"Yes I'm here for the Office Girl position?" #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople
I'm shorthanded.. urgh...
"Nobody wants to work anymore!" #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople
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#PuppetPeople1958
also still waiting for any form of 'attack' from these puppet (doll) people
St. Louis, home of the Plot Convenience #monsterdon
@jammerb no, no, we saw it get taken down. magically, apparently, but it got taken down.
You just know that old coot will next want to start doing porno stuff with the dolls. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Wanted. Girl Fop. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople
Yeah, they totally had enough time to un-shrink the dude.
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everyone in the audience is hoping someone will get squished or stomped on with lots of graphical yuck
He didn't notice the string on the doorknob?
THANK GOODNESS THE MUSIC HAS FINALLY STOPPED! WHY IS IT STILL RINGING THOUGH? COULD SOMEONE ANSWER THAT PHONE??
This is like a very bad Toy Story.
"Quick, everybody get your clothes off so he thinks we were fucking!"
Man the blond guy really is poured in to those pants isn't he #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople
It's an elf-rope. It unties itself when you're finished with it.
#Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople
(don't worry, everything was fine, anything for a monsterdon joke!)
Like getting the lasso off his knob is gonna be that easy? Ya gotta tug it alot longer bro.
#Monsterdon #PuppetPeople1958
Wait, what? they were almost getting the marine back to it's size, why stop now?
#monsterdon #attackofthepuppetpeople
Baloo from The Jungle Book would love this song.
Good thing no one can hear this horrible noise?
@yatsu They're smaller minutes. #Monsterdon
That is one strong dude holding onto the doorknob.
If he starts increasing in size with the tiny clothes on they'll throttle him #monsterdon
Electronic Whirring Intensifies
(The miru subtitles are sometimes delightful) #Monsterdon
Do they accidentally grow macro sized and pull a Godzilla?
Crank it up to 11!!!! #monsterdon
It's a good thing he shrunk Tommy, but that would have been a hilarious scene!
oh no it's terrible sound time again #monsterdon
woobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoob
#monsterdon
What happened to the "I love being tiny dolls" people? Suddenly everyone's interested in escaping?
#monsterdon
I wanna see the army guy pop like a balloon.
#Monsterdon #PuppetPeople1958
Oh god, look how many records he's got on that changer #monsterdon
"Bob kills the Marine"
#monsterdon I do love the props
I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK OVER THIS LOUD MUSIC!!!
SHIT it's the wrong way I made him even tinier
and then marine guy forgets to take those clothes off and is squished by his own hubris #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Good thinking. Letโs have Bob experiment on a background character.
How did he overpower Major Major there?
Nice phone rappel scene. That is a pretty long cord on that phone..
Creepy boy gets eaten by a rat, calling it...
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#PuppetPeople1958
Mr Marine just crossed the doll/puppet rubicon I guess
#monsterdon TFW when you've cast the perfect actor to be your Mary Sue, and you're Bert I Gordon
super swell boys, leave the girls to fend for themselves?
Answer to #Monsterdon poll:
The only title not used for the movie is
#3 The Incredible Shrinking Teens
Remember, this movie was made to be barely visible over the backs of the front seats of a car.
The Marine will die
I betcha that Ameal really knows what's going on, and he's giving the munchkins a chance.
Also, silly me for thinking logically about this.
So the doll singing can be heard, but telephones can't pick up their voices?
@klu9 Doesn't do these fools much good though #monsterdon
After being shrunk, wouldn't their vocal cords be much shorter and their voices be an inaudibly high frequency?
emil didn't care if your light was on, he just wanted to brag.
I think this movie inspired "Blue Velvet", at least the singing "Blue Velvet" scene in it.
#Monsterdon
Fifth floor? The earlier scene clearly established the factory as being on the fourth #monsterdon
"Nobody listens to little people like us"
#monsterdon
Serious question: Why is the champagne bottle so big compared to the doll people? #Monsterdon
Can you hear me now?
5th floor, stupid building?
"In the United States, the first 911 service was established by the Alabama Telephone Company and the first call was made in Haleyville, Alabama in 1968" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/911_(emergency_telephone_number) #monsterdon
Wait? "Does anyone know the number?" To the police? #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople
Quick, what's the number for 911?
911 hadn't been invented obvs #monsterdon
And this is why we created 9-1-1. In case you are turned into a doll
#monsterdon
My new headcanon is that this is secretly a #StarTrek episode and a transporter buffer fell through a time rip while fighting the Borg or some shit and this guy got a hold of it. There's precedence for these kinds of episodes!
#monsterdon #attackofthepuppetpeople
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THIS is why 911 was invented
"Everybody was there! everyone! 3.6 billion people packed into a auditorium just to see my marionettes!"
(had 911 not been invented yet?)
@steggy Alllviiiin!! #monsterdon
They're drinking that Champaign like it's coffee.
Also, and I hesitate to point this out, butโฆ the Champaign bubbles would be the size of their fists.
#Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople
Passing by, saw your light, thought you might be lonesome so I dropped by.
Because that isn't weird at all.
Such detailed attention to him arranging his doll collection #Monsterdon
I expected her to sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks!
The real fiction here is that someone trained a cat to sit still enough on that table for the shrinking demo.
Surely there were suspiciously wealthy furries on the level of the macro Falco guy in 1958 who would be interested in this contraption.
(I know it doesn't exist yet but)
"does anyone know the number for 911?!" #monsterdon
okay now weโre getting into horror territory #Monsterdon
"y'all need jesus" -- @uptownsongclub who has seen multiple Bert I Gordon movies
BRB writing FRANZ on the underside of her shoe
She can really project.
Living Doll.. I called it.
"It sings or it gets the bottle."
Why isn't her voice high and squeaky like the tiny men?
so which one of these test tube adults is his ex-wife?
Creepy creepy movie!
@paco ๐
This guy needs many years of therapy.
@nazokiyoubinbou not just our print then, good to know
(singing) You're a Dali, you're a Dali!
#Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople
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Song's a bit on the nose there, Hans.
Her voice would sound like Tiny Tim.
Who's playing the tiny instruments in the background #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople
Can't imagine why Emma decided to leave Franz #monsterdon