Can you hear me now?

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lol, the Police being shit is believable

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5th floor, stupid building?

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"In the United States, the first 911 service was established by the Alabama Telephone Company and the first call was made in Haleyville, Alabama in 1968" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/911_(emergency_telephone_number) #monsterdon

Wait? "Does anyone know the number?" To the police? #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople

“Does anyone know their number?”

Hey, what do you know, 911 was a good idea!!!

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Quick, what's the number for 911?

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911 hadn't been invented obvs #monsterdon

And this is why we created 9-1-1. In case you are turned into a doll
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My new headcanon is that this is secretly a #StarTrek episode and a transporter buffer fell through a time rip while fighting the Borg or some shit and this guy got a hold of it. There's precedence for these kinds of episodes!
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THIS is why 911 was invented

@jonny

You don't want to go full chipmunk!

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"Everybody was there! everyone! 3.6 billion people packed into a auditorium just to see my marionettes!"

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(had 911 not been invented yet?)

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@steggy Alllviiiin!! #monsterdon

They're drinking that Champaign like it's coffee.

Also, and I hesitate to point this out, but… the Champaign bubbles would be the size of their fists.
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Passing by, saw your light, thought you might be lonesome so I dropped by.

Because that isn't weird at all.

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Such detailed attention to him arranging his doll collection #Monsterdon

I expected her to sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks!

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The real fiction here is that someone trained a cat to sit still enough on that table for the shrinking demo.

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Surely there were suspiciously wealthy furries on the level of the macro Falco guy in 1958 who would be interested in this contraption.

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(I know it doesn't exist yet but)
"does anyone know the number for 911?!" #monsterdon

okay now we’re getting into horror territory #Monsterdon

"y'all need jesus" -- @uptownsongclub who has seen multiple Bert I Gordon movies

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BRB writing FRANZ on the underside of her shoe

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She can really project.

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Living Doll.. I called it.

"It sings or it gets the bottle."

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years of painstaking work must have gone into preserving the normal vocal range of the dolls despite their vocal cords and entire articulatory apparatus being a fraction of the size #monsterdon

Why isn't her voice high and squeaky like the tiny men?

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so which one of these test tube adults is his ex-wife?

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Creepy creepy movie!

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@paco 😆

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This guy needs many years of therapy.

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Who wrote this and how can I block their instance

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@nazokiyoubinbou not just our print then, good to know

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(singing) You're a Dali, you're a Dali!

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I just realized this is

Live-action Toy Story.

This guy is Sid!

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…
Song's a bit on the nose there, Hans.

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Her voice would sound like Tiny Tim.

Who's playing the tiny instruments in the background #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Can't imagine why Emma decided to leave Franz #monsterdon

it's mean to make she sings this music.
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#monsterdon I wonder what Toni Basil is doing right now

WHY IS THIS LIKE 10X LOUDER THAN THE REST OF THE MOVIE??? THE SOUND IS EVEN CLIPPED!

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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it goes back in the bottle again. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

"mental health" hadn't been invented in the 1950's so it's perfectly plausible that people would just be fine with being turned into dolls #monsterdon

oh barf. Of course that's the song. Spare me ugh #monsterdon

Yeah that sure looks like a primitive transporter buffer with screwed up configuration settings 🖖
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the record drops down onto the platter and it's like a 5.5 earthquake

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WatchVibe®

Wait for smolness 📉
Science-like explanation of smol machine 📉
Being smol and not working 📈

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Doll support group.

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I hate these shrunken people, they make Bob look good

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#Monsterdon So was this born out of his desire to host parties but being unable to afford drinks and food?

there's a Matt Damon movie that's basically this

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They ought to gang up on him and bite his ankles off #monsterdon

It’s good he has a “you’re my dolly minus one” LP

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'There! Now you have each other and a cat, for what else could you _possibly_ want?'

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Why aren't they trying to flee the moment he walks through that open door?

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"we sometimes have to do things we don't want, just to have something like this!"

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What does he do with their pee? Uh, never mind..

where're the Gorgonites when you need them #monsterdon

So did dude just suggest he's gonna kidnap and violate a preacher's person? #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople

So no one told you life was gonna go this way 👏 👏 👏 👏

You're all just one foot high, you've been declared D.O.A. 👏 👏 👏 👏

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Sally channelling Carol

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Look, there's plenty of inhalants to try #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

These people are peasants, leave them here...

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it's such a huge waste to only make one tiny doll cake from a real sized cake. he should make dollifier 2.0 that splits the big object into lots of small objects so that he can keep the costs of maintaining the dolls lower than like "supporting an entire family of regular people" #monsterdon

#monsterdon "There's no one your size who can marry you."

This introduces a lot of worldbuilding questions

So you can feed the dolls
What uh

What if they need to pee???

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Comically large teacups

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#monsterdon #puppetPeople1958 He threatened to shrink a priest to marry them.

Canadians of a certain age getting Friendly Giant triggered #Monsterdon

These people are idiots #monsterdon

Hey, they have the big mugs from Central Perk! #friends

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oh hell yeah petit four
haven't had one of those in a long time
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That's the ugliest petit-four I've ever seen.

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Just give them champagne and some attention and they'll happily accept the Boot....

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Not the cat! Now he's gone too far.

"Will you have any champagne?"

"Just a little."

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

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You know, the situation of being shrunk down sucks, but damn that food looks amazing!
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Their scale is all out of whack.

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they are really happy for people who were kept in display as dolls
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@jonny ATTACK OF THE PUPPET PEOPLE walked so that SMALL SOLDIERS could run

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Yeah this is definitely a tiny crowd that looks like it's equipped to meet the old guy's emotional needs

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Just a big 'ol get together party
Well, not exactly big

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These sure are some chipper ass people given their situation.

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Being shrunk down to doll size is probably the best thing to happen to these people's social lives #monsterdon

so the rest of these people have already been broken, then.

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@msh

Hey, that's MY line!

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Also when you put shrunk people in tubes they go into suspended animation in idle_pose. Because reasons. #monsterdon

Who makes tiny bottles of champagne though? Are they in on the puppet master network?

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omg the tiny champagne bottle lmao
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does the doll machine have a fixed size ratio, or can he just doll you a little bit? can he doll just some parts of your body and not others? the military would probably be down to make a whole army of like custom sized doll soldiers #monsterdon

Mr. Franz: The process is simple. Have you ever heard of Shrinky-dinks?

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attack of the puppet party

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These people are... ... shockingly calm about being crammed into containers and forced to remain in stasis for random periods of time on one man's whims...

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Pride of the Micro Marines!
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So all the 1/12 scale people are just happy party people?
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