"Yes I'm here for the Office Girl position?" #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

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I'm shorthanded.. urgh...

"Nobody wants to work anymore!" #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

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also still waiting for any form of 'attack' from these puppet (doll) people

St. Louis, home of the Plot Convenience #monsterdon

@jammerb no, no, we saw it get taken down. magically, apparently, but it got taken down.

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You just know that old coot will next want to start doing porno stuff with the dolls. 🤦‍♂️

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Wanted. Girl Fop. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Yeah, they totally had enough time to un-shrink the dude.

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everyone in the audience is hoping someone will get squished or stomped on with lots of graphical yuck

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He didn't notice the string on the doorknob?

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THANK GOODNESS THE MUSIC HAS FINALLY STOPPED! WHY IS IT STILL RINGING THOUGH? COULD SOMEONE ANSWER THAT PHONE??

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This is like a very bad Toy Story.

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"Quick, everybody get your clothes off so he thinks we were fucking!"

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Man the blond guy really is poured in to those pants isn't he #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

It's an elf-rope. It unties itself when you're finished with it.

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(don't worry, everything was fine, anything for a monsterdon joke!)

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Like getting the lasso off his knob is gonna be that easy? Ya gotta tug it alot longer bro.
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Wait, what? they were almost getting the marine back to it's size, why stop now?
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Baloo from The Jungle Book would love this song.

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Good thing no one can hear this horrible noise?

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@yatsu They're smaller minutes. #Monsterdon

RE: https://ohai.social/@klu9/115681672643992907

Forgot to add the image 1st time

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That is one strong dude holding onto the doorknob.

If he starts increasing in size with the tiny clothes on they'll throttle him #monsterdon

Electronic Whirring Intensifies

(The miru subtitles are sometimes delightful) #Monsterdon

Do they accidentally grow macro sized and pull a Godzilla?

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Crank it up to 11!!!! #monsterdon

It's a good thing he shrunk Tommy, but that would have been a hilarious scene!

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oh no it's terrible sound time again #monsterdon

woobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoob
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What happened to the "I love being tiny dolls" people? Suddenly everyone's interested in escaping?
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I wanna see the army guy pop like a balloon.
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Oh god, look how many records he's got on that changer #monsterdon

"Bob kills the Marine"

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#monsterdon I do love the props

I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK OVER THIS LOUD MUSIC!!!

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SHIT it's the wrong way I made him even tinier

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and then marine guy forgets to take those clothes off and is squished by his own hubris #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Good thinking. Let’s have Bob experiment on a background character.

How did he overpower Major Major there?

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Nice phone rappel scene. That is a pretty long cord on that phone..

Creepy boy gets eaten by a rat, calling it...

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Mr Marine just crossed the doll/puppet rubicon I guess

#monsterdon TFW when you've cast the perfect actor to be your Mary Sue, and you're Bert I Gordon

super swell boys, leave the girls to fend for themselves?

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Answer to #Monsterdon poll:

The only title not used for the movie is

#3 The Incredible Shrinking Teens

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Remember, this movie was made to be barely visible over the backs of the front seats of a car.

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The Marine will die

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I betcha that Ameal really knows what's going on, and he's giving the munchkins a chance.

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Also, silly me for thinking logically about this.

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So the doll singing can be heard, but telephones can't pick up their voices?

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@klu9 Doesn't do these fools much good though #monsterdon

After being shrunk, wouldn't their vocal cords be much shorter and their voices be an inaudibly high frequency?

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emil didn't care if your light was on, he just wanted to brag.

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I think this movie inspired "Blue Velvet", at least the singing "Blue Velvet" scene in it.
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Fifth floor? The earlier scene clearly established the factory as being on the fourth #monsterdon

"Nobody listens to little people like us"

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Serious question: Why is the champagne bottle so big compared to the doll people? #Monsterdon

Can you hear me now?

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5th floor, stupid building?

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"In the United States, the first 911 service was established by the Alabama Telephone Company and the first call was made in Haleyville, Alabama in 1968" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/911_(emergency_telephone_number) #monsterdon

Wait? "Does anyone know the number?" To the police? #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople

“Does anyone know their number?”

Hey, what do you know, 911 was a good idea!!!

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Quick, what's the number for 911?

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911 hadn't been invented obvs #monsterdon

And this is why we created 9-1-1. In case you are turned into a doll
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My new headcanon is that this is secretly a #StarTrek episode and a transporter buffer fell through a time rip while fighting the Borg or some shit and this guy got a hold of it. There's precedence for these kinds of episodes!
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THIS is why 911 was invented

"Everybody was there! everyone! 3.6 billion people packed into a auditorium just to see my marionettes!"

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(had 911 not been invented yet?)

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@steggy Alllviiiin!! #monsterdon

They're drinking that Champaign like it's coffee.

Also, and I hesitate to point this out, but… the Champaign bubbles would be the size of their fists.
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Passing by, saw your light, thought you might be lonesome so I dropped by.

Because that isn't weird at all.

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Such detailed attention to him arranging his doll collection #Monsterdon

I expected her to sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks!

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The real fiction here is that someone trained a cat to sit still enough on that table for the shrinking demo.

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Surely there were suspiciously wealthy furries on the level of the macro Falco guy in 1958 who would be interested in this contraption.

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(I know it doesn't exist yet but)
"does anyone know the number for 911?!" #monsterdon

okay now we’re getting into horror territory #Monsterdon

"y'all need jesus" -- @uptownsongclub who has seen multiple Bert I Gordon movies

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BRB writing FRANZ on the underside of her shoe

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She can really project.

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Living Doll.. I called it.

"It sings or it gets the bottle."

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Why isn't her voice high and squeaky like the tiny men?

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so which one of these test tube adults is his ex-wife?

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Creepy creepy movie!

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@paco 😆

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This guy needs many years of therapy.

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@nazokiyoubinbou not just our print then, good to know

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(singing) You're a Dali, you're a Dali!

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I just realized this is

Live-action Toy Story.

This guy is Sid!

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…
Song's a bit on the nose there, Hans.

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Her voice would sound like Tiny Tim.

Who's playing the tiny instruments in the background #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Can't imagine why Emma decided to leave Franz #monsterdon