?

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It’s funny how 1950s science sounds like that.
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so does the cat come back a la last week's mouse to fuck up the whole plan?

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#Monsterdon So he’s a puppeteer who dabbles in particle physics?

Does the cat... No. But the cat is now G.I. Joe scale.
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Is the cat microscopic?? #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Inspiration for the "is it live or is it Memorex?" ad a decade later #monsterdon

So it's a Transporter?

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